Hi
 

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
I'm about to head off to Uni and I'll be doing Archaeology.

2. Where are you from?
Daaaan Saaaath in the UK

3. Who is your favorite author?
Tricky one - I liked Joe Hill's last one, Horns, better than his darlin' daddy's recent output. Poe's fun, and I'm enjoying George RR Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire, such as he's actually written so far.

4. What are your favorite films?
Coppola's Dracula, Dusk Til Dawn, Ginger Snaps, The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus, In Bruges, Fight Club, Two Hands, The Rite.


5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
Something instrumental by Eric Mcfadden

6. At your funeral?
Pj Harvey - Let England Shake, maybe.

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
Quickly, and not for a while yet.

8. What kind of casket would you want?
I like the idea of being left out somewhere remote.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
Really don't have one, I like my boots, but nothing consistant other than that.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
Being able to just kick back and scream your fucking head off. It's frowned upon in adulthood.

11. What's your favorite band?
Can't really choose just one. I like your gawfick staples - The Cure, Sisters, Nephilim, Joy Division etc, also like Frank the Baptist, Cinema Strange, Christian Death, Black Stone Cherry, Ray Charles, In Flames, Black Sabbath, Tom Waits is always a favourite, Nick Cave, Leonard Cohen, Laura Marling, PJ Harvey, Eric Mcfadden, Lacuna Coil, Killing Joke, Mastodon, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Tiamat, you get the idea I guess.


12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
University in a few weeks. And Archaeology.

13. Why did you join?
I was a member a long time ago, came back briefly a few times, hit a very rough patch and am just about coming out of the other side, and thought I'd see what's goin' down in these 'ere parts.

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?

I got me a penis.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Dirty scum from the south. I need my flat cap.

Oh and welcome.

Dirty scum perhaps, but I will NEVER wear a flatcap.... :P

Of course you won't, everyone knows the real style is in the Great Kingdom of Yorkshire :p

Newsflash: it's frowned on when you're a kid, too.

Also, you should probably give that penis back to whomever you stole it from. It might not be sanitary.

I know I'm forgetting something... oh yeah! Welcome to Gnet! :p

ANYWAAAAAY :P


Thanks for the welcome!

I had a penis Monday night.

Did you toss it out a car window as you were speeding away from the scene?

I have a penis every monday. To clarify, I am attached to my penis. Physically and emotionally!

You shouldn't get too attached. Those things lead to trouble you know.

Wazzup.

Got any cool British slang? I fucking love British slang.

Gypsy kiss. Having a piss.

Not sure if that's British or just Hampshire :P

Call me mint jelly, cuz I'm on the lamb! :p


I made chili with it.

Eh, it ain't "bollocks" or "tosser", but I guess it'll do.

So what do you do for fun?

You fucking slag AC. You never asked ME for any British slang.

Baby, this thing beween us goes so much deeper than a slang-off. But I'll happily absorb your Tales from the Toilet-Bowl if you got something to show me. ;p

Baby, your uncle sam will be feeling badly and you'll be barking up your balls if you betray me with any of the n00bs ;)

You know you're the only one for me, sugar-tits. :p

Damn straight I am. I'm a five foot tall, red haired tornado of awesome and don't you forget it :p

No fair bringing up the redhead thing. You KNOW that shit's my Kryptonite. D:

No one ever said I had to play fair sugar tits ;)

Well this has escalated quickly :P

Yeah things really got out of hand fast

:D Excellent!

My A&P teacher is a hot redhead, too. Her ass gives me a lady boner. ;)