I win teh interwebz, yet again!!!111





Michael Moore posts bail money for Julian Assange. I'm gonna go to jail just because this made my day.

Oh my gawd, had to share that on fbook.

You have a sinus infection, but the only discomfort is tension in your neck...? o.o That means you are lucky.

I never said that was the only symptom.

Oh, right.
When I had it, it felt like someone slammed me on the side of the head repeatedly with a burning hot sledgehammer.

My wife managed to to spend $900 on shit other then bills in 2 days. Now I can't afford to see my family for Christmas.

Wouldn't that ruin your day? :(

Oh... oops. Wrong thread.

http://link.live.net/?l=http%3a%2f%2...270F1E5F84677A

This did.

And this.
...............

Haven't you managed to cut that bitch loose yet? Sell her kidney or something!

*sulks in the corner - sorry I'm sarky*

SNOW! YAY! It's only about 3 inches deep but it's still snowing. Trouble is, it's little bits instead of big flakes, I want BIG flakes, I need MOAR. I want a good foot and a half so I don't have to go into work Monday ^^

Honeythorn, don't you live in England?
I hear England shuts down even if the forecast predicts a 50/50 of snow :p
Not that we Danes are any better.
Last year, we got a long and very very snowy winter. We ran out of salt.
With that experience from last year, don't you think we're already running out again?
It's tragic really :p

The UK shuts down if there's a fucking frost.

Lucky, it needs to be a state of emergency before anything closes. Well, anything like university, although if the buses are still on strike by the time the snow storms of January come...

Making $15 an hour today...<3 overtime.

I graduated school today AND got a job offer from Guitar Center. Fuck yeah.

Ooh, nice. Grats Korinna :)

A man. On a unicycle. In ankle deep snow.

I have kind of a funny story about unicycles.

So on my way home, I went to my apartment's front office to check my mail. There wasn't a parking spot and it was about 11:00 PM, so I parked in the road as I would only be a minute. When I got back in the car and was about to drive away, my one working headlight illuminated what looked like a zombie charging right for me.

"Oh, it's about fucking time!" I thought.

I'd been waiting and preparing for the zombocalypse for years, so my instincts took over and my foot moved to the gas pedal in preparation to run his undead ass over. Before I floored it, though, I thought it prudent to acquire positive identification before I did something that could put me in jail. As the figure sped into my headlight, flailing it's arms about menacingly, it was revealed to not be a zombie at all.

"Oh. It's just a man riding a unicycle in the middle of the night... wait... what?"

Got to buy my supplies for my chair.

What are you up to little miss bat?

Oh what made my day - rolling out a gingerbread house with a 2 year old.
Doing 6k on the treadmill in 60 minutes (which is a record for me).

I wish I could run. Stupid knee.

I went on a makeup shopping spree !!!! I bought some fake eyelashes, a retro red lipstick, mascara in the orange tube, eyelash curler, three pack eyeliner(black, silver and plum) and a smoky edition eyeshadow palette(12 colors, all shimmery except the matt black). Everything was from elf except for the lipstick and mascara. My makeup stash is starting to look better and better. Ahhh, so happy...

Spent the day with my traveler/squatter friend Pig. We were dumpstering at the Valu-Market, and scored some sweet eats. FUCKING POMEGRANATES.
And then some lady gave us $10 so we got a fifth of vodka and got drunk.

Fuck yeah, fuck yeah.

K darling I love you and all but you're sounding rather white trash at the moment.