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Forum: Whining 08-28-2012, 11:42 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
Dpn't feel bad. They treat young (which is anyone...

Dpn't feel bad. They treat young (which is anyone under 35) exactly the same way when they go in asking for a vasectomy. I can understand the reluctance to performing that procedure on someone under...
Forum: Whining 08-27-2012, 06:28 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 900
Posted By Mir
Yo face makes me weep mofo!!!!!

Yo face makes me weep mofo!!!!!
Forum: Whining 08-11-2012, 01:01 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 900
Posted By Mir
You know what else REALLY irks me? Soup!

You know what else REALLY irks me?

Soup!
Forum: Whining 08-10-2012, 08:20 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 900
Posted By Mir
Make soup! Delicious gawf soup!

Make soup! Delicious gawf soup!
Forum: Whining 08-09-2012, 10:41 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
Get well soon, I command thee! God damn, I...

Get well soon, I command thee!

God damn, I hope that festival was worth the broken toe and pneumonia! =]
Forum: General 08-09-2012, 10:38 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 788
Posted By Mir
That actually depends on the type of pie... <.<...

That actually depends on the type of pie... <.< >.>
Forum: Whining 08-09-2012, 08:19 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 900
Posted By Mir
AaaaaaaaI WILL NOT BE DENIED!!!! As your...

AaaaaaaaI WILL NOT BE DENIED!!!!

As your dark Overlord, I demand YOU SUBMIT TO MY WISHES! NOW!
Forum: Whining 08-09-2012, 08:18 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
I totally festishize Braillian women with their...

I totally festishize Braillian women with their big ole butts!

Yeah! Smack me down! I deserve it!
Forum: General 08-09-2012, 08:14 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 788
Posted By Mir
My signature pwns all ya'lls!

My signature pwns all ya'lls!
Forum: Whining 08-06-2012, 09:54 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 900
Posted By Mir
All YO FACES r belong to us! :readies...

All YO FACES r belong to us!

:readies tractor beam:
Forum: Whining 08-06-2012, 03:51 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 900
Posted By Mir
Yo face be fightin' words!!! : puts his...

Yo face be fightin' words!!!

: puts his dukes up :
Forum: General 08-06-2012, 12:37 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
Oh, I changed my domain. It's ->...

Oh, I changed my domain.

It's -> http://hmir.sdf.org/hmir.jpg <- now.

Oh, Jin. You look absolutely gorgeous without all the make-up! You should totally avoid make-up at all costs! =)
Forum: Whining 08-06-2012, 12:35 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 900
Posted By Mir
Do you know what REALLY irks me?

Yo face!

Yeah. I said it.
Forum: Whining 08-04-2012, 03:38 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
She was one helluva woman! I deleted my...

She was one helluva woman!

I deleted my MySpace account ages ago, and coupled with the fact that I do not have a facebook account either, I just lost all contact with lots of really awesome peeps...
Forum: Whining 08-04-2012, 03:29 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
The idea of the phrase 'another race' bothers me...

The idea of the phrase 'another race' bothers me for some reason, and it always makes me think of races in RPG games i.e. elves, dwarves, gnomes, etc.

No, I don't play games. Biggest waste of...
Forum: Whining 08-04-2012, 03:25 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 941
Posted By Mir
Yeah, I suppose I could get one of those and...

Yeah, I suppose I could get one of those and write '2012' on it with a permanent marker...
Forum: Whining 08-03-2012, 10:41 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 941
Posted By Mir
Way to rub it in! =(

Way to rub it in! =(
Forum: General 08-03-2012, 06:52 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 546
Posted By Mir
You've got far too much spare time on your...

You've got far too much spare time on your hands... <.<
Forum: Whining 08-03-2012, 01:23 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 941
Posted By Mir
Well, re: topic. This sucks. 2012 is halfway...

Well, re: topic. This sucks.

2012 is halfway over, and I still haven't gotten my dick sucked. What a bitch!
Forum: General 08-02-2012, 01:23 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Your boyfriend broke your toe?! That's domestic...

Your boyfriend broke your toe?! That's domestic abuse!!!

Seriously, though - I'm sure this is a lesson well learnt. Never mind the fact that it was an accident, you just never know what you're...
Forum: Literature 08-01-2012, 02:46 AM
Replies: 3,195
Views: 315,779
Posted By Mir
Wuthering heights by Emily Bronte for the...

Wuthering heights by Emily Bronte for the umpteenth time... <.< >.>
Forum: Whining 08-01-2012, 02:42 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 823
Posted By Mir
Party, drugs, girls/boys, alcohol? Lofty...

Party, drugs, girls/boys, alcohol? Lofty ambitions... :snorts:

I think you should just man/woman up. do your chores, and get good grades instead of moaning about it. Be glad for your lot in life....
Forum: General 08-01-2012, 02:36 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
Oh man! I remember those. Make me cringe every...

Oh man! I remember those. Make me cringe every single time! That guy was an iidiot. I'm still an idiot, but I'm not -that- idiot anymore. =D
Forum: General 08-01-2012, 02:34 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Or wear the wrong kind of footwear to festivals!...

Or wear the wrong kind of footwear to festivals! <.< >.>
Forum: General 07-29-2012, 12:41 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Sounds like you're talking about an...

Sounds like you're talking about an (ex?)partner...

If so, interesting analogy.
Forum: General 07-29-2012, 12:22 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
I wake up -every- morning looking like a tornado...

I wake up -every- morning looking like a tornado has styled my hair overnight.

It makes me a sad panda for baout 1.4 seconds. :/
Forum: General 07-27-2012, 10:18 AM
Replies: 1,460
Views: 41,829
Posted By Mir
So can I be a total douche bag for all of my...

So can I be a total douche bag for all of my life, and all I need to do is to just accept the gift of heaven when I am about to croak?

Sounds like a pretty good deal to me!
Forum: General 07-27-2012, 10:15 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
Oh, this one is easy. 26!

Oh, this one is easy.

26!
Forum: Whining 07-27-2012, 10:11 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
ha, I love the phrase "giving zero fucks about...

ha, I love the phrase "giving zero fucks about ....". Always makes me laugh.

If the cane thing doesn't work, invest in some guins. Couldn't help but notice your location information... <.< >.>
Forum: Whining 07-25-2012, 05:26 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
OH NO YOU DIDN'T.... :waggles a finger at you and...

OH NO YOU DIDN'T.... :waggles a finger at you and frowns:

:grins:
Forum: General 07-24-2012, 08:58 PM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
Catch: Aww, thanks! That's a nice avatar by...

Catch: Aww, thanks!

That's a nice avatar by the way! :grins:
Forum: General 07-23-2012, 11:17 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 9,311
Posted By Mir
Yeah. I remember this thread in all it's glory....

Yeah. I remember this thread in all it's glory. Too bad about the banninations. Shit was hilarious, and people that complained and got their panties in a twist just need to learn to ignore shit they...
Forum: General 07-23-2012, 11:11 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Heh. That stuff is great, but it -is- fiction! An...

Heh. That stuff is great, but it -is- fiction! An idealized version of who Apathy perceived me to be! Hilarious stuff, though.
Forum: Whining 07-23-2012, 11:07 PM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
You could always use the situation as motivation...

You could always use the situation as motivation for hurrying up with the unpacking/stowing away boxes process. You can even use your shins/knees as an excuse for getting your partner to do most of...
Forum: General 07-22-2012, 11:53 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Sure, if I'm ever in England... which is about as...

Sure, if I'm ever in England... which is about as unlikely as unlikely can get. We should just do skype drinking sessions! =D
Forum: Whining 07-22-2012, 11:51 PM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
I've always been quite fond of her. In fact, when...

I've always been quite fond of her. In fact, when she first arrived, I felt a little sorry for her. The level of abuse, disdain, vitriol, what have you - directed at her was positively cringeworthy. ...
Forum: Whining 07-22-2012, 11:49 PM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
You get brownie points for this.

You get brownie points for this.
Forum: Whining 07-22-2012, 03:56 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
Oh, Solumina! The pillar, the guiding light of...

Oh, Solumina! The pillar, the guiding light of gothix.net - what hath the Internets done to you make you so! :winks:

Who was this chick that ran off in a huff? Jin? Graveyard Crow?

The new and...
Forum: Whining 07-22-2012, 03:24 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
Stop sucking at life? That's harsh, Solumina!...

Stop sucking at life? That's harsh, Solumina! Harsh!

Verbane: This is not a gothic.net thing. If you're looking for acceptance or etc, Internets is completely the wrong place for you to be! Just...
Forum: General 07-21-2012, 08:26 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
CLAIRE SHAW!!! *squeals in delight!* =D ...

CLAIRE SHAW!!! *squeals in delight!* =D

*pulls Claire and Dennis into a tight, lingering grope hug*

Oh, wait! I meant Group hug! <_< >_>
Forum: General 07-21-2012, 12:56 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
http://hmir.jerq.org/hmir.jpg Oh how the...

http://hmir.jerq.org/hmir.jpg

Oh how the times have changed.
Forum: General 07-21-2012, 12:55 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
I have no idea what a Zomhapocalypse is! ...

I have no idea what a Zomhapocalypse is!

Coffee is great. Love the stuff. One huge problem I have with coffee, though, is that I always lit up a cigarette with a cup. Just a matter of re-training...
Forum: General 07-20-2012, 03:27 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
I quit smoking last week. The last remaining...

I quit smoking last week. The last remaining addiction I had left.

Looks like Internets is going to be the crutch I lean upon whilst I get over the physical and mental aspects of withdrawal.
Forum: General 07-19-2012, 01:39 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
How can I have been on here forever, and not that...

How can I have been on here forever, and not that long. all at the same time? :o
Forum: General 07-18-2012, 08:43 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Who are all you new people?!

Who are all you new people?!
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 10:31 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
So what do you do for fun?

So what do you do for fun?
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 10:29 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,589
Posted By Mir
Not as entertaining as I'd hoped.

Not as entertaining as I'd hoped.
Forum: General 09-12-2011, 11:57 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
God damn! Still as lovely as ever!

God damn! Still as lovely as ever!
Forum: Whining 09-12-2011, 11:55 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
Wachu doin' situps for? If I remember correctly,...

Wachu doin' situps for? If I remember correctly, you need mo' junk in yo trunk!
Forum: Whining 09-06-2011, 02:21 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
Aww, I missed you too! <3 So, what did I...

Aww, I missed you too! <3

So, what did I miss?
Forum: Whining 09-06-2011, 02:16 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
Other than avoiding those nasty drones dropping...

Other than avoiding those nasty drones dropping bombs on my mud hut, I'm pretty swell actually! What's going on in your world?
Forum: General 09-06-2011, 02:13 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Yep, that's it.

Yep, that's it.
Forum: General 09-05-2011, 10:31 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Bomb manufacturing, evading those pesky drones,...

Bomb manufacturing, evading those pesky drones, and pooping soup!
Forum: Whining 09-05-2011, 10:10 PM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
Not getting enough lulz lately! :/

Not getting enough lulz lately! :/
Forum: Music 09-05-2011, 10:05 PM
Replies: 272
Views: 23,771
Posted By Mir
Do penises count as instruments? 'cause I can...

Do penises count as instruments? 'cause I can totally rock those!
Forum: General 09-05-2011, 10:02 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Poop soup.

Poop soup.
Forum: General 02-22-2011, 02:54 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Wow. I see a lot of REALLY OLD threads being...

Wow. I see a lot of REALLY OLD threads being dragged up.
Forum: General 02-22-2011, 02:51 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,887
Posted By Mir
This thead was pure comic gold.

This thead was pure comic gold.
Forum: General 02-22-2011, 02:50 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,865
Posted By Mir
I felt compelled to post in this thread. How...

I felt compelled to post in this thread. How could I not? Talkin' shit is what I do best!
Forum: General 02-03-2011, 09:56 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,509
Posted By Mir
You got me!

You got me!
Forum: General 02-03-2011, 09:54 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,509
Posted By Mir
] Hey Apathy! Here and there. Just took my...

]

Hey Apathy! Here and there. Just took my faggotry to forums local to my area for the most part. :)
Forum: General 01-28-2011, 11:57 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,051
Posted By Mir
I'm just really disappointed. I walked into this...

I'm just really disappointed. I walked into this thread thinking it was about Depanan's mammoth penis.
Forum: General 01-28-2011, 11:55 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,509
Posted By Mir
Is it just me or are Jin, Superman, and LexLuthor...

Is it just me or are Jin, Superman, and LexLuthor the same person?
Forum: General 11-20-2010, 11:59 AM
Replies: 385
Views: 11,874
Posted By Mir
Same old shit, different day.

Same old shit, different day.
Forum: General 11-04-2010, 02:56 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 13,766
Posted By Mir
I thought only hippies believed in karma, and...

I thought only hippies believed in karma, and mostly because it is the sort of thing that fits perfectly with the hippie brand of lazy.
Forum: General 11-04-2010, 02:50 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 13,766
Posted By Mir
Damn it. I'm late.

Damn it. I'm late.
Forum: General 07-11-2010, 04:29 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
The big day has arrived. GO SPAIN!

The big day has arrived.

GO SPAIN!
Forum: General 07-08-2010, 11:05 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
Spain vs. Netherlands. My dream final becomes a...

Spain vs. Netherlands. My dream final becomes a reality!
Forum: General 07-06-2010, 01:35 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
YAYYYYYYYYYy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAYYYYYYYYYy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum: General 07-06-2010, 12:31 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
1 - 1! Who's your money on, Big Ben?

1 - 1!

Who's your money on, Big Ben?
Forum: General 07-06-2010, 05:09 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
Holland vs. Uruguay! Big Ben - are you...

Holland vs. Uruguay!

Big Ben - are you readyyy to rumbleeee?!
Forum: General 07-03-2010, 01:53 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
Based on Spain's match today, Germany will ****...

Based on Spain's match today, Germany will **** Spain.

I really hope I am wrong.
Forum: General 07-03-2010, 08:58 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
Argentina lost. =(

Argentina lost. =(
Forum: General 07-02-2010, 05:32 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
I hope Argentina and Spain make it through. ...

I hope Argentina and Spain make it through.

The Germany vs. Argentina game is going to be awesome. I hope that someone scores an early goal.
Forum: General 07-02-2010, 10:45 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
The Netherland win put a big smile on my face....

The Netherland win put a big smile on my face. Especially because I didn't think they'd win it, I was just hoping they would.

[ <--- always roots for the underdogs! ]

HEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE!
Forum: General 07-02-2010, 10:39 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
You remember saying; [ face rub ] ...

You remember saying;



[ face rub ]

=D
Forum: General 07-02-2010, 08:53 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That game was...

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That game was a classic!
Forum: General 07-02-2010, 06:16 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
Ben - 45 minutes to the Bra - Ned match!@#!@#!! ...

Ben - 45 minutes to the Bra - Ned match!@#!@#!!

Are you ready to rumble?
Forum: General 07-01-2010, 11:01 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
I'm cheering for; Holland *and* Brazil. ...

I'm cheering for;

Holland *and* Brazil.
Ghana.
Argentina.
Spain.
Forum: General 06-30-2010, 08:52 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
Portugal is gone. Spain roll on! *sings...

Portugal is gone.

Spain roll on!

*sings spanish lullaby*
Forum: General 06-27-2010, 12:26 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
That isn't how the world works! Certainly not...

That isn't how the world works! Certainly not England.

In other news, Argentina lead by 2 goals at half time. More bad refereeing!
Forum: General 06-27-2010, 08:50 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
Germany just stabbed England... in TEH FACE!!!!!

Germany just stabbed England... in TEH FACE!!!!!
Forum: General 06-26-2010, 07:32 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
GHANA GHANA GHANA!!!!!!!!!! Woooo! One of my...

GHANA GHANA GHANA!!!!!!!!!!

Woooo! One of my best friends is a Ghanian. I'm so stoked for him.
Forum: General 06-24-2010, 10:18 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
Oooh, wee! Pizza is on it's way. Holland game...

Oooh, wee! Pizza is on it's way. Holland game starts in an hour! Woo!
Forum: General 06-23-2010, 08:01 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
Wow, USA have a clear goal ruled out for offside....

Wow, USA have a clear goal ruled out for offside.

England leading Slovenia.
Forum: General 06-22-2010, 11:21 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
Lionel Messi's performances so far have left me...

Lionel Messi's performances so far have left me breathing hard and decidedly wet in the pants.
Forum: General 06-19-2010, 05:20 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
I went to sleep after watching ~5 minutes of that...

I went to sleep after watching ~5 minutes of that game.
Forum: General 06-16-2010, 09:01 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
*smashes his computer in a fit of rage*

*smashes his computer in a fit of rage*
Forum: General 06-16-2010, 07:02 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
Spain vs. the Swiss! Yes, my favourite team in...

Spain vs. the Swiss! Yes, my favourite team in action!
Forum: General 06-15-2010, 08:58 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
Ivory Coast Vs. Portugal turned out to be a...

Ivory Coast Vs. Portugal turned out to be a fascinating game. Brazil to follow tonight. Yeah!
Forum: General 06-14-2010, 07:19 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
The Dutch weren't too shabby.

The Dutch weren't too shabby.
Forum: General 06-13-2010, 05:11 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
Netherlands have consistently underperformed on...

Netherlands have consistently underperformed on the world stage, but they do have players that are world class. I want to see how they do in their first game which should give us an inkling.
...
Forum: Whining 06-13-2010, 02:25 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,061
Posted By Mir
I can't quit trolling you babe.

I can't quit trolling you babe.
Forum: General 06-13-2010, 02:22 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
Germany won.... CONVINCINGLY! Can't wait to...

Germany won.... CONVINCINGLY!

Can't wait to see Spain, Brazil, Netherlands and Portugal in action - imho, teams that can actually win the Cup.
Forum: Whining 06-13-2010, 03:56 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,061
Posted By Mir
I like how people here will call anyone that...

I like how people here will call anyone that doesn't see eye to eye with them a troll.
Forum: General 06-13-2010, 03:50 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,527
Posted By Mir
England drew with the yanks, and that kinda bums...

England drew with the yanks, and that kinda bums me out.
Forum: General 06-08-2010, 12:44 AM
Replies: 564
Views: 46,179
Posted By Mir
hahahahaha. that made my day.

hahahahaha. that made my day.
Forum: Whining 06-07-2010, 05:42 AM
Replies: 361
Views: 18,193
Posted By Mir
Mushrooms ARE yum, and so are the dreams that...

Mushrooms ARE yum, and so are the dreams that follow.
Forum: Whining 06-05-2010, 04:17 PM
Replies: 361
Views: 18,193
Posted By Mir
Make me an oatmeak sammich, biatch!

Make me an oatmeak sammich, biatch!
Forum: Whining 05-23-2010, 02:53 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 2,953
Posted By Mir
Some of her stuff is really great.

Some of her stuff is really great.
Forum: Whining 05-18-2010, 12:33 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 2,953
Posted By Mir
I am about 95% sure that this User...

I am about 95% sure that this User (http://www.gothic.net/boards/member.php?u=12987) had the same avatar (at some point in time) as you did originally.
Forum: Whining 05-18-2010, 12:33 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 2,953
Posted By Mir
Korinna pissing over newbies isn't news to me.

Korinna pissing over newbies isn't news to me.
Forum: Whining 05-14-2010, 12:25 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,279
Posted By Mir
Greatest. Post. Ever.

Greatest. Post. Ever.
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 11:10 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 6,346
Posted By Mir
Maybe you two could have a mud wrestling match to...

Maybe you two could have a mud wrestling match to settle your differences? =D
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 09:16 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 6,346
Posted By Mir
Fake boobs are a big turn off. Take away...

Fake boobs are a big turn off.

Take away her boobs, though, and she's quite pretty imho.
Forum: General 04-29-2010, 01:59 AM
Replies: 7,568
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Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
HAHAHAHAH! That was a Molly Mac classic! ...

HAHAHAHAH! That was a Molly Mac classic!

Still, in all honesty, you look rather lovely in some of the pictures.
Forum: General 04-19-2010, 12:26 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
A ton of makeup in tandem with angle-heavy poses...

A ton of makeup in tandem with angle-heavy poses and you'll be just fine.
Forum: General 04-18-2010, 10:43 AM
Replies: 4,237
Views: 203,788
Posted By Mir
This post...

This post (http://www.gothic.net/boards/showpost.php?p=613359&postcount=59) made my day.
Forum: Whining 04-17-2010, 11:42 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 4,084
Posted By Mir
I thought this thread wasn't about you?!

I thought this thread wasn't about you?!
Forum: Whining 04-17-2010, 11:27 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 4,084
Posted By Mir
The road to misfortune is paved with good...

The road to misfortune is paved with good intentions.
Forum: General 04-14-2010, 11:49 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
Honeythorn is sexy as fuck!

Honeythorn is sexy as fuck!
Forum: General 04-14-2010, 09:20 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
I have three pictures that I guarantee will make...

I have three pictures that I guarantee will make everyone's day!

http://hmir.jerq.org/1.jpg

http://hmir.jerq.org/2.jpg

http://hmir.jerq.org/3.jpg
Forum: General 03-27-2010, 07:46 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Claire as in the fiddy cent t-shirt wearing...

Claire as in the fiddy cent t-shirt wearing Claire!
Forum: General 03-26-2010, 11:32 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
I don`t know why but I always think of Claire...

I don`t know why but I always think of Claire when I listen to Siouxsie.

And I love Siouxsie...
Forum: General 03-21-2010, 08:49 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
I must be the only person here that doesn't find...

I must be the only person here that doesn't find Robyn appealing. She looks like she is made out of plastic.

Compare that to Ophelia's picture who looks like a real person doing real things, and...
Forum: Music 03-20-2010, 09:07 PM
Replies: 20,096
Views: 1,908,589
Posted By Mir
Patti Smith - Rock n Roll N1gger

Patti Smith - Rock n Roll N1gger
Forum: Music 03-17-2010, 01:52 PM
Replies: 20,096
Views: 1,908,589
Posted By Mir
Methamphetamine Blues - Mark Lanegan.

Methamphetamine Blues - Mark Lanegan.
Forum: Whining 03-14-2010, 03:27 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
Yo, when is you gon' be hanging out with me...

Yo, when is you gon' be hanging out with me again, C-dogg?
Forum: General 03-13-2010, 05:41 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
Were your lips always that big and yummy?

Were your lips always that big and yummy?
Forum: Whining 03-13-2010, 05:37 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
Tofu makes me gag.

Tofu makes me gag.
Forum: Whining 03-10-2010, 05:53 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
My sincerest condolences.

My sincerest condolences.
Forum: Whining 03-05-2010, 03:18 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,360
Posted By Mir
I love you!

I love you!
Forum: General 03-03-2010, 10:52 PM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
God damn. You sure are pretty, MissInformation.

God damn. You sure are pretty, MissInformation.
Forum: Whining 03-03-2010, 10:49 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,759
Posted By Mir
You have nipple rings? That`s fucking HAWT!

You have nipple rings? That`s fucking HAWT!
Forum: Whining 03-03-2010, 10:37 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,759
Posted By Mir
Correction. Get a MUCH, MUCH better paid job.

Correction. Get a MUCH, MUCH better paid job.
Forum: Whining 02-27-2010, 06:00 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,981
Posted By Mir
I hate you! I'm going to sneak into Ireland one...

I hate you! I'm going to sneak into Ireland one of these days, and tie you up, and gag you, and...

Mmm!
Forum: General 02-26-2010, 05:38 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
I forgot to wish you a happy birthday. So, happy...

I forgot to wish you a happy birthday. So, happy belated birthday, and may this year bring you great joy and fulfilment.! =)
Forum: General 02-25-2010, 06:23 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 13,970
Posted By Mir
I just ate the most awesome falafel. EVER!

I just ate the most awesome falafel. EVER!
Forum: General 02-25-2010, 06:01 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
You should have invited me! I`d have come! I...

You should have invited me! I`d have come! I promise!
Forum: Whining 02-25-2010, 03:49 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 3,556
Posted By Mir
FUCK people that sit on G,Net and complain about...

FUCK people that sit on G,Net and complain about how tough life is. I wish you`d die so someone else can get the same shot at life that you`re moaning about.
Forum: Whining 02-25-2010, 01:09 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 3,556
Posted By Mir
Wow! That sounds exactly like something xjin...

Wow! That sounds exactly like something xjin might say.
Forum: Whining 02-24-2010, 09:52 PM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
Take me, take me! I haven`t been to a party in...

Take me, take me! I haven`t been to a party in forever.
Forum: Whining 02-24-2010, 09:50 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,875
Posted By Mir
Interesting that you do not defend yourself...

Interesting that you do not defend yourself against accusations of sexism and racism.
Forum: Whining 02-24-2010, 12:16 PM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
O hai hai - you, baby sister. Forget this...

O hai hai - you, baby sister. Forget this nonsense and concentrate on your school work.
Forum: Music 02-24-2010, 11:49 AM
Replies: 20,096
Views: 1,908,589
Posted By Mir
More or Less - Screaming Trees. Mark...

More or Less - Screaming Trees.

Mark Lanegan...
Forum: Whining 02-23-2010, 10:48 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
Amunet - I'm glad that you found the strength...

Amunet - I'm glad that you found the strength and courage to leave, and I sincerely hope that you won't run back to him in a moment of weakness. You deserve much, much better.
Forum: Whining 02-22-2010, 11:16 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 3,224
Posted By Mir
26 years of creamy goodness rolled up into one...

26 years of creamy goodness rolled up into one yummy package.

---

I vote amphetamines for weight-loss.
Forum: Politics 02-20-2010, 08:52 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 6,341
Posted By Mir
So, xjin is talking shit just for the sake of...

So, xjin is talking shit just for the sake of talking shit. What else is new?
Forum: Introductions 02-17-2010, 10:16 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,547
Posted By Mir
The hottie with the killer vox!

The hottie with the killer vox!
Forum: General 02-16-2010, 10:41 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,394
Posted By Mir
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mir

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mir
Forum: General 02-16-2010, 10:28 PM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
You`re so pretty. And you remind me of my little...

You`re so pretty. And you remind me of my little sister, too. Not because you look anything like her, but probably because of your age and that expression you`re wearing.
Forum: Whining 02-15-2010, 10:11 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 42,987
Posted By Mir
FUCK this "my people, your people"...

FUCK this "my people, your people" bullshit.
Forum: General 02-15-2010, 08:33 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
[ Hugs everyone on G.Net ]

[ Hugs everyone on G.Net ]
Forum: General 02-12-2010, 08:37 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
You're way cuter than your friend, Lethean. [...

You're way cuter than your friend, Lethean. [ wink wink ]
Forum: Whining 02-12-2010, 08:34 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
[ gives Stormie a big hug ]

[ gives Stormie a big hug ]
Forum: General 02-11-2010, 09:13 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
Finally! A proper picture. It has been well worth...

Finally! A proper picture. It has been well worth the wait. You're a total BABE!
Forum: Music 02-10-2010, 09:32 AM
Replies: 20,096
Views: 1,908,589
Posted By Mir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3-_DbEYe7A ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3-_DbEYe7A

*weeps*
Forum: General 02-06-2010, 07:56 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,573
Posted By Mir
Judging from how handsome Despanan is, I doubt...

Judging from how handsome Despanan is, I doubt that'd happen.
Forum: Music 02-06-2010, 12:48 PM
Replies: 20,096
Views: 1,908,589
Posted By Mir
Sugar - System Of A Down

Sugar - System Of A Down
Forum: Introductions 02-06-2010, 06:15 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 4,548
Posted By Mir
It is time for me to declare my undying love for...

It is time for me to declare my undying love for Apathy's_Child (http://www.gothic.net/boards/member.php?u=12570).

Apathy; what must I do? I must have you. Don't you see that we were meant to be...
Forum: Music 02-05-2010, 06:58 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 3,102
Posted By Mir
Fuck `em both. Sitting down.

Fuck `em both. Sitting down.
Forum: Whining 02-05-2010, 06:54 PM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
The idea of teenagers getting engaged/married...

The idea of teenagers getting engaged/married makes me sick. Physically, violently sick.
Forum: General 02-05-2010, 06:22 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
I just got done kicking our SQL Server`s ass. It...

I just got done kicking our SQL Server`s ass. It was quite fun.
Forum: Whining 02-05-2010, 03:24 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,822
Posted By Mir
C6; I disagree. I think you play the retard...

C6; I disagree. I think you play the retard really well. It doesn`t even look like you`re trying. Now that exhibits real skill.
Forum: Literature 02-05-2010, 09:16 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,369
Posted By Mir
Why does this remind me of 'Hurt' by Johnny Cash?...

Why does this remind me of 'Hurt' by Johnny Cash? Yeah, I said it. Johnny Cash. Because the cover is a million times better than the original.
Forum: Whining 02-04-2010, 10:23 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,822
Posted By Mir
Haven`t you heard of people bonding over a pint,...

Haven`t you heard of people bonding over a pint, or four, of beer? So what if the other person isn`t born yet. Semantics, I say!
Forum: General 02-04-2010, 04:56 PM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
Amunet: WWWOOOWWW!!!!!!! God. Damn.

Amunet: WWWOOOWWW!!!!!!!

God. Damn.
Forum: Introductions 02-04-2010, 04:57 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 4,308
Posted By Mir
Hell yeah. This site definitely needs more Tool...

Hell yeah. This site definitely needs more Tool fans.
Forum: Whining 02-02-2010, 09:31 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 9,162
Posted By Mir
Yeah, but I`ve never seen some guy come up to a...

Yeah, but I`ve never seen some guy come up to a girl, grab her tits and say something like it is the most commonly occurring, acceptable thing in the world.

That I`ve never, ever seen. Or heard...
Forum: Literature 02-02-2010, 09:22 PM
Replies: 3,195
Views: 315,779
Posted By Mir
Linux Complete Desk Reference. Har har! Now...

Linux Complete Desk Reference. Har har! Now that`s gawff!
Forum: Whining 02-02-2010, 09:17 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 9,162
Posted By Mir
I don`t see that happen around here. I`m not...

I don`t see that happen around here. I`m not completely oblivious to the world around me.

Cat calls may happen on late Friday/Saturday nights when the drunks are out in force, but groping? Never...
Forum: General 02-02-2010, 09:16 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 7,727
Posted By Mir
At least Raptors were real beings that lived at...

At least Raptors were real beings that lived at one point in our history. Shouldn`t that be enough?
Forum: Whining 02-02-2010, 09:11 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 9,162
Posted By Mir
Shocking. Never have I ever heard that it was was...

Shocking. Never have I ever heard that it was was OK to grope or manhandle anyone. Nor have I heard of people that will do so and be so blasé about it.
Forum: Music 02-01-2010, 06:15 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,139
Posted By Mir
It is safer not carrying it around with you....

It is safer not carrying it around with you. Think about it. Coming back to find your money gone vs. a gun shoved in your face asking for your money. One wrong move and you`re gone.

Meh. They`re...
Forum: General 02-01-2010, 05:53 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Drug OD`s are not cool.

Drug OD`s are not cool.
Forum: Literature 01-30-2010, 04:56 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,393
Posted By Mir
Does this friend of yours happen to be...

Does this friend of yours happen to be crying_crimson_tears?
Forum: General 01-30-2010, 03:51 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
The Genius Of The Crowd - C. Bukowski ...

The Genius Of The Crowd - C. Bukowski


There is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average
human being to supply any given army on any given day

and the best at murder are...
Forum: General 01-29-2010, 06:16 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Considering the current economic climate,...

Considering the current economic climate, inflation, and RoI, to me, £597 is worth more right now than £664 will be in four years time.
Forum: Whining 01-29-2010, 05:45 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,822
Posted By Mir
Underdog? Always. All out cunt? Fuck that. ...

Underdog? Always. All out cunt? Fuck that.

Besides, I like Apathy even though he continues to reject my attempts to score a kiss.

I just have to be patient. I know my time will come.
Forum: Whining 01-29-2010, 03:52 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,822
Posted By Mir
Why would you think that?

Why would you think that?
Forum: General 01-29-2010, 12:58 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 5,805
Posted By Mir
Everyone deserves a second chance. Besides,...

Everyone deserves a second chance. Besides, responding to anyone posting drivel is either a product of boredom, caring too much, or both.
Forum: General 01-29-2010, 12:56 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Wrong fucking thread.

Wrong fucking thread.
Forum: Whining 01-29-2010, 12:49 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,822
Posted By Mir
There can be only one winner in this lopsided,...

There can be only one winner in this lopsided, decidedly unfair contest between Apathy and critter.
Forum: General 01-28-2010, 08:56 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
A Linux distribution is the only thing worth...

A Linux distribution is the only thing worth running.
Forum: General 01-28-2010, 08:49 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 5,805
Posted By Mir
I`d rather log on and see a full page of spam...

I`d rather log on and see a full page of spam threads before I see this one.
Forum: Whining 01-28-2010, 08:47 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,068
Posted By Mir
You guys are MEAN! Yeah, that`s right. I...

You guys are MEAN!

Yeah, that`s right. I said it.
Forum: Whining 01-28-2010, 09:27 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
But I like kissing!

But I like kissing!
Forum: Whining 01-28-2010, 09:22 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
[ pats crotch ] Anything you say?

[ pats crotch ]

Anything you say?
Forum: Whining 01-28-2010, 09:17 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
I am stupid. I never claimed to be intelligent,...

I am stupid. I never claimed to be intelligent, or special, or nothing.

So there really is no need.
Forum: Whining 01-28-2010, 09:03 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
Possession is 9/10s of the law, homes.

Possession is 9/10s of the law, homes.
Forum: Whining 01-28-2010, 08:57 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
Someone create a poll thread asking Users to...

Someone create a poll thread asking Users to identify whether it's creature or Apathy's Child who's stupid.
Forum: General 01-28-2010, 08:51 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Ben; ...

Ben;

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Apple_unveils_new_iPhone_for_giants
Forum: General 01-27-2010, 11:13 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
CCCCCLLLLLLAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEEEEe!

CCCCCLLLLLLAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEEEEe!
Forum: General 01-27-2010, 11:09 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
Fuck that. This ain't about cliques. I LIKE...

Fuck that. This ain't about cliques. I LIKE Stormie. He just says stuff sometimes that he's repeating verbatim from like 4 weeks ago that sometimes rubs me the wrong way.
Forum: General 01-27-2010, 10:59 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
Why did you even say that then? Do you expect...

Why did you even say that then? Do you expect that people will line up and beg you to post yer face pictures?

Seriously, dude.
Forum: General 01-27-2010, 10:23 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
I forgive you, my child, for I am a loving,...

I forgive you, my child, for I am a loving, forgiving God.
Forum: General 01-27-2010, 09:17 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Throw away good food while many around the world...

Throw away good food while many around the world starve. =)
Forum: Music 01-27-2010, 09:03 AM
Replies: 20,096
Views: 1,908,589
Posted By Mir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeMCcZfhRqk ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeMCcZfhRqk

Awesome tune.
Forum: Whining 01-27-2010, 03:13 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
God, if I was you I'd be complaining about pretty...

God, if I was you I'd be complaining about pretty much everything about myself.
Forum: General 01-26-2010, 10:46 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 5,805
Posted By Mir
[ falls over ] Catch me!

[ falls over ]

Catch me!
Forum: General 01-26-2010, 10:36 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 5,805
Posted By Mir
I`m A real catch!

I`m A real catch!
Forum: Whining 01-26-2010, 10:20 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 4,298
Posted By Mir
Vampires of any/all colour/race are lame.

Vampires of any/all colour/race are lame.
Forum: Whining 01-26-2010, 10:05 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 4,298
Posted By Mir
Yum, yum!!

Yum, yum!!
Forum: Whining 01-26-2010, 09:45 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 4,298
Posted By Mir
Post a picture of yourself.

Post a picture of yourself.
Forum: Whining 01-26-2010, 09:03 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 6,960
Posted By Mir
But it just wouldn`t be as much fun... for us!

But it just wouldn`t be as much fun... for us!
Forum: General 01-26-2010, 09:02 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,998
Posted By Mir
Oh noes!! The kids, the kids, the young,...

Oh noes!! The kids, the kids, the young, impressionable kids.. Mmm... I bet they taste real good with ketchup!
Forum: Whining 01-26-2010, 08:00 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 6,960
Posted By Mir
Yeah, I know. I`m the oasis of common sense....

Yeah, I know. I`m the oasis of common sense. Either that or I just know a lost cause when I see one.

Anyone serious about weight loss wouldn`t be mouthing off about it on Gnet. They`d shut the...
Forum: General 01-26-2010, 07:54 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,998
Posted By Mir
Think of the kids! Young, impressionable kids!

Think of the kids! Young, impressionable kids!
Forum: General 01-26-2010, 07:28 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,998
Posted By Mir
Shhssh! That was supposed to be a secret!

Shhssh! That was supposed to be a secret!
Forum: Music 01-26-2010, 07:28 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,662
Posted By Mir
Music is evil. Degenerate. O` Lord, save us.

Music is evil. Degenerate. O` Lord, save us.
Forum: General 01-26-2010, 06:43 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,998
Posted By Mir
I like horses... preferably dead.

I like horses... preferably dead.
Forum: General 01-26-2010, 06:33 PM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
Whereas I`d agree that you`re much better looking...

Whereas I`d agree that you`re much better looking than Vin, that statement of yours was just... low.
Forum: Whining 01-26-2010, 06:13 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 6,960
Posted By Mir
I got a better idea. One that will suit your...

I got a better idea. One that will suit your lazy, fat ass.

Do lots of drugs. And I don`t mean pot.

I mean coke, speed, ketamines/etc. They seem to be really good hunger suppressants. During...
Forum: Whining 01-25-2010, 10:34 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,313
Posted By Mir
I can`t see pictures of said guns 'cause I don`t...

I can`t see pictures of said guns 'cause I don`t have Facebook. deadmanwalking, post your pictures on photobucket or something.
Forum: General 01-25-2010, 04:13 PM
Replies: 742
Views: 46,313
Posted By Mir
4chan - I`ve never understood the draw. What am I...

4chan - I`ve never understood the draw. What am I missing out on?
Forum: Whining 01-25-2010, 03:18 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,254
Posted By Mir
A vulgar display of power. You make me wet just...

A vulgar display of power. You make me wet just thinking 'bout it, girl.
Forum: Whining 01-24-2010, 11:14 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,254
Posted By Mir
That is correct.

That is correct.
Forum: General 01-24-2010, 10:02 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Hey, Ben! *hugsies* I needed that.

Hey, Ben! *hugsies*

I needed that.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 01-24-2010, 09:20 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 13,370
Posted By Mir
Gran Torino just made me cry like a little girl.

Gran Torino just made me cry like a little girl.
Forum: General 01-24-2010, 02:01 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Two weeks worth of a killer come down has me...

Two weeks worth of a killer come down has me incapacitated.
Forum: General 01-23-2010, 11:09 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
Wow! You're really, REALLY pretty!

Wow! You're really, REALLY pretty!
Forum: General 01-23-2010, 10:26 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
Despanan's pictures give me good vibes... in my...

Despanan's pictures give me good vibes... in my pants!
Forum: General 01-22-2010, 09:50 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,014
Posted By Mir
... and fall off a cliff! OK, so maybe not...

... and fall off a cliff!

OK, so maybe not that, but, take a hike anyway.

Maybe it`s just me but why does it feel like all these ungrateful, depressed(?) little bitches (men/women) seem to end...
Forum: Whining 01-22-2010, 08:41 PM
Replies: 38
Sql
Views: 2,411
Posted By Mir
Word? respect--;

Word?

respect--;
Forum: General 01-22-2010, 08:24 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
I`mma sue your ass. Fear meeh!@#!@#

I`mma sue your ass. Fear meeh!@#!@#
Forum: General 01-22-2010, 08:19 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
I`mma do it with ma penis!@# I can`t afford no...

I`mma do it with ma penis!@# I can`t afford no god damn cents.
Forum: General 01-22-2010, 08:02 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Shut up, punk. Before I murder your...

Shut up, punk. Before I murder your ass!@#@!!#@$@#$$&^$&*
Forum: General 01-22-2010, 07:57 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,410
Posted By Mir
I'm totally down with the idea of hot food (with...

I'm totally down with the idea of hot food (with cum floating about in the gravy) vending machines.
Forum: General 01-22-2010, 07:40 PM
Replies: 557
Views: 69,414
Posted By Mir
HAAHAHHA! OMG you`re a degenerate! =)

HAAHAHHA!

OMG you`re a degenerate! =)
Forum: General 01-22-2010, 06:11 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
"And, according to one expert breastfeeding...

"And, according to one expert breastfeeding adviser to the Unicef, Michael Kramer, breastfeeding adds as much as four IQ points to the lucky baby."

HAHA!
Forum: General 01-22-2010, 06:01 PM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
I`d hit that! =-=-=- Photoshop skills...

I`d hit that!

=-=-=-

Photoshop skills aside, Amunet is a total babe.
Forum: Literature 01-21-2010, 07:26 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,188
Posted By Mir
I`d altogether stopped coming into this section...

I`d altogether stopped coming into this section of the forum for obvious reasons. I`m glad I managed to find my way in here again today. I quite like your stuff.
Forum: General 01-21-2010, 07:05 PM
Replies: 4,237
Views: 203,788
Posted By Mir
That blog was really cool, Ben.

That blog was really cool, Ben.
Forum: Whining 01-21-2010, 05:41 PM
Replies: 38
Sql
Views: 2,411
Posted By Mir
Broke hoes is a no-no.

Broke hoes is a no-no.
Forum: General 01-21-2010, 05:37 PM
Replies: 1,454
Views: 63,928
Posted By Mir
Hold up. How old are you again?

Hold up. How old are you again?
Forum: Whining 01-21-2010, 05:36 PM
Replies: 38
Sql
Views: 2,411
Posted By Mir
SQL is easy as pie. It`s all about logic. Don`t...

SQL is easy as pie. It`s all about logic. Don`t make excuses for your own failings.
Forum: General 01-21-2010, 05:32 PM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
Amunet... DAAAYYYYUMMM!!!!

Amunet... DAAAYYYYUMMM!!!!
Forum: General 01-21-2010, 05:30 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,014
Posted By Mir
Smokin` weed will make your bones grow healthy...

Smokin` weed will make your bones grow healthy and strong.
Forum: General 01-18-2010, 04:36 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Safer than 5 days of mephedrone, coke, speed and...

Safer than 5 days of mephedrone, coke, speed and no sleep.
Forum: General 01-17-2010, 05:14 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
MDMA ain't a "binge on" or "chase the feeling"...

MDMA ain't a "binge on" or "chase the feeling" kind of drug.
Forum: General 01-17-2010, 08:52 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
What's MDA?

What's MDA?
Forum: General 01-17-2010, 08:24 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Kids, don't do drugs!

Kids, don't do drugs!
Forum: General 01-14-2010, 08:37 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
You guys are turning getting fat into a science. ...

You guys are turning getting fat into a science.

All you gotta do is eat lotsa junk food and not do crap.
Forum: General 01-14-2010, 08:34 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 5,305
Posted By Mir
Geeks need love too.

Geeks need love too.
Forum: Whining 01-14-2010, 08:31 PM
Replies: 166
Views: 11,020
Posted By Mir
You`re an idiot.

You`re an idiot.
Forum: Whining 01-13-2010, 08:31 PM
Replies: 166
Views: 11,020
Posted By Mir
I smoke pretty heavily and I still think...

I smoke pretty heavily and I still think cigarettes are vile.
Forum: General 01-13-2010, 08:30 PM
Replies: 314
Views: 17,039
Posted By Mir
You guys care too much.

You guys care too much.
Forum: General 01-13-2010, 08:26 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Conan is great.

Conan is great.
Forum: General 01-13-2010, 07:40 PM
Replies: 314
Views: 17,039
Posted By Mir
James is tha man!!!! A furry one.

James is tha man!!!! A furry one.
Forum: General 01-12-2010, 08:40 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,551
Posted By Mir
haha, that shit was funny. Hey Stormie, 'sup...

haha, that shit was funny.

Hey Stormie, 'sup brother?
Forum: General 01-12-2010, 06:52 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
I'm testing it now. It's awesome.

I'm testing it now. It's awesome.
Forum: Whining 01-12-2010, 05:47 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,757
Posted By Mir
Jesus. You kids and your perceived problems.

Jesus. You kids and your perceived problems.
Forum: General 01-12-2010, 05:45 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 8,326
Posted By Mir
Dear Fotini, your real name is infinitely better...

Dear Fotini, your real name is infinitely better than your nickname. And you know I mean that. Wear it proudly.
Forum: General 01-11-2010, 03:51 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
I`ve heard that the rush/high is of an extremely...

I`ve heard that the rush/high is of an extremely short duration.

Recommended dosage?
Forum: General 01-11-2010, 05:41 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Anyone ever try Mephedrone? Thoughts? Opinions? ...

Anyone ever try Mephedrone? Thoughts? Opinions?

And no, I'm not looking at it as a MDMA replacement either.
Forum: Music 01-10-2010, 02:01 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,176
Posted By Mir
no. it should be fine. they won't snap unless...

no. it should be fine. they won't snap unless you're a total moron.
Forum: Music 01-10-2010, 01:07 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,176
Posted By Mir
You can play anything you want. Just re-tune b to...

You can play anything you want. Just re-tune b to e, g to to b and so onn.
Forum: Music 01-10-2010, 01:02 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,176
Posted By Mir
e1? wtf? low E or high E?

e1? wtf? low E or high E?
Forum: General 01-10-2010, 12:50 PM
Replies: 742
Views: 46,313
Posted By Mir
This is highly irregular old boy.

This is highly irregular old boy.
Forum: Whining 01-10-2010, 09:43 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 6,960
Posted By Mir
No freaking way! ...

No freaking way!

http://www.bedroompleasures.co.uk/sex-toys/Sexual-Health.96/Sexual-Health-Sale-.327/Sweet-Release-Oral-Sex-Supplement-For-Men.1368.html?currency=GBP
Forum: General 01-10-2010, 05:51 AM
Replies: 742
Views: 46,313
Posted By Mir
Catch or vindxjin? Everyone should answer...

Catch or vindxjin?

Everyone should answer this one.
Forum: Whining 01-10-2010, 05:49 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 6,960
Posted By Mir
Fuck that shit. Here, have a choc-bar.

Fuck that shit. Here, have a choc-bar.
Forum: Music 01-09-2010, 07:10 PM
Replies: 20,096
Views: 1,908,589
Posted By Mir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzMx8fGc0w0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzMx8fGc0w0
Forum: General 01-08-2010, 05:58 PM
Replies: 742
Views: 46,313
Posted By Mir
It`s all about perspective, my dear Watson.

It`s all about perspective, my dear Watson.
Forum: General 01-08-2010, 05:43 PM
Replies: 742
Views: 46,313
Posted By Mir
It appears that your knowledfge of black holes...

It appears that your knowledfge of black holes and singularity are limited at best.
Forum: General 01-07-2010, 08:30 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,202
Posted By Mir
Ron Jeremy`s dick.

Ron Jeremy`s dick.
Forum: General 01-07-2010, 01:04 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkv6EKcIUvw ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkv6EKcIUvw

Let's dance.
Forum: General 01-06-2010, 10:46 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
I believe that I'm going to have some super spicy...

I believe that I'm going to have some super spicy Mexican food tomorrow which will (not very) subtly change my digestive tract forever!
Forum: General 01-06-2010, 10:33 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
I don't touch leetal girls!

I don't touch leetal girls!
Forum: General 12-31-2009, 11:14 PM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
After a night of getting drunk, making out with...

After a night of getting drunk, making out with random chicks, and listening to shitty music, it sure feels good to be home, in bed, and listening to awesome music.
Forum: General 12-31-2009, 01:43 PM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
Shouldn't *you* be on a quest to lose like 150...

Shouldn't *you* be on a quest to lose like 150 pounds?
Forum: Literature 12-31-2009, 12:21 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,247
Posted By Mir
Fuck Chaucer and Shakespeare.

Fuck Chaucer and Shakespeare.
Forum: Whining 12-31-2009, 12:12 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 5,141
Posted By Mir
Not leavin' for the party for another hour. ...

Not leavin' for the party for another hour.

Would you let me take you out tomorrow if your date date doesn't mind? =D
Forum: Whining 12-31-2009, 12:00 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 5,141
Posted By Mir
CLAIRE! Happy new year! *HUG* Whatcha up to...

CLAIRE! Happy new year! *HUG*

Whatcha up to tonight?
Forum: Whining 12-31-2009, 11:23 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 5,141
Posted By Mir
I'mma bust a nut in yo mouf.

I'mma bust a nut in yo mouf.
Forum: General 12-31-2009, 11:22 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 9,823
Posted By Mir
This thread is great.

This thread is great.
Forum: General 12-31-2009, 11:18 AM
Replies: 742
Views: 46,313
Posted By Mir
Ugh. Fuck rugby. Fuck Ford and Chevy.

Ugh. Fuck rugby.

Fuck Ford and Chevy.
Forum: General 12-30-2009, 07:28 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 9,823
Posted By Mir
This thread deserves to be (near) top of the...

This thread deserves to be (near) top of the General section. I shall endeavour to make it so.
Forum: General 12-27-2009, 06:08 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,969
Posted By Mir
I was making tea today and my fiancé did kill his...

I was making tea today and my fiancé did kill his mother.
Forum: Music 12-26-2009, 03:26 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 5,142
Posted By Mir
It did. For four days.

It did. For four days.
Forum: General 12-26-2009, 02:29 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,638
Posted By Mir
A donkey cart driven by James in a donkey costume.

A donkey cart driven by James in a donkey costume.
Forum: General 12-26-2009, 01:56 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,772
Posted By Mir
And what were you wearing? Your Snoopy outfit? ...

And what were you wearing? Your Snoopy outfit?

Haha - it had to be said.
Forum: General 12-26-2009, 12:42 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,772
Posted By Mir
2 1/2 minutes of some super hot sex followed by a...

2 1/2 minutes of some super hot sex followed by a night of not cuddling.
Forum: General 12-26-2009, 10:33 AM
Replies: 314
Views: 17,039
Posted By Mir
A cat/dog hybrid would make for an awesome...

A cat/dog hybrid would make for an awesome companion.
Forum: General 12-26-2009, 10:30 AM
Replies: 4,237
Views: 203,788
Posted By Mir
LFC are playing like chumps again. Sure is great.

LFC are playing like chumps again. Sure is great.
Forum: General 12-24-2009, 09:06 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
If she is preening for attention (and she is),...

If she is preening for attention (and she is), then kudos for falling for it my dear Ben.
Forum: General 12-23-2009, 09:54 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
We are all fools in love.

We are all fools in love.
Forum: General 12-22-2009, 02:49 PM
Replies: 314
Views: 17,039
Posted By Mir
It's all totally your fault. You make me all weak...

It's all totally your fault. You make me all weak in the knees!
Forum: General 12-22-2009, 02:02 PM
Replies: 314
Views: 17,039
Posted By Mir
You are wrong Ben, you beautiful bastard.

You are wrong Ben, you beautiful bastard.
Forum: General 12-22-2009, 09:11 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
http://hmir.jerq.org/baileys.jpg How's that...

http://hmir.jerq.org/baileys.jpg

How's that for Christmas spirit? Har!
Forum: General 12-22-2009, 02:06 AM
Replies: 314
Views: 17,039
Posted By Mir
Tom Selleck. LAWLZ!

Tom Selleck.

LAWLZ!
Forum: Music 12-21-2009, 04:24 PM
Replies: 20,096
Views: 1,908,589
Posted By Mir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whICz3p7RS0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whICz3p7RS0
Forum: General 12-21-2009, 08:42 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 6,906
Posted By Mir
I disagree strongly with the duckmeister!!! ...

I disagree strongly with the duckmeister!!!

Also, I love kids, and sure as fuck can't hold a child accountable for their parents' inability to raise their kids and other bullshit.
Forum: General 12-21-2009, 07:08 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 6,906
Posted By Mir
That pretty much covers every subculture EVER.

That pretty much covers every subculture EVER.
Forum: General 12-21-2009, 03:42 AM
Replies: 314
Views: 17,039
Posted By Mir
Tell us them!!! I need something to wash my...

Tell us them!!! I need something to wash my breakfast down with!
Forum: General 12-20-2009, 01:22 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
With all the Christmassy stuff going on, I found...

With all the Christmassy stuff going on, I found something to attend that is more up my street.



The Return of 9 Lessons and Carols for Godless People

After the sell-out success of last...
Forum: General 12-19-2009, 06:47 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Try and see it on Imax 3D if you can. The visuals...

Try and see it on Imax 3D if you can. The visuals are unbelievable. The plot/story/script could have been a lot better, though.
Forum: Whining 12-18-2009, 10:48 AM
Replies: 8,273
Views: 389,507
Posted By Mir
I know, wrong thread but fuck it. Ben, I...

I know, wrong thread but fuck it.

Ben, I love you.
Forum: General 12-18-2009, 10:29 AM
Replies: 314
Views: 17,039
Posted By Mir
How 'bout a man-hug, my favourite Finnish posta? ...

How 'bout a man-hug, my favourite Finnish posta?

I'm a super loser. It might rub off on you.
Forum: General 12-18-2009, 10:13 AM
Replies: 314
Views: 17,039
Posted By Mir
Anarash; you're a loser too, so SHUT THE FUCK UP....

Anarash; you're a loser too, so SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Quit being an asshole. It won't win you any friends here.
Forum: General 12-18-2009, 07:56 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,003
Posted By Mir
Why am I not surprised?!

Why am I not surprised?!
Forum: General 12-18-2009, 07:24 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 10,748
Posted By Mir
My desktop is so gawffix! ...

My desktop is so gawffix!

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e88/hasanmir/Screenshot.png
Forum: General 12-18-2009, 02:10 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
It is what it is, homegirl.

It is what it is, homegirl.
Forum: General 12-18-2009, 02:01 AM
Replies: 7,568
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 522,233
Posted By Mir
You remind me of this song; ...

You remind me of this song;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-IspyVXcjE

Better than Too $hort's version, imo.
Forum: General 12-18-2009, 01:11 AM
Replies: 314
Views: 17,039
Posted By Mir
I had no idea what furryfurfur fandom was about...

I had no idea what furryfurfur fandom was about so I thought I'd take five minutes out of my busy slacker schedule and educate myself.

From the walls of text I found floating around, the following...
Forum: General 12-16-2009, 02:13 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
I asked a bunch of people so I could send them...

I asked a bunch of people so I could send them home made pipe bombs that blow up when triggered. I have to say that most people proved to be quite trusting.
Forum: General 12-16-2009, 01:15 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,642
Posted By Mir
Ugh! Wtf, dude. I'll have nightmares for days.

Ugh! Wtf, dude. I'll have nightmares for days.
Forum: General 12-15-2009, 11:33 AM
Replies: 314
Views: 17,039
Posted By Mir
Nice package, despo.

Nice package, despo.
Forum: General 12-15-2009, 10:52 AM
Replies: 242
Views: 15,426
Posted By Mir
Fuck. I'm drunk again. Drudkh is great!

Fuck. I'm drunk again. Drudkh is great!
Forum: General 12-14-2009, 08:22 AM
Replies: 5,208
Views: 252,060
Posted By Mir
Your handle always reminds me of Dr. Dre.

Your handle always reminds me of Dr. Dre.
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