I agree. SoD, post a picture of yourself hitting a police officer with a crowbar.

I'm beginning to think that SoD isn't really that attention-seeking, he is really a smart troll.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._3055791_n.jpg

Best mates little sister and myself.

http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hs109...._1828993_n.jpg

http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hs089....5_641884_n.jpg

I went to a party.

I'm going to say no with that one there bud.

Cool pic. You thinking about becoming a model or starting a band er somethin'?

Smokin' tattoos Ophelia.

I think my eyes are gonna pop out.

Sorry for being thick, but could you explain your get up?

What do the tats on the back of your thighs say? I mean, I am only looking at these photos of yours for the articles.

Ophie, I wanna lick your armpits.

No. As usual, I was dead on. Now go listen to some Matchbox 20.

OPHELIA, we live so fucking close, why haven't we fucked yet?

Thank you, thank you.

I can't explain my getup.
It's "Like Judas."
I want to lick every part of you.
I have no idea.

It's pretty self-explanatory: You can see, but not touch.

I have three pictures that I guarantee will make everyone's day!

http://hmir.jerq.org/1.jpg

http://hmir.jerq.org/2.jpg

http://hmir.jerq.org/3.jpg

I wish my eyes were as pretty a green as hers. And that I was as good at eye make-up. And as cute. And sexy. At the same time. Fuck it, I just wish I was Honeythorn.

Also, those glasses are amazing. I love the thick frames.

Right, sorry for double-post, but I figure I may as well put a pic or two up, just so you don't associate my name with a purple ball of yarn and a lil' white emote.

With glasses.
Without glasses.

I'm really bad at taking pictures of myself. And these are low-quality because I can only get good angles with my webcam. Everything goes straight to hell when I try and do it at arm's length, and I haven't figured out how to use the timer. Also, the expressions are a bit weird because my usual smile makes me look psycho in pictures. Glassy eyes, creepy grin. . . yeah, you don't want to see that.

Also, I'm trying to figure out what the hell kind of makeup I want to wear today, so if anyone has any input in the next two hours, feel free to suggest.

Where's the option of neither?

Oh my god Mir those are AWFUL! >.< Well the middle one isn't so bad I guess but the first and last are just naaasty haha. I was a bit tanked up on Jager though :P

Those aren't my glases by the way Kalitrima , those are Mir's. I do occasionally wear reading glasses for when I have to ogle small print though ^^

Flattering, but You really really don't.

Actually, after backreading a few threads, it made me think of how many similarities I've noticed between us, though I can't really list them without sounding like a stalker. Which I'm not, I promise.

I really see no reason why you would say that. You're employed, you have friends, you go spend time with people, you're determined when you decide to do something, you're talented with makeup, DIY projects, and many other things, I'm sure. I'd much rather live your life than my own.

Er. . . how on-topic do we have to keep things in this thread? I still haven't gotten a feel for that yet. Anyway, apologies if this little blurb is too far off.

Oh, and I forgot to say it earlier, but I like those pictures, Ophelia. You've got the confidence to pull it off well.

Right , since there's now a couple of hideous pictures of me on this page I may as well show my Hen weekend, Winehouse wig extraordinaire as requested in the Nothing thread.

BEHOLD for I have become a freakish mix of Winehouse and Bette from Coronation street....If I stuffed a couple of huge balloons in my bra I could also do a rendition of Dolly Parton's Jolene....


http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1.../30gal001o.jpg

That wig has the kind of curl I wish my hair did. Damn.

And that really looks pretty nice. This coming from someone who doesn't like how light-colored wigs look on people in general.

Smack me sideways, that looks quite stunning actually.