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Dead passenger upgraded from coach to first class!
I have felt dead too after some of the flights I have been on:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...=1766&ito=1490 |
That's disgusting.
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We have a nurse where I work who also does some short haul flights as an attendant. Apparently people die on planes relatively often (she says about 1 a year on the airline she works for...) and they usually just pop a pillow under their head, a blanket over them and a dinner tray in front of them. She said that on one flight she worked they ended up having to pop the person who had died in the toilet because there was a child in the same row.
So, next time you're on a plane and it feels like you will never get to go because someone has been in the toilet forever.... |
So she died on a plane, but not because it crashed.
(ba dump bump!) Talk about dead weight. (ba dump bump!) Maybe they had to because she bought a round trip ticket, and the airlines didn't want to refund half the fare. (ba dump bump!) She wanted to use her frequent miles and nobody else! (ba dump bump!) She died and was going to hell but missed her connection. (ba dump bump!) She wouldn't have had her luggage waiting for her when she landed anyway. (ba dump bump!) Maybe the pilot was bringing his dear departed mother-in-law home for burial. (ba dump bump!) |
Did you just think of all of those on the spot?
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Yes, isn't it painfully obvious? Lame attempt at humor.
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That would suck having a body next to you for three hours! Those first class passengers pay +$6,000 per seat; it might be nice to have him in first class, teach all those snobs a thing or two about mortality!
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I wonder if it would be possible to fake death to be upgraded for free?
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Psh, no I'm not. I'm thrifty.
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THAT was freakin' awesome! Love it! |
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