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Forum: General 09-25-2005, 03:49 PM
Replies: 22,630
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Posted By Maimy
Hm. When I scroll down, I see a bunch of...

Hm. When I scroll down, I see a bunch of emoticons, then "show your signature", "automatically parse links", "disable smilies", followed by thread subscription options, and a ratings option. From...
Forum: General 09-24-2005, 08:57 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Hey there, kiddo. I don't know that I have...

Hey there, kiddo. I don't know that I have "returned" as such, but I cruised by for a bit tonight. Mael emailed OTFW a couple weeks ago asking us all to come in, so how could I refuse?

Still not...
Forum: General 09-24-2005, 08:12 PM
Replies: 22,630
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Posted By Maimy
Stopped in to say hi to Mael, and saw TStone...

Stopped in to say hi to Mael, and saw TStone flattering me. Aww.

EE, the lady is gorgeous!



eta - Okay, in the FAQ it says to use the "browse" button to add attachments. I have no browse...
Forum: Whining 10-27-2004, 04:59 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 731,735
Posted By Maimy
Jade, luv - I'm not sure you are even big enough...

Jade, luv - I'm not sure you are even big enough for gastric bypass. Even if you are: A few things about it experienced by my friend the WalkingBitch, who was not told in advance ...

>>She's had...
Forum: General 10-24-2004, 07:22 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 12,134
Posted By Maimy
1) Wrong. I was 20. 2) A voyeur is...

1) Wrong. I was 20.

2) A voyeur is someone who likes to watch. Etymologically, I believe 'view' and 'voyeur' are related.


Also:

Mark, hon - you always make me smile. Though I don't...
Forum: Fashion 10-24-2004, 07:13 PM
Replies: 295
Views: 78,806
Posted By Maimy
Frankly, on the couple of occasions I've worn...

Frankly, on the couple of occasions I've worn black lipstick, 'looking dead' had zero whatsoever to do with it. I like a high-contrast of color values. It doesn't get much higher contrast than my...
Forum: General 10-23-2004, 02:59 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 12,134
Posted By Maimy
Erm. There are things I cannot in good...

Erm. There are things I cannot in good conscience post on this board, but for those with some blinders to somewhat graphic works of smut, feel free to click over to a place I've begun some...
Forum: General 10-20-2004, 07:21 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 12,134
Posted By Maimy
T: Hee. (Teehee.) *Gigglesnort*

T: Hee.

(Teehee.)

*Gigglesnort*
Forum: General 10-20-2004, 06:05 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Eso, I can tell you from 22 years' experience...

Eso, I can tell you from 22 years' experience with one: Plump asses are the ones everyone loves the best. Treasure your plump ass. I know many of us would, were you but 'of age'. ;)
Forum: General 10-20-2004, 05:50 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 12,134
Posted By Maimy
Yes. On polotics, I agree. Been avoiding that...

Yes. On polotics, I agree. Been avoiding that one like a double wide grave, if I may be so bold to borrow a line from you, Maimy?[/quote]

No problemo, T ... though I confess, it's usually coming...
Forum: General 10-20-2004, 05:34 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
and yet i swore i was the only human alive with...

and yet i swore i was the only human alive with that dorky habit..


in other news.. i am now once again single..
it amazes me how some men just can't control their second heads.. :shock:[/quote]...
Forum: General 10-19-2004, 06:32 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 12,134
Posted By Maimy
*Bumpity-bump-up* I had a perverse desire to...

*Bumpity-bump-up*

I had a perverse desire to talk about anything but politics.

So, naturally, sex came to mind. I haven't had it in two and a half months (not that I'd be counting), and would...
Forum: General 10-18-2004, 05:32 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
*Noticing that if, after this post, I find two...

*Noticing that if, after this post, I find two more things to blather about, I will graduate from Elder Gothdom tonight ... which is sad, because I like that level of the heirarchy*

So.

Am I...
Forum: General 10-18-2004, 05:24 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
Every time I log in here, I think to myself,...

Every time I log in here, I think to myself, "Welcome to my Dooky Spoompit."

Of course, a few years back when the Brunching Shuttlecocks site was still alive, I always used to think, "Sprunching...
Forum: General 10-13-2004, 04:36 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
You know you are tired when this reads, Here is...

You know you are tired when this reads, Here is the latest friend a picture of mine took ...

*Must eat*
Forum: General 10-11-2004, 05:28 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Wolfie, you took the words right out of kog3100's...

Wolfie, you took the words right out of kog3100's mouth.

Punk: I'm sorry ... no. These lips, while not 'reserved' in the sense of discretion, are pretty much spoiled for anything but the mouth...
Forum: General 10-11-2004, 05:17 PM
Replies: 477
Views: 84,709
Posted By Maimy
Kau*************** - I know he researched very...

Kau*************** - I know he researched very carefully, so would be surprised if the O were incorrect. But it basically means 'the sacred rains on the mountain of Hina'. She's pretty sacred, our...
Forum: Whining 10-11-2004, 04:10 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 731,735
Posted By Maimy
Sadder, I will not tell you what to do as others...

Sadder, I will not tell you what to do as others have done. My advice is yours to ignore. But take it for what it is worth: Experience can speak intelligently.

You have to decide what you will...
Forum: General 10-07-2004, 04:02 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Wolfie, my love ... this is likely the dirtiest...

Wolfie, my love ... this is likely the dirtiest picture I will ever put anywhere public, in a way - but it is just for you. (The rest of ya's: TURN AWAY.)
Forum: General 10-04-2004, 07:09 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
TStone's secret identity: Silky-coated miniature...

TStone's secret identity: Silky-coated miniature stallion named Reflection, who likes to give kisses and get led around by veeery young girls in black spandex and cowboy hats ...

As if we did not...
Forum: General 10-04-2004, 06:23 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
TStone, my stallion ... these are for you. ...

TStone, my stallion ... these are for you.

(In "I'm so un-goth" refutation to Giga's enormously appreciated estimation ...)
Forum: General 10-03-2004, 06:39 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
One for Wolfie, and one for EE (with a shirt MUCH...

One for Wolfie, and one for EE (with a shirt MUCH like Jane's - but toting 30-something cleavage ...).

I'll let y'all assume which is which!
Forum: General 10-01-2004, 07:15 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Hell, EE - you make us all smile. Fair's fair. ...

Hell, EE - you make us all smile. Fair's fair.

*Blush-inducing smooches on that smooth scalp of your'n*

Hee.

OTFW, you ever-lovin' freak ...

I aim to please.
Forum: General 10-01-2004, 07:09 PM
Replies: 477
Views: 84,709
Posted By Maimy
punkirony, my big brother has been...

punkirony, my big brother has been archaeologizing in your neck of the woods off and on for about - sheesh, thirteen or fourteen years now ... I believe Moloka'i is his favorite of the islands.
...
Forum: General 09-30-2004, 06:09 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Only because you beat me, OTFW. I was going to...

Only because you beat me, OTFW. I was going to say "wide, clear, beautiful and intelligent", and add some stuff about Akhira's wholly lovely presence in all of her features and expression, though.
...
Forum: General 09-29-2004, 07:43 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
I'm a child of the 80s as well, but it tends to...

I'm a child of the 80s as well, but it tends to manifest in short, tight skirts and high, pointy shoes ...
Forum: General 09-14-2004, 04:45 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Geez, y'all - the door's wide open and nobody's...

Geez, y'all - the door's wide open and nobody's gone through. Guess it's up to me.

"Mmmmn. Pussy shots."



*Missing my actual feline, two years ago this month*
Forum: General 09-05-2004, 09:24 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Ice, because I am an old woman whose uncensored...

Ice, because I am an old woman whose uncensored responses to your photo would be inappropriate at best, I will stick with the following:

Thank you. Good to put a face to the name at last. It is...
Forum: Whining 09-05-2004, 09:06 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 731,735
Posted By Maimy
Fuck me gently with a chain saw. It wasn't...

Fuck me gently with a chain saw. It wasn't enough to go through a flood which killed a woman less than a mile from my home, caused (at only the *first* estimate) $60,000,000 in damage to my city,...
Forum: General 09-03-2004, 06:47 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
I need to *get* my hair layerd a little. Hell, I...

I need to *get* my hair layerd a little. Hell, I haven't even had a trim since last November. *Sigh* (It is past my waist now, but I don't think it's to my hips. And I certainly don't have the...
Forum: General 09-03-2004, 03:46 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Oh, and Wolfie my beauty: kog3100 sends his...

Oh, and Wolfie my beauty: kog3100 sends his congratulations.

*Kisses*

(*Not THAT kind, TStone* *Not this time ...*)
Forum: General 09-03-2004, 03:43 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Soul. Baby. *Meow* Also: I'll, ah, cut...

Soul. Baby. *Meow*

Also: I'll, ah, cut your bangs for you, petal ... I got pretty damned good at it during the Bettie Years. (Note that the current iteration of bangs is decidedly not-Bettie,...
Forum: General 09-02-2004, 07:39 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Wolfie, my sweet love, congratulations on the...

Wolfie, my sweet love, congratulations on the cub-to-be. Wonderful news!

For you, petal-sweet (I got, shall we say, a wild hair and cut some bangs):
Forum: General 08-28-2004, 10:04 AM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 220,186
Posted By Maimy
Am I dim for not understanding how this thread is...

Am I dim for not understanding how this thread is different from News of the Day?

Just wonderin'.
Forum: General 08-20-2004, 06:57 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Bet you still have that poster of Kip, wearing...

Bet you still have that poster of Kip, wearing his skin tight acid-washed blue jeans, and 40 gallons of hair spray too.[/quote]

Dude.

"She's a leather glove"????
Forum: General 08-19-2004, 07:15 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
Whatever else we had to deal with, and whatever...

Whatever else we had to deal with, and whatever else is gone now that LL/BB/Bex is banned ...

The phrase "hump you till your nipples fall off" is still a keeper.
Forum: General 08-18-2004, 06:33 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
I cannot see the sweet, succulent Mizz Caramel. ...

I cannot see the sweet, succulent Mizz Caramel. *Sad*




Yes, Bexxle.

Yes, you are.
Forum: General 08-16-2004, 07:33 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Okay, let me get this straight. What you do...

Okay, let me get this straight.

What you do is, you go to a place you've never been before.

You HARANGUE people to give their opinions about you.

Then, when - shockingly - opinions arrive...
Forum: General 08-15-2004, 07:09 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Just for Wolfie:

Just for Wolfie:
Forum: General 08-15-2004, 07:02 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
Wolfie, you make me think of my grandma, going...

Wolfie, you make me think of my grandma, going outside when she was 92 and looking at the moon. Our whole family love to watch the excitement above us - lunar eclipses, storm-dyed skies, meteor...
Forum: General 08-09-2004, 03:18 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
I should be able to fix it in a trice. But thank...

I should be able to fix it in a trice. But thank you all!

*Grin*

Akhira, it's better if you snap someone's delicate skin than if the rubber just breaks itself ... heh.

By the way, I meant...
Forum: General 08-08-2004, 01:10 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
The straps are rubber, and the one on the right...

The straps are rubber, and the one on the right just snapped at some point late in the evening.

I do love some of Lip Service's work, but it is sadly below the most premium quality.

*Sigh*
...
Forum: General 08-08-2004, 08:42 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
My first night out on my own. These were...

My first night out on my own.

These were taken before my DRESS BROKE.

Ahem.
Forum: Whining 08-04-2004, 07:57 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 731,735
Posted By Maimy
Lovely and kind words from two people I dig like...

Lovely and kind words from two people I dig like flower beds.

And no quiet slapping sounds!

My thanks, gentlemen.
Forum: Whining 08-04-2004, 05:42 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 731,735
Posted By Maimy
Hey, y'all - look on the bright side: At least...

Hey, y'all - look on the bright side: At least you aren't me. Or kog3100.

He is relocating for work. We don't know anything about the people. We don't know when it starts, or how much it will...
Forum: General 07-30-2004, 06:26 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
TStone: I am enslaved by ElimiDate. I shall, in...

TStone: I am enslaved by ElimiDate. I shall, in all likelihood, watch it tonight - kog3100 is not here, I do not have cable, and I did not go out to get blotto. It is ... almost inevitable ...
...
Forum: General 07-29-2004, 08:13 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
You two DO look very much alike! The expression,...

You two DO look very much alike! The expression, but also the shape of your mouths. Wow. *Grin*
Forum: General 07-28-2004, 08:10 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Even as pixellated as that pic is showing up on...

Even as pixellated as that pic is showing up on my screen, your skin appears to glow. Very smooth and soft looking.

*Envy*

Gah. Don't worry about looking too young, petal. I just pumped a...
Forum: General 07-25-2004, 06:24 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 8,720
Posted By Maimy
I missed the LDS excitement, but am feeling...

I missed the LDS excitement, but am feeling strangely NOT robbed to have missed such abominable cosmetic choices.

And not-such-great boobies.

*Whew*

However: The rumor goes that Wolfie is...
Forum: General 07-15-2004, 04:18 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
LOL - You kiddin'? kog3100 LOVES it when others...

LOL - You kiddin'? kog3100 LOVES it when others dig me. He's the one who takes me home. (Not a man of small confidence, that one. Not a man in whom it is misplaced, either ...) This actually...
Forum: General 07-14-2004, 07:15 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Tryin' to do my best EPS pout, y'know.

Tryin' to do my best EPS pout, y'know.
Forum: General 07-14-2004, 06:35 PM
Replies: 22,630
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Posted By Maimy
And more. Just for the conceit.

And more. Just for the conceit.
Forum: General 07-14-2004, 06:31 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Yeh, you piece of ass you. :lol: [/quote] ...

Yeh, you piece of ass you.

:lol: [/quote]

Thank you, petal. *Moue*



Okay, this thread has been surprisingly dead lately. I'll brave the slings and arrows of someone who just yelled at...
Forum: General 07-13-2004, 03:49 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 22,630
Posted By Maimy
Stop it, or I'm'a kiss you both.

Stop it, or I'm'a kiss you both.
Forum: General 07-12-2004, 08:08 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 22,630
Posted By Maimy
The man makes a good point. Any "kog3100 and...

The man makes a good point. Any "kog3100 and Maimy" accusations here ought to be 90% my bad.




Y'know, coming down to it, most of my PDA around here is pretty evenly distributed across all...
Forum: General 07-07-2004, 04:31 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
T, you magnificent pagan beast, and Akhira, my...

T, you magnificent pagan beast, and Akhira, my adored one, I take all honor at such flattery (and kog3100 more than agrees: He is definitely the sweeter of the two of us). edible_eye ... hm. You...
Forum: Fashion 07-07-2004, 04:12 PM
Replies: 295
Views: 78,806
Posted By Maimy
Manic Panic does have a good looking gunmetal...

Manic Panic does have a good looking gunmetal grey, but my eBay connection is out of that one these days ...
Forum: General 07-06-2004, 05:52 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Farting around with an overexposed shot, I...

Farting around with an overexposed shot, I managed to salvage some features of sorts, but couldn't fix that silhouette of the hair. To be fair, that's a high ponytail taken from a really odd angle...
Forum: General 06-30-2004, 07:06 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
Re: oh

Whoa. Can't help but wonder who the baby fucked over to deserve this karma.



(TStone, I'm disappointed ... but I understand ...)
Forum: General 06-30-2004, 04:13 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Actually, I like that third one the best. ...

Actually, I like that third one the best. Grainy? Maybe. Y'all feeling exhausted? Maybe. But it really is the deepest pic. Me like.
Forum: General 06-29-2004, 06:06 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
The shape created by opposite hands of two lovers...

The shape created by opposite hands of two lovers entwined is graceful and perfect.

Heh.

(Of course, kog3100 and I don't make it with such symmetry. I am like nine inches shorter than he is,...
Forum: Whining 06-14-2004, 02:10 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 12,712
Posted By Maimy
But Empty, that wouldn't be very obedient to her...

But Empty, that wouldn't be very obedient to her husband ...


(For explanation of how that is a joke, see the Burn Your Bra Or Sarcasta "Feminist" Bloodspitter Will Come Hunt For Your...
Forum: Whining 06-14-2004, 01:47 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 12,712
Posted By Maimy
Sighting: One extraordinarily beautimous Lupus...

Sighting: One extraordinarily beautimous Lupus Pulcrhitudinous, June 14, 2004.

Baby? You with us?
Forum: General 06-10-2004, 05:19 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
That's another user's profile there, so if you...

That's another user's profile there, so if you used the PM button you'd be sending her a message, not me! *Grin*

Further randomness: I'm off tomorrow. National Day of Mourning.

"Thanks,...
Forum: General 06-09-2004, 05:36 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
Heh. ...

Heh.

http://lounge.bust.com/cgi-bin/discus/board-profile.cgi?action=view_profile&profile=kundi-users
Forum: General 06-09-2004, 08:48 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Dahlink - I don't wear spike collars, I wear...

Dahlink - I don't wear spike collars, I wear spike HEELS.

*Stomp*

Ooopsie!!

*Return huggin'*
Forum: General 06-09-2004, 05:46 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Giga, what you need to do is give me one of those...

Giga, what you need to do is give me one of those great big bear hugs.

Yep.

(Nice photo, luv.)
Forum: General 06-07-2004, 01:14 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Of course, there's precedent for crucifiction...

Of course, there's precedent for crucifiction reversing itself on the punishers you know ...
Forum: General 06-07-2004, 11:03 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
It's been a good while since we banned anyone...

It's been a good while since we banned anyone from the boards. Considering the option might not go amiss here.
Forum: General 06-07-2004, 11:01 AM
Replies: 477
Views: 84,709
Posted By Maimy
I had a granny in Cheraw, SC. Frankly, though it...

I had a granny in Cheraw, SC. Frankly, though it may not be a teriffically fashionable state, South Carolina really is lovely.
Forum: Whining 06-07-2004, 10:54 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 12,712
Posted By Maimy
Giga, it's pretty rare for you to leave a little...

Giga, it's pretty rare for you to leave a little 'tell' that English isn't your first language, but "Great Bang" has me smiling for all sorts of reasons. I think you mean The Big Bang, as in the...
Forum: General 06-04-2004, 01:25 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
Hee hee, Sephiroth_Magus_Macleod. *Giggle*

Hee hee, Sephiroth_Magus_Macleod. *Giggle*
Forum: Whining 06-04-2004, 12:24 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 12,712
Posted By Maimy
If Wolfie's husband IS a controlling 'wanker' who...

If Wolfie's husband IS a controlling 'wanker' who has overridden her personal choice, he sucks ass. If, however, she's come to this painful decision because she really thinks it's best, whatever her...
Forum: Whining 06-04-2004, 11:24 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 12,712
Posted By Maimy
The shame of this loss is that Wolfie has...

The shame of this loss is that Wolfie has committed to her husband not to read all the things we are saying. Yesterday is supposed to be the end of it for her. And yet, yesterday, Wolfie gave me...
Forum: General 06-03-2004, 10:04 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Yep. That's a back, that is. I like it. ...

Yep. That's a back, that is. I like it.

Babe, I have no new pics to post I don't think, and the 'puter at home is out of whack.

How about some fleurs?

A nice doggy?
Forum: General 06-02-2004, 12:13 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Not all those admirers are looking at me, kog3100...

Not all those admirers are looking at me, kog3100 ...
Forum: General 06-02-2004, 08:50 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Hee. Of course, you're a babe even without...

Hee.

Of course, you're a babe even without height requirements ... Lovely colors.
Forum: General 06-02-2004, 07:52 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
Ah, so that's what you call Kogs guys. ...

Ah, so that's what you call Kogs guys.

:evil:[/quote]

No. But I think it's best I not explain exactly what that means ...
Forum: General 06-02-2004, 07:40 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Thank you, spax. Rhapsody, pay as little...

Thank you, spax.

Rhapsody, pay as little attention to the drooling robot as you may care to. I seem to have created a monster.

Two years ago, that guy thought he didn't have a "type". Now...
Forum: Fashion 06-01-2004, 09:45 AM
Replies: 295
Views: 78,806
Posted By Maimy
I finally got around to doing black lipstick and...

I finally got around to doing black lipstick and taking photos. As I can't put 'em here, feel free to gawk in the Picture Post thread ...
Forum: General 06-01-2004, 09:36 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Underneath my cosmetic goops, I'm just this...

Underneath my cosmetic goops, I'm just this freckle-faced girl. Grazie, everyone.

Especially to Wolfie, for that pic.

And now, some random moments from this weekend, including one with kog3100...
Forum: General 06-01-2004, 09:10 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
I learned this weekend that liquid leather is...

I learned this weekend that liquid leather is remarkably absorbent.

That is all.
Forum: General 05-28-2004, 12:54 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Akhira: ROWR! I like that pic. *Smile*

Akhira: ROWR! I like that pic. *Smile*
Forum: General 05-27-2004, 10:22 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Poit!

Poit!
Forum: General 05-27-2004, 09:58 AM
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Posted By Maimy
Hee. Wolfie said "dinglehopper".

Hee.

Wolfie said "dinglehopper".
Forum: General 05-27-2004, 08:36 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Hardly irrelevant as I actually was not aware of...

Hardly irrelevant as I actually was not aware of this interesting tidbit... I wonder why it's so insulting? Either way, it seems that the comment was taken as it was intended... as a simple...
Forum: General 05-27-2004, 07:55 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
You have pillowy lips, sistah! What're you...

You have pillowy lips, sistah! What're you talking about??
Forum: General 05-27-2004, 07:17 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Very small note to the illustrious Gypsy ... ...

Very small note to the illustrious Gypsy ...

I know you, and therefore your compliments to people come with the understanding of who you really 'are' ... but there are women out there to whom the...
Forum: General 05-27-2004, 06:42 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Gypsy, I had a good time with that one too. Heh....

Gypsy, I had a good time with that one too. Heh.

BodNoirBabe, you are a BABE.

OTFW, those are ethereally lovely of you. DSL indeed! Hee.

Suiside, you're gorgeous. You also happen to...
Forum: General 05-26-2004, 03:02 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
And now, for the "AWWWW" moment. MAIMY KNOWS...

And now, for the "AWWWW" moment.

MAIMY KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS (Believe it, fella babies!):

November, 2002, it's bitterly cold and a friend of mine and I are out to see Blind Guardian because a...
Forum: General 05-26-2004, 02:39 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 47,555
Posted By Maimy
Re: masturbabtion

Fingertips ... ? *Smile*

BodnoirBabe, don't let it frustrate you.

I never masturbated to speak of until I was about thirty-five. I touched myself and loved the bod and all that good...
Forum: General 05-26-2004, 02:16 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
And now *I* can die happy ... Hee.

And now *I* can die happy ...

Hee.
Forum: General 05-26-2004, 01:45 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Ahem.

Ahem.
Forum: General 05-26-2004, 01:05 PM
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Posted By Maimy
*Pouting for effect*

*Pouting for effect*
Forum: General 05-26-2004, 09:21 AM
Replies: 234
Views: 30,535
Posted By Maimy
Funnily, he got VIRGIN correct several times. ...

Funnily, he got VIRGIN correct several times.

Coincidence?
Forum: General 05-24-2004, 10:15 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Mmmm. Homogenized, pasteurized, cheese food...

Mmmm. Homogenized, pasteurized, cheese food product.

Yummy.

EPS, you may be waiting for pics of me and Wolf-o-Matic Wild One together, but WE are just waiting for YOU to be the...
Forum: General 05-24-2004, 09:12 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Wolfie, my pet - have you SEEN a Target ad...

Wolfie, my pet - have you SEEN a Target ad recently? Mod is quite the thing. I'd advise you to stay well away from Ikea, too. They're very modly.
Forum: General 05-24-2004, 06:48 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Sephiroth_Magus_Macleod, you remind me very much...

Sephiroth_Magus_Macleod, you remind me very much of a friend of mine called Dark Jester. (That's a good thing.)

Yep.

Everybody's still ravishing.

That is all.
Forum: General 05-21-2004, 10:07 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Those pouty lips look mighty purty makin' a...

Those pouty lips look mighty purty makin' a smile, girl.
Forum: General 05-21-2004, 05:43 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
Oh - forgot. I actually had a random question: ...

Oh - forgot. I actually had a random question:

In what way is the fact that Jeffrey Dahmer was born on this day in 1960 "goth" history?
Forum: General 05-21-2004, 05:33 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
Girls. Spit take of the most spectacular variety...

Girls. Spit take of the most spectacular variety here. Thank de Lawd I am wearin' simple cotton knit.

*Wiping self down*

Sheesh.

Sphinxy minxes.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-20-2004, 05:31 AM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 984,170
Posted By Maimy
I cannot hear Peter O'Toole's name (or see it,...

I cannot hear Peter O'Toole's name (or see it, apparently) without thinking, "Muff O'Clit".

That is all.
Forum: General 05-19-2004, 07:45 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
drecian, you should put on a helmet for the...

drecian, you should put on a helmet for the impending pile-on of admirers.

Very nice locations for those photos. Is it a museum or a fine restaurant or something? (Or are you just filthy rich...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-18-2004, 06:49 PM
Replies: 102
Poll: Labyrinth
Views: 19,304
Posted By Maimy
The reason I just can't think of it as a kids'...

The reason I just can't think of it as a kids' movie ...

http://www.areaology.com/area.html
Forum: General 05-17-2004, 05:12 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
Yoiks. Okay ... Priest Toasties, you PM'd me to...

Yoiks. Okay ... Priest Toasties, you PM'd me to say you were sorry to drag me in, and that what you said to me there was the last you'd have *to* say - so I'll take your word for it and pretend...
Forum: General 05-17-2004, 02:50 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
Whoa. I did NOT mean to get myself into this...

Whoa.

I did NOT mean to get myself into this group shot, but ...

Hi. I'll be the cheerleader in the front with the pompoms in front of me.

The grin? It ain't real, folks.
Forum: General 05-17-2004, 11:56 AM
Replies: 22,630
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Posted By Maimy
Empty, my sistah, you just called me luscious. ...

Empty, my sistah, you just called me luscious. That gets you brownie points merely for being what kog3100 calls me. Then the Ritz reference - my bout of Southern Culture on the Skids yesterday,...
Forum: General 05-17-2004, 11:12 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
I want it understood, at least by our illustrious...

I want it understood, at least by our illustrious Coma/Priest - there's no animosity in my posting that. It just popped into my head.
Forum: General 05-17-2004, 11:03 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
In my efforts to keep balance in the universe,...

In my efforts to keep balance in the universe, let me again post ME ME ME ME as we keep kog3100 under wraps so he can increase that whole Mysteriousness thing he does ...
Forum: General 05-17-2004, 10:56 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
If it helps, Coma, you played all of us for fools...

If it helps, Coma, you played all of us for fools for a long time there ... so you're not alone ...
Forum: Politics 05-13-2004, 02:07 PM
Replies: 345
Views: 48,860
Posted By Maimy
Ladies and gents, this one is strictly between me...

Ladies and gents, this one is strictly between me and the bitch here ...

*Wrestling OTFW to the ground*

Pay no attention to what may appear to be a death struggle!

*OOF!*
*ZOT!*
*BAP!*...
Forum: General 05-13-2004, 01:21 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Oh, dearie me. I believe you ACCIDENTALLY...

Oh, dearie me. I believe you ACCIDENTALLY misspelled COME in there, Soulful One ...




Yer damn skippy.
Forum: General 05-13-2004, 10:48 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Makes you WANT to steal chocolate ...

Makes you WANT to steal chocolate ...
Forum: Politics 05-13-2004, 07:01 AM
Replies: 345
Views: 48,860
Posted By Maimy
Am I the only person who saw that Loy's tongue...

Am I the only person who saw that Loy's tongue appeared to be lodged in a cheek there?
Forum: General 05-12-2004, 01:24 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
This is true.

This is true.
Forum: Literature 05-12-2004, 11:56 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 19,047
Posted By Maimy
... But ... But ... Mael's the BabyDaddy! You...

... But ... But ... Mael's the BabyDaddy! You can't take the kids!

Heh.

Gypsy, I have the rhythm thing too. I will change an entire paragraph and jettison perfectly great words in order to...
Forum: General 05-12-2004, 07:53 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
I can dig it. Believe me, I'd love to "out"...

I can dig it.

Believe me, I'd love to "out" my Daemon. But we gotta respect the man's right to his mystery ...

Heh.
Forum: Literature 05-12-2004, 07:09 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 19,047
Posted By Maimy
Nah, not I. Just because I can make ComaPriest...

Nah, not I. Just because I can make ComaPriest cry without meaning to. Just because my smut has gotten people laid for seven years now. Just because I can go back to the first rickety pieces of a...
Forum: Literature 05-11-2004, 10:44 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 19,047
Posted By Maimy
Shh, kog3100. If you tell on me for cheating at...

Shh, kog3100. If you tell on me for cheating at another board, Wolfie'll kick my bootay!
Forum: Literature 05-11-2004, 08:41 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 19,047
Posted By Maimy
T, I can't even *tell* all THOSE stories ...

T, I can't even *tell* all THOSE stories ...
Forum: General 05-10-2004, 08:28 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Probably never, love. He's extraordinarily shy. ...

Probably never, love. He's extraordinarily shy. He's given me permission to share pics only privately, so if you want to email me I can show him to you, but he doesn't want to go public. *Grin*
...
Forum: General 05-10-2004, 08:17 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
Silver should have a tiny stamp on it somewhere...

Silver should have a tiny stamp on it somewhere saying either 925 or .925.
Forum: Politics 05-07-2004, 10:52 AM
Replies: 345
Views: 48,860
Posted By Maimy
Re: gay marriages

Ah. Dude. The change people are attempting to make is precisely the opposite. Right now, in the U.S., gays CANNOT get married. No law is in the works on that, it's already the state of things. ...
Forum: General 05-07-2004, 07:05 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Oh, dear - kog3100 keeps sending me spicy...

Oh, dear - kog3100 keeps sending me spicy pictures. Agh!

I must attempt to think tranquil and unsexy thoughts ...

"Mmmm. Wax paper ..."
Forum: General 05-07-2004, 06:48 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
I can't explain it, Retro, just reportin' the...

I can't explain it, Retro, just reportin' the facts. *Grin* It doesn't lessen the perfections of your other features, but it captures my attention.

"Pretty, pretty nose ..."

Hee.

Here are...
Forum: General 05-06-2004, 11:24 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Ah,so now we nose just what kind of Weirdo you...

Ah,so now we nose just what kind of Weirdo you are!!

:wink:[/quote]

Chica bonita - don't make me come down there and molest you, with your forbidding, sexy expression ...
Forum: General 05-06-2004, 09:31 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Retro, as big as your eyes are, as soft as your...

Retro, as big as your eyes are, as soft as your mouth is, as lush as your hair ... Your nose is driving me wild. It's beautiful.

I have a bit of a weird nose obsession. Comes from not having...
Forum: General 05-06-2004, 05:24 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Retro, you are unutterably hot.

Retro, you are unutterably hot.
Forum: General 05-04-2004, 03:12 PM
Replies: 233
Views: 41,940
Posted By Maimy
Part of my problem with the "born" thing is...

Part of my problem with the "born" thing is probably a very tenacious resistance to even be considered any one thing. I said back when I first joined that I am not a goth, not because I feel I don't...
Forum: General 05-04-2004, 10:16 AM
Replies: 233
Views: 41,940
Posted By Maimy
Strangely enough, I agree with fallenangel666 in...

Strangely enough, I agree with fallenangel666 in some ways. TStone, the way you put it more precisely manages my perspective here, but --

wait a minute. Dude. Did I just say "manages my...
Forum: General 04-28-2004, 06:37 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Neat trick, being an Older Woman and looking like...

Neat trick, being an Older Woman and looking like a nubile youngster, eh?

*Be's all purty*
Forum: Introductions 04-28-2004, 06:32 AM
Replies: 371
Views: 56,227
Posted By Maimy
Sweet thing. *Grin*

Sweet thing. *Grin*
Forum: General 04-28-2004, 06:30 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 12,134
Posted By Maimy
It was very difficult for me to accept this...

It was very difficult for me to accept this woman's choices. But, in the end, I had to make a conscious decision to remember that my context is not the only valid one. I believe her to be intensely...
Forum: General 04-26-2004, 06:21 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
kog3100, since I can't share some things, I will...

kog3100, since I can't share some things, I will share this instead.

This photo looks more like what I think I look like than any others I know of ...
Forum: General 04-22-2004, 08:04 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
SuicideJade, you remind me a great deal of a...

SuicideJade, you remind me a great deal of a friend at my office who's bubbly and sweet and about the nicest person here. She's a doll, so you are too.

Nice to have a face to put to your name!
Forum: Music 04-21-2004, 05:33 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 11,155
Posted By Maimy
My response was really to Dante, not you petal. ...

My response was really to Dante, not you petal. The first post here came off as an allegation that anyone might "become" goth based on some instruction from a song lyric, which seemed to me an...
Forum: Music 04-20-2004, 06:11 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 11,155
Posted By Maimy
The thing about music is that its effect can be...

The thing about music is that its effect can be inexplicably powerful. I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with allowing music to inform your style and even identity when you're still...
Forum: General 04-18-2004, 05:42 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
Oh, I was just kidding along. Won't speak for...

Oh, I was just kidding along. Won't speak for kog3100 on this one, though. He'll have to decide for himself whether strangeness is okay with him ...

Heh.
Forum: General 04-17-2004, 02:25 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
Maelstrom is hoarding all the fucking cigars... ...

Maelstrom is hoarding all the fucking cigars...

Um, I like Kog and all... but my mommy told me to accept drugs only from people I know, not strangers...
And he is definatley strange.
:D...
Forum: General 04-16-2004, 07:54 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Nikole, she had a problem earlier in the thread,...

Nikole, she had a problem earlier in the thread, I think she was genuinely asking.

Suicide (sorry kiddo, I can't misspell that for you, even on purpose ...) if the instructions aren't clear, the...
Forum: General 04-16-2004, 10:59 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
black_fairy, the best part is she and I had not...

black_fairy, the best part is she and I had not talked in more than a dozen years since college, and were friendly acquaintances at another message board for about two years or more, when we found...
Forum: General 04-16-2004, 05:33 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
A friend of mine is a jewelry designer. She...

A friend of mine is a jewelry designer. She created the necklace just for me (and the matching earrings - notice, notice!).

Go see her: http://webpages.charter.net/whitegrove/

And now see me:
Forum: General 04-14-2004, 02:35 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Sounds rather appealing, actually, petal ...

Sounds rather appealing, actually, petal ...
Forum: General 04-14-2004, 01:33 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
As random a post as ever I have made ... ...

As random a post as ever I have made ...



Some time about seven years ago or so, there was a very short-lived Saturday morning cartoon called, if I remember correctly, "Ned's Nightmares". It...
Forum: General 04-14-2004, 06:11 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
Actually, I believe it WAS invented by a woman...

Actually, I believe it WAS invented by a woman ... as an alternative to corselets, corsets, etc. Which, when you think about it, really *is* an improvement. The history of...
Forum: General 04-13-2004, 10:29 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
My grandfather was born in 1895. His younger...

My grandfather was born in 1895.

His younger brother, who lived to 103, died just weeks before 01-01-01; nearly living in three separate centuries singlehandedly. (Yes, we are gits who start...
Forum: General 04-12-2004, 05:54 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
In a slightly belated response ... hon, that was...

In a slightly belated response ... hon, that was the avatar you made for me, remember. How's the other one comin'?

*Grin*

(To everyone else - yes, I am more responsive to kog3100 in "real...
Forum: General 04-07-2004, 05:23 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Oh, man - this is funny for so many reasons I...

Oh, man - this is funny for so many reasons I can't even relate them all ...
Forum: General 04-07-2004, 01:58 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Wouldn't that be akin to trying to ignore a body...

Wouldn't that be akin to trying to ignore a body cavity search?[/quote]

I never said it was easy, girl.
Forum: General 04-07-2004, 12:52 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
*Trying VEEERRY hard to ignore EPS and OTFW right...

*Trying VEEERRY hard to ignore EPS and OTFW right now*

Very pretty, black_fairy. *Smile*
Forum: General 04-07-2004, 08:22 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
I, for one, have never been able to see...

I, for one, have never been able to see Suzuhara's photos. Could be I'm not the only one ...

[ed. to note - oh, my apologies, Tekno. Must have opened the posting window before yours showed up. ...
Forum: General 04-05-2004, 06:37 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Thank you for that image, randall. She's...

Thank you for that image, randall. She's beautiful.

(Daughters who look like daddies aren't all bad ... *grin*)
Forum: General 03-31-2004, 05:44 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
*Lived in the midwest for about eight years* ...

*Lived in the midwest for about eight years*

*Gets the joke*
Forum: General 03-31-2004, 06:07 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Guys #1 and 2 were friends of mine who didn't...

Guys #1 and 2 were friends of mine who didn't really have any interest in my breasts. The exchange was interchangeable - it never mattered who said what, because it was just an irrelevant joke. ...
Forum: General 03-31-2004, 05:38 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Little known fact: kog3100 was created in a...

Little known fact: kog3100 was created in a laboratory. By angels and daemons!

'strue.
Forum: General 03-30-2004, 06:33 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
What my guy friends used to say to each other...

What my guy friends used to say to each other about me:

Guy Friend #1: More than a mouthful's a waste!

Guy Friend #2: Yeah, but it sure is a shame to starve a guy ...
Forum: Whining 03-30-2004, 06:03 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 11,649
Posted By Maimy
The way it reads, it sounds more like suicide is...

The way it reads, it sounds more like suicide is the acutal homework assignment. "For homework" - like "I have six geometry problems, an essay on Dante, and two chapters to read in History for...
Forum: General 03-29-2004, 11:03 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
I'll say it: "PRAYshus!" It's enough to...

I'll say it:

"PRAYshus!"

It's enough to make ya upchuck. Seriously puke-worthy. Just disgusting, cute, sweet, and all those horrid adjectives.

Almost as bad as the way I look at kog3100...
Forum: General 03-26-2004, 08:45 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
In every possible sense of the words: Hot...

In every possible sense of the words:

Hot mama.
Forum: General 03-26-2004, 05:54 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
In any case, a good picture. *Quiet slapping...

In any case, a good picture.

*Quiet slapping sounds*

(*Lapping sounds, maybe?*)

Hee.
Forum: General 03-25-2004, 05:06 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Daz: Wrong. :D

Daz: Wrong. :D
Forum: General 03-25-2004, 06:04 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Empty, you're turning into a penguin. Stop that.

Empty, you're turning into a penguin. Stop that.
Forum: General 03-24-2004, 05:42 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Actually, the real reason I don't post a pic of...

Actually, the real reason I don't post a pic of kog3100 is that he aligns rather frighteningly well with many of the physical descriptions of ideal mates listed in threads discussing amorous and...
Forum: General 03-23-2004, 05:19 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Yes, but kog3100 is significantly scarier than...

Yes, but kog3100 is significantly scarier than she is. I am aware that looks are generally deceiving, and she's probably a ninja who could fillet you six ways to Sunday. But kog3100 could cut off...
Forum: General 03-22-2004, 05:54 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
kog3100 would cill me deader than Mister...

kog3100 would cill me deader than Mister Robinson's landlord if I posted a pic of him.

So! Settle for a shot of my boobs ...

an then my my best friend's ...
Forum: General 03-22-2004, 11:55 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
I have been spoken to ... and misspelled ... by...

I have been spoken to ... and misspelled ... by WeaselBoy.

I'll never wash these eyeballs again!

Maizy. It's kinda cute.
Forum: General 03-18-2004, 05:34 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
Typically nonconformist, I answer to no spell but...

Typically nonconformist, I answer to no spell but kog3100's. MrM and psyche have no effect upon me ...
Forum: General 03-15-2004, 11:17 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
EPS, a friend of mine sent that to me this...

EPS, a friend of mine sent that to me this morning, and we've been giggling about the phrase "undead lobsters" with a little too much enthusiasm.

Who's going to write the obvious Next Submission...
Forum: General 03-15-2004, 08:17 AM
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Posted By Maimy
LOL - the rarest gift I can give ... a short...

LOL - the rarest gift I can give ... a short post.

*Grin*
Forum: General 03-15-2004, 06:41 AM
Replies: 22,630
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Posted By Maimy
Hey, her breasts are a bit of a big deal to her...

Hey, her breasts are a bit of a big deal to her (pardon the pun). We've been friends since the age of 12 (that's two dozen years for them as has paid some attention), and she used to be build like a...
Forum: General 03-15-2004, 06:33 AM
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Posted By Maimy
WeaselBoy has about the best eyebrows I have seen...

WeaselBoy has about the best eyebrows I have seen on a guy in a long time. And that is a Very Good Thing, to me.

[requisite disclaimer]
Mind you, this takes nothing away from kog3100 whatsoever,...
Forum: General 03-15-2004, 06:10 AM
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Posted By Maimy
... like an undammed flood ... *empathy and...

... like an undammed flood ...

*empathy and no words this time*
Forum: General 03-14-2004, 07:32 PM
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Posted By Maimy
EPS: Fast becoming my favorite poetess for her...

EPS: Fast becoming my favorite poetess for her funnier verses. Holy smack, that was funny.

And, quite likely, accurate. I can imagine a few girls getting a bit messy, also.

eso, where've you...
Forum: Introductions 03-12-2004, 01:35 PM
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Views: 56,227
Posted By Maimy
That point is the elusive moment youth becomes...

That point is the elusive moment youth becomes more attractive than experience. Generally, that's the day you become legal. Until you are 18 or 21 or whatever age gives you the freedoms to do as...
Forum: Introductions 03-12-2004, 06:14 AM
Replies: 371
Views: 56,227
Posted By Maimy
36, and I earned every damned second of it. I...

36, and I earned every damned second of it. I love not lying about my age, because people so frequently boggle when I tell them.

kog3100 recently kept an entire party's worth of guessers at bay...
Forum: General 03-10-2004, 10:36 AM
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Posted By Maimy
Ahem. My first thought was "what the...

Ahem.



My first thought was "what the fuck????"

My second was ... "what the fuck - no seriously now????"

I think this little urchin PM'd me once when I first joined - tell me, does it...
Forum: General 03-10-2004, 09:57 AM
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Posted By Maimy
That's our Wolfie pet. Subtle with a capital B. ...

That's our Wolfie pet. Subtle with a capital B.

*Grin*
Forum: General 03-10-2004, 05:30 AM
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Posted By Maimy
Nice, Unspoken. Daz, you are a pleasure to...

Nice, Unspoken.

Daz, you are a pleasure to peek at!
Forum: General 03-10-2004, 05:25 AM
Replies: 477
Views: 84,709
Posted By Maimy
Aaliyah's in Tasmania, and Retro is an Aussie.

Aaliyah's in Tasmania, and Retro is an Aussie.
Forum: General 03-09-2004, 12:12 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 12,134
Posted By Maimy
Consent is the bottom line in this. What you...

Consent is the bottom line in this. What you want, neophyte, pales and gasps for weak breath in comparison to some of the things I have known people to desire in a sexual context. It's extreme, to...
Forum: General 03-09-2004, 10:29 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 12,134
Posted By Maimy
I hope this won't sound odd or offensive, but...

I hope this won't sound odd or offensive, but Wolfie, you seem to small to be a Domme. Friend #2 is a good sized girl, and my Manhattan Domme friend was over 6', over 250 pounds at the time she was...
Forum: General 03-09-2004, 05:40 AM
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Views: 12,134
Posted By Maimy
*Gigglesnort* Lovin' it, MrM. ...

*Gigglesnort*

Lovin' it, MrM.



Wolfie, she is an odd one. I think it's her very reluctance to "do" that led her to the dungeon, actually - doing unto others, rather than having done unto...
Forum: General 03-08-2004, 02:12 PM
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Posted By Maimy
Oh, then it's even better that those birthday...

Oh, then it's even better that those birthday pictures are well hidden ...

Hairball sex. Gross. Hilarious! But gross.

*Grins*
Forum: General 03-08-2004, 02:10 PM
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Posted By Maimy
And now I have a surreal retelling of "The...

And now I have a surreal retelling of "The Monkey's Paw" running through my head, with a quirky dialectic misspelling and odd dimensions changing things radically ...



The Monkey's Po.
The...
Forum: General 03-08-2004, 01:27 PM
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Posted By Maimy
I'm beginning to think you people have a thing...

I'm beginning to think you people have a thing for drunk chicks.

Unfortunately for y'all, the birthday pictures remain firmly under wraps.
Forum: General 03-08-2004, 12:21 PM
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Posted By Maimy
Hee. *Grin*

Hee.

*Grin*
Forum: General 03-08-2004, 10:11 AM
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Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Heh. And here I thought they merely wobbled...

Heh. And here I thought they merely wobbled slightly. Thank you, pet. *Lick!*
Forum: General 03-08-2004, 10:02 AM
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Views: 12,134
Posted By Maimy
Here's the thing - the above mess of nouns and...

Here's the thing - the above mess of nouns and verbs, properly sorted and translated into some coherent language, is actually a true story. There is a trio of friends I have been part of since I was...
Forum: General 03-08-2004, 09:21 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Nice juxtaposition of cherubic image with the...

Nice juxtaposition of cherubic image with the brutality of your sig ...
Forum: General 03-08-2004, 09:17 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 12,134
Posted By Maimy
I have this friend who does this thing, and when...

I have this friend who does this thing, and when this other friend found out about it (because friend #1 told her intentionally, because she is an Evil, Evil Wombat), the second friend went to a...
Forum: General 03-08-2004, 08:52 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
I went out this weekend, and there was vodka. ...

I went out this weekend, and there was vodka. Lessee if it shows ...
Forum: General 03-08-2004, 07:19 AM
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Posted By Maimy
HOT girl, comin' through! Nice, OTFW. ...

HOT girl, comin' through!

Nice, OTFW.

*Gazing*
Forum: General 03-02-2004, 02:30 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
EPS is very *bendy*. There are people who go mad...

EPS is very *bendy*. There are people who go mad for that kind of thing. Can you do it with your ankles, too, Stars?

fallenangel666, below the posting window on the Post a reply page there are...
Forum: General 03-02-2004, 01:16 PM
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Posted By Maimy
OTFW, I'd left the whip with the leopard bikini...

OTFW, I'd left the whip with the leopard bikini ...
*Wink!*

I hear Empty has a flamethrower, though. Wouldn't a whip be anticlimactic after that?

Heh.
Forum: General 03-02-2004, 12:59 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
Dang. I have no ass shots. How about my...

Dang. I have no ass shots. How about my campaign poster from when I was running for Town Slut at another board ... ?
Forum: General 03-02-2004, 10:46 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,455
Posted By Maimy
I'm going to be funny and post a really old photo...

I'm going to be funny and post a really old photo from The Bettie Years. I made a fairly good BPage - even dated one of her crappier biographers, actually, for a few months - but it got creepy when...
Forum: General 03-02-2004, 05:53 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
OTFW, you misunderstand me: I dig Bill Murray...

OTFW, you misunderstand me: I dig Bill Murray like a double wide grave. He seems ... almost a "subversive" element, in the context of Hollywood. I like, but never expected to see it. He's always...
Forum: General 03-01-2004, 11:15 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,405,902
Posted By Maimy
It was Penn, BFairy. Johnny Depp wasn't...

It was Penn, BFairy.

Johnny Depp wasn't going to beat out a gut-wrenchingly dramatic act like that one. But it was nifty to see Jack Sparrow even nominated. I liked this year's Best Actor crop. ...
Forum: Fashion 02-23-2004, 06:26 AM
Replies: 295
Views: 78,806
Posted By Maimy
Wolfie, if you look VEEERRY carefully at the pic...

Wolfie, if you look VEEERRY carefully at the pic of me in the purple PVC dress in the photo thread, you can see that my lips are a very glossy true blue. You know Sunkist's orange soda cans, orange...
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