Nevermind, I saw your post there as well.

Getting a Canon Rebel XT + using it to document my daughter's fun made my day.

My grandmother gave me a new Belgian waffle iron.

I received a Christmas card from the land Over The Hills And Beyond The Sea!!

The bag of frozen mango halves I found in the freezer.

old tea and finding my very old ankh pendant.

I have a huge amount of narcotics for new years.

Watching "Live With Regis And Kelly". Twisted Sister is performing "We're Not Gonna Take It" and just before the chorus, Dee Snyder yelled out, "Come on Regis, sing along! We're not gonna take it! No, we're not gonna ..."

I wish the camera would have panned to Regis' face to show the look of confusion that I'm sure was on his face!

Nothing...nothing...NOTHING. horrible day.

I stumbled across the official website of actress/model Heather Price and found that she is the star of an award winning independent short horror film titled "Killdo"!

Here's the poster. Notice the tagline, "There's One Way In ... And No Way Out!"

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...illdo-logo.jpg

Then I found the trailer for this little gem and watched it with incredulous amusement. It is just soooooooooo wrong!

TRAILER

At 2:30 the caption on the screen reads, "Some Back Doors Should Never Be Opened!"

I'm still laughing at this wrong-headed stupidity! And remember, this thing won Best Short Film at the World Independent Film Expo!?!?!?!

"I forgive you. Now let's clean you up ... we've got a date tonight!"

Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!

Other people's moronic attempts at heroism on Halo.

It made my fucking day that my grandpa will pay for my cousin Ray to go to UCR, but he'll only pay for me to go to RCC. It's only because I'm a fucking girl, goddamn prick.

Great day. First I got a call and was told that I've been hired to a pretty sweet job. Later I found 20 bucks, bought some pants, some smoke, and taco bell for dinner. Great fucking day.

Got me first paycheck from my new job. So, of course, I wasted most of it already.

My boss gave me extra shifts! Not the same as it was but I'm out of the "But I'll starve..." range, now in "I could live off of that with no luxuries" territory.

Claymation Satan!!

http://unicornbacon.com/scarred/?p=500

It made my day to find out that Namco has made "Garters and Ghouls", a horror action shooter game for iPhone and iPod Touch! Very cool!

Garters and Ghouls website

When a friend sent me this headline:

"Police Station Toilet Stolen - Cops Have Nothing To Go On"

This!

hahahha

i've been watching marie antoinette for the 12th time i think... i finally got the nerve to open the shades because i was waiting for the winter saturday morning sun to tell me when..and it's foggy this morning. i wanted it to be sunny today but this is much, much better!

I drove a Lamborghini Reventon 2 hours ago.

$10 large pizza.

I didn't have to go to work today. There's just too much snow.
Now I'll go outside and make a snowman.

I heart Huckabees is on later tonight!

That I just bumped this topic back up in my attempt to get the shill spam off of the front page.

I just saw something described as a goth-loli petticoat. I don't understand.

I don't even wanna know! >_<

I do! Ben post a pic/link/ whatever!

The conversation I had with my classmates in cooking class.

Gormet Prawn Sushi from my favourite sushi shop. Absolutely unbeatable.

Took pictures with the family.

I finally told my gf I was a vampyre and she thinks it's hot.

The roads have been too icy to drive on, so I'm enjoying a long weekend.

Well, it was in an email from J-List, a company that specializes in importing a wide variety of products from Japan. Most are anime or hentai related, cultural curiosities and sexual peccadilloes. I subscribe to their mailing list, but I have to admit I deleted the email I was talking about before I read your post. So I went on to their website and this looks like what the email talked showed, even though there is no mention of goth-loli in the descriptive text.

J-List - Dot Frill Petticoat Skirt ~ Black

Playing with my ferrets.

On-line banking, 24-hr supermarkets, night school - how convenient for you. I am wondering, though, how you get your doctor and dentist to schedule you outside of daylight hours.

*sarcasm drips down to right...here

a ha ha ha ha ha...ha...ha...it's a pain in butt actually

Then I be callin' you a liar! I challenge you, good sir, to a duel in the court of public opinion!

I'll thrust first: Either you're a pale ghost or you're a pale vampyre - which is it?!?

Because you surely can't be both! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Thanks Ben! I was a bit disappointed though.

You have seen through my cleaver ruse sir. I must admit that I am not a ghost, the handle is simply a remark on my complexion being "pale as a ghost".

And as for the clarification to the masses, I am not an undead creature of the night either. I am simply someone who has been scratched on the brain too many times and has developed a taste for blood.

I was merely remarking that Ophelia's remark was a little bit more than obvious.

I concede to you sir. you have bested me

Hey, the only gauntlet I was throwing down was the challenge of amusement. I've been entertained by your responses.

Then I consider myself victorious

The above conversation has certainly made my day.

I'm anticipating that going to Bar Sinister tonight will make my evening/night.

dyed/cut my hair, got new earings, went to a family dinner, new shirt, finally finished a project, and now i'm going to relax with ramen, and whatever there is to watch on tv.

CADAVER LAB IN APRIL!!!!!!! Eeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D

I just finished up my last credit for my senior year!!!

Which means I can "graduate" tomorrow.

Oh, and something that made my day Sunday, I got to go to the Canadian border for my new kitten!!! Really, getting the kitten made my day ultimately.

I have been severely lacking in girly girly fun time but that is exactly what I have been doing with my last few days. Tuesday was exploring Williamsburg and meeting my friend Kate's adorable dog (I know some cute dogs but I think Iona is the absolute cutest), yesterday was a Torchwood marathon with my two awesome roommates from last year, and today I helped a friend finish moving out of her old place and then out for drinks. What made it even better is that I haven't seen any of these wonderful ladies in at least two full months so it was really nice to catch up.

From www.textsfromlastnight.com, this:

(610): Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

And this:

(614): she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.

LOL!