I have a new puppy. His name is Sax and I love him more than my family right now.

Life without pets SUCKS, I always forget how much until we get back to normal. And by normal I mean shit all over the floor.

What breed is your puppy Apathy's Child? A pic would be nice ! My dog (Pembroke Welsh Corgi called Peggy ) is pretty old now. She was 13 a couple of weeks ago. Going a little deaf and a bit warty in places, but still hilarious and intelligent ( for a dog ) .

I'm not sure, I think he's more mongrel than anything, although I believe there's terrier of some kind in the mix. I'll try to get my buddies to take some pictures when they come over at the weekend.

Finding a light-up bat door hanger at the after-Hallowe'en sale at FM that actually plays Bach's Toccata in F. (see my sig).

My cat never ceases to amuse me. She found another cricket (she was playing with one last night).. hilarious. : D

Being winked and smiled at by the bus driver who I think was in his 20s, at 35 and a mother of 2 boys that drive me insane first thing in the morning set me up all day. He probably did it to the OAP getting on behind me as well but I do not care in the slightest.

I woke up still drunk.

Any day is a little sunnier when you read a story like this:

Bricklayer shows up at his own funeral in Brazil
59-year-old shocks mourners who believed they were burying crash victim

I got all my spring cleaning done today and made my own version of fried rice which truely tasted like home cooking.

That made me incredibly happy. That plus cheap avacadoes.

Sax being cute and my leg:

http://s634.photobucket.com/albums/u...18654_6160.jpg

Sax being cute and Karin's hand and one of her boobs:

http://s634.photobucket.com/albums/u..._718671_49.jpg

Oh my gods he's absolutely gorgeous! *grabby hands* I'm thinking maybe a bit of Scottie or Border terrier in him somewhere?

Just consulted mother, is he long in the body? He may have a fair bit of wire haired daschund in him, looking again I can see what she means.

I have no idea, but I thought terrier as well when I first saw him. I have a real affection for terriers - they have so much character in their faces.

He is adorable, isn't he? I can't wait until he's old enough to go everywhere with me. My old boss would have let me bring him to work, although I may have to work on his son, who is NOT as cool.

EDIT: No, he's not particularly long body-wise. Although it's possible he'll grow into that, I guess.

That dog has melted my heart of stone.

You can also see my groin, which doesn't hurt.

Just sayin'.

If only Judge hadn't fucked off after her five-minute return.

I got her on MSN about a week ago, she's just moved and doesn't have internet at home at the moment. Hence the flying visits. She's expecting to get it installed over the next couple of weeks.

That also made my day - knowing that soon everyone's favorite arrogant cunt will be back where she belongs, preening her ass all over the forums. Fuck yeah.

There's nothin' like someone self-promoting their groinal area to wipe the cute off of a dog. Nice going, stud muffin! I'd say Twinkie, but you're not full of creamy filling ... you're just full of yourself.

That ^ and another quote from another show, he is talking about how hairy indian people are..
So "If I wore a thong, It`ll look like a bandana on jemmy hendrix's afro"
hahahhahahahahahahhahah

That's pretty funny ... when his dad went to the Jamaican store ... ha ha ha!

Getting to chat with a certain someone online.

Getting out of work. Relaxing time.

Cute puppy and a groin shot is an added bonus.

The fact that I have completed the assessment tasks for three of the four subjects that I take.

Easy, Elton. Don't fight these urges - I promise, nothing bad will happen. It's a lie that you'll be struck down by lightning if you follow your heart. Everything's gonna be fine. It's okay to look.

Anyone a facebook user here? Or am I stating a seriously daft question...

Reading fiction books, drawing butterflies, writing diary entries, freebasing some coke and joints are pretty dope ways to pass time. I might start online dating if I need some serious stimulation in my shitty life.

A homeless guy whistled to me across the street today. That sure made my fucking day! You gotta love those homeless guys.

A video. Oh yes, a video.....

Making lentil soup on a wood fire stove in the dreamhouse...

Getting a haircut has made my day. I was starting to look like Don Draper, only not as cool.

Today I was doing some pelvic thrust moves in my dance class.
I have some really awful cramps now.
XOXO

Reading LovelyxBlackLace's post about how her dance exercise pelvic thrusts caused her to have awful (presumably pelvic) cramps and signing it with hugs and kisses. My brain is boggling.

Getting to work 30 minutes early ^_^ That NEVER happens.

My babybat requested Bauhaus to listen to while getting ready for school!

Talking music with my 14 year old and being told to go listen to "old people's music" when he was losing the argument on the worlds greatest guitarists, he then called me Frodo (he towers above me) this would wind me up usually but he said I was stylish so that made my day.

XOXO
gossip girl

Got out of school early, that can make my day any day.

I got second place playing apples to apples, was on the undefeated flippy cup team, and then I took that stole that stupid hippy's unopened cigarettes.

I got some more fags, am off school because some teacher or others offed herself. I have 10 g's of TrainWreck and I plan on enjoying the day. I'm still peeved that I'm missing philosophy. Ma leck mech dach am arsch leit, ech fannen main verfecktend liewen nach well relativ gail.

....absolutely nothing.

So far, I discovered that I had hidden away instant coffee! Score.

Hah instant coffee is blech!!!

But instant coffee is better than no coffee at all! I live in a dorm, coffee maker is not allowed.

Aww that sucks!!! Then yes instant coffee is def. better than no coffee ^_^

If you're in a dorm, then presumably you're going to school and are somewhat intelligent. An intelligent person could find a way to brew coffee without a coffee maker (tell me you are NOT making instant coffee with lukewarm tap water.)

However, if your laziness overrules your intelligence, then you have many more, bigger problems awaiting you in life than just getting coffee.

I will not try to defend my use of instant coffee. I've been here long enough to know that most defenses will be turned against me. I'll just say that I don't use it for laziness, and that I make it with milk warmed in the microwave.

^_^ I don't think you're lazy!!! At least you're in school...unlike me T_T

I drink instant coffee, fuck anyone that has a problem with instant.

I got an offer from Kingston University London. I fucking rule. Now just Sheffield Hallam, and I will have had offers from all 5 choices.

That's really great Jack, hope Sheffield comes through for you and you get to pick the best place for you. That reminds me, I better get on with putting my own uni application in.