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burningplain 01-18-2012 05:06 PM

In my authority as an Inquisitor of the Holy Ordos of the Inquisition, subservient to the God-Emperor of Mankind, I present you, Pothead, with this Carta Extremis and accuse you of being an accursed Heretic and Extremis Diabolus. Do you except this Carta given to you by myself in my authority as an agent of his Most Holy Majesty the God-Emperor and accept the judgement contained there in as his divine will?

FistsofFury 01-18-2012 10:57 PM

I find the idea of non-existence liberating and fascinating so from my viewpoint eternal life seems vain.

I think being a Highlander style immortal would be cool because I like swords and super healing. Also I would not want to live forever in some grotesque mutilated state and the highlander cannon solves that neatly with the idea of severed head = death.

Vampire immortality....if I were a vampire I'd have a real issue initially with having to kill to live. But I would love the idea of being able to 'go into the ground' for long periods of hibernation. Hibernation is another idea I find fascinating and liberating.

I read the first post and decided nothing I wrote could be dumber. So I decided to nerd out.

And all hail the hypnotoad.

Kasdeja 01-19-2012 12:36 PM

I think the FSM outranks the hypnotoad. Just sayin'...

Timeless Rebellion 01-19-2012 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kasdeja (Post 689077)
I think the FSM outranks the hypnotoad. Just sayin'...

A thousand times this!

FistsofFury 01-19-2012 07:26 PM

Not arguing about the FSM being superior, just don't destroy the temples of the hypnotoad cult...I'm jus saying. *slowly backs out of room*

Timeless Rebellion 01-20-2012 12:49 AM

They will moonlight as a pasta restaurant.

pothead 01-23-2012 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by burningplain (Post 689053)
In my authority as an Inquisitor of the Holy Ordos of the Inquisition, subservient to the God-Emperor of Mankind, I present you, Pothead, with this Carta Extremis and accuse you of being an accursed Heretic and Extremis Diabolus. Do you except this Carta given to you by myself in my authority as an agent of his Most Holy Majesty the God-Emperor and accept the judgement contained there in as his divine will?

what heresy have I done?

pothead 01-23-2012 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion (Post 689098)
They will moonlight as a pasta restaurant.

are you giving a prophecy ?

burningplain 01-24-2012 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 689188)
what heresy have I done?

You have profained against the God-Emperor as God and leader of all mankind! For this Heresy there can be no forgiveness.

pothead 01-24-2012 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by burningplain (Post 689208)
You have profained against the God-Emperor as God and leader of all mankind! For this Heresy there can be no forgiveness.

but there is always forgiveness for heresy

burningplain 01-25-2012 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 689222)
but there is always forgiveness for heresy

For Heresy against the Immortal Emperor there is no forgiveness, only damnation! You have denied His will and turned away from His divine light. The Emperor damns you for your Heresy, only in death can your soul be redeemed!

Elystan 01-25-2012 05:31 PM

The God-Emperor of Man is a good deal less forgiving than the King of the Jews.

pothead 01-26-2012 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by burningplain (Post 689227)
For Heresy against the Immortal Emperor there is no forgiveness, only damnation! You have denied His will and turned away from His divine light. The Emperor damns you for your Heresy, only in death can your soul be redeemed!

so who is this immortal emperor ?what is his name?

Timeless Rebellion 01-26-2012 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 689251)
so who is this immortal emperor ?what is his name?

Haven't you been listening?
The Immortal Emperor is He, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Elystan 01-26-2012 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 689251)
so who is this immortal emperor ?what is his name?

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Emperor_of_Mankind

pothead 01-26-2012 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Elystan (Post 689260)

I curse your God

Kasdeja 01-26-2012 09:48 PM

And I curse yours. FSM is where it's at.

Murder.Of.Crows 01-27-2012 02:09 AM

I curse you all it's all about party god... or some other god I haven't found/thought up yet.

Elystan 01-27-2012 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 689265)
I curse your God

Ain't my God bro, I was just trying to be helpful

Renatus 01-27-2012 11:09 AM

In the name of the father son and holy spirit I exorcise you, pothead, demon, from these forums*shakes holy water onto you*

pothead 01-29-2012 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Elystan (Post 689280)
Ain't my God bro, I was just trying to be helpful

do you even have a God?

burningplain 01-29-2012 08:31 AM

The Emperor has protected us from the evils of the Chaos Gods. From their foul taint. To reject him is to reject his protection of our race and to cast your self into Darkness. I condemn you foul Heretic.

pothead 01-31-2012 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by burningplain (Post 689321)
The Emperor has protected us from the evils of the Chaos Gods. From their foul taint. To reject him is to reject his protection of our race and to cast your self into Darkness. I condemn you foul Heretic.

the bible says condemn not and you won't be condemned, I follow Jesus as God

pothead 01-31-2012 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion (Post 689252)
Haven't you been listening?
The Immortal Emperor is He, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

oh so that is who it is?, I still think he was a good monster but he isn't for me. I didn't vote for him so he isn't my monster

Timeless Rebellion 01-31-2012 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 689539)
oh so that is who it is?, I still think he was a good monster but he isn't for me. I didn't vote for him so he isn't my monster

Divinity is not a democratic process, you can't "vote" for gods. The Flying Spaghetti Monster as the only true deity condems you for thinking such folly!


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