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Forum: General 06-30-2009, 09:31 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,088
I'm studying for A-levels. I have no idea what to...

I'm studying for A-levels. I have no idea what to do afterwards - I wouldn't mind being an academic, or maybe a teacher or something. I'd like to get some poetry published as well, and maybe some...
Forum: Whining 06-30-2009, 09:20 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 5,950
Thanks. I plan on accumulating animpressive array...

Thanks. I plan on accumulating animpressive array of cheesecloth skirts. :D
Forum: Whining 06-30-2009, 09:05 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 6,097
It sounds like they're just trying to stay...

It sounds like they're just trying to stay involved in your life - I'm guessing you're at the age where you're getting one that they aren't involved in. As long as they're not being knob jockeys and...
Forum: Whining 06-30-2009, 09:00 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 5,950
All really good advice. There are also things...

All really good advice. There are also things like overseas aid work, to show you the world while you do something good for it. You'll probably come back feeling lucky to have had the luxury of...
Forum: Whining 06-30-2009, 08:56 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 6,613
It's alright for you, oop North with all t'steel...

It's alright for you, oop North with all t'steel where it snows nine months a year. ;)

And for me, well away from all that shite. Although I wouldn't mind being backhome in Southend for the only...
Forum: General 06-30-2009, 08:44 AM
Replies: 2,512
Views: 252,663
I'm in Portugal... the fact that the only thing I...

I'm in Portugal... the fact that the only thing I can think of to do right now is come on here should speak gvolumes about how the holiday's going. Missed the hot weather by 3 days, and now it's...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-11-2009, 01:54 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,311
Come on... the secret aching vulnerability below...

Come on... the secret aching vulnerability below the misanthropic surface, the tendency to betray how deeply he actually does care when the shit hits the fan, the lame gormless boring girl who...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-11-2009, 01:48 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,311
It's definitely the Hugh Laurie factor. House is...

It's definitely the Hugh Laurie factor. House is pretty crap overall, but with Hugh Laurie it becomes kind of shamefully compulsive. I don't think I'd be remotely inclined to watch it if someone else...
Forum: Spooky News 02-11-2009, 01:42 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 7,631
And Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, and the...

And Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, and the fairy tales of the Grimms and Hans Christian Anderson, and Peter Pan, and The Cat in the Hat, and The Worst Witch, and Aesop's Fables... there's no end...
Forum: Music 01-22-2009, 12:11 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 12,732
Fuck yes. WHO MAKES THE NAZIS?!

Fuck yes.

WHO MAKES THE NAZIS?!
Forum: Literature 01-22-2009, 12:09 PM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 771,473
The Devils by Dostoyevsky.

The Devils by Dostoyevsky.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 12-24-2008, 07:24 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 7,143
Okay, maybe I have a thing for a bloke who isn't...

Okay, maybe I have a thing for a bloke who isn't the MOST attractive man in the world, but I refuse to be judged by a person who would soil his dick with the rotten gash of Myleene no-Klass. At least...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 12-23-2008, 03:29 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 7,143
No fair, you know I can't resist a man who orders...

No fair, you know I can't resist a man who orders me around in a verbally abusive manner!


Tricks is pretty good, ta. I missed you guys too - that's why I came back to harass you. You'd best...
Forum: Whining 12-23-2008, 03:09 PM
Replies: 172
Views: 50,901
Bahahaha, some things never change. Reading this...

Bahahaha, some things never change. Reading this thread's like putting on an old pair of slippers.
Forum: Fashion 12-23-2008, 07:14 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 8,758
Black dresses, long socks, boots, a bit of liquid...

Black dresses, long socks, boots, a bit of liquid eyeliner, perfume. I never used to bother with perfume but somebody gave me some for my birthday and it smells so good, people literally come over...
Forum: Spooky News 12-23-2008, 03:12 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 7,805
Same. I'm glad the woman was able to protect...

Same. I'm glad the woman was able to protect herself, and I probably would have done the same (who wouldn't, sitting in the dark waiting for someone to break in?), but people don't usually tend to...
Forum: Music 12-23-2008, 03:02 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,308
Missed Me - Dresden Dolls.

Missed Me - Dresden Dolls.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 12-23-2008, 02:38 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 7,143
Big surprise - I come back after several months,...

Big surprise - I come back after several months, and one of the first threads I read is Apathy being a judgmental asshole.

I've missed you, you self-righteous prick. :D

Oh, and I'd never heard...
Forum: Literature 12-23-2008, 02:28 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,508
Great site. I usually hate reading stuff online,...

Great site. I usually hate reading stuff online, but the black background is really easy on the eye.
Forum: Literature 11-12-2008, 02:48 PM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 771,473
Blood and Guts in High School, by Kathy Acker.

Blood and Guts in High School, by Kathy Acker.
Forum: Whining 11-12-2008, 02:37 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 4,170
It's a nice sentiment, but one I think we're...

It's a nice sentiment, but one I think we're better off without. "Respect for the dead" is at the root of the guilt people feel for moving on with their lives. You don't need to pause reverentially...
Forum: General 11-12-2008, 02:30 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 350,090
Feeling listless and craving energy.

Feeling listless and craving energy.
Forum: Introductions 11-04-2008, 03:51 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,797
You know, so was I, but I decided that faecal...

You know, so was I, but I decided that faecal matter was a closer match.
Forum: Introductions 11-04-2008, 03:44 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,797
So is the dump I took earlier.

So is the dump I took earlier.
Forum: General 11-04-2008, 03:39 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 6,431
I believe that you go to the mat for Twilight...

I believe that you go to the mat for Twilight readers because you like it that way.

Either that, or because cunnies like me can't be allowed to pass unrebuked in the name of mediocrity. ;)
Forum: Spooky News 11-04-2008, 03:37 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,917
Virus or spyware, perhaps? Try blasting it with...

Virus or spyware, perhaps? Try blasting it with ABG or whateevr you use.
Forum: General 11-04-2008, 03:27 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 6,431
Was it actually negative, or was it a perfectly...

Was it actually negative, or was it a perfectly valid counterpoint? Or are you just bashing him because quite a few other people have arguing with him, and the bandwagon's quicker than walking?

I...
Forum: Introductions 11-04-2008, 02:27 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,797
I love the fact that it took you an extra two...

I love the fact that it took you an extra two minutes to put together an extra four words. You're fun.
Forum: Introductions 11-04-2008, 02:23 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,797
Hey, if it makes you happy, air those grievances...

Hey, if it makes you happy, air those grievances like three day old nylon underwear. It's always funny to watch someone run their mouth in error, then staunchly deny an error occurred.


In the...
Forum: Introductions 11-04-2008, 02:16 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,797
Kudos on the word cunny - however, in my infinite...

Kudos on the word cunny - however, in my infinite arrogance, I declare the rest your judgement invalid.

Oh, and I never actually used the word "intelligible", so I assume your post is based on a...
Forum: Introductions 11-04-2008, 02:07 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,797
Someone with taste. Actually, yes....

Someone with taste.


Actually, yes. Mocking isn't always malicious.

Besides, from an interwebs point of view, would you seriously stick around if most of the threads were made by (and full of)...
Forum: Whining 11-04-2008, 01:59 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 7,486
I'm not shy, but am also sometimes very awkward...

I'm not shy, but am also sometimes very awkward with people I don't know, especially if they all know each other already. Usually I can talk to practically anyone, but walking into a group and being...
Forum: Introductions 11-04-2008, 01:56 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,797
It's a gift when someone opens up your eyes to...

It's a gift when someone opens up your eyes to the fact that your taste is shitty. Why would you want to deny her the good books she could be getting into?
Forum: Whining 11-04-2008, 01:00 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 15,786
You told me I was the only one, you bastard!...

You told me I was the only one, you bastard! *slap and throw drink over you*
Forum: General 11-04-2008, 12:36 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 24,664
INCOMING. Check your box.

INCOMING. Check your box.
Forum: General 11-04-2008, 12:30 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 24,664
Yeah, but that was only the one time. Generally...

Yeah, but that was only the one time. Generally speaking, she's positively saccharine.
Forum: Literature 11-04-2008, 12:28 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,718
I use music as well. Although if it's poetry I...

I use music as well. Although if it's poetry I find myself turning the volume down every 20 seconds to hear the sound.
Forum: General 11-04-2008, 12:27 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 24,664
Nice to everyone.

Nice to everyone.
Forum: Spooky News 10-11-2008, 02:36 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 7,258
Either you're sticking to your point of view out...

Either you're sticking to your point of view out of stubborness despite the fact that you have nothing to back it up, or you're genuinely incapable of adding new information to your limited store....
Forum: Spooky News 10-09-2008, 12:42 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 7,258
Nothing profound enough to put a stopper in the...

Nothing profound enough to put a stopper in the discussion.

I think you're missing the point - if she says she's a devout Catholic, it just screams playing to defloration fantasies. And being...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 10-09-2008, 11:59 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,288
The book is very good, but it's a loooong read,...

The book is very good, but it's a loooong read, and all the most interesting ideas are well-expressed in the film. For me, this is a rare case of film pwning book.

Underwater Ophelia, it does what...
Forum: General 10-08-2008, 01:27 PM
Replies: 2,401
Views: 265,433
I never wear matching socks. Seriously, who the...

I never wear matching socks. Seriously, who the hell has time to pair socks?
Forum: General 10-08-2008, 01:26 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 350,090
Singing loudly and badly.

Singing loudly and badly.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 10-08-2008, 01:20 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,288
DO NOT watch stoned. Your trauma reflex will...

DO NOT watch stoned. Your trauma reflex will thank you.
Forum: Literature 10-08-2008, 01:19 PM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 771,473
The Secret History, by Donna Tartt. It's...

The Secret History, by Donna Tartt. It's compulsive as fuck, even though the climax came on the first page.
Forum: Music 10-08-2008, 01:17 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,308
The Pogues - The Body of an American.

The Pogues - The Body of an American.
Forum: Literature 10-08-2008, 01:16 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,728
Then act like a god, and tell us who's right!

Then act like a god, and tell us who's right!
Forum: General 10-08-2008, 01:14 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,204
Harry Potter...

Harry Potter...
Forum: General 10-08-2008, 01:13 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,482
Salsa dip...

Salsa dip...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 10-08-2008, 01:09 PM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 961,964
Millers Crossing. It was excellent.

Millers Crossing. It was excellent.
Forum: Whining 10-08-2008, 01:08 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 15,524
Stereotype much?

Stereotype much?
Forum: Literature 10-08-2008, 01:06 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,728
What I got from this is that the innocence...

What I got from this is that the innocence represented by the boy is fragile at best and fake at worst, while the old man's cynical cruelty is ancient and immense, spanning volcanoes and mountains....
Forum: Whining 10-08-2008, 01:01 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 4,263
You're dumb. Stop bullshitting - reading a...

You're dumb. Stop bullshitting - reading a textbook (a really, really bad one, judging by your advice) doesn't make you a psychologist, it makes you a kid with a book. If you're unable to think...
Forum: Literature 09-25-2008, 12:41 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,901
*mopes* I hate my stupid town.

*mopes* I hate my stupid town.
Forum: Literature 09-25-2008, 12:34 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,901
You lucky, lucky bastard.

You lucky, lucky bastard.
Forum: Literature 09-25-2008, 12:11 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,901
I was wondering about that, too.

I was wondering about that, too.
Forum: Whining 09-25-2008, 12:02 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,564
You crack me up when you get all interrogative...

You crack me up when you get all interrogative and shit.
Forum: Music 09-25-2008, 11:47 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,308
Muddy Waters - Trouble No More

Muddy Waters - Trouble No More
Forum: Spooky News 09-20-2008, 03:09 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 19,269
They're not mutually exclusive, however....

They're not mutually exclusive, however. "Snarkery" (if I must) generally denotes one of two things: passion, or general mean-spiritedness. Again, not mutually exclusive, but both or either make for...
Forum: Spooky News 09-20-2008, 02:54 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 19,269
NONONO. Don't give in to the little voice of...

NONONO. Don't give in to the little voice of reason in your head, it's just a throwback from your primary school days, back when the grown-ups were right and the Harvest Festival of cans piled high...
Forum: Music 09-20-2008, 02:47 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,308
Come On Up to the House - Tom Waits

Come On Up to the House - Tom Waits
Forum: Spooky News 09-20-2008, 02:45 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 19,269
Wynneth, you should give into the rage more...

Wynneth, you should give into the rage more often. This conversation is starting to crack me up.
Forum: Music 09-20-2008, 02:24 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 11,402
The boys and me are drunk and looking for you ...

The boys and me are drunk and looking for you
We'll eat your friggin' entrails, and we won't give a damn
My daddy was a blue-shirt and my mother a madam
My brother earned his medals at My Lai in...
Forum: Spooky News 09-20-2008, 02:05 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 19,269
Sometimes. But you get to know someone better by...

Sometimes. But you get to know someone better by the things that piss them off than you would if they dress up their anger in a palatable show of benignity. People who never get angry either have...
Forum: Spooky News 09-20-2008, 01:49 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 19,269
... and THAT'S how it's done. I'm not saying...

... and THAT'S how it's done.

I'm not saying niceness isn't generally a good thing, but there's something eeerie about people who never get irritated or speak sharply.

Also, it's more fun for...
Forum: Politics 09-20-2008, 01:42 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 22,045
I always wondered what kind of people keep...

I always wondered what kind of people keep clairvoyants and palm-readers in money. Thanks for resolving that mystery.
Forum: Music 09-20-2008, 01:26 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 11,402
I would be honoured... but last I heard, he was...

I would be honoured... but last I heard, he was trying to get some bit to marry him.
Forum: General 09-20-2008, 01:14 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,472
Germs are good for the immune system, AND the...

Germs are good for the immune system, AND the soul. People who are obsessed with hygiene are unnatural and have no genetic memory of killing an animal and eating it, RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING GROUND.
Forum: Literature 09-20-2008, 01:05 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,798
It's okay, but I've read better from you. I...

It's okay, but I've read better from you.

I think it might work better as a dream. I'm a Nazi when it comes to verity - with poetry, anything false or story-ish puts me off instantly. Although I...
Forum: General 09-20-2008, 01:00 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,472
Take your cleanliness elsewhere, you disgust me....

Take your cleanliness elsewhere, you disgust me. :)
Forum: General 09-20-2008, 12:56 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,472
That's nowhere near scabby enough. You don't...

That's nowhere near scabby enough. You don't belong here.

Of course, it'd be a different story if you swished your hands around in animal excrement first.


Are you talking to JCC, or does a...
Forum: Fashion 09-20-2008, 12:54 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,913
I do this as well - it makes your eyes look much...

I do this as well - it makes your eyes look much larger than pencil eyeliner.
Forum: Music 09-20-2008, 12:50 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 11,402
Yep, I want to sex him bad and I am not ashamed...

Yep, I want to sex him bad and I am not ashamed of it. Anyone that talented MUST be a great lay.

I've missed you, ya grumpy fuck! Where've you been?
Forum: Music 09-20-2008, 12:44 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,887
I don't really listen to many live albums, but I...

I don't really listen to many live albums, but I love One-night Stand by Sam Cooke.
Forum: Music 09-20-2008, 12:41 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,843
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVRz_eSvc_I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVRz_eSvc_I
Forum: General 09-20-2008, 12:40 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,472
Disgusting Habits

Share your shameful personal habits, so I can feel less like a complete scummer.

I don't always shower daily. I sometimes miss a day if I'm not going out.
I sometimes re-use socks from my bedroom...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-18-2008, 11:30 AM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 961,964
AWESOME film.

AWESOME film.
Forum: Music 09-18-2008, 11:07 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 11,402
Let's look at my crushes: Shane MacGowan ...

Let's look at my crushes:

Shane MacGowan
Mark E. Smith
You

I have pretty good taste in most things, but men apparently isn't one of them. :p
Forum: General 09-15-2008, 01:57 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,204
Lapels....

Lapels....
Forum: General 09-15-2008, 01:55 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 6,088
A dog. God knows whose dog it was - I think my...

A dog. God knows whose dog it was - I think my mum took me with her to see a friend or something, and I was sitting on the floor playing with it.

I think it was a little spaniel.
Forum: General 09-15-2008, 01:54 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,204
Plasticine....

Plasticine....
Forum: General 09-15-2008, 01:51 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,204
Teeth.....

Teeth.....
Forum: Music 09-15-2008, 01:50 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,308
Mother's Little Helper, The Stones.

Mother's Little Helper, The Stones.
Forum: Introductions 09-15-2008, 01:41 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,915
Big welcomes! I don't know much about you apart...

Big welcomes! I don't know much about you apart from music tastes (I don't really like much goth music), but Radiohead and verbal coherence... yeah, I like you.
Forum: Fashion 09-15-2008, 01:36 PM
Replies: 268
Views: 52,683
That's most subcultures in a nutshell.

That's most subcultures in a nutshell.
Forum: Music 09-15-2008, 01:35 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 11,402
I... have a crush on Shane MacGowan. That...

I... have a crush on Shane MacGowan.

That pretty much quashes your second statement, right there. :D
Forum: Spooky News 09-15-2008, 01:30 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 19,269
Christ, you actually explained that to me in...

Christ, you actually explained that to me in literal terms? Just tell me to get fucked! I was ASKING FOR IT!!

Now I know what those weird culty types are on about when they speak of "conquering...
Forum: Literature 09-15-2008, 01:24 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,188
I like it a lot, and find the concept very...

I like it a lot, and find the concept very appealing - failed masturbation is a petty but sometimes intense annoyance.

I thought that one or two of the sentences were longer than I like them - to...
Forum: Fashion 09-15-2008, 01:19 PM
Replies: 857
Views: 243,848
I have five. I'm not a goth. Point proved,...

I have five. I'm not a goth.

Point proved, we can all go home now. :D
Forum: Spooky News 09-15-2008, 01:17 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 19,269
Just a guess, but I'd assume you're not...

Just a guess, but I'd assume you're not physically grinning at the screen in delight when you write -beam-. That would make it a partially fair assessment, though in an admittedly small matter.

Or...
Forum: Literature 09-15-2008, 01:12 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 3,428
I don't like the reassuring part. I would have...

I don't like the reassuring part. I would have just written, ""I'm fine." They turned the corner." No real reason, it just seems more urgent, which it would be if you were legging it from the police....
Forum: Music 09-15-2008, 12:58 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 11,402
She's my teenage baby and she turns me on I'd...

She's my teenage baby and she turns me on
I'd like to make her do a nasty on the White House lawn
Brown Shoes Don't Make It, Frank Zappa

Why spend your leisure bereft of pleasure amassing...
Forum: Music 09-15-2008, 12:42 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 6,562
The Fall are playing in October... I'm seriously...

The Fall are playing in October... I'm seriously considering chancing the ID issue.
Forum: Whining 09-14-2008, 01:32 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 6,236
What are the reasons, if I might enquire?

What are the reasons, if I might enquire?
Forum: Spooky News 09-14-2008, 01:25 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 19,269
Does it mean anything to you that over 90% of the...

Does it mean anything to you that over 90% of the world's scientists agree with him, or are you one of those ""science doesn't prove anything" people who kick off at the thought that we evolved from...
Forum: Politics 09-14-2008, 01:21 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 7,303
I disagree with that - I think there's a huge...

I disagree with that - I think there's a huge jump. We'll never know how many paedophiles would never act on their urges, but I suspect there are more than we might think.
Forum: Literature 09-14-2008, 12:42 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,231
I don't like you writing, either.

I don't like you writing, either.
Forum: Music 09-14-2008, 12:39 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,308
Electric Ladyland... one of the best albums ever...

Electric Ladyland... one of the best albums ever made.
Forum: General 09-12-2008, 01:10 PM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 215,905
Worked (new part-time) office job). Since...

Worked (new part-time) office job). Since starting, I'm dreading leaving full-time education more and more.
Forum: Literature 09-12-2008, 01:08 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,270
I like the last stanza, but the rest is, as Sir...

I like the last stanza, but the rest is, as Sir Vex said, very generic.
Forum: Politics 09-11-2008, 11:59 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 7,303
But that's exactly what I'm talking about. Yes,...

But that's exactly what I'm talking about. Yes, child molestation is highly unpleasant, but does it really compare to the systematic torture and genocide of millions? Or should we maybe get some...
Forum: General 09-11-2008, 11:57 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 8,493
PLEASE don't be a fifty year old fat bloke in a...

PLEASE don't be a fifty year old fat bloke in a flasher's mac.
Forum: Literature 09-11-2008, 11:51 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,866
Camus wrote short stories?! Damn, I have to...

Camus wrote short stories?!

Damn, I have to step up my reading list. I'm slacking if I didn't know THIS. :(
Forum: Whining 09-11-2008, 11:47 AM
Replies: 263
Views: 20,295
The act can be proved, but the question of...

The act can be proved, but the question of consent is harder to establish.
Forum: Literature 09-10-2008, 02:17 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,866
It's called Completely Unexpected Tales. I didn't...

It's called Completely Unexpected Tales. I didn't finish reading it in the end though, a lot of the stories were quite mediocre so I just thought "what am I doing when I could be reading Factotem?"...
Forum: Literature 09-10-2008, 02:10 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,866
Oh yeah, I've seen that one before. I bought a...

Oh yeah, I've seen that one before. I bought a book of RD's short stories for adults in a charity shop for 10p a few months back. Bargainous. But nothing can rival his kids' books for sheer...
Forum: General 09-10-2008, 02:00 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,638
All over the world, cats are emerging from their...

All over the world, cats are emerging from their hidey-holes, blinking giddily at their new-found freedom to roam the streets unmolested...

I hope the attitude readjustment works out. Venom will...
Forum: Literature 09-10-2008, 01:56 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,866
I like them because they cut the shit of some...

I like them because they cut the shit of some novels, but keep the themes and message. Plus they're so easy to write, plotting (my downfall - I get carried away sometimes) is minimal, and you can...
Forum: Literature 09-10-2008, 01:51 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,866
Apart from Nights at the Circus, I think it's her...

Apart from Nights at the Circus, I think it's her best one. You're in for some serious awesomeness.

A tip though: there is a Shakespeare-style list of characters at the back, which won't ruin the...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-10-2008, 01:48 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,270
Peep Show, Saxondale (awesome compared to most of...

Peep Show, Saxondale (awesome compared to most of the recent output of British comedy!), Black Books (as recommended by the people here), I'm Alan Partirdge, Father Ted, Shameless (not really a...
Forum: General 09-10-2008, 01:42 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,204
Man in leggings!! Ahh, fuckit, I'm too...

Man in leggings!!

Ahh, fuckit, I'm too verbose for this stuff.
Forum: Literature 09-10-2008, 01:36 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,866
I know I'll probably get gasped at for saying it...

I know I'll probably get gasped at for saying it here, but although I have a mild liking for Edgar Allen Poe,, I really don't cream myself over his stuff. Maybe I just need to read more; I've only...
Forum: Politics 09-10-2008, 01:33 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 7,303
This is actually the closest thing I've ever seen...

This is actually the closest thing I've ever seen to a rational discussion on paedophilia, a few individuals excluded. Most people shoot you down instantly if you try to suggest that they're anything...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-10-2008, 01:25 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 9,772
Finally, South Park have assumed their rightful...

Finally, South Park have assumed their rightful place in this thread!
Forum: Literature 09-10-2008, 01:21 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,866
Short Stories

Who reads or writes them? Who writes them well? They seem to get neglected in comparison to novels and poetry, which is a shame as I've read some amazing ones and would like to read more.

Raymond...
Forum: General 09-10-2008, 01:17 PM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 272,187
Hug and grope.

Hug and grope.
Forum: Music 09-10-2008, 01:10 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,308
Miles Davis - Bitches Brew.

Miles Davis - Bitches Brew.
Forum: Music 09-10-2008, 01:09 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,786
Thanks, I'll check them out.

Thanks, I'll check them out.
Forum: General 09-10-2008, 01:06 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,204
Chick tied up on the tracks about to get her shit...

Chick tied up on the tracks about to get her shit ruined! Unless... unless...
Forum: General 09-10-2008, 01:05 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,482
Shane MacGowan on toast!

Shane MacGowan on toast!
Forum: General 09-10-2008, 01:04 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 8,493
There is only one solution to our problem... we...

There is only one solution to our problem... we must kill our parents, take their money and run away.
Forum: General 09-10-2008, 01:03 PM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 272,187
Fuck. You seem to have a lot of energy.

Fuck. You seem to have a lot of energy.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-10-2008, 11:15 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 9,772
South Park, Ren & Stimpy, Family Guy. Some of...

South Park, Ren & Stimpy, Family Guy. Some of American Dad is pretty funny, although it's mostly crap.
Forum: Music 09-10-2008, 11:11 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,786
I haven't, but I'd like to hear what it was like...

I haven't, but I'd like to hear what it was like before MCR et al came along and took a long, noisy piss over the concept of talent.
Forum: General 09-10-2008, 11:08 AM
Replies: 577
Views: 75,111
Mmmmm... I just love blackberries. In fact, all...

Mmmmm... I just love blackberries. In fact, all berries (except cranberries).
Forum: Whining 09-10-2008, 11:02 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,789
History repudiates your argument better than I...

History repudiates your argument better than I ever could.
Forum: Fashion 09-10-2008, 10:52 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 14,771
Oh, my bad.

Oh, my bad.
Forum: Whining 09-09-2008, 08:09 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 6,236
The trouble with posting email in a public forum...

The trouble with posting email in a public forum is that it brings the spam in. Since posting mine, I've apparently acquired $7.2 million, and only Mr. Kawaan was nice enough to inform me. He's...
Forum: General 09-09-2008, 08:01 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 6,056
Subcultures.

Subcultures.
Forum: Whining 09-09-2008, 07:55 AM
Replies: 114
Views: 15,524
Cigarettes, music, weed, books. Everything else I...

Cigarettes, music, weed, books. Everything else I can do without with a minimum of bitching.
Forum: Fashion 09-09-2008, 07:22 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 14,771
Already acknowledged.

Already acknowledged.
Forum: Literature 09-09-2008, 05:37 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,453
It's pretty good. In all honesty, I think there...

It's pretty good. In all honesty, I think there are far better books, but that's just a matter of taste - it IS worth a read.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 09-09-2008, 05:34 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,880
Ooooh, I'm downloading it at the moment. I've...

Ooooh, I'm downloading it at the moment. I've heard a LOT about it, and am looking forward to seeing what all the fuss is about.
Forum: Fashion 09-09-2008, 05:16 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 14,771
Actually, that wasn't a shot a anyone (hence the...

Actually, that wasn't a shot a anyone (hence the lack of quotes or names mentioned). Just my personal philosophy on underwear that touches my butthole.


This is true, but g-strings, like thongs,...
Forum: General 09-08-2008, 05:57 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,177
Ji jould jut jup ja jight... jut jot jor jong. Ji...

Ji jould jut jup ja jight... jut jot jor jong. Ji jould je junable jo jesist jin je jend.
Forum: Fashion 09-08-2008, 03:44 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 14,771
G-strings are unhygienic. Know how your PE...

G-strings are unhygienic. Know how your PE teacher always told you wipe front to back? Well, she didn't mean all day long.
Forum: Whining 09-08-2008, 03:40 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 6,236
Or if they don't have IM. I've run into this...

Or if they don't have IM. I've run into this problem already. It's not that big a deal, but it would be handy.
Forum: General 09-05-2008, 05:12 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 20,859
That's a common misconception, but many things...

That's a common misconception, but many things are the same in England. Even over here, it's still "victimized", and you're still a douche.
Forum: General 09-05-2008, 05:00 PM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 272,187
You shouldn't, being dry-humped by me is awesome....

You shouldn't, being dry-humped by me is awesome.

Okay, you can have the tea back, but the humping is non-negotiable. ;)
Forum: Introductions 09-05-2008, 04:51 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,613
Superior to what - a brain-damaged snail? Using a...

Superior to what - a brain-damaged snail? Using a word with four syllables is not eloquence. But then, if you knew that, we wouldn't behaving this conversation - because you could have constructed a...
Forum: Whining 09-05-2008, 04:46 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,787
Oh, stop it. You know how I pine for you, don't...

Oh, stop it. You know how I pine for you, don't make me say it.
Forum: Introductions 09-05-2008, 04:42 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,613
Eloquence is not your strong point, is it?

Eloquence is not your strong point, is it?
Forum: Literature 09-05-2008, 04:41 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 11,293
Most feminist literature pisses me off for that...

Most feminist literature pisses me off for that reason. If they could get the fuck over themselves and stop writing the same old vagina-as-disability shit, I'd probably enjoy the work of female...
Forum: General 09-05-2008, 04:37 PM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 272,187
Dry hump and steal your tea.

Dry hump and steal your tea.
Forum: General 09-05-2008, 09:51 AM
Replies: 594
Views: 48,737
(Who, me? I know, I'm fine with it. Shh before we...

(Who, me? I know, I'm fine with it. Shh before we sidetrack the game!)
Forum: General 09-05-2008, 09:47 AM
Replies: 594
Views: 48,737
I love bitchy people so fucking much I could come...

I love bitchy people so fucking much I could come right now.
Forum: Whining 09-05-2008, 09:42 AM
Replies: 450
Views: 32,625
That's it? You ARE a frail little petal, aren't...

That's it? You ARE a frail little petal, aren't you?
Forum: General 09-05-2008, 09:41 AM
Replies: 594
Views: 48,737
*slides into thread on knees* *unintelligible...

*slides into thread on knees* *unintelligible noises*
Forum: Whining 09-03-2008, 11:30 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,787
I ran out of credit and money, but you know I...

I ran out of credit and money, but you know I thought about you every minute of every day.
Forum: Literature 09-02-2008, 05:19 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,606
*taps foot impatiently* Come on, I'm excited,...

*taps foot impatiently* Come on, I'm excited, dammit! :D
Forum: Whining 09-02-2008, 05:15 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,627
Oh, sorry, I misread.

Oh, sorry, I misread.
Forum: Whining 09-02-2008, 05:10 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,627
Sorry about your cousin, that's harsh. Hope...

Sorry about your cousin, that's harsh. Hope you're all dealing okay.
Forum: Introductions 09-02-2008, 05:08 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,237
Oh, I'm not taking a swipe - I don't think you...

Oh, I'm not taking a swipe - I don't think you seem like an idiot. But in my fairly short time on the site, I've come to know two things: JCC is extremely intelligent for his age and dislikes it when...
Forum: General 09-02-2008, 04:57 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,204
Night fever...

Night fever...
Forum: Whining 09-02-2008, 04:53 AM
Replies: 750
Views: 88,958
I've read Paradise Lost. On the whole I found it...

I've read Paradise Lost. On the whole I found it pretty tedious but forced myself through it thinking, "there must be a reason this is so huge", and... there was. I found the ending intensely moving,...
Forum: Introductions 09-02-2008, 04:35 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,237
In light of how vocal JCC is about his dislike of...

In light of how vocal JCC is about his dislike of people who use their young age as an excuse for poor taste or general idiocy, I get the feeling Apathy is taking the piss. Could be wrong, but the...
Forum: Whining 09-01-2008, 04:43 AM
Replies: 750
Views: 88,958
That's a reason to read shit - because there's...

That's a reason to read shit - because there's even worse shit?! Just a suggestion, but you could try reading something that isn't shit at all. There's certainly no shortage of good literature in the...
Forum: Whining 09-01-2008, 04:40 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 4,473
For some reason, I doubt it.

For some reason, I doubt it.
Forum: General 09-01-2008, 04:34 AM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 272,187
Dance towards you looking at you challengingly,...

Dance towards you looking at you challengingly, creating the need for a Grease-style danceoff.
Forum: Literature 09-01-2008, 04:32 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,606
*sigh* canedatfour@yahoo.co.uk. Now I'm...

*sigh* canedatfour@yahoo.co.uk.

Now I'm gonna get Nigerian spam.

If it still doesn't work, I can wait. The game threads have been boosting my post count a LOT.
Forum: General 09-01-2008, 04:30 AM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,482
Salmon salad...

Salmon salad...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-31-2008, 12:15 PM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 961,964
Oh, Soul Survivors is a HORRIBLE film. One of the...

Oh, Soul Survivors is a HORRIBLE film. One of the worst I've ever seen. I don't have the words to express jhow much it sucks.
Forum: General 08-31-2008, 11:32 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,392
I think I have a crush...

I think I have a crush...
Forum: Music 08-31-2008, 11:31 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,308
The Pogues - Bottle of Smoke.

The Pogues - Bottle of Smoke.
Forum: Literature 08-31-2008, 11:26 AM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 771,473
A collection of Raymond Carver short stories.

A collection of Raymond Carver short stories.
Forum: General 08-31-2008, 11:25 AM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,482
salsa... *adds unecessary characters*

salsa... *adds unecessary characters*
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-31-2008, 11:23 AM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 961,964
Pan's Labyrinth. What a piece of shit.

Pan's Labyrinth. What a piece of shit.
Forum: General 08-31-2008, 11:20 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,204
Manfalldown...

Manfalldown...
Forum: General 08-31-2008, 11:19 AM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 272,187
Hug and cop a feel.

Hug and cop a feel.
Forum: General 08-31-2008, 06:07 AM
Replies: 186
Views: 47,236
Bwahahahaha.

Bwahahahaha.
Forum: Literature 08-30-2008, 01:38 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,405
I really like the first two lines, but really,...

I really like the first two lines, but really, really dislike the last two. The in-between is very bitty; I like the image of shops becoming museums, but can't abide "the people out after six are the...
Forum: General 08-30-2008, 01:30 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 10,270
You wouldn't have in the US. It's Southend for...

You wouldn't have in the US. It's Southend for "In Trouble". :)

I figured you weren't being aggressive, just remembered that I'm talking to a parent-to-be. Some people get touchy about that stuff.
Forum: Literature 08-30-2008, 01:24 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,606
Sure, sounds good.

Sure, sounds good.
Forum: General 08-30-2008, 01:23 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,482
Ice-cream...

Ice-cream...
Forum: General 08-30-2008, 12:55 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 10,270
Yeah, it denotes accidental and unwanted, which...

Yeah, it denotes accidental and unwanted, which it would be for me. I'm 16 and single.

Not the most attractive cluster of words, though, I'll grant you. Sometimes I forget myself and talk like......
Forum: General 08-30-2008, 12:40 PM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 272,187
Lie on back and take one from for the post count!

Lie on back and take one from for the post count!
Forum: Literature 08-30-2008, 12:39 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,606
I'm posting a lot in the game threads to try and...

I'm posting a lot in the game threads to try and get my post count up, but I can feel my IQ dropping and the depression is kicking in. I'm set up to receive email through my account, please send...
Forum: General 08-30-2008, 12:20 PM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 272,187
Fuck til the baby resembles a pound of bruised...

Fuck til the baby resembles a pound of bruised meat and begs for death.

Wait, how did this conversation suddenly turn so wrong?...
Forum: Literature 08-30-2008, 12:14 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,606
I'll do that, thanks. JCC and I were talking...

I'll do that, thanks.

JCC and I were talking about you the other night, and I asked if your poetry was any good. Exact words: "Yeah. The prick." :D

He'll probably kill me for telling you that,...
Forum: General 08-30-2008, 11:55 AM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 272,187
Ride hard like a pony!

Ride hard like a pony!
Forum: General 08-30-2008, 11:53 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 10,270
If I accidentally got up the stick and it was a...

If I accidentally got up the stick and it was a boy, I'd call it Dylan. Mainly because I like the name, but by happy coincidence it'd also double as a tribute to Bob.

Not particularly unique, but...
Forum: General 08-30-2008, 10:51 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 5,330
That's bullshit, because by bowing to Andrew...

That's bullshit, because by bowing to Andrew Eldritch you inform us that you're a mere flunky.

The Tories will win the next election, and there shall be ten thousand years of darkness.
Forum: General 08-30-2008, 10:49 AM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 272,187
Fuck. All this hugging - give it up already. ;)

Fuck. All this hugging - give it up already. ;)
Forum: Literature 08-30-2008, 10:44 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,157
Not necessarily - at least, not good poetry. Most...

Not necessarily - at least, not good poetry. Most emotions are essentially universal. That's why virtually all these kind of poems sound the same.

I'm not saying emotion is always a bad basis for...
Forum: Whining 08-30-2008, 10:37 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,013
Hey, no worries - I didn't mean it in a pissy...

Hey, no worries - I didn't mean it in a pissy way. I'm always up for recipe collecting. :D
Forum: Whining 08-30-2008, 08:04 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,013
I made a thread called "Cookery" a while back in...

I made a thread called "Cookery" a while back in General and people posted some awesome recipes in there for home-made soup, chilli and stuff like that. You might want to dig it out and take a look,...
Forum: General 08-30-2008, 07:54 AM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 272,187
I'd hug ya. *hugs ya*

I'd hug ya. *hugs ya*
Forum: Literature 08-30-2008, 01:23 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,606
Deal. Oh to the game threads we go... *sigh*

Deal.

Oh to the game threads we go... *sigh*
Forum: Whining 08-26-2008, 11:12 AM
Replies: 217
Views: 17,054
Thank you! I was just about to make this post,...

Thank you! I was just about to make this post, because YES, fucking yes it stopped me!

Is it that damn hard to deny yourself a can of Coke just because it kills people, poisons water supplies and...
Forum: Introductions 08-25-2008, 09:50 AM
Replies: 148
Views: 14,740
I'm trying not to judge you, but it's hard...

I'm trying not to judge you, but it's hard...
Forum: Literature 08-25-2008, 09:48 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,431
This is why I've learned to right-click and copy...

This is why I've learned to right-click and copy before attempting to post anything long. LOL.
Forum: Literature 08-25-2008, 09:46 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,606
Has JCC seen your stuff? I'd love to read some if...

Has JCC seen your stuff? I'd love to read some if you're up for showing it, even if you sent it by PM or email. I understand if you'd rather keep it to yourself though. Just interested.
Forum: General 08-25-2008, 09:32 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,251
That's not always wrong, sometimes it's necessary.

That's not always wrong, sometimes it's necessary.
Forum: General 08-25-2008, 09:29 AM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 350,090
I'm alone, and bored, and wondering if I can be...

I'm alone, and bored, and wondering if I can be bothered to go out for wine.
Forum: Fashion 08-23-2008, 07:14 AM
Replies: 413
Views: 59,748
I think I'm with Apathy on this one. Once you...

I think I'm with Apathy on this one. Once you physically attack someone, you have only yourself to blame if you end up getting your ass handed to you. (Exceptions only in cases of extreme cruel...
Forum: Literature 08-23-2008, 07:06 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,726
I have tons of theories on this, but it would...

I have tons of theories on this, but it would take forever to type them all out. I would say that the serial killer is one of the new incarnations of the gothic anti-hero (Patrick Bateman, Hannibal...
Forum: Literature 08-23-2008, 06:56 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,881
This has emotion, but it does kind of violate the...

This has emotion, but it does kind of violate the "show, don't tell" rule.
Forum: General 08-23-2008, 06:51 AM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 272,187
Hug, you're cute but you look a bit young for me.

Hug, you're cute but you look a bit young for me.
Forum: Literature 08-23-2008, 06:41 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,431
Apathy, when you interpret a poem it's like you...

Apathy, when you interpret a poem it's like you can look inside my head. To those who were confused by the last two lines, he's pretty much nailed it - the god is NOT literal. The paedophile and rose...
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