Virginity and Guardisil
Posted 07-28-2009 at 09:35 AM by khajiitchick
My medical card pays for Guardisil, the HPV vaccine, my mother convinced me to get it a while back and i got the last shot today. my whole left arm is sore and i have marching band practice later...
while we were at the Health Dept, we were looking at all of these posters, one about establishing paternity if you have a baby, my mom went on this rant about how important it is and about how the first thing i should do is try not to but if i do i have to make sure i know who the father is.
i casually informed her that she shouldn't worry, if i get preggo i will inform the Vatican and get child support from God.
thanks for the vote of confidence, mom, i believe i told you the Jordan and i don't believe in premarital sex, drugs, or all of that other stuff...
although i have been drinking a lot of Sunny D lately... does anyone have the pope's cell? Darn, i wanted to name my first gaydopted child Rainbow, Jesus was going to be my youngest...
while we were at the Health Dept, we were looking at all of these posters, one about establishing paternity if you have a baby, my mom went on this rant about how important it is and about how the first thing i should do is try not to but if i do i have to make sure i know who the father is.
i casually informed her that she shouldn't worry, if i get preggo i will inform the Vatican and get child support from God.
thanks for the vote of confidence, mom, i believe i told you the Jordan and i don't believe in premarital sex, drugs, or all of that other stuff...
although i have been drinking a lot of Sunny D lately... does anyone have the pope's cell? Darn, i wanted to name my first gaydopted child Rainbow, Jesus was going to be my youngest...
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Yeah, shame on your mother for treating you like an adult and not treating sex as a dirty thing, but just asking you simply to be sure who the father is if you do get pregnant...?Posted 07-28-2009 at 08:21 PM by Saya 
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no, i wasn't saying that, the way she said it she implied that i was already sexually active. and my mother is a Jehovah's Witness, she considers sex dirty.
sorry if the way i put it implied something else...Posted 07-31-2009 at 01:55 PM by khajiitchick
