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Ben Lahnger
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05-05-2011, 02:40 PM
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I don't like the different foods on my plate...
I don't like the different foods on my plate mixing. That's why I have a problem with Swanson TV dinners ... there's always a kernel or two of corn in the mashed potatoes. On the other hand,...
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03-29-2011, 03:05 PM
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Nobody here finds your posts shocking. You're...
Nobody here finds your posts shocking. You're going to have to come up with a different way to "be interesting."
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03-27-2011, 01:43 PM
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That actually sounds pretty awesome! The sureal...
That actually sounds pretty awesome! The sureal color scheme is okay. Well, if I'm ever shopping for a boobies cake pan, I'll know what to look for (or at least have an idea that I'm going to try to...
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03-26-2011, 11:53 PM
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Best. Post. I've. Read. Today. Anywhere....
Best. Post. I've. Read. Today. Anywhere. Lololololo!
Whew! *gasp* ... ah ... ahahahahahahah! Okay, got that out of my system.
Oh, and it should definitely be a two-tone decorating scheme, with...
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03-25-2011, 03:01 PM
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Yep ... shaking in my hastily donned hip-waders.
Yep ... shaking in my hastily donned hip-waders.
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03-25-2011, 09:02 AM
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Hmm ... you know, I'm not afraid of bats, but I...
Hmm ... you know, I'm not afraid of bats, but I do have an semi-irrational fear of guano.
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03-24-2011, 11:37 AM
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What?!? You believe THAT?!?!?! How exactly do...
What?!? You believe THAT?!?!?! How exactly do they come to life, pray tell?
Next you'll tell me marionettes have feelings too!
Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
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03-22-2011, 10:46 PM
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Blood type A+
Blood type A+
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03-17-2011, 12:08 PM
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I am amused by how much WIN the internet was full...
I am amused by how much WIN the internet was full of for "chain letters".
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03-15-2011, 04:49 PM
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I see word-play everywhere.
I see word-play everywhere.
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07-10-2010, 08:13 AM
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I can't stand the sight of maggots wriggling. For...
I can't stand the sight of maggots wriggling. For some reason, if they're dead I'm not bothered that much.
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06-13-2010, 10:18 AM
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Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah! I just...
Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
I just about spit up coffee on my laptop.
Right after that Icelandic volcano erupted spewing ash all over the western European skies and all the reporters here...
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06-13-2010, 08:53 AM
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Excellent. I promise to not be gentle.
Excellent. I promise to not be gentle.
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06-12-2010, 11:35 PM
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Before we get started, what's your safe word?
Before we get started, what's your safe word?
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05-30-2010, 01:37 PM
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I'd rather be financially distressed than morally...
I'd rather be financially distressed than morally bankrupt.
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05-30-2010, 09:40 AM
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I am right-handed ... and my vision is a little...
I am right-handed ... and my vision is a little better in my right eye ... and my hearing is a little better in my right ear.
It's a wonder I don't list as I make my way in the world.
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05-25-2010, 08:50 AM
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I've never been to Paradise City ... but I have...
I've never been to Paradise City ... but I have been to too-much-fiber city.
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05-08-2010, 12:04 PM
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Actually, I was responding to paleghost's meat...
Actually, I was responding to paleghost's meat hook comment, but it's all good.
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05-08-2010, 08:31 AM
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Really? I didn't have that kind of shit invade my...
Really? I didn't have that kind of shit invade my dreams until I was about 30, about the time I got married. Coincidence? Who knows, but I suspect it had more to do with the content of books and...
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05-07-2010, 08:14 PM
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No, but that old wives tale that says if you die...
No, but that old wives tale that says if you die in your dream then you'll die for real is not true. I've died in my dreams many times. It's an eerie experience to wake up from, though. Once I had a...
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05-07-2010, 08:02 PM
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I have nightmares in which a huge iron I-beam...
I have nightmares in which a huge iron I-beam suspended on chains is swung into my cranium, like in Terminator 2. My head does not withstand this the way a terminator's head does.
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02-24-2010, 02:47 PM
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I am tired of being careful with my money, and...
I am tired of being careful with my money, and there's no end to it in sight.
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02-22-2010, 01:24 PM
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Ewwww. Nothing fuzzy touching my tongue! ...
Ewwww. Nothing fuzzy touching my tongue!
(and there are a few of you reading this that need to get your minds out of the gutter right now!)
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02-22-2010, 11:55 AM
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I don't like peaches, because no food should be...
I don't like peaches, because no food should be fuzzy.
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02-20-2010, 11:36 AM
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I have never set foot in a casino. This allows me...
I have never set foot in a casino. This allows me to believe that they are wonderful places where people's dreams come true. I have no desire to ever enter one.
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02-15-2010, 05:26 PM
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Well, you know what they say: a man who runs in...
Well, you know what they say: a man who runs in front of a car only gets tired, but a man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
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02-14-2010, 06:48 AM
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Wow, Dis, that just seems kinda ... predictable....
Wow, Dis, that just seems kinda ... predictable. Don't stray too far from a bathroom for a while.
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02-13-2010, 02:13 PM
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I buy all the music I listen to.
I buy all the music I listen to.
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01-31-2010, 12:13 PM
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When I first saw Madonna wearing those pointed...
When I first saw Madonna wearing those pointed cone bras, a voice inside my head kept wanting to crack a bunch of "You'll poke someone's eye out" jokes.
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01-26-2010, 12:08 PM
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I've decided that whenever anyone ever tells me,...
I've decided that whenever anyone ever tells me, "You just haven't had it made the right way," I'm just going to tell them "Look, I've lived long enough that I figured I've tried it enough different...
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01-21-2010, 09:55 AM
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I haven't had anything by Chef Boyardee in years.
I haven't had anything by Chef Boyardee in years.
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11-12-2009, 07:12 AM
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I don't like GG Allin's music, his attitude, his...
I don't like GG Allin's music, his attitude, his public statements, his personna or his dookie play ... but I do like the way he smashes a toilet to pieces.
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11-06-2009, 02:08 PM
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Are you the keymaster? I am the gatekeeper! ...
Are you the keymaster? I am the gatekeeper!
Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
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11-05-2009, 10:11 AM
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I am eating too much chocolate.
I am eating too much chocolate.
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11-03-2009, 10:46 AM
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I sometimes am direct when people don't want to...
I sometimes am direct when people don't want to hear direct.
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11-02-2009, 09:21 AM
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random? I feel like I should be spinning some...
random? I feel like I should be spinning some kind of wheel that has categories and tells me randomly what I must reveal ...
Anyway, I am primarily a pessimist. I am pessimistic about other...
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09-27-2009, 05:27 PM
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I was born in the circus capital of the world.
I was born in the circus capital of the world.
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09-25-2009, 11:47 PM
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Random fact about me (to jack this thread back...
Random fact about me (to jack this thread back onto topic for a moment):
I came within minutes of dying as a child due to a bee sting.
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03-30-2009, 11:30 PM
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I've never had Marmite. I've never even seen...
I've never had Marmite. I've never even seen Marmite. Now that the penguin protector has mentioned it, I'm concerned that it's somehow related to Vegemite!
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03-29-2009, 03:14 PM
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I was born in the circus capitol of the world.
I was born in the circus capitol of the world.
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03-29-2009, 02:50 AM
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I've come extremely close to dying twice in my...
I've come extremely close to dying twice in my life.
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