why tequila necessitates adult diapers:
 

This morning upon waking on the bathroom floor covered in drool and barf, and dislodging the cat from my hair, i was informed that last night i mistook the laundry hamper for a trashcan and shat in it. Why i assumed it was appropriate to defecate in a trashcan i'll never know.

I also shat in the puke bucket i was supposed to be using. Anyone wanna party at my place?

I never understand people that can't tolerate tequila.

Yeah I don't get it, all tequila seems to make me do is seriously crave citrus.

Gin on the other hand makes me fucking obnoxious and messy but like throw stuff everywhere and get crumbs allover everything not puke or poop in inappropriate places messy.

Tequila fucks me up. I have a set of stages that seem to always happen. First, I am happy, taking shots and being with friends. Second, I get philosophical, I begin to question things, life, space and time. Except it's in a drunken manner, so of course, non of it makes sense. The, third, I get angry because no one is listening to my rants. Fourth, I get angry at myself for not fitting in whatever strange and insane idea I had that the world should be like. Fifth, I rage and usually end up fighting because I threatened someones life. Sixth and finally, I strip and pass out in a shower or underneath a bed. Not always mine. So, I no longer touch Tequila. Never had a problem with any of the other liqueurs though.

Does it happen if you are drinking something with tequila in it or just doing shots of tequila?

^ pahahaha.

Tequila and i have never had this problem. I'm blaming it on tequila because aside from that all i had was a couple newcastles and a shot of kraken. Maybe they just didnt mix well.

I am skeptic about people who tell me when they get drunk they get philosophical because the last drunk guy who tried to talk 'philosophy' with me was saying that the ark of the covenant was actually a battery.

Liquor, beer, and then different liquor? Of course your body will be unhappy about that, you should know better pj.

Such is drunk philosophy. lol.

Really though, I usually try to figure out reasons/origins of existence and current social ideas. However, it probably sounds all ridiculous none the less.

Everytime I used to get drunk I would profess my love to everyone and everything - people, trees, cars, clouds.. and then I promptly fall asleep. So people would go to great lengths to avoid getting me drunk.

I got that way with Absinth. My friend and I were the only ones that drank it. The feeling was awesome. Everything seemed so beautiful and I was trying to explain why my roommates dieing flower was the most beautiful thing ever and how it captured the very beauty of the world. Of course, my friend passed out. So I was left rambling on about the warm fuzzy feelings I was having by myself.

Hahaha. This is unfortunate. My friend bit off a guy's nipple after drinking a bunch of tequila. Clearly, he's the angry-tequila-drunk kind of guy.

I didn't poop in anything weird last night (as far as I know), but I woke up with my sheets covered in blood that I'm pretty sure is not mine. Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

Tequila fucking destroys me. I don't know what I'm like when I'm drunk from it because the moment I taste it, I get sick. My stomach is a total pussy so shots in general are a no-go for me, but Tequila will make me want to die almost instantly.

My brother likes to talk star wars philosophy when he's drunk or high.

He's drunk and/or high every day of his life.

You know when he's about to go on one of his rants when he stands up and flaps his hand at you and goes "nonono you dont know what the fuck youre talking about cuz youre a fucking democrat".

I can barely take a shot of it. Even with the salt and slice of lemon. Just nasty stuff >.< I've never tried it mixed into another drink or cocktail though ( to my knowledge )

Bleh, i don't understand the mixed drinks vs shots logic.

Alcohol tastes like shit to me. I would rather suck it down in one short go than tentatively sip on it for half an hour in a big margarita or something. Plus the amount of margarita you havento drink to equal a single shot just doesnt seem worth it.

Pornstars are delicious and I could drink it all day.

*little giggle* ah sounds all so familiar :-D

So I'm taking it your friends don't let you near Absinth anymore?

Ive neve reven heard of it. To google i go!

Blue Curacao and raspberry Sour Puss, and mix it with seven up.

I get drunk off it easily because the alcohol is hard to taste.

I DO like screech and cola though, puts hairs on your chest. But porn stars were my first love.

Fruity drinks are pretty kick ass if you don't like the taste of booze.

Now I want a pina colada.

I was thinking it, but I didn't want to be the first to say it.

Bleh I can't do pina coladas, anything that sweet makes my stomach less than happy if I have more than one.

Fruity drinks sour my stomach really quick.