I finally arrived at my friend's place, and seeing her again made me happy.
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The fact that Apple named their new product, The Ipad.
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=500&h=500 |
Yes, there's a treasure trove of humor to be mined from that fact, like the MAD TV comedy sketch I linked to in THIS POST!
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I knew that was coming. Unfortunately, all of my outlets are occupied.
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I finished my film "process" which I have to show to a college professor to get into the grant-in-aide program
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I have fucking read all your fucking comments on my fucking intro!
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That made my fucking day!
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I was in the supermarket last night and there was an elder goth lady there with the full black outfit, dyed hair and Doc Martins. She had her son with her and he was about 10. He was misbehaving and fucking off like all kids do. She suddenly turned on him and said, "Don't be a Cullen."
I fucking loved it. Twilight has become so despised that Cullen has become a term of insult spanning 2 generations of goths. |
Either that, or you misheard a woman telling her child not to be sullen. ;)
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It made my day to know that MiceElf cares what I think!
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New funny from TFLN:
(248): you lied. pity sex is amazing. (479): So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack. (307): Haha. Niice. (479): Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered. (307): both. (281): my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious. (412): I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar (309): i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex. (703): i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room. Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah! |
So today's my cleaning day, and I like to listen to music while I clean. I started the day off with a fair dose of Bikini Kill, then ended up finding a whole bunch of 80's Riot Grrl bands I'd never heard before. I think I just fell in love with Be Your Own Pet, they're absolutely fantastic. I've listened to a few of their songs before now just never anything in-depth.
Needless to say cleaning just got way more enjoyable. :) I <3 Riot Grrl |
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So... this weekend I discovered that I can do pretty damn tasty fajitas. It was my first attempt, and I threw away the spice mix that came with the wraps in favour of making my own marinade for the chicken.
Tips for improved marinade/ home-made spice mix would be welcome- mine's just lime juice with chilli powder, a little salt, and black pepper. I like mine, and my housemate and my boyfriend like it enough that they've both asked me to make it again, but I want to experiment further. This means the list of tasty things I can make without looking at a recipe now includes apple pie, apple crumble, sausage rolls, chicken fajitas, dark chocolate truffles and spaghetti bolognese. Recipe still required for baked New York style cheesecake. It's a very limited list, but I've only started cooking for myself in the last six months or so. Will be trying curry next- easy recipes for mild curries will be welcomed. (Korma, Malaya, Kashmiri, etc) |
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There's something perverse about that. |
INdeed it is! ^
What's made my day is that I got my nails did. |
My mom made me a monggo with condensed milk, my favorite. I'm gonna save some for midnight snack.
(I don't know what is monggo in English BTW. But its some kind of legumes. A greenish bean.) |
New goodness from TFLN:
(717): Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate. (480): he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him (209): I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart. (804): my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now. (1-804): I'm on my way. (860): Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face Rhetorical question: "Why, oh why do the text messages of people behaving badly amuse me so?!?" |
Listening to Floodland, made my day. Never gave that album a proper spin, love it!
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Besides... the Gent said my apple pie was great first time I made it, but after playing with the cinnamon/sugar balance he's decided he likes the new version even more. I've discovered how to get the right balance of brandy to cream in truffles, and brandy truffles appear more popular than plain chocolate truffles. So I'm hopeful I can manage something similar with the fajitas, if I can only work out where to begin... In terms of perversion, though, it's definitely on the menu this evening- I'm going to my local munch for a nice night out with other kinky perverts. |
Seeing the tombstone of Mel Blanc, who supplied the voice of Bugs Bunny and hundreds of other Warner Brother's cartoon characters. Didn't we all learn sarcasm from Bugs Bunny?
Anyway, Mel Blanc's tombstone: http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...one-710198.jpg |
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