mail order bride

The Male order Bride

Eric and Jill are inside their house fighting each other. The fight gets crazy. Names are being called. Things are being thrown at each other.
(The actors are free to have fun with this part.)

Eric: Hey! Watch IT!

JILL: You took the best years of my life! My friends were right about you. I knew something was up when my cat hated you you. But no, I had to give it away because you were allergic!

ERIC: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I lied about being allergic.

JILL: You bitch!
She throws a football at him.

I have had enough. I'm through, I'm getting a divorce!

Heads out the door.

ERIC: I also faked those times I was sick so I wouldn't have to have sex with your ugly ass. (Whimpers) Who am I kidding, I'm lost without her! But, I have to pull myself together!

Eric goes on the computer and goes on the Mail Order Bride.

The next part changes to a post office.
There mail men organizing everything. They line women up in wedding dresses. They put stamps on them. The women make strange faces as addresses and stamps are being put on them. Alisa is put into a crate. The crate is taking to airplane.
The plane crashes. Alisa somehow survives. She finds out that she's in the united states and cheers.

Alisa: AND NOW TO FIND MY HUSBAND!

Alisa takes of the stamps from her body and rips off part her dress. She goes on this large treacherous journey to find her husband. This part is going to be done with a green screen with many random backgrounds like a dessert, a waterfall, a volcano, a tornado etc.
Finally Alisa finds the address to where her husband lives. She knocks on the door.

ERIC: Hello? Who are you?

ALISA: Is this Er...(She reads the name slowly) Eeerric's house?

ERIC: Yes

ALISA: Thank goodness, I found you! I am your wife.

ERIC: My wife?

ALISA: Yes, from Russia!

ERIC: From...from....OH...yeah...Um...this...I thought you were dead?

ALISA: No, I went far and wide to try to find you. We can marry now.

ERIC: Um...about that...you see...

Jill enters.

JILL: Honey, who's at the door?

ERIC: You see, the service told me there was slight problem... I thought you were dead... so I decided to work things out with my wife...I hope that's okay?

ALISA: Um....

ERIC: Well, it was nice meeting you!

Eric shuts the door. Alisa just pouts and it fades into black. And add for American Express comes up.

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