Kontan!
 

Beware the Ides of March!

BEWARE!!!!!!

My Latin teacher's son was born on the Ides of March, I found it pretty funny.

Aww, I want a Latin teacher...:(

Bwa ha ha. I didn't know what Ides of March was, so I had to google it. I think that made it all the better. My hat off to you Saya.

Pfft. Tomorrow I get paid, motherfuckers. Bling, bling.

awww, damn i wish i could get paid.

FOR MURDER!

Et tu, Versus?

What a thing to say!

Also, somebody should write half a parody about this.

Get a jerb!

Nevar! actually i do have a job, it just doesn't pay well.

Neither does mine.

Because crime doesn't pay.

I'm onto you.

Wish I had a joooob.... man then I'd have me some money and I could move out of this cave, but it's so hard when you fill out the application and have to put this down as your only skill....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Puml67tsVQ

I don't have too many skills, either. "Conveyor belt of death," believe it or not, does not impress people.

It impresses me too! Much more impressive than my skills which are pretty bloody boring - *enter sarcasm* whoopie I can type 80wpm.. yipee..zzzzzzz... sorry fell asleep while I was bragging...

At least you can kill someone with your bare hands.. I can only bore people to death with my senseless rantings...

You wont do anything and honestly, you should point those daggers at the right people, not the wrong ones. I am not Caesar. Despanan is your despot. I am simply appealing for a democracy.

Dude, I'm not Princess Stabbity, I'm the Seer. I'm WARNING you. GAWD.

I didn't ask for these visions of your demise.

Don't you DARE threaten me and then backpedal as some lowly seer. I know you're loyal to the despot known as Despanan. Despanan... putting the DESP in DESPOT since 1653.

Look, just stay home today, okay? Don't head out to the Senate.

I'm going to my apple orchard. If anyone tries to assassinate me there, you WILL be suspect and there will be no mercy from the people. We take care of our own.

Are you hostile because of your love hate or is this about my being a maleficar?

http://207.199.174.56/img/wpfZFOyVdf...id-there-4.jpg

That fucking picture of Nixon! Perfect!

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

So the day is winding down to a close and you're not dead. I pretty much saved your life, dude.