Went to a DUMB AND DUMBER Quote-Along. That was actually a ton of laughs!

You know what I like? I don't have to paint that dark stripe in the hollow of my cheeks to define them like some people do when they put on pale foundation. My cheekbones naturally jut out like fucking mountains. Yay, mutant cheekbones?

Found out for my philosophy paper I have to watch Manufacturing Consent and answer a few questions about it. This makes my day because I was going to watch it anyway! Marvelous coincidence (although not really, seems Chomsky is really important to this course).

THIS!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...1261136606.jpg

I had no idea such a thing existed! Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!

My friend's mom bought some of that shit in hot pink. haha

Really?!? Ahahahahaha!

Yes, really.
I don't think she has used it yet though. Haha
I'd try it just for teh lulz.

What's made my day today? I finally have my money to pay a pet deposit and get another cat. Five years is an eternity to live without a companion when you've always had pets in the house.

Five years is seriously a long time. I am genuinely happy you're able to purr-sue getting a kitty.

I attended to second rave we've had at school. It was exhausting, but fun.

It is, Ben. I feel a bit emotionally overwhelmed toady. When we were buying the carrier, food bowls, litter box and litter it kind of hit me in a wave that it was real. The happiness mixed with the stress of having to be out shopping with all of the lights, noise and people made me feel funny.

Two things perked my day up. This tweet:

@LouBrutus: Dear Vancouver: Don't riot because the Stanley Cup Champions aren't Canadians. Riot because Nickelback are Canadians.

And a couple of recent entries from Texts From Last Night:

(208): I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.

(715): I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.

(972): I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.

(780): Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.

(802): It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices

(903): He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.

(724): His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.

Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah! TFLN never fails to amuse!

Oh, and I got a call from a hiring agency about a possible job working in a Microsoft store downtown selling and activating Windows 7 phones. So that's something I'm pretty pumped about!

That is fan-fucking-tastic news, Ben!

LOL at #715.

I helped a woman out of a crashed car about an hour ago.

Still Jack's story made my day.

Good on you for being an upstanding citizen!

The fact that a couple weeks ago, I biked home about ten miles on a deathtrap with no brakes, and ran into an old friend who's hit hard times. I wound up hanging out with homeless skaters and taking kratom (which is raw).

Earlier that day, I was afraid I wouldn't make another trip, and famished from NO FOOD EVER. I sat behind a sign, which read 'I can't afford food. Please help', and a lovely and gracious woman who has my eternal gratitude gave me $20.

I was only going for $2 or $3. I was like, "Oh, my God! Thank you so much!"

Anyway, I wound up spending the remaining $17 on food for my newfound group of fellow human beings, who truly live.

We partook of Kroger's deli sandwitches together at 2:30 am, after which we retired to a long night of tripping on exhaustion and exotic herb powder. It still makes my day....

Even though I'm stuck in Wheelwright, KY right now, and I owe Lextran $694.30 in restitution which I currently cannot fathom how I am going to pay, and I still live in Lexington with the typical hillbillies in the FOX 56 10:00 news mugshots.

Actually, I came to the harsh realization that my life somewhat resembles an episode of Squidbillies.

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The Adventures of Lil Cthulhu <-- click the link, of course!

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The international food fair. So many different kinds of sweet chilli noodles.

That DOES sound good.

Drinking with friends, and I got a ukulele!

Flipping the bird at my MIL when she tried to take a sneaky photo of me. I hate having my picture taken.

Ukuleles rock!

I need to put $30 together so I can afford a DIY ukulele kit.

http://www.grizzly.com/products/Ukulele-Kit/H3125

I don't know whether to be baffled by that or to love it...

I found a compilation of quotes from The IT Crowd, one of my favorite all time sitcoms.

Moss: My mum's on Friendface. My mum! I've opened up another channel of communication with my mum.
Jen: Isn't that good?
Moss: No, it is not good! She has put down her current mood as 'sensual'.

Roy: "Shut up! I'm not interested! These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this personal ad. PS: No dogs."
Roy [to Moss]: How does yours sound?
Moss: Well, mine doesn't sound any good now.
Roy: Lets hear it.
Moss: [hesitates] "I'm going to murder you, you bloody woman!"
Roy: [thinks] You might want to play a bit hard to get.

Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!

(quote compilation page)