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pothead 03-30-2011 05:23 PM

Message of Salvation
 
Only one path to heaven.!! Free ticket!! Message of salvation!!tell everyone you know!! All You have to do is believe in Jesus Christ! I am writing you only as a witness I only wish for anyone who reads this message to pray!! I mean what would it hurt? you only have to pray this one simple prayer, and the Lord Jesus says in his word whosoever shall call upon the name of the lord shall be saved, that's a definite shall be forever saved forever which means you are destined to go to heaven. Just plz pray with me this one simple prayer. Lord Jesus I believe in you Lord I know I can't save myself, will you plz save me I know I'm a sinner Jesus, but I believe you died on the cross for my sins, and that God the father rose you from the dead after 3 days Plz forgive me of my sins Jesus! I accept you into my heart Lord as my personal Lord, and savior I pray this in your name amen !!!!!!!

Renatus 03-30-2011 05:32 PM

The fact you listed your location as Kentucky is a giveaway.

pothead 03-30-2011 05:38 PM

yes kentucky is where I moved to from michigan back a long time ago

Jesus 03-30-2011 05:47 PM

I am Jesus and you are an asshole.

Despanan 03-30-2011 05:53 PM

Dammit Kontan, stop screwing with us.

Jesus 03-30-2011 05:56 PM

I am not Kontan, I am Jesus.

Sinjob 03-30-2011 06:03 PM

Goddammit.

You really are real.

I've been such a dick.
Oh well, too late to regret.

Judas 03-30-2011 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus (Post 661805)
I am Jesus and you are an asshole.

Long time no see.

Ben Lahnger 03-30-2011 07:45 PM

Dangit! And here I already had my handbasket picked out.

pothead 03-30-2011 07:58 PM

salvation in the blood
 
Only one path to heaven.!! Free ticket!! Message of salvation!!tell everyone you know!! All You have to do is believe in Jesus Christ! I am writing you only as a witness I only wish for anyone who reads this message to pray!! I mean what would it hurt? you only have to pray this one simple prayer, and the Lord Jesus says in his word whosoever shall call upon the name of the lord shall be saved, that's a definite shall be forever saved forever which means you are destined to go to heaven. Just plz pray with me this one simple prayer. Lord Jesus I believe in you Lord I know I can't save myself, will you plz save me I know I'm a sinner Jesus, but I believe you died on the cross for my sins, and that God the father rose you from the dead after 3 days Plz forgive me of my sins Jesus! I accept you into my heart Lord as my personal Lord, and savior I pray this in your name amen !!!!!!!
:p:D:p:eek:

vindicatedxjin 03-30-2011 08:00 PM

Jesus please forgive me of my sins...with your big huge DICK.

Ben Lahnger 03-30-2011 08:02 PM

Maybe if you obey his ten S&M commandments, he'll baptize you in his jism!

(* - S&M might stand for salvation and mercy ... but I doubt it.)

vindicatedxjin 03-30-2011 08:04 PM

I'll never think of salvation and mercy the same way again...

pothead 03-30-2011 08:09 PM

I'm not joking there is only one path to heaven

ssj_goku 03-30-2011 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pothead (Post 661850)
Only one path to heaven.!! Free ticket!! Message of salvation!!tell everyone you know!! All You have to do is believe in Jesus Christ! I am writing you only as a witness I only wish for anyone who reads this message to pray!! I mean what would it hurt? you only have to pray this one simple prayer, and the Lord Jesus says in his word whosoever shall call upon the name of the lord shall be saved, that's a definite shall be forever saved forever which means you are destined to go to heaven. Just plz pray with me this one simple prayer. Lord Jesus I believe in you Lord I know I can't save myself, will you plz save me I know I'm a sinner Jesus, but I believe you died on the cross for my sins, and that God the father rose you from the dead after 3 days Plz forgive me of my sins Jesus! I accept you into my heart Lord as my personal Lord, and savior I pray this in your name amen !!!!!!!
:p:D:p:eek:

Welcome brother

pothead 03-30-2011 08:10 PM

to pray you must speak with your mouth, the prayer, that is how you pray

ssj_goku 03-30-2011 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin (Post 661855)
Jesus please forgive me of my sins...with your big huge DICK.

donnt be gross/.

pothead 03-30-2011 08:11 PM

we are all brothers and sisters in Christ jesus

vindicatedxjin 03-30-2011 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pothead (Post 661870)
to pray you must speak with your mouth, the prayer, that is how you pray

We should smoke together...

Ben Lahnger 03-30-2011 08:11 PM

What manner of pot is this that your head is made of or that is on your head?

vindicatedxjin 03-30-2011 08:12 PM

Blue bow pot.

pothead 03-30-2011 08:13 PM

I don't think jesus see's anything wrong with pot, but to smoke the peace pipe with me, you must pray, remember jesus loves you

pothead 03-30-2011 08:15 PM

my hat is made of hemp

vindicatedxjin 03-30-2011 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pothead (Post 661882)
I don't think jesus see's anything wrong with pot, but to smoke the peace pipe with me, you must pray, remember jesus loves you

Of course he does, everyone does. EVEN YOU.


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