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Despanan 06-02-2011 08:46 PM

A Proper Eulogy - Epitaph to a Troll
 
Hello Gothic.net.

We are gathered here today, to mourn the loss, of one of the greatest members, that ever graced these forums:

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Kontan Karite 2007-2011
"Good-night, sweet prince; And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."

Kontan...was a man. Cut down. In the prime of his trolling. By a cruel, indifferent, and spiteful god. Who is probably also ugly. And has no friends. And wears too much makeup.

Where's your benevolent god now Humaine Pain? Kontan is gone. Jesus is a lie.

I have. Compiled. A small video presentation. Of every member's reaction. Upon hearing. The unfortunate news. That KontanKarite had passed.

See if you can find yourself.

...But let us not dwell, on harsh realities. Let us reflect. On the good times.

Remember when Kontan told Opteron Man to continue with his research on perpetual energy? He really wanted him to succeed. Or fry himself into waffle batter. Maybe both. You could never really tell with Kontan.

Remember when Kontan Trolled Voltaire?

Remember when Kontan said this?

Quote:

Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions

He had just posted shitting dick nipples and...I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can continue. It was just...That was Kontan. Trawlin'. Nonstop.

Remember when Kontan Ragequit? Remember when he was Nightwalker34? Remember when Kontan asked Saya if she shaved her armpits? And she said no" and Kontan was aroused so he said this to Saya?

Quote:

Originally Posted by KontanKarite
Carpet or linoleum?

And Saya said this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saya
carpet. Hardwood or softwood?

And Kontan said this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kontan
Damascus fucking STEEL!

Someday, I will destroy you.

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So. Beautiful.

Kontan was brilliant. Kontan was. beautiful. Kontan was. A troll. Kontan. Was. A. Complete. Moron. Kontan...Once considered. becoming. a blue-blood model. But alas that dream was not realized. because. he decided to go to school. Kontan was a scholar. and a gentlemen. And he once. Dressed up. In a top-hat, waist-coat, and steampunk goggles. And took pictures. Posing. around his couch.

So let us cry and remember. While Wendel W. T. sings, Tears in Heaven By Eric Clapton.

Goodbye my friend. My Brother. My Plutonic but still Bisexual Lifemate. You will be missed:

Near this Spot
are deposited the Remains of one
who possessed Beauty without Vanity,
Strength without Insolence,
Courage without Ferosity,
and all the virtues of Man without his Vices.

This praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery
if inscribed over human Ashes,
is but a just tribute to the Memory of
KONTAN, a TROLL,
who was born in Gothic.net May 2007
and died at Whining June. 2, 2011.

When some proud Son of Man returns to Earth,
Unknown by Glory, but upheld by Birth,
The sculptor’s art exhausts the pomp of woe,
And storied urns record who rests below.
When all is done, upon the Tomb is seen,
Not what he was, but what he should have been.
But the poor Troll, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend,
Whose honest heart is still his Master’s own,
Who labours, fights, lives, breathes for him alone,
Unhonoured falls, unnoticed all his worth,
Denied in heaven the Soul he held on earth –
While man, vain insect! hopes to be forgiven,
And claims himself a sole exclusive heaven.

Oh man! thou feeble tenant of an hour,
Debased by slavery, or corrupt by power –
Who knows thee well must quit thee with disgust,
Degraded mass of animated dust!
Thy love is lust, thy friendship all a cheat,
Thy tongue hypocrisy, thy heart deceit!
By nature vile, ennobled but by name,
Each kindred brute might bid thee blush for shame.
Ye, who perchance behold this simple urn,
Pass on – it honors none you wish to mourn.
To mark a friend’s remains these stones arise;
I never knew but one – and here he lies.


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Despanan 06-02-2011 09:00 PM

By the way. I'm sorry I'm making so many threads about Kontan. I'm GRIEVING alright? Have a little sympathy, and post your favorite memory of Kontan Below.

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Despanan 06-02-2011 09:03 PM

Goodbye my friend.

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Solumina 06-02-2011 09:18 PM

Create as many threads as you need, whatever you must do to ease the pain. We understand that you are hurting, each and every one of us will feel this great loss but surely you must feel his absence most deeply of all.

Despanan 06-02-2011 09:40 PM

It's like the world is caving in. It's like god is trolling me.

I want to ragequit, but I know Kontan wouldn't want that.

Catch 06-02-2011 11:34 PM

That is so sad (for many reasons). You know, Krontan is not dead. His memory will live on with all of us and later through a new username. Blessed be the DK and other akas.

Gothic.net 06-03-2011 02:59 AM

For the record, the Kontan Karite user is not actually listed as banned. Some time ago, I'm guessing, they thought it would be witty to list their status as "Eyeball SPORKED!" That account is still active and visible.

Mr.Doobie 06-03-2011 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Despanan (Post 668657)
It's like god is trolling me.

Naw. Just the mods.

Despanan 06-03-2011 07:31 AM

He is a scamp.

Grausamkeit 06-03-2011 10:24 AM

I take it by posting and editing Boatswain's memorial that you are indicating the Kontan was your 'dawg'. Cute.

Versus 06-03-2011 12:15 PM

Who is Kontan?

Despanan 06-03-2011 01:09 PM

It works on a number of levels.

ssj_goku 06-03-2011 04:34 PM

DublinK got killd?

Im very srry for yor loss Deadpanman.

Despanan 06-03-2011 04:39 PM

Oh Jesus Christ you're back.

MechaSaya 06-03-2011 09:17 PM

The one known as Kontan wasn't banned. He was assimilated. His being is now a part of us.

Solumina 06-03-2011 10:25 PM

I was wondering how long it would be before goku showed up.

MissCheyenne 06-04-2011 04:00 PM

I MISS YOU DK :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWdZEumNRmI

Catch 06-04-2011 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssj_goku (Post 668711)
DublinK got killd?

Im very srry for yor loss Deadpanman.

Now the uelogy is ruined!

Ben Lahnger 06-05-2011 11:08 AM

I'm sorry. I laughed, Despanan, but what the hell is WRONG with you?!?!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssj_goku (Post 668711)
DublinK got killd?

Im very srry for yor loss Deadpanman.

Deadpanman? +1

First time I've really appreciated Goku showing up.

Despanan 06-05-2011 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger (Post 668820)
I'm sorry. I laughed, Despanan, but what the hell is WRONG with you?!?!

My best friend is dead.

Still Jack 06-05-2011 03:52 PM

I'll miss that MoFo

Fruitbat 06-05-2011 08:52 PM

OMG!!!

Like who is, like totally not going to read my posts now?... Oh. My. God...

I'm sure he's waiting for you Desp in the big Chinese restaurant waiting room in the sky... or is that in the restaurant next door, I can never remember.

HumanePain 06-06-2011 05:55 PM

Oh hell, I'll bring him back to life. Watch:
Ahem

I remember the time Kontan got drunk (again) and changed his password, then sobered up and couldn't remember the new password. (snicker...chortle...guff-FAW!)

Ben Lahnger 06-07-2011 04:11 PM

HP, I was thinking it, but thanks for saying it!

Catch 06-07-2011 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HumanePain (Post 668968)
Oh hell, I'll bring him back to life. Watch:
Ahem

I remember the time Kontan got drunk (again) and changed his password, then sobered up and couldn't remember the new password. (snicker...chortle...guff-FAW!)

Where is he? Mmm, waiting around for a resurection? So, I bet he killed himself and he really is dead.


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