Cicero gave me anal...again!
 

so i was pretty sad since cicero denied our last anal adventure. one day while roaming the streets of melbourne i noticed the entrance of 1334 i thought of both the pain and pleasure i felt there last tame and i coudnt resist.

i was in there enjoying myself because i really loved the song one of the djs was playing it was wake me up inside by evanesense

then i saw her. walking up to the dj, lips and ass looking irresistable i stared at her for what seemed like hours then she finally took a break and i swooped in

what are you doing here?! she screamed! you know why im here, what the hell, allison! why would you deny such a beutiful moment! I accused her. suddenly a sollem look crossed her face. you know, she said, i've been thinking about that moment i loved it, but it scared me. i'm sorry, how can i ever make it up to you?

i grabbed her green bi hawk which made perfect handles for what was to come and dragged her tiny skull to my crotch

i said i know how, and nothing more needed to be spoken. she unzipped my pants with her mouth and pulled them off exportly, held my dick and began to suck it.

as i became harder she had a hard time fitting it in her mouth and going completely down the shaft. i assisted her by thrusting harder in return. she began gagging and tears streamed down her eyes, making her look like the sorry whore that she is

before i came i pulled out and said not yet. she reponded by gasping for air. i threw her to the floor and ripped off her laboriously custom sewn bondage pants

i proceeded to flip her over and plunge my throbbing cock straight into her asshole without warning as she screamed in agony and exstacy. i thrust with all my might over and over into her now-loosened asshole.

i began to notice my cock getting dirty with her shit. i pulled out, went back to her face and slapped her with it, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???!!! I yelled in anger CLEAN IT UP NOW BITCH!!

she got to work, cleaning my cock bare with every inch of her wet mouth i moaned in pleasure knowing that she was tasting her own shit she wasnt lazy either. she never once used her hand. her mouth scrubbed it clean of every last morsel of shit and she enjoyed it

finally the moment of truth showed and i came buckets into her whore mouth she continued sucking, begging for more...

morning came and she was nowhere to be found presumabely treating her bruises.

lol!

messagetoshort

That was something that could have proven to be highly amusing, yet was completely defeated by the OPs lack of skill in the department of humour.

I have a feeling this might rack up a few laughs if it was written about Vinyardxjizz instead.

Care to try again?

Who the hell is Cicero?

Me thinks it's some weird reference to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrM5R--VwUo

I think it refers to the forum member.

Charming. o_O

Oh come on, if you're going to post your (beautifully written) fantasies about me on the internet at least make them vaguely accurate...

... I would never EVER wear bondage pants.

erm, ok.....

Nah, she's probably lousy in bed.

And how would that be unfunny?

She's one of the most beautiful members of these fine boards, notably intelligent, unbelievably talented in DIY clothing, and is one of the few people on these boards so goth she probably DOES shit bats.

How do you not know who Cicero is?

Aw, shucks.

And if I really did shit bats that certainly gives Death-Rocker's story a nice Ozzy-Osbourne-esque spin. I don't think I'm goth enough for that kind of chiropteran defacation anymore though. Or at least I wish I wasn't.

That would make for a terrible "Teeth"esque horror movie, I think.