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The Everyday Vampire
Everyone moves with the times. Don't they?
"There’s questions… There’s always questions. So I have a choice. Three, actually (let me know if there are more) 1) I can answer the same old questions each time anybody and everybody asks, once they’ve twigged about me (or once I’ve just come straight out and told them – there are some people out there who really aren’t that bright); 2) I can wait till someone asks those same old questions, at which point I whip my coat open to reveal a billboard carefully inscribed with all the answers. That way, I don’t have to go over it all again for the umpty-umpth time. However, it only takes one person to get the wrong idea about my intentions and I end up in a police cell charged with goodness knows what… or 3) Er…. This. Just keep reading…" https://everydayvampire.wordpress.co...-a-day-as-any/ |
Edv2
So, was I born like this or was I turned? That’s what you wanted to ask, wasn’t it? I mean, I’m obviously real, so…
https://everydayvampire.wordpress.co...s-coming-next/ |
For the record...
Shall I tell you about the things I can do????
https://everydayvampire.wordpress.co...or-the-record/ |
Bats, breakages and bodices
"If you’re interested, I can share some of my secrets… things that anyone can do. But you’ll have to ask nicely."
https://everydayvampire.wordpress.co...s-and-bodices/ |
Genetics Schmenetics!
"Can someone be turned into a vampire?
Actually, the real question is, if we were to meet, would I bite you?" https://everydayvampire.wordpress.co...s-schmenetics/ |
Ding Dong Merrily On Huh
"...I do have a delightful little pick-me-up. It’s one of my little secrets that I’ll let you in on."
https://everydayvampire.wordpress.co...errily-on-huh/ |
The Four Signs Of Madness
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Letting it go - Diary of an everyday vampire
'There are some rules that make perfect sense to follow – like “don’t jump off an eight storey building into a cup of water.” That one never ends well.'
https://everydayvampire.wordpress.co...letting-it-go/ HAPPY NEW (ish) YEAR! |
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Smoke and Mirrora pt 1
So what exactly is spectrophobia anyway?
https://everydayvampire.wordpress.co...irrors-part-1/ |
Smoke and Mirrors part 2
Why do strange things always happen in butchers shops?
https://everydayvampire.wordpress.co...irrors-part-2/ |
Because you're worth it...
Keep young and beautiful.
https://everydayvampire.wordpress.co...oure-worth-it/ |
A Rose By Any Other Name...
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Discreetly discrete
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Having a Wild time
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Rising to the bait
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Donkeys and Bottoms
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Driving Me Round The Bend
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Unscrambling eggs
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What scares a vampire?
You may be surprised... https://everydayvampire.wordpress.co...g-to-fear-but/ |
Trigger-Happy
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The Everyday Vampire - Come fly with me
I mean, everyone flies in their sleep, don't they?
Don't they? https://everydayvampire.wordpress.com/2015/04/ |
For how short a while man speaks, and withal how vainly. And for how long he is silent. Only the other day I met a king in Thebes, who had been silent already for four thousand years.
- Lord Dunsany, The Idle City |
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