The Crying_Crimson_Tears game.
 

The rules are simple: mention your fiancé in any way you can within your boring anecdote about a menial task that you performed to which your fiancé is entirely irrelevant. I'll start:

I was making tea today and my fiancé didn't kill his mother.

I was making tea today and my fiancé did kill his mother.

Guys, normally I don't mind stuff like this, but I really don't think this is fair. She had a rough time.

God, Anarasha, you're such an insufferable White Knight. I'm glad you're not my fiancé-- someone else is. I have a fiancé.

Gothicus - I just have this empathy for other members of the human race that I can't quite seem to get rid of however much I try.

So me and my fiancé were planning my gastric bypass...

And my fiance gastricly bypassed his mom's throat with a rusty butter knife.

So I was mopping today and found a thumbtack, my fiancé proubly dropped it, because he was with me...and is my fiancé.

Oh oh DRM, you've done it now, JCC will now make a new thread about you and your fiance.

Did it have any blood on it? Because my fiancé was telling me some horrible rumors about someone else's fiancé.

My fiancé is jealous of my girlfriend because I'm bisexual. You have a problem with that?!

So basically were making fun of someone because they had rough times in regards to their fiance? I don't understand how this is meant to be funny.

My fiancé bought me underwear today. Then he killed me and my mother , because he's my fiancé.

I had a horrible fucking day because I chipped a nail ... and my fiance was not looking for a large butcher knife ... he swears.

That's because you don't HAVE a fiancé.

My fiance approves of this thread.

No we're making fun of her because she's a conceited bitch.

So is my fiance.

My fiance murdered your fiance for being a conceited bitch.

My fiance fianced your fiance right in the fiance. That's how she fiances.

Typical smurf talk. Just substitute "smurf" with "fiance".

Yup, that's the fucking joke.

Well, I got it, didn't I?

Oh jeez, guys, my thread has become so fucking beautiful. I can't wait to show my fiancé.

Your fiance will fiance all over their drawers when they fiance this thread.