White hair
 

I bet you can help me out, Kontan.

I want to bleach my hair white. I wanna look like Derrida. Have you ever seen Derrida?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rrida_main.jpg
That is one sexy motherfucker.


What would be the best and quickest way to bleach my hair completely white?
I want it to be as quick as it's healthily possible, because I really really don't want to be blond more than I need to.

It depends, whats your current hair color?
if its dyed darker already then there is no 'healthy' way of doing it than leaving it on longer. If you have virgin hair then it wont be as damaged and it will bleach fast. If you already have a lighter color then leave it on for a while until you see white.
AND if you already have to much chemicals in your hair there is a chance that it might turn green (trust me).
If it comes out blonde then I suggest waiting a day or to then bleach again.
I also suggest that you use the Loreal bleach or any other shampoo brand then you could use their products to maintaine it longer. Also males grow out their hair faster then shave first, then grow it so then you will have 'virgin' hair and it will be less harmful.

If not then go to a salon and ask them for the less harmful bleach (I currently do not know the name of but had used it).

whoopies I'm not Kontan.

Look....

I had a big long post explaining this. But, now I'm just going to say...

If you have long hair, cut it to about 4 to 5 inches. The shorter the hair, the easier it is to get it to white or what you will have, off white.

Your hair is natural I assume and not color treated at all. Your hair is also as dark as mine or maybe a half a shade lighter.

You're going to need 40 volume bleach and you're going to have to process it for an hour. The process needs heat. The hair closest to the scalp is going to go white quite easily. The actual shaft of the hair is going to go a very pale yellow/orange.

THEN get some purple toner. Actually, if you're pale orange, you're going to want blue toner. GET 20 volume developer and Purple or Blue TONER, not hair color, but toner. Mix this, cover all your hair with it, and let this process with heat for 30 minutes. It also helps if the toner claims to lift the hair extra levels.

This process is GOING TO R@PE your hair, like it or not. There's no healthy alternative to getting white hair. Even after this process, you can only ever hope to go a very very high level of platinum blond. It'll be close to the natural color of teeth with silverish highlights.

That's the best you can do. True, snow white hair doesn't exist. Even gray hair is just a lack of Red and Yellow colored melanin in the hair, leaving the ash tones behind.

Even albinos don't have truly white hair. Their hair is a very very very pale yellow. It looks more cream colored than white.

Dunk your head in a bucket of flour and then hairspray it dude.

Just photoshop it.

Man, I love how easy my hair goes white. 10 vol developer and bleach+toner powder. Process for 15-20 minutes. Bam, white hair.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._4170157_n.jpg

BE JEALOUS, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Your hair is blond.

That is rather blond looking hair.

I don't think you can pull it off.