Rolling a new Toon
 

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)

When I'm not setting ugly babies on fire, I'm usually fighting for my life against the Zombie Horde of Europe.

2. Where are you from?

The question of where is not important. From when, however, I am a time-traveler from the year 4753, where everyone is forced to speak Korean after the Unified Empire conquered and enslaved Mexico.

3. Who is your favorite author?

No one you've heard.

4. What are your favorite films?

Anything that involves boobs, guns, explosions, obnoxious side-kicks, basically anything but romantic-Comedy and the Twilight movies. That shit is pretentious.

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?

Woah, woah, no one anything about me having to get married!

6. At your funeral?

I am IMMORTAL, motherfucker!

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?

What did I just say?!

8. What kind of casket would you want?

You are not listening to me, underling!

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?

Nakedness.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?

The constant agonizing screams of the nursing homes I razed. Ah, good times.

11. What's your favorite band?

What's yours?

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?

An AWESOME education.

13. Why did you join?

Why, shouldn't I?

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
I'm abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. It's very common where I'm from.

Another fucking 'immortal'? How many is that on the board now? Gonna be time to cull the herd, soon.

And you people need to quit stealing my 'naked' answer for 'favourite outfit'. Poseur-ific cockbites.

And from 14 very general questions, 1 half answer.

Moving on.

There can be only one!!!

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Son of a bitch....I keep falling on that one.

Might as well make 'Princes of the Universe' my intro music...