I'm so emo [fill in the blank]
 

I'm so emo blue skies make me angry... stupid marshmallow looking clouds.

Here's the classic "My lawn's so emo it cuts itself."

I'm so emo I bleed bats and darkness.

I shit razor blades while listening to Fugazi

This is fucking stupid. It's not 2007.

Pretty much...

That is so funny I almost laughed.

Damn you! You just shattered my entire foundation of life!

I'm so EMO I am taking all of this very seriously!!!

I am so emo I am gothic

I'm so emo even my pet bats bleed darkness.

I'm so emo I'm gonna invite my emo friends over for a cutting party.

I'm so emo my razor blades are dull.

I'm so emo, I spend $666 a month at dollarshaveclub.com.(not spam just convenient tool for expressing point)

lol

I'm so EMO I like this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icXUkIfZxyg

I'm so emo I don't listen to music. I just sit at home, cutting up my arm, drink milk and look at my poster of Varg Vikernes.

Oh snap. That's what she said.

I don't even feel the razor blade going through my skin

Oh snap, she said that too.

cutting myself
 

I'm starting to cut myself and IDK why, I am an emo but thats it, and it hurts when i take out my sissors and cut, it really dose but i just cant stop! can anybody help me???

Don't forget kids:

It's down the road, not across the street.

I'm so emo my arms grew tough skin.

I there are all kind of scares...

I'm so emo I remembered my emotional scares and would like to talk about it now.

I'm so emo, my lawn cuts itself.