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Just saw a news report about a guy who talks nonsense gibberish in his sleep. His wife records it, then transcribes it to a blog. And the thing has gone viral and now they get invited onto talk shows.
So I checked out Sleep Talkin' Man Blog. My favorite quote so far: "I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally." . |
That blog was really cool, Ben.
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Yeah, there's some fantastic stuff there. I can't believe his wife never takes it personally ... I mean, some of that crap HAS to be about her, don't you think?
"By the way, washing in rose water doesn't stop you smelling like a piece of shit." "Now fuck off and let me bask in the glory of being me." "I'd like to tell you what a wonderful person you are. But that would make me a septic gash of a cunt who quite frankly had no concept of right or wrong." Since recommending this to someone else, they've recommended another blog to me. So I might have another one of these things to post tomorrow! |
i think today is friday.so i closed my eyes....an then
silence...aaaaaaahmmmmmm.... peace...aaaaaahmmmmm.... breath in.......hhuhhhhhh... breath out.....hooooo I didn.t know i was already doing that for 12 hours. now it's saturday. that made another of my day |
Watching early episodes of Ramna 1/2 all day, that always puts a smile on my face. And I get to see my "brother" tomorrow (or today, technically). I'm really excited about that. I've been trying to get a hold of that ****er for what seems like forever now. Provided he actually shows up this time, should be a good day. :)
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I found a Facebook page called "Shit My Dad Says", where the author's Dad is quoted saying things like this:
"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist." “Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your pecker, you deserve more than just a pat on the fucking back." "I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more." "I don't need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I'm old. I'm through moving shit." "A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown fucking toenail. Stop bitching." "Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that." "I hate paying bills... Son, don't say "me too." I didn't say that looking to relate to you. I said it instead of "go away." "Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked." Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah! Fucking brilliant! |
I found out the apartment my fiance and I are moving into is going to be all ready soon.
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I'm about to dig into
Blade Runner (Five-Disc Complete Collector's Edition) (2007) on Blu-ray with it's 5 versions of the film plus over 9 hours of archival footage and documentary materials. I'm watching the original, never screened "work print" version first. I may be gone a while. This makes my day. |
Honestly this forum makes all my days xD
I was just reading this thread were vindicatedxjin was being racist and stuff.. I'm not bored anymore. |
Hanging out with my little brother today, it's awesome he and I are getting along again.
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As of now I am no longer a trainee and starting Wednesday (I have off Monday and Tuesday) I'll be at my permanent location (they have two locations about five minutes apart and I was training at the larger one but will be working at the smaller one).
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i just finished this website for my old school.i think its ok.dont know
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A friend just showed me the website People of Walmart - www.peopleofwalmart.com - and it's strangely fascinating and horrifying at the same time.
Here's a few examples: Cindy Lou Who shops at Walmart http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...opsWalmart.jpg Shopping in PJ's and boots http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...JsAndBoots.jpg Trophy wife? http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...ophyWife-1.jpg I resisted posting some of the scarier ones, but it's pretty funny. |
I got my hair wet and it hasn't messed up yet!
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My boyfriend and I getting back together.
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http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j1...lestattles.gif
Getting the baby twins Rattles & Tattles in the mail, along with a huge bag of various MLP combs and brushes. ^__^ |
New "Texts From Last Night" - (503): two words: eviction party - (507): i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches. - (916): I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule.
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I don't have to go to work Thursday, and I still get paid for that day.
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About those technical difficulties: Daniel is aware. Now chill out!
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...ware-x-400.jpg Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah! |
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New TFLN - (510): Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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Getting a 100 in my first Forensics'-related subject. |
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