Message of Salvation
Only one path to heaven.!! Free ticket!! Message of salvation!!tell everyone you know!! All You have to do is believe in Jesus Christ! I am writing you only as a witness I only wish for anyone who reads this message to pray!! I mean what would it hurt? you only have to pray this one simple prayer, and the Lord Jesus says in his word whosoever shall call upon the name of the lord shall be saved, that's a definite shall be forever saved forever which means you are destined to go to heaven. Just plz pray with me this one simple prayer. Lord Jesus I believe in you Lord I know I can't save myself, will you plz save me I know I'm a sinner Jesus, but I believe you died on the cross for my sins, and that God the father rose you from the dead after 3 days Plz forgive me of my sins Jesus! I accept you into my heart Lord as my personal Lord, and savior I pray this in your name amen !!!!!!!
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The fact you listed your location as Kentucky is a giveaway.
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yes kentucky is where I moved to from michigan back a long time ago
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I am Jesus and you are an asshole.
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Dammit Kontan, stop screwing with us.
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I am not Kontan, I am Jesus.
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Goddammit.
You really are real. I've been such a dick. Oh well, too late to regret. |
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Dangit! And here I already had my handbasket picked out.
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salvation in the blood
Only one path to heaven.!! Free ticket!! Message of salvation!!tell everyone you know!! All You have to do is believe in Jesus Christ! I am writing you only as a witness I only wish for anyone who reads this message to pray!! I mean what would it hurt? you only have to pray this one simple prayer, and the Lord Jesus says in his word whosoever shall call upon the name of the lord shall be saved, that's a definite shall be forever saved forever which means you are destined to go to heaven. Just plz pray with me this one simple prayer. Lord Jesus I believe in you Lord I know I can't save myself, will you plz save me I know I'm a sinner Jesus, but I believe you died on the cross for my sins, and that God the father rose you from the dead after 3 days Plz forgive me of my sins Jesus! I accept you into my heart Lord as my personal Lord, and savior I pray this in your name amen !!!!!!!
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Jesus please forgive me of my sins...with your big huge DICK.
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Maybe if you obey his ten S&M commandments, he'll baptize you in his jism!
(* - S&M might stand for salvation and mercy ... but I doubt it.) |
I'll never think of salvation and mercy the same way again...
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I'm not joking there is only one path to heaven
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to pray you must speak with your mouth, the prayer, that is how you pray
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we are all brothers and sisters in Christ jesus
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What manner of pot is this that your head is made of or that is on your head?
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Blue bow pot.
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I don't think jesus see's anything wrong with pot, but to smoke the peace pipe with me, you must pray, remember jesus loves you
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my hat is made of hemp
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