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Forum: General 09-01-2007, 03:52 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,032
Posted By Porphyria
I'm normally pretty cuddly, but I HATE being...

I'm normally pretty cuddly, but I HATE being clung to when I'm pregnant. It's especially bad in the first trimester becasue 1.)you feel sick all the time and 2.)the sudden shift in hormones makes...
Forum: Spooky News 09-01-2007, 03:03 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 7,731
Posted By Porphyria
It's like Deepak Chopra wrote about reality being...

It's like Deepak Chopra wrote about reality being entirely a product of perception; thus altering one's perceptions of reality actually alters reality.

And the reason I think the fingers-on-the...
Forum: Fashion 08-31-2007, 01:51 PM
Replies: 172
Views: 17,253
Posted By Porphyria
I adore crazy-dressing-for-no-apparent-reason...

I adore crazy-dressing-for-no-apparent-reason people. There was a guy in my high school who always wore military uniforms.
Forum: Fashion 08-31-2007, 01:47 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,992
Posted By Porphyria
Having your teeth "sharpened" by filing them to...

Having your teeth "sharpened" by filing them to points is really bad for them. Anything that compromises your tooth enamel is disasterous. My husband had a wierd reaction to his braces as a...
Forum: Fashion 08-31-2007, 01:29 PM
Replies: 172
Views: 17,253
Posted By Porphyria
That's more for your safety, I think. I used to...

That's more for your safety, I think. I used to work in a factory and, while my supervisor was totally fine with me being myself with my excessive makeup and odd-colored hair, he didn't allow any...
Forum: Fashion 08-29-2007, 10:54 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,690
Posted By Porphyria
Dont forget to smear your hairline, neck, ears...

Dont forget to smear your hairline, neck, ears and the spot where you part your hair (if you do) with Vaseline. It'll save you from unintentionally dying most of your face purple and looking like a...
Forum: General 08-29-2007, 10:45 AM
Replies: 3,613
Views: 274,417
Posted By Porphyria
Haha. I bounced off my closed bedroom door the...

Haha. I bounced off my closed bedroom door the other day. It was dark and my husband had, for some odd reason, closed the door when he came to bed.

When was the last time you questioned your...
Forum: General 08-29-2007, 10:40 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,013
Posted By Porphyria
Green beans drenched in balsamic vinegar, white...

Green beans drenched in balsamic vinegar, white cheddar-flavored popcorn by the bag, lemonade, black olives from a can, any potato product, vanilla frosting. I ate an entire vegetable tray --the...
Forum: General 08-29-2007, 10:30 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 14,150
Posted By Porphyria
I have no idea what's going on with the "whore"...

I have no idea what's going on with the "whore" perception either. My grandmother always told me I dress "sexual" even when I was wearing a lot more clothes than the other girls my age. I never...
Forum: Music 08-29-2007, 09:09 AM
Replies: 143
Views: 15,284
Posted By Porphyria
I'm far too goth to giggle... but I'm laughing on...

I'm far too goth to giggle... but I'm laughing on the inside.
Forum: General 08-29-2007, 08:46 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,627
Posted By Porphyria
Wtf? It's been ONE day since you sent me that...

Wtf? It's been ONE day since you sent me that email.
Forum: Fashion 08-29-2007, 08:36 AM
Replies: 172
Views: 17,253
Posted By Porphyria
I don't dress up every day. Honestly, I just...

I don't dress up every day. Honestly, I just don't have time. But sometimes I do dress up just for the sake of it and go somewhere boring... like the post office. It seems like a waste to get...
Forum: Spooky News 08-29-2007, 08:17 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 7,731
Posted By Porphyria
But Santa's real, right? ...Right??? One...

But Santa's real, right? ...Right???

One time I was home alone at night and I got out of bed to go get the cat because she was downstairs making a big fuss for some reason. So I went down to the...
Forum: Spooky News 08-29-2007, 08:02 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,384
Posted By Porphyria
Wow. That guy talked for over 9 minutes without...

Wow. That guy talked for over 9 minutes without really saying anything.
Forum: Spooky News 08-28-2007, 06:22 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 5,180
Posted By Porphyria
Texas is the only state in which it's legal to...

Texas is the only state in which it's legal to execute mentally handicapped people. And they don't really count because the residents of other states sort of consider Texas to be like that wierd...
Forum: Spooky News 08-28-2007, 11:59 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 5,180
Posted By Porphyria
To clarify all of this, John Couey’s lawyers...

To clarify all of this, John Couey’s lawyers never argued that he was mentally ill; they attempted to argue that he was mentally retarded in order to spare him the death penalty. It is illegal to...
Forum: General 08-28-2007, 10:25 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 14,150
Posted By Porphyria
My grandparents have been reassuring everyone...

My grandparents have been reassuring everyone that my "gothic thing" is a phase for the past 12 years.

They find it infuriating that, whenever they try to bitch at me about the way I dress, I...
Forum: General 08-28-2007, 09:28 AM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 199,865
Posted By Porphyria
Guilty of not leaving the house for days. ...

Guilty of not leaving the house for days. Innocent of languishing in the basement due to the fact that I don't have one.

Guilty of pretending to be asleep when my husband comes to bed because I...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-28-2007, 08:20 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,594
Posted By Porphyria
We're about to get Torchwood on BBC-America. I'm...

We're about to get Torchwood on BBC-America. I'm excited.

Did anyone else love Firefly and get murderously angry when it was cancelled?
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-28-2007, 08:16 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,567
Posted By Porphyria
Morgan Freeman can kill my real grandfather and...

Morgan Freeman can kill my real grandfather and take his place anytime. I'd pretend to not notice that he's black.
Forum: Whining 08-28-2007, 08:08 AM
Replies: 136
Views: 15,773
Posted By Porphyria
I'm SO gay. I'm, like, gayer than all of you...

I'm SO gay. I'm, like, gayer than all of you poseurs.

*does something gay*
Forum: Whining 08-28-2007, 08:06 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,610
Posted By Porphyria
I guess we're just going to have to disagree...

I guess we're just going to have to disagree about this.

You can't make religion stop being a big deal. Faith is all some people have, so telling them that they're wrong is a slight to their...
Forum: Politics 08-28-2007, 07:55 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 4,712
Posted By Porphyria
From the point of view of a woman, Hillary...

From the point of view of a woman, Hillary Clinton is a frigid, ball-busting bitch who couldn't even keep her own marriage on track. Fie on her.

I like Edwards. He's not for prayer in schools,...
Forum: Spooky News 08-28-2007, 06:19 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 5,180
Posted By Porphyria
It's simple, really. A person who deprives...

It's simple, really. A person who deprives another person, especially a child, of the right to live is no longer worthy of the title of "human being." "Trash" is the most polite term I can think...
Forum: Spooky News 08-27-2007, 10:22 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 5,180
Posted By Porphyria
http://www.sexoffender.com/sorecidivism.html ...

http://www.sexoffender.com/sorecidivism.html
52% of people who commit sex crimes against children will be convicted of subsequent offenses. That's not even taking into consideration the vast number...
Forum: Whining 08-27-2007, 10:04 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 730,138
Posted By Porphyria
If anything, you can get away with dressing...

If anything, you can get away with dressing however you want when you're old more than you can when you're young. If a 21 year old guy was at the mall in too-short pleated khaki shorts, an ancient...
Forum: Spooky News 08-27-2007, 08:07 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 5,180
Posted By Porphyria
This happened near where I live. It's easy to...

This happened near where I live. It's easy to say "Two wrongs don't make a right," when you didn't have to see Jessica Lunsford's parents on the local news every day pleading for anyone who knew...
Forum: Whining 08-27-2007, 07:52 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,610
Posted By Porphyria
Religious intolerance is a big deal because...

Religious intolerance is a big deal because people start wars over shit like that. The whole Sunni/Shiite genocide war is a result of religious intolerance and it has destroyed an entire culture. ...
Forum: General 08-26-2007, 07:01 PM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 199,865
Posted By Porphyria
Oh God, guilty. I was like, "Why is it taking so...

Oh God, guilty. I was like, "Why is it taking so long for this water to boil?! What madness is this?!"

Guilty of making fun of my cat when I'm feeling shitty about myself.
Forum: General 08-26-2007, 06:58 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,038
Posted By Porphyria
I'm so going to ask the next old lady I see if...

I'm so going to ask the next old lady I see if she knows my grandma.
Forum: Spooky News 08-26-2007, 06:43 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,228
Posted By Porphyria
Dear Abby...

DEAR ABBY: I recently witnessed something that renewed my faith in the younger generation.

I was on my way to a craft festival recently and was passing under a freeway overpass. There were the...
Forum: General 08-26-2007, 06:19 PM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 199,865
Posted By Porphyria
So guilty. I'm insecure and it makes me feel...

So guilty. I'm insecure and it makes me feel better about myself.

Guilty of needing a part for a particular mass-produced item and buying the item at Wal-Mart so I can get the part I need and...
Forum: General 08-26-2007, 06:16 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,038
Posted By Porphyria
Or when you go to another state and people are...

Or when you go to another state and people are like "Oh, you're from North Carolina, do you know Soandso?" It's a big state, people. The chances of me knowing that specific person are a few million...
Forum: General 08-26-2007, 05:40 PM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 199,865
Posted By Porphyria
Innocent, thankfully. Ugh, Freud. Guilty of...

Innocent, thankfully. Ugh, Freud.

Guilty of not calling someone who could really use a friend right now because I told him what happened to him would happen if he did what he was going to do and...
Forum: General 08-26-2007, 05:37 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,038
Posted By Porphyria
There's apparently another pregnant goth girl who...

There's apparently another pregnant goth girl who is a patient at my doctor's office. I have no idea who she is, but the staff all seem to think we're friends.
Forum: Music 08-26-2007, 02:51 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 12,365
Posted By Porphyria
*thinks* CCR -> Led Zeppelin -> The Doors ->...

*thinks*

CCR -> Led Zeppelin -> The Doors -> Black Sabbath -> Metallica -> Motorhead -> Danzig -> Slayer -> Ministry -> Hatebreed -> Sepultura -> Tiamat -> Amorphis -> Emperor -> Dimmu Borgir ->...
Forum: Whining 08-26-2007, 08:38 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,914
Posted By Porphyria
My dorm suite was on a sorority hall (the county...

My dorm suite was on a sorority hall (the county where my school was located didn't allow traditional sorority houses because they fell into the same category as brothels according to the literal...
Forum: Whining 08-26-2007, 08:19 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,683
Posted By Porphyria
I'm not the sort of person who likes to start...

I'm not the sort of person who likes to start shit, but this kind of thing makes me really, extremely angry.

It's not like what you see on TV. You wouldn't have known you were having a...
Forum: Politics 08-26-2007, 07:20 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 21,046
Posted By Porphyria
Yup there are piles of dead poor people outside...

Yup there are piles of dead poor people outside American hospitals. They're ten, twenty feet high in some of the bigger cities. The sanitation trucks come around every couple of weeks and haul them...
Forum: General 08-26-2007, 07:10 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 10,281
Posted By Porphyria
My cat's name is Vincent.

My cat's name is Vincent.
Forum: General 08-26-2007, 06:58 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 10,281
Posted By Porphyria
My son's name is Kael Rowan. We actually get a...

My son's name is Kael Rowan. We actually get a lot of compliments on his name (and a good amount of "How do you pronounce that?"). A good friend of mine just had a baby boy and named him Tristan...
Forum: Spooky News 08-26-2007, 06:43 AM
Replies: 137
Views: 15,148
Posted By Porphyria
I found godhatesgoths forever ago. It took me...

I found godhatesgoths forever ago. It took me all of 30 seconds to figure out it's a parody site, laugh a little and move on. The names of the fictional people "quoted" in their articles give it...
Forum: Spooky News 08-25-2007, 03:47 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,385
Posted By Porphyria
The article never says she can't think. It just...

The article never says she can't think. It just says she has trouble moving and communicating. She attends school, so it's safe to assume she isn't brain dead and has some cognitive function.
...
Forum: General 08-24-2007, 02:28 PM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 199,865
Posted By Porphyria
Innocent. Guilty of forming sentimental...

Innocent.

Guilty of forming sentimental attachments to my underthings.
Forum: General 08-24-2007, 02:07 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,627
Posted By Porphyria
Sure. fledermaus@mindless.com. Just make sure...

Sure. fledermaus@mindless.com. Just make sure you tell me who you are in the subject line.
Forum: General 08-22-2007, 02:16 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,627
Posted By Porphyria
I'll join.

I'll join.
Forum: General 08-22-2007, 08:09 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,202
Posted By Porphyria
Agreed. Being a new mom is one of the most...

Agreed. Being a new mom is one of the most trying experiences your girl will ever have. Help her out wherever you can and she'll love you for it.

I remember being so stupid tired when my son...
Forum: Politics 08-22-2007, 07:52 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 21,046
Posted By Porphyria
That seems like the first step toward a rational...

That seems like the first step toward a rational solution. There has never been a federally-managed healthcare progam specifically for minors and I'd like to see something like that happen. As many...
Forum: General 08-21-2007, 11:02 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,343
Posted By Porphyria
I got 3 wrong answers.

I got 3 wrong answers.
Forum: Whining 08-21-2007, 05:22 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,610
Posted By Porphyria
Stephen Hawking and a few other physicists have...

Stephen Hawking and a few other physicists have theorized that the universe is spherical-- it's finite in size, but has no boundaries... like a big bubble.
Forum: Whining 08-20-2007, 11:33 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,610
Posted By Porphyria
I hate to split hairs over a word, but I'm going...

I hate to split hairs over a word, but I'm going to have to. The definition of the adjective "religious" is "of, pertaining to, or concerned with religion." A rejection of religion is still "of,...
Forum: Politics 08-20-2007, 11:00 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 21,046
Posted By Porphyria
You know, a large majority of the people who...

You know, a large majority of the people who "can't afford to live" on their full-time paychecks are spending a good portion of those paychecks on drugs, alcohol and other frivolities.

For...
Forum: Literature 08-20-2007, 10:03 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,544
Posted By Porphyria
If you're serious, then you should stick to just...

If you're serious, then you should stick to just answering the silly questions in an intro thread like the rest of us. Bad, bad poem. Fie on you.

But if you're fucking with us, as the "my...
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 06:35 AM
Replies: 456
Views: 104,273
Posted By Porphyria
It's not that they're not "goth" enough for me or...

It's not that they're not "goth" enough for me or something. These people are just really unpleasant on a personal level.
Forum: Whining 08-20-2007, 06:05 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,610
Posted By Porphyria
That's pretty much the definition of religious...

That's pretty much the definition of religious intolerance. By definition, the phrase refers to a fierce unwillingness to accept any religious viewpoint other that one's own. Rejection of religion...
Forum: Whining 08-19-2007, 02:23 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,610
Posted By Porphyria
Why do people insist on perpetuating religious intolerance?

I have to say something... something that's probably going to get me flamed by who the fuck ever, but it has to be said anyway.

Lots of people have this idea that one particular religious view is...
Forum: Whining 08-19-2007, 10:39 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,557
Posted By Porphyria
I've found that white noise helps with my...

I've found that white noise helps with my migraines. I have a toddler in the house, so it's fairly impossible to have silence when I have a headache. When medication fails, I go to bed and turn on...
Forum: General 08-19-2007, 08:43 AM
Replies: 456
Views: 104,273
Posted By Porphyria
I HATE Bauhaus. Seriously, I can't listen to it...

I HATE Bauhaus. Seriously, I can't listen to it for more than a couple of minutes before becoming really agitated.

I don't drink or use drugs. I used to do both casually, but stopped when I...
Forum: General 08-19-2007, 08:06 AM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 199,865
Posted By Porphyria
Innocent. Ugh, I can't stand that. Guilty...

Innocent. Ugh, I can't stand that.

Guilty of leaving mostly-empty soda bottles in the refrigerator because they're not fizzy anymore.
Forum: Spooky News 08-19-2007, 07:59 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,471
Posted By Porphyria
Poe's mysterious visitor revealed?

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20070816.wpoe16/BNStory/Entertainment/

BALTIMORE — The legend was almost too good to be true.

For decades, a mysterious figure dressed in...
Forum: Fashion 08-19-2007, 07:23 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 5,650
Posted By Porphyria
I do freelance graphic design. I love it-- no...

I do freelance graphic design. I love it-- no bosses, no co-workers, no one telling me how to dress or wear my hair and very little interraction with the general public. I spend most of my "work...
Forum: Fashion 08-19-2007, 06:42 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,688
Posted By Porphyria
There is only one type of real henna because...

There is only one type of real henna because there are no variations of the henna plant. Pure henna is always red or brown or somewhere in between, depending on the climate in which it was grown.
...
Forum: Fashion 08-18-2007, 12:48 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,688
Posted By Porphyria
Just a word about henna: Pure henna is...

Just a word about henna:

Pure henna is extremely safe, but also really hard to find. It also isn't available in black.

Black henna and some brands of red henna contain a chemical called...
Forum: Fashion 08-18-2007, 12:13 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,550
Posted By Porphyria
I'm surprised no one suggested mayonnaise. I...

I'm surprised no one suggested mayonnaise. I just noticed I can sit on my own hair about a week ago and it's all thanks to a twice-monthly slathering of mayonnaise.

I smear on a handful while...
Forum: Literature 08-18-2007, 11:54 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 5,455
Posted By Porphyria
I also like poem 50 from Tennyson's In Memoriam. ...

I also like poem 50 from Tennyson's In Memoriam.

Be near me when my light is low,
When the blood creeps, and the nerves prick
And tingle; and the heart is sick,
And all the wheels of Being...
Forum: Politics 08-16-2007, 03:40 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 4,274
Posted By Porphyria
delecti: Thank you for making a point without...

delecti: Thank you for making a point without being arrogant or melodramatic. I'm completely for the concept of skyfarming. I think it's cool in a kind of Star Trek way. The privatized model you...
Forum: Spooky News 08-16-2007, 03:17 PM
Replies: 184
Views: 25,498
Posted By Porphyria
The way one looks shouldn't illicit a violent...

The way one looks shouldn't illicit a violent reaction, but it does. There will always be ignorant, violent people who decide to do dumb shit like this based entirely on someone's clothing...
Forum: Spooky News 08-16-2007, 01:52 PM
Replies: 184
Views: 25,498
Posted By Porphyria
Oh, God. Do you really think I've been carrying...

Oh, God. Do you really think I've been carrying this gun around all these years without knowing how to use it? I grew up around guns and can handle a pistol with a fair amount of confidence.

My...
Forum: Politics 08-16-2007, 12:57 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 21,046
Posted By Porphyria
I live in America. I've been poor. I've been on...

I live in America. I've been poor. I've been on public healthcare. I am speaking from experience. You saw a film made by a man with questionable documentarian practices who's made a substantial...
Forum: Politics 08-16-2007, 12:34 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 4,274
Posted By Porphyria
I never cease to be amazed at how people living...

I never cease to be amazed at how people living in other countries (yes, I do mean Europeans) who have never lived in America and don't really have much information on our government systems outside...
Forum: Literature 08-15-2007, 01:48 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 5,455
Posted By Porphyria
My favorite poem is "The Hollow Men" by T.S....

My favorite poem is "The Hollow Men" by T.S. Eliot. It's very long, so I'll just post a few of my favorite parts.

We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled...
Forum: Spooky News 08-15-2007, 11:42 AM
Replies: 184
Views: 25,498
Posted By Porphyria
I carry an aging Smith & Wesson .38 in my bag. ...

I carry an aging Smith & Wesson .38 in my bag. My dad gave it to me right after I turned 18. I had to get a concealed weapon permit, which is not cheap in this state. The funny thing is that my...
Forum: Introductions 08-15-2007, 11:03 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,697
Posted By Porphyria
Yay. I'm not the only dork who answered the...

Yay. I'm not the only dork who answered the questions without being told to.

Where in NC are you? I grew up in Asheville. I wouldn't say it sucks... not compared to most of the other places...
Forum: General 08-15-2007, 07:18 AM
Replies: 179
Views: 13,975
Posted By Porphyria
I don't understand the goth girl fixation. It...

I don't understand the goth girl fixation. It seems like every time I go out to a mainstream place, unless my husband is hovering around me like an overprotective attack dog, some random guy always...
Forum: Politics 08-15-2007, 07:04 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 4,274
Posted By Porphyria
I don't think food, water and shelter should be...

I don't think food, water and shelter should be free for anyone. We're already well on our way to creating a society in which people have this notion that the government owes them something more...
Forum: General 08-14-2007, 12:01 PM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 199,865
Posted By Porphyria
Innocent. I have Netflix. Guilty of...

Innocent. I have Netflix.

Guilty of pretending to be way more upset than I really am about certain things in order to test people's level of concern for my wellbeing.
Forum: General 08-14-2007, 11:50 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,680,522
Posted By Porphyria
I thought you were older for some reason. That...

I thought you were older for some reason. That might have something to do with your ability to spell things. You're cute.
Forum: General 08-14-2007, 11:46 AM
Replies: 470
Views: 30,596
Posted By Porphyria
I do that shit, too. I've had a letter from my...

I do that shit, too. I've had a letter from my health insurance people authorizing my son to see his new audiologist since Thursday last week and I'm nervous about calling to schedule the...
Forum: General 08-14-2007, 11:25 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,680,522
Posted By Porphyria
Your Myspace is set to private.

Your Myspace is set to private.
Forum: General 08-14-2007, 11:24 AM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 199,865
Posted By Porphyria
Guilty. Guilty of wanting to buy clothes and...

Guilty.

Guilty of wanting to buy clothes and shoes that I know I'll probably never wear more than once or twice.
Forum: Spooky News 08-14-2007, 11:20 AM
Replies: 184
Views: 25,498
Posted By Porphyria
I feel bad for these kids, I do. But how wise is...

I feel bad for these kids, I do. But how wise is it to wander around late at night with no means of self-defense in an area frequented by violent teenagers? Not to mention they were apparently...
Forum: Whining 08-14-2007, 10:54 AM
Replies: 544
Views: 51,276
Posted By Porphyria
The Air Force base near where we live just built...

The Air Force base near where we live just built a whole shitload of new houses practically in our backyard. They look really nice... plus they got some people to come and fix a drainage problem...
Forum: Whining 08-14-2007, 10:47 AM
Replies: 544
Views: 51,276
Posted By Porphyria
Bah. You're just jealous because you can't get...

Bah. You're just jealous because you can't get away with wearing only one sock while you hold the other one in your tiny death grip, run around the back yard and scream "NO SOCK!!!" at the top of...
Forum: Politics 08-14-2007, 09:07 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 4,770
Posted By Porphyria
There's a part of Bowling for Columbine in which...

There's a part of Bowling for Columbine in which Moore is comparing gun violence in Canada and America. For some reason, he throws in a racial statistic outlining the number of African Americans in...
Forum: Politics 08-14-2007, 08:56 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 21,046
Posted By Porphyria
I didn't have time to read all the posts on this...

I didn't have time to read all the posts on this thread, so I apologize if I'm parroting someone else.

It seems like the majority of people who criticize American healthcare are not Americans. ...
Forum: Music 08-14-2007, 08:19 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,402
Posted By Porphyria
I was starting to think I was the only one. I...

I was starting to think I was the only one. I like Ella Fitzgerald, too.
Forum: General 08-14-2007, 06:36 AM
Replies: 3,613
Views: 274,417
Posted By Porphyria
I don't know... maybe 9 years ago? I haven't...

I don't know... maybe 9 years ago? I haven't been answerable to anyone since I was 17... which was in 1999. You young 'uns really have a way of making a girl feel old.

When was the last time...
Forum: General 08-14-2007, 06:23 AM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 199,865
Posted By Porphyria
Innocent. My mom's scarier than me. Guilty...

Innocent. My mom's scarier than me.

Guilty of saying "fuck" in front of my grandparents.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-14-2007, 05:55 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,254
Posted By Porphyria
I'm not seeing how Halloween can be made any...

I'm not seeing how Halloween can be made any stupider than it already is, so I guess Zombie deserves a chance. I liked The Devil's Rejects, but I wasn't fond of House of 1000 Corpses.
Forum: General 08-13-2007, 11:20 AM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 199,865
Posted By Porphyria
Guilty. Guilty of forgetting that I wasn't...

Guilty.

Guilty of forgetting that I wasn't in like-minded company and saying something that made everyone uncomfortable.
Forum: Whining 08-13-2007, 07:04 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 4,866
Posted By Porphyria
My grandfather had a cancerous skin lesion that...

My grandfather had a cancerous skin lesion that went undetected for years (he thought it was an age spot) until it got into his lymph system and spread to his lungs, liver and brain. This was in...
Forum: Whining 08-13-2007, 06:49 AM
Replies: 544
Views: 51,276
Posted By Porphyria
Fuck off to people who pretend to be mentally ill...

Fuck off to people who pretend to be mentally ill for attention. We all know you're lying so just fucking stop it.

Fuck off to Myspace skanks. Daddy obviously didn't hug you people enough.
...
Forum: Fashion 08-13-2007, 06:11 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,649
Posted By Porphyria
Go to a consignment shop or a swap meet. You can...

Go to a consignment shop or a swap meet. You can trade all your old clothes for new ones and money never changes hands. Well, it does sometimes, but anything more than $5 is considered a "major...
Forum: General 08-10-2007, 02:05 PM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 199,865
Posted By Porphyria
Innocent. Guilty of being resentful of a...

Innocent.

Guilty of being resentful of a friend for looking better in my clothes than I do.
Forum: Music 08-10-2007, 01:46 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 4,706
Posted By Porphyria
I think a couple of Korn's older songs are...

I think a couple of Korn's older songs are catchy, but wouldn't go so far as to say I like Korn. But if I had to choose one, like if I was trapped in a car with someone who only had those two bands'...
Forum: Music 08-10-2007, 01:23 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 6,140
Posted By Porphyria
Holy God, the Daisy sour cream song. That was...

Holy God, the Daisy sour cream song. That was stuck in my head for 2 days straight once and I thought I was going to have to put myself out of my misery.
Forum: General 08-09-2007, 02:52 PM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 199,865
Posted By Porphyria
Innocent. Guilty of becoming over-involved...

Innocent.

Guilty of becoming over-involved in trivial melodrama because I was bored.
Forum: General 08-08-2007, 04:06 PM
Replies: 3,613
Views: 274,417
Posted By Porphyria
I never sent pissy emails to people, but I did...

I never sent pissy emails to people, but I did get drunk one time about 3 years ago and accidentally emailed some graphic erotica to my dad instead of my husband. That was a pain in the ass to...
Forum: General 08-08-2007, 01:15 PM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 199,865
Posted By Porphyria
Innocent. It never seemed worth it to me. ...

Innocent. It never seemed worth it to me.

Guilty of incessant pen-clicking.
Forum: General 08-08-2007, 01:08 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,286
Posted By Porphyria
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a baby,...

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a baby, 4Real! --Title of a random, unattributed Reuters story I saw on Yahoo today.

That which does not kill us makes us stranger. --From an episode of Aeon...
Forum: General 08-08-2007, 12:42 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 21,040
Posted By Porphyria
"You are a Fantasy Goth. You may or may not...

"You are a Fantasy Goth. You may or may not actually be a goth, but "normal" folks see you as one of those weird kids, and you are probably considered a geek by quite a few."

Guess I should have...
Forum: General 08-08-2007, 12:19 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 14,150
Posted By Porphyria
I was in a Wal-mart a few years ago and a toddler...

I was in a Wal-mart a few years ago and a toddler pointed at me and was like "Mommy, pretty!" Her mom looked horrified. It absolutely made my day.
Forum: Whining 08-07-2007, 02:45 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,554
Posted By Porphyria
And nothing says "I care" like a flaming bag of...

And nothing says "I care" like a flaming bag of ferrets left on someone's front lawn. Those kids at PETA just don't understand...
Forum: Politics 08-07-2007, 02:37 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,397
Posted By Porphyria
I like you. I like you a lot.

I like you. I like you a lot.
Forum: Politics 08-07-2007, 12:25 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,397
Posted By Porphyria
Fanaticism is evil in every aspect, whether it be...

Fanaticism is evil in every aspect, whether it be psycho evangelical Christians or suicide bombing Muslims. I think it's more of an excuse for people to behave like... erm... people and act out...
Forum: Spooky News 08-07-2007, 10:35 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,343
Posted By Porphyria
I don't think it's ridiculous. People are...

I don't think it's ridiculous. People are dieting, excercising, losing weight and living healthier lives this way. If it takes God to keep them inspired to do it, then go, God. After all, people...
Forum: General 08-07-2007, 10:04 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,129
Posted By Porphyria
I wonder... and this is all hypothetical... if...

I wonder... and this is all hypothetical... if you lost your arm in some kind of accident and the arm was pretty much intact but couldn't be re-attached for whatever reason... and the hospital staff...
Forum: General 08-07-2007, 07:50 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,129
Posted By Porphyria
I've seen a placenta. My obstetrician made a...

I've seen a placenta. My obstetrician made a point of showing it to me after my son was born and then she poked it with a ballpoint pen. It was pretty disgusting... and bigger than I thought it...
Forum: General 08-07-2007, 07:42 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,129
Posted By Porphyria
I think I just peed a little.

I think I just peed a little.
Forum: General 08-07-2007, 07:39 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 7,680
Posted By Porphyria
There are a shitload of overweight people in...

There are a shitload of overweight people in Japan. You wouldn't think so because the Japanese are generally thought of as smallish, but they're everywhere. I get a little annoyed about the...
Forum: General 08-07-2007, 07:23 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,129
Posted By Porphyria
I think you'd have to intentionally swallow...

I think you'd have to intentionally swallow someone else's uvula to be a cannibal.

Are people who cook and eat their babies' placentas cannibals?
Forum: General 08-07-2007, 07:19 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,397
Posted By Porphyria
I don't really agree with that. People started...

I don't really agree with that. People started calling me "goth" when I was about 13 and, after I figured out what it meant, I just kind of accepted it. I never set out to be one thing or another...
Forum: Whining 08-07-2007, 06:54 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,554
Posted By Porphyria
I completely agree. I don't want people to...

I completely agree. I don't want people to understand what they did wrong or why I'm upset nearly as much as I just want them to realize they shouldn't do it again. Then I don't want to talk about...
Forum: Politics 08-07-2007, 06:38 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 4,461
Posted By Porphyria
I was pointing out that you're being very hostile...

I was pointing out that you're being very hostile and you don't need to be.

I've never met a "feminist" who wasn't really a sexist. I guess I'm a victim of the same stereotype you're bitching...
Forum: Whining 08-07-2007, 06:16 AM
Replies: 225
Views: 16,728
Posted By Porphyria
So maybe I am. It's irrelevant. What I asked...

So maybe I am. It's irrelevant. What I asked you has nothing to do with me or with atheism.

Stop trying to change the subject and answer the fucking questions.
Forum: Whining 08-06-2007, 12:39 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 16,728
Posted By Porphyria
Yes, lets. Maybe if Santa is pleased with us,...

Yes, lets. Maybe if Santa is pleased with us, he'll make Daddy come home this year. Now smile for the camera!
Forum: Spooky News 08-06-2007, 12:34 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,596
Posted By Porphyria
Only about 10%. The rest are faking.

Only about 10%. The rest are faking.
Forum: Whining 08-06-2007, 11:57 AM
Replies: 225
Views: 16,728
Posted By Porphyria
*Pats your head* Of course he's real, pumpkin.

*Pats your head* Of course he's real, pumpkin.
Forum: Politics 08-06-2007, 11:43 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 4,461
Posted By Porphyria
It is possible to disagree without resorting to...

It is possible to disagree without resorting to personal attacks.

What you're said and what I said are exactly the same, just with a difference in terminology. I said "feminist," and you said...
Forum: Whining 08-06-2007, 11:31 AM
Replies: 225
Views: 16,728
Posted By Porphyria
How many times do I have to tell you that I DON'T...

How many times do I have to tell you that I DON'T CARE if Santa is a god or not? I say no, you say yes, no one can be "right" because it's a stupid, self-defeating argument. That's never what any...
Forum: General 08-06-2007, 09:59 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,680,522
Posted By Porphyria
I think it's the contacts. Those are theatrical...

I think it's the contacts. Those are theatrical contacts, right? Or does Saddiction have the creepiest eyes ever? Anyway, they're creating some glare with the flash.

Nice falls, btw.
Forum: Politics 08-06-2007, 09:53 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 4,461
Posted By Porphyria
Why couldn't you have just said that in the first...

Why couldn't you have just said that in the first place instead of trying to start yet another pointless flame war?

I always wondered if the unbalanced male to female ratios (and vice-versa) in...
Forum: Spooky News 08-06-2007, 07:53 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,596
Posted By Porphyria
Not true. ...

Not true.
http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/malepreg.asp
Forum: Whining 08-06-2007, 06:26 AM
Replies: 225
Views: 16,728
Posted By Porphyria
I never asked you to justify your beliefs. I...

I never asked you to justify your beliefs. I honestly don't care about them and I never did. I never said anything that warranted the Santa tangent, either-- that was all you.

All I ever wanted...
Forum: Whining 08-05-2007, 06:43 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 16,728
Posted By Porphyria
Or you could do it while you sob uncontrollably. ...

Or you could do it while you sob uncontrollably. It's hot either way.
Forum: Whining 08-05-2007, 06:38 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 16,728
Posted By Porphyria
So do it already. Answer at least one of the...

So do it already. Answer at least one of the questions I asked you without attacking me personally. I don't think you can.
Forum: Whining 08-05-2007, 06:01 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 16,728
Posted By Porphyria
If there was a Church of Santa somewhere, or a...

If there was a Church of Santa somewhere, or a Cult of Santa, or anything resembling Santa-worship not exclusively practiced by preschoolers, then yeah, I’d be wrong about my previous statement...
Forum: Whining 08-05-2007, 02:43 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 16,728
Posted By Porphyria
If Santa was a deific figure like Zeus or Baal,...

If Santa was a deific figure like Zeus or Baal, the term "atheist" would apply. "Santa atheist" implies that certain people attribute godlike status to Santa, which is quite obviously untrue. ...
Forum: Whining 08-05-2007, 12:27 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 16,728
Posted By Porphyria
I apologize if my sentence structure is too...

I apologize if my sentence structure is too complex for you.

Is a Santa atheist someone who doesn't believe in Santa? This thought is fetal at best and warrants some sort of explaination.
Forum: Politics 08-05-2007, 12:10 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 4,461
Posted By Porphyria
You're very much a dick, dear, but that's beside...

You're very much a dick, dear, but that's beside the point.

I never argued with you on that other thread because it's a pointless debate. I just pointed out that you have no business trying to...
Forum: Music 08-05-2007, 11:55 AM
Replies: 758
Views: 148,947
Posted By Porphyria
No one's asking to go dancing, its not like that...

No one's asking to go dancing, its not like that anymore.
Its romantic if they mean it when they shut your fingers in the door.
Its a gory sort of story thats been told a hundred times before;
It...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-05-2007, 11:42 AM
Replies: 163
Views: 33,449
Posted By Porphyria
I agree with whoever mentioned the Fatal Frame...

I agree with whoever mentioned the Fatal Frame series.
Forum: Politics 08-05-2007, 11:35 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 4,461
Posted By Porphyria
Thoughts on feminism?

I was wondering if anyone has thought much about the double-edged sword that is the modern feminist movement.

How, if at all, has the movement helped the average woman and is that benefit worth...
Forum: Whining 08-05-2007, 10:34 AM
Replies: 225
Views: 16,728
Posted By Porphyria
Good thing I have you, a perfect stranger, to...

Good thing I have you, a perfect stranger, to explain my beliefs to me.

"Also" and "Too" are redundant when used in the same sentence. Tsk.
Forum: General 08-04-2007, 04:31 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 13,196
Posted By Porphyria
I'm too lazy to go through all these posts to see...

I'm too lazy to go through all these posts to see if anyone has already posted about Dokuru-chan (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9ELRZ08hNaU&mode=related&search=), so here it is if you haven't seen it...
Forum: General 08-04-2007, 03:48 PM
Replies: 166
Views: 23,551
Posted By Porphyria
I envision every good gothic community site that...

I envision every good gothic community site that I frequent as the coffee house I used to haunt as a teenager.
Forum: General 08-04-2007, 03:35 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,000
Posted By Porphyria
I like this website. It thinks I look like Kate...

I like this website. It thinks I look like Kate Beckinsale.
Forum: General 08-04-2007, 03:21 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 7,680
Posted By Porphyria
You should know that I'm very tempted to mock you...

You should know that I'm very tempted to mock you over the above statement. Luckily for you, I'm having ice cream right now. I can't properly mock and enjoy my ice cream at the same time.
Forum: Whining 08-04-2007, 03:08 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 16,728
Posted By Porphyria
Did it ever occur to you that I don't give a shit...

Did it ever occur to you that I don't give a shit about your argument and don't feel that it needs to be addressed? I don't particularly care about your beliefs and I'll thank you to keep them to...
Forum: Music 08-04-2007, 01:49 PM
Replies: 475
Views: 60,102
Posted By Porphyria
Avenged Sevenfold makes me irrationally angry.

Avenged Sevenfold makes me irrationally angry.
Forum: Music 08-04-2007, 01:47 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 11,677
Posted By Porphyria
So did I. It was one of the key factors in my...

So did I. It was one of the key factors in my decision to dump him. I'm not so shallow that I would normally dump someone over a difference in music preference, but he was obsessive. And he did...
Forum: Fashion 08-04-2007, 01:41 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,096
Posted By Porphyria
You can also permanently affix stickers to hard...

You can also permanently affix stickers to hard surfaces with a coat of clear acrylic glaze. I think it would probably work on soft vinyl as well because it's flexible after it dries. Anyway, it...
Forum: General 08-03-2007, 04:24 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 7,680
Posted By Porphyria
Americans have better teeth because of the milk...

Americans have better teeth because of the milk thing and because most cities have been adding fluoride to the public water supply for the past 30 years.

Americans are fat because America is a big...
Forum: Whining 08-03-2007, 03:48 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 16,728
Posted By Porphyria
First it's the Jehovah's Witnesses, then the...

First it's the Jehovah's Witnesses, then the Mormons, then those people at the airport... now the Atheists are pushy? I really don't appreciate people trying to tell me what to think, especially in...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-03-2007, 03:35 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 9,586
Posted By Porphyria
I almost always played a Nosferatu when I used to...

I almost always played a Nosferatu when I used to LARP, but have never gotten to play one in a tabletop game. For some reason, I always agree to be "the girl" and end up playing some outrageously...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-03-2007, 01:31 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 9,586
Posted By Porphyria
I remember shouting "You can't go outside during...

I remember shouting "You can't go outside during the day! It's the middle of the fucking day! That's aggravated damage! AGGRAVATED DAMAGE!!!" at the television.
Forum: Fashion 08-03-2007, 01:28 PM
Replies: 164
Views: 20,145
Posted By Porphyria
I believe the skirt-poofing substance you're...

I believe the skirt-poofing substance you're referencing is tulle.

I traded a pair of old Dr. Martens for a red and black Betsey Johnson slipdress last weekend. Swap meets are the shiz.
Forum: General 08-03-2007, 01:15 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 14,150
Posted By Porphyria
When my son was a baby, an old woman accused me...

When my son was a baby, an old woman accused me of kidnapping him with the intention of selling him "to the Chinese" for drug money. I told her I wasn't aware that the Chinese were purchasing white...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-02-2007, 03:14 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,401
Posted By Porphyria
I wasn't as amazed as I thought I would me. It...

I wasn't as amazed as I thought I would me. It was visually stunning, but I got bored with the excessive (if not well-choreographed) fighting and found myself wishing the plot had a little more...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-02-2007, 03:05 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 9,586
Posted By Porphyria
No love for the Nosferatu? *sniff*

No love for the Nosferatu? *sniff*
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-02-2007, 02:59 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,938
Posted By Porphyria
"Boobahs" is an inane reference to breasts in...

"Boobahs" is an inane reference to breasts in this part of the country. It's most often used by pre-teens and frat boys.


That and the way it's always going on about how it's "weally stwong."
...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-01-2007, 05:38 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,938
Posted By Porphyria
"Boobahs" are something completely different...

"Boobahs" are something completely different where I come from.
Forum: Whining 08-01-2007, 04:16 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 4,125
Posted By Porphyria
I didn't vomit (yet) today. Yay. After...

I didn't vomit (yet) today. Yay. After unsuccessfully searching the entire city for a PSone memory card, my neighbor sold me one for $3. Yay. My husband isn't wearing a shirt. Yay! I can sit on...
Forum: Introductions 08-01-2007, 04:05 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,138
Posted By Porphyria
I adore the Dresden Dolls. We should send them a...

I adore the Dresden Dolls. We should send them a card.

Hello, fellow newbie.
Forum: Whining 07-31-2007, 04:51 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,969
Posted By Porphyria
Fuck people are their opinions. A year from now,...

Fuck people are their opinions. A year from now, what some twits said about you behind your back won't matter in the slightest. You're you, they're not. You know what you're about and they don't...
Forum: Introductions 07-31-2007, 04:38 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,946
Posted By Porphyria
Thanks for the welcome. I want to change my...

Thanks for the welcome.

I want to change my answer to number 8. My husband informed me that even corpses bound for the furnace have to have a proper casket (or a cardboard box, depending on the...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-31-2007, 04:23 PM
Replies: 288
Views: 40,686
Posted By Porphyria
The troll in "Willow" scared the hell out me when...

The troll in "Willow" scared the hell out me when I was a kid. There's a scene in "The Last Starfighter" in which a guy is slowly melted. I wasn't fond of that, either.

My parents didn't let me...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-31-2007, 04:16 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,938
Posted By Porphyria
I have a toddler, so I'm intimately familiar with...

I have a toddler, so I'm intimately familiar with terrifying kids' shows.

Why the emphasis on talking animals? Why are the Backyardigans all various animals who live in houses like people? What...
Forum: Music 07-31-2007, 03:56 PM
Replies: 145
Views: 16,643
Posted By Porphyria
I dig Patsy Cline.

I dig Patsy Cline.
Forum: Fashion 07-31-2007, 12:47 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,758
Posted By Porphyria
Mmhmm. I do that and wear those stretchy,...

Mmhmm. I do that and wear those stretchy, tunic-length tanks and shirts to cover my ghetto-rigged trousers. Also, those loose-fitting empire waist dresses that are so popular right now are great...
Forum: General 07-31-2007, 11:58 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 12,519
Posted By Porphyria
It's odd how they're always so surprised they've...

It's odd how they're always so surprised they've been maced. They're like "Oh my God you maced me you fuckin bitch!!!" as though they thought they could hurl a half-empty Big Gulp at me (or anyone,...
Forum: General 07-31-2007, 11:53 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 5,304
Posted By Porphyria
I was born and raised near Asheville, NC. ...

I was born and raised near Asheville, NC. There's a town nearby called Bat Cave and one of the neighboring counties is Transylvania County. Sadly, neither place is as interesting as the names would...
Forum: General 07-31-2007, 11:27 AM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 199,865
Posted By Porphyria
Innocent. I'm guilty of being way too...

Innocent.

I'm guilty of being way too honest when I've been drinking.
Forum: General 07-31-2007, 11:19 AM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 199,865
Posted By Porphyria
Guilty. I'm guilty of deciding I hate things...

Guilty.

I'm guilty of deciding I hate things before I try them.
Forum: General 07-31-2007, 11:11 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 12,519
Posted By Porphyria
I grew up in hicktown, USA. People always stare,...

I grew up in hicktown, USA. People always stare, they always have some dumbass thing to say like, "Halloween is over!" or "Hey, Elvira!" It's my opinion that I'd be a bit of an imbecile if I...
Forum: Introductions 07-31-2007, 08:21 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,946
Posted By Porphyria
Forgettable mediocrity-- now with 50% more apathy!

I came entirely too close to starting my droning with "Hi all!" Good thing the bovine tranqulizers are starting to wear off. First of all, there are questions that must be answered. I'll do that...
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