A semi sober rant about the rush of being ambiguous. My roommates told me to post this because apparently it's funny.

Well Today I decided to bring my friends with me to my friend B's new house supposedly a short walk from town. Well, it turned out to be about three miles. By the second mile he turned on his GPS and said there was nothing showing up for miles and that the road was endless and started flipping out a little. but then I got a call because B had passed us in his truck,...