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Timeless Rebellion 12-12-2011 04:16 AM

Who created your god?

pothead 12-12-2011 05:47 AM

my God is the creator of all things, and he is eternal, he doesn't have an end nor begining , your finite mind can't comprehend it

Grausamkeit 12-12-2011 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 687207)
who created the flying spaghetti monter then?

Flying Spaghetti Monster always is and always was. To question Him is to suffer the wrath of His meatballs! The gnocchi will have no mercy. Not even vermicelli will save you.


Repent now or suffer eternity without pasta!

burningplain 12-12-2011 07:20 AM

Worship the God Emperor! For he has saved yours soul from the foul perils of the warp. He is the one true god. Turn to his light and fight off the darkness of Chaos.

Venerate the Immortal Emperor!

Morpheus13 12-12-2011 09:49 AM

And lo! The FSM was created in a wave of fire that rocked the universe and the humanity was sore afraid because they had been worshipping others.

HumanePain 12-12-2011 10:25 AM

All glory to the HYPNOTOAD!
...
What's wrong? You never heard of frogs legs?

Murder.Of.Crows 12-12-2011 11:52 AM

TOO MANY RELIGIONS!!!! Hypnotoad?! FSM?! BEER LORD?! fuck this shit....

pothead 12-12-2011 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by HumanePain (Post 687222)
All glory to the HYPNOTOAD!
...
What's wrong? You never heard of frogs legs?

a frog is not a toad! and yes I love frog legs I ate like 40 of them just the other day they were great because they were really fresh, and hot, they taste good with or without salt, but they are so good, I wonder why we can't have toad legs? I would like to taste them

pothead 12-12-2011 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows (Post 687227)
TOO MANY RELIGIONS!!!! Hypnotoad?! FSM?! BEER LORD?! fuck this shit....

did you forget the christian religion?

Murder.Of.Crows 12-12-2011 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 687247)
did you forget the christian religion?

I was only counting the plausible religions.....


(Comically, I think I am a bit off the internet knowledge here, I thought the FSM was just made up here, I had no idea that it was actually a thing until about an hour ago. Lol)

pothead 12-13-2011 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows (Post 687248)
I was only counting the plausible religions.....


(Comically, I think I am a bit off the internet knowledge here, I thought the FSM was just made up here, I had no idea that it was actually a thing until about an hour ago. Lol)

so you don't count the only real one as plausible?

Timeless Rebellion 12-13-2011 04:32 AM

Flying Spaghetti Monster created beer and Hypnotoad as a way to bring around non-believers :D

Garethsteen 12-13-2011 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 686843)
I am writing to proclaim the gospel of Jesus Christ the son of God. So will you accept the sacrifice Jesus made by giving up his life to save yours, so that if you believe that he died on the cross, and if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that he was rose from the dead on the third day by God the father, you will be saved. He did it all to offer you eternal life, and forgiveness of your sins, to pay off your sin debt. The debt that you owed God because of your sin that separates you from God that debt you could never pay off, that Jesus paid it in full having nailed it to the cross.

So will you receive the free gift of pardon from your sins, and accept the free gift of eternal life? Will you accept the free gifts by praying the sinners prayer ?
Now please if you want to go to heaven, and receive the free gifts please pray with me by using your mouth and speaking pray this with me. Please Pray ( dear Jesus I believe that you died on the Cross for my sins, I acknowledge that I am a sinner, and I know I can't save myself. I ask you to come into my heart, and save me, and forgive me of my sins. I confess that Jesus Christ is the Lord, I repent of my sin. I accept you as my Lord, and savior I call upon your name Lord Jesus amen) Remember Jesus loves you so much he died for you!!

Now if you prayed this prayer, said it out aloud, and believed in Jesus. you are saved, which means you are now a christian, and is going to heaven. Also remember you can't ever go to heaven by being a good person for the bible says there is none good, but one, and that is God. So will you pray the sinners prayer, and accept Jesus as your Lord, and Savior?????????????

As Friedrich Nietzsche once said: In Heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

pothead 12-13-2011 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Garethsteen (Post 687255)
As Friedrich Nietzsche once said: In Heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

I'm an interesting person, you should get to know me, and I'm going to heaven

Garethsteen 12-13-2011 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 687258)
I'm an interesting person, you should get to know me, and I'm going to heaven

What's the point? I'm not going to heaven and I don't have much faith in long distance relationships.

HumanePain 12-13-2011 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 687214)
my God is the creator of all things, and he is eternal, he doesn't have an end nor begining , your finite mind can't comprehend it

Replace God with The Universe and you have one explanation why people need God to exist. (Because they cannot comprehend an eternal universe).
There is no difference in regards to a finite perception of infinity, both are difficult for us to comprehend, but both scenarios are described by men. One was defined scientifically, the other with imagination.

Grausamkeit 12-13-2011 01:18 PM

Crows, you're so cute!

*pinches cheek*

pothead 12-13-2011 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by HumanePain (Post 687263)
Replace God with The Universe and you have one explanation why people need God to exist. (Because they cannot comprehend an eternal universe).
There is no difference in regards to a finite perception of infinity, both are difficult for us to comprehend, but both scenarios are described by men. One was defined scientifically, the other with imagination.

how can you understand that everything just happened? I have an understanding of no begining, and no end the heavens had a begining, and will have and end but something out there created the heavens, because something is eternal , you can't just say the world and universe came to be when two particles colided, how do you explain where those two particles came from to create the big bang?

Garethsteen 12-14-2011 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 687322)
how can you understand that everything just happened? I have an understanding of no begining, and no end the heavens had a begining, and will have and end but something out there created the heavens, because something is eternal , you can't just say the world and universe came to be when two particles colided, how do you explain where those two particles came from to create the big bang?

And yet you are willing to accept that God has no beginning and no end? Surely that is a bit hypocritical. Demanding proof of one object's creation while at the same time accepting that another had always existed.

Alan 12-14-2011 03:17 AM

After you learn enough physics, one realizes that things in the universe don't need trivial things like 'existing' for them to be.
The question of 'where did the big bang come from' shows a series of very ignorant and prejudiced preconceptions of the nature of the universe.

pothead 12-14-2011 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Alan (Post 687335)
After you learn enough physics, one realizes that things in the universe don't need trivial things like 'existing' for them to be.
The question of 'where did the big bang come from' shows a series of very ignorant and prejudiced preconceptions of the nature of the universe.

so you think everything has always been? how do you explain your conscious? where did that come from?

HumanePain 12-14-2011 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 687341)
so you think everything has always been? how do you explain your conscious? where did that come from?

This has been well documented for decades. Nervous activity via neurons.

pothead 12-15-2011 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by HumanePain (Post 687342)
This has been well documented for decades. Nervous activity via neurons.

so you think thats all there is to it, and there isn't anything else? well I know that scientist still can't answer that question

HumanePain 12-15-2011 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 687377)
so you think thats all there is to it, and there isn't anything else? well I know that scientist still can't answer that question

Yes they can, you just don't know about it because you are ignorant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1Gu1YSoDaY

http://vcresearch.berkeley.edu/news/...n-times-faster

http://patients.aan.com/resources/ne...01006030-00006

OK, I can't play with the troll anymore, time to go to work.

Ben Lahnger 12-15-2011 04:16 AM

All hail Higgs-Boson!


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