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merry pastomas, prastaclaws is gunning you down he knows where you are sleeping, he knows when your awake, so you better be good for goodness sake you can not run you can not hide because he knows where you are
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The pastofairy gives you pasta under your pillow late at night for you putting something under your pillow could be anything what ever you put under your pillow the pastofairy will give you pasta in return for it
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The flying spaghettimonster judges you.
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don't forget about the pastobunny who leaves pasta in pastobunny eggs for you to find on pastaer which is a holy day the same day as easter for some odd reason
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did you know that The flying spaghettimonster has a son? his name is the flying pasta monster, he was born of a virginian not to many years ago in a manger out side of a holiday Inn
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oh yeah the flying pasta monster was born on december 25
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Christianity placed several of their big holy days on days that the original events did not take place to assimilate other major practices and holy days. Jesus wasn't even born in December - or winter for that matter. And how do you know that Christianity didn't rip off the religion of the flying spaghetti monster? Hm? |
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Well, are they not both based on the birth of Jesus Christ? Even though they view it differently and think different things to be important, are they not both Christ-ians?
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You are wrong. Muslims do not believe that Jesus was born from a virgin. They believe that he was a prophet whose message was misunderstood, but no more than human.
So no, they are not Christians. |
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who wants to betray the pasta monster?
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has anyone read the gospel of the pasta monster? I'm going to write it maybe one day
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So I should accept you as a valid source of information without links then?
Sorry, I can't do that. You cannot write the gospel of the spaghetti monster, the spaghetti monster writes the gospel . |
Who is going to unwrap their pastomas presents under the pastomas tree ?
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I am not saying you could not be the vessel that physically writes it, I am just saying that it would truly be the flying spaghetti monster writing it, much like the Islam belief that even though their holy book is written by the people around the prophet Mohammed as direct quotes from him, the holy book is supposedly written by their god because this god spoke through the prophet.
Same deal goes for the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster =) |
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