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Forum: General 07-25-2006, 07:51 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Whoever your boyfriend is, you're being...

Whoever your boyfriend is, you're being completely wasted on him, Sugarpop. ^_^
Forum: General 07-04-2006, 08:41 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
->Well then... insert slightly more sleazy...

->Well then... insert slightly more sleazy secondary proposition centered on the aged maxim "what he don't know can't hurt him" here<-
Forum: General 07-03-2006, 08:47 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
HA HA HA HA HA! ...

HA HA HA HA HA!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMvMzQ4Vu-8[url]

Just because I'm introspective and I walk in the shadows doesn't mean I can't hear you.
Forum: General 06-30-2006, 07:38 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
->Insert inappropriate proposition here<-

->Insert inappropriate proposition here<-
Forum: Whining 06-26-2006, 08:11 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
Hiya EPS. The thing says that the...

Hiya EPS.

The thing says that the administrator has disabled private messages.

But you still have my GMail, right?

I also miss you, Sugarpop. Write soon, k? I'll respond.


I'm the...
Forum: Whining 06-13-2006, 07:21 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 07:13 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
After fourteen shots of Don Julio, sex with a...

After fourteen shots of Don Julio, sex with a stripper in a developing nation will not seem like a bad idea.

But it is.
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 07:04 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,320
See a play at the Globe. Any play will do. ...

See a play at the Globe. Any play will do.

I saw Henry V there.

I cried like a little girl during the St. Crispin's speech.
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 06:38 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,672
< thinks ^ should be a Scientologist because,...

< thinks ^ should be a Scientologist because, well, what the hell else do you have going on?
< would tell ^ about scientology when < joins ^ (if < knew anything about it besides the fact that...
Forum: Introductions 04-29-2006, 10:48 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,006
*snork*... Tee hee!

*snork*... Tee hee!
Forum: General 04-25-2006, 07:07 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,218
Update: Because I know you care. So...

Update:

Because I know you care.

So there I was, a shavin' today. And things were going resonably well. I had just finished thinking to myself, "Hey, I'm getting pretty good at this!" when I...
Forum: General 04-23-2006, 05:58 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,274
Mmm... squishy girls are the best.

Mmm... squishy girls are the best.
Forum: General 04-22-2006, 10:50 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
mmm.... cake....

mmm.... cake....
Forum: General 04-22-2006, 02:49 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,218
Well, it may not be for everyone, but I enjoy it....

Well, it may not be for everyone, but I enjoy it. It almost feels like I have a skill.

And yeah, at my barber shop too. They leave you really smooth and the shave lasts longer.

Plus, did I...
Forum: General 04-22-2006, 01:51 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,218
How to be a Man

So at one point I posted this nonsense (https://www.gothic.net/boards/showpost.php?p=98811&postcount=6284) about doing something manly. So. I've done it. And I'd like to share it with all of you....
Forum: General 04-21-2006, 09:12 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Hooray for Xng's mud wrestling pics! You...

Hooray for Xng's mud wrestling pics!

You know, Xng, I've been practicing this trick where I drink ten beers and let you do whatever you want to me. I'm getting reeeaaalll good at it...
Forum: General 02-28-2006, 07:04 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
So I went to work today and there were extra guys...

So I went to work today and there were extra guys from overseas. As is the custom with these guys, they tend to bring gifts when they arrive. Usual gifts are cookies or candies from their home...
Forum: General 02-18-2006, 01:26 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
In further randomness.... Today I went...

In further randomness....

Today I went through another razor. I'll clarify that I use them for shaving (seeing as how this is a gothic website). I'll further clarify that I use them to shave my...
Forum: General 02-18-2006, 01:16 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
I don't give a shit about the olympics and I'm...

I don't give a shit about the olympics and I'm not ashamed of that.
Forum: General 02-18-2006, 01:08 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,723
I once watched a man, wearing nothing but an...

I once watched a man, wearing nothing but an athletic supporter and a KFC hat, shave a 'T' into his chest hair with a speed that arose from what could only be described as 'a sense of urgency'.
...
Forum: General 02-18-2006, 12:56 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Ah... The illustrius 635. I hope to god you...

Ah... The illustrius 635. I hope to god you didn't get the Jumpseat option in that thing...

Maybe I worked on the prototype for that interior... HA! The things I could tell you about that...
Forum: Introductions 02-13-2006, 07:09 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,177
Thank god for EPS, Rockandrose, Wolfmoon, leg...

Thank god for EPS, Rockandrose, Wolfmoon, leg humping, and mild buttplay!
Forum: Introductions 02-11-2006, 04:00 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,727
Hooray! That makes three of us! Maybe four. ...

Hooray! That makes three of us! Maybe four.

Um... did she ever post again?
Forum: General 02-11-2006, 03:29 PM
Replies: 660
Views: 143,540
tee hee... I love webcams! ...

tee hee... I love webcams!

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9343/post7lr.jpg
Forum: Introductions 02-11-2006, 09:03 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,177
I'll drive down instead of fly and I'll pick us...

I'll drive down instead of fly and I'll pick us up a virgin in Arkansas. I hear they grow them there right next to the corn.

And I cordially invite those who chastised me for use of 'teh suck' to...
Forum: Introductions 02-10-2006, 08:50 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 4,027
People who play guitar for attention are teh suck.

People who play guitar for attention are teh suck.
Forum: Introductions 02-10-2006, 08:46 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,177
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/6664/untitled7o...

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/6664/untitled7ol.jpg

Got it! ^_^ Thanks for the tip! I always forget stuff like that.
Forum: General 02-10-2006, 05:07 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 28,407
Welcome to the learning triangle...

Welcome to the learning triangle (http://www.somethingawful.com/learning_triangle/index.htm)

We are all dumbys.

Cold Air, Jesus, Math. It's all right here.

Don't trust copper. Copper is...
Forum: Whining 02-10-2006, 04:52 PM
Replies: 139
Views: 15,279
And also... More buttocks please! That...

And also...

More buttocks please!

That is all.
Forum: Whining 02-10-2006, 04:48 PM
Replies: 139
Views: 15,279
Hooray for abortion and a woman's freedom to have...

Hooray for abortion and a woman's freedom to have one. I've always felt that couples should be a 51-49 organization when it comes to abortion (i.e. people should discuss it as a couple, but...
Forum: Introductions 02-10-2006, 04:38 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,727
Silver Ravenwolf? ...

Silver Ravenwolf?

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4989/untitled0ec.jpg

Have you tried reading Dion Fortune, Osho, Steiner, William Judge, or, gee... Anyone else?

Let's discuss it...
Forum: Introductions 02-09-2006, 07:43 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,177
*grumbles about people on the business end of the...

*grumbles about people on the business end of the International Date Line*

Fear not! For my Friday begins in 82 minutes! Then I too shall be ready to guzzle and break statutes with wild abandon!...
Forum: Whining 02-09-2006, 07:40 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
A thousand poets poeting continuously for a...

A thousand poets poeting continuously for a thousand years could not sufficiently describle how much you rock.
Forum: Introductions 02-09-2006, 07:36 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,177
Anytime you feel like visiting D-Town, you let me...

Anytime you feel like visiting D-Town, you let me know and we'll get blasted.

HOWEVER, I will be within four hours of you in the coming weeks. I have to visit a certain company's truck plant...
Forum: Introductions 02-09-2006, 07:31 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,177
You may as well hump the rest of me too. I had...

You may as well hump the rest of me too. I had an x-ray session at the doctor's office today and I'm probably infertile now. The procedure I had is called a "barium esophogram". Basically you...
Forum: Introductions 02-09-2006, 06:37 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,177
The good thing about gin is that there are few...

The good thing about gin is that there are few enough good brands for it to be an easy thing to be a connoiseur of.

Saphire is best when mixed with ice cubes and angst.
Forum: Introductions 02-09-2006, 06:32 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,177
Trend-tastic!

Oh boy! I'll make an introduction thread too, because I always do what everyone else does.


And that includes yo mama...

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)

I travel the world like Kane in...
Forum: Whining 02-08-2006, 06:32 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 5,671
HA HA HA HA! I have no idea why that's so funny!...

HA HA HA HA! I have no idea why that's so funny!

I guess it's similar to how I feel about G. W.
Forum: General 02-08-2006, 06:28 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 15,778
"Korean BBQ is kind of like butt sex;...

"Korean BBQ is kind of like butt sex; Occasionally amusing but generally not worth the effort."

-Anon
Forum: General 02-08-2006, 06:27 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 15,778
"That's exactly what "Signs" is like: the camera...

"That's exactly what "Signs" is like: the camera man zooming up on some guy's ass for two hours."

-Maddox (who's supposed to be updating today, damn it!)
Forum: Whining 02-08-2006, 06:04 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
Also, your new avatar is hot.

Also, your new avatar is hot.
Forum: Whining 02-08-2006, 06:03 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
Mahi Mahi, the high priest of Guphtah, the...

Mahi Mahi, the high priest of Guphtah, the flat-footed mule god of pinball and spare change (MAHA GUPHTAH SHAKUTI HEY!) once dispensed this wisdom to me:

Always call the beastly ho-bag racist...
Forum: Whining 02-08-2006, 05:58 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
Q: What's fat and old and works 14 hours a day? ...

Q: What's fat and old and works 14 hours a day?




A: God, I miss college.

Also, I'm getting sick.
Forum: General 02-01-2006, 06:01 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Tee hee... Nice junk.

Tee hee... Nice junk.
Forum: General 01-31-2006, 05:35 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Is Moonie old enough for me to tell her she has a...

Is Moonie old enough for me to tell her she has a nice ass?
Forum: General 01-28-2006, 10:38 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
I know that I'm a gen X-er... and I'm not...

I know that I'm a gen X-er... and I'm not supposed to say this...

But...

Honestly...

I think Andy Dick sucks ass.
Forum: General 01-28-2006, 11:15 AM
Replies: 710
Views: 79,214
But Foamy says all drugs are bad. You have to...

But Foamy says all drugs are bad. You have to listen to Foamy. I think it's the law.

"Oh sad is the world. But I have Kevorkian Scarf."

That's fucking poetry.

I also like alcohol.
Forum: General 01-28-2006, 10:51 AM
Replies: 710
Views: 79,214
Foamy (http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html)...

Foamy (http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html) says drugs are bad.

Stop with the druuugs!


Drugsinyourhead!
Forum: General 01-28-2006, 09:31 AM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 184,508
I secretly think these pictures are something...

I secretly think these pictures are something naughty and therefore I like them a lot.

I have no idea what it takes to be a successful abstract artist. I'd be interested in hearing what drives...
Forum: General 01-28-2006, 09:22 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Event Horizon is on TV. They're scanning for...

Event Horizon is on TV. They're scanning for life forms.

How come I never get to scan for life forms?
Forum: General 01-28-2006, 09:04 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Oooh! Topology! There's one I haven't heard in...

Oooh! Topology! There's one I haven't heard in awhile. But I'm a Mechanical Engineer. I studied mostly calculus and differential equations before launching into my engineering courses.

And in...
Forum: General 01-28-2006, 08:09 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
I did study math and now I'm an engineer. ...

I did study math and now I'm an engineer.

I'm trying to determine how this is a good thing.
Forum: General 01-28-2006, 07:49 AM
Replies: 710
Views: 79,214
Once upon a time I knew this girl named Joanne. ...

Once upon a time I knew this girl named Joanne. Joanne liked to be the center of attention. She didn't care how she obtained attention either, whether it was good or bad, she was just happy to get...
Forum: Whining 01-26-2006, 04:36 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
Indeed. I know several bitches that, in brazen...

Indeed. I know several bitches that, in brazen defiance to the laws of fluid dynamics, simultaneously suck and blow.
Forum: General 01-25-2006, 06:09 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 79,214
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/169/untitled5qz.j...

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/169/untitled5qz.jpg
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 07:52 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Ain't that the truth. Oh... You mean the...

Ain't that the truth.

Oh... You mean the picture... Yeah...

It's really cute! ^_^
Forum: Whining 01-23-2006, 07:49 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
God, I love you, Santarea. I had a green ranger...

God, I love you, Santarea. I had a green ranger for years. Now I have a red mustang (midlife crisis). I'll be switching to a Lincoln LS as soon as I'm not impoverished (fucking divorce!).

And...
Forum: Whining 01-23-2006, 09:55 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
Black Monday

It's Black Monday.

Think about what you could have done to avoid this.

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2971/untitled6hl.jpg
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 07:19 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
I suggest the very tops as seen from behind!

I suggest the very tops as seen from behind!
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 06:37 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Hooray for eyeballs! (waits patiently for...

Hooray for eyeballs!

(waits patiently for everyone to start posting pictures of their buttocks)
Forum: Shill 01-14-2006, 02:30 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,196
And also, to answer my dear, sweet, EPS, whom I...

And also, to answer my dear, sweet, EPS, whom I miss terribly (I'm sorry I've been away so long), I would be happy to suggest several anal-friendly surfaces, but most of my suggestions would probably...
Forum: Shill 01-14-2006, 02:20 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,196
Hooray for me.

For the dozens of adoring fans I have out there, my nasty, pro-American, pro-environmental, pro-human rights blog has been updated.

http://spaces.msn.com/members/BitterEngineer/

(warning: some...
Forum: Whining 01-12-2006, 05:07 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
NO! God damn it. Who's big idea was this? ...

NO!

God damn it. Who's big idea was this? What the hell is this thing doing in D-Town?

Chinese people are welcome here. Chinese cars are not.
...
Forum: Music 01-12-2006, 04:51 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
Otsuka Ai - Anaembo

Otsuka Ai - Anaembo
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 01:43 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
I know. ^_^ I was wondering how long before...

I know. ^_^

I was wondering how long before someone presented that hypothesis. *sigh* It was fun while it lasted.
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 01:13 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Psst... Ryuu looks like this: ...

Psst...

Ryuu looks like this:

http://img327.imageshack.us/img327/6356/ryuu6jv.jpg

Tee hee...
Forum: Whining 12-22-2005, 08:37 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
Be right back... again... ...

Be right back... again...

http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/3779/untitled7op.jpg
Forum: General 12-22-2005, 08:25 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
I've been wanting to take Tie's picture strings...

I've been wanting to take Tie's picture strings and edit them together to make a new "Numa Dance" flash. But I'm lazy so I won't.
Forum: General 12-22-2005, 08:22 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
That's what the beer and, arguably, what the...

That's what the beer and, arguably, what the gasoline is for.

The gun is only required for sex in Arkansas.
Forum: General 12-14-2005, 04:57 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
The best car seats in the world are made by a...

The best car seats in the world are made by a company called "Trim Masters".

I always thought that would be a good name for a strip club.
Forum: General 12-13-2005, 07:09 PM
Replies: 412
Views: 34,449
You're absolutely right. Goths can't be funny. ...

You're absolutely right. Goths can't be funny. If you are ever caught being funny, we will totally take back your pewter ankh and decoder ring.
Forum: Politics 12-13-2005, 06:41 PM
Replies: 345
Views: 48,696
Sorry to be tardy to the party. :P Workity work...

Sorry to be tardy to the party. :P Workity work work work...

So... Of course heterosexual people work the system. But don't you think that with twice as many options for marriage, particularly...
Forum: General 12-06-2005, 04:06 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Well, I used to have one a long time ago, but...

Well, I used to have one a long time ago, but then I bought this one last week. It's great. It amuses me to feed it at work in my tiny cubicle.

I suggest getting a new one. I think mine's...
Forum: General 12-06-2005, 03:57 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Of all the things I did today... Feeding my...

Of all the things I did today...

Feeding my Tamagotchi was probably the most important and / or rewarding.

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/6769/10031565vf.jpg
Forum: Politics 12-04-2005, 04:56 PM
Replies: 345
Views: 48,696
Look, I voted for gay marriage rights in the...

Look, I voted for gay marriage rights in the Michigan election (we lost, by the way). I'm all for gay people getting married. I do, however, have some apprehension about whether people will use...
Forum: Music 12-03-2005, 05:52 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
Biggie. Big Poppa.

Biggie. Big Poppa.
Forum: General 12-03-2005, 05:46 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,274
*sigh*....

*sigh*....
Forum: General 12-03-2005, 05:45 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
I have never understood the attraction to...

I have never understood the attraction to collecting knives. What do you do with that thing? Cut your meatloaf? Stab the mailman? What's it for?
Forum: Whining 12-03-2005, 05:39 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 4,749
Wash your face twice a day using a brand of soap...

Wash your face twice a day using a brand of soap called "Purpose". It doesn't have any perfumes or moisturizers in it so it actually gets you clean.

Use water as hot as you can handle.

Scrub a...
Forum: General 11-29-2005, 06:41 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
You got a guy? Why wasn't I notified? Damn...

You got a guy? Why wasn't I notified?

Damn it.

One more dream washes away. Like houses do in hurricanes.

Don't you love it when I go full circle like that?
Forum: General 11-25-2005, 09:31 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Oh god, Binkie... The DPRK websitre... I'm so...

Oh god, Binkie... The DPRK websitre... I'm so glad to se that someone else found that little gem. Did you download that awsome video about protecting the father land from foreign invaders...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 11-22-2005, 08:12 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,622
Isn't she gorgeous? And I love the "bitch"...

Isn't she gorgeous? And I love the "bitch" personality she usually gives off in movies.
Forum: Music 11-22-2005, 08:09 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
Of course. I love the Spice Girls. When that...

Of course. I love the Spice Girls. When that movie, Spiceworld, was out, only four of us went to see it. We were all alone in the theater with the Spice-Hottness on the screen so we made the floor...
Forum: Music 11-22-2005, 07:54 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
Naked - Spice Girls

Naked - Spice Girls
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 11-22-2005, 07:28 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,622
I liked Farewell My Concubine. It stars Gong Li....

I liked Farewell My Concubine. It stars Gong Li.

I had a great date seeing that movie. Why did I let that one go?

Oh right, she was psycho.

Anyway, the movie is a classic.
Forum: Whining 11-22-2005, 07:13 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 14,293
The last time I did that I was in Nagoya... Long...

The last time I did that I was in Nagoya... Long story short, they didn't let us into the strip club and Steve punched the Yakuza guy.

I kept repeating "Shitsureishimashita! Hontou ni! ...
Forum: General 11-22-2005, 06:48 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
HA! HA! HA! Demonista! You rock! I can't...

HA! HA! HA!

Demonista! You rock! I can't believe how much that made me laugh!

It was a truly shit day. Work sucked. I can't get this stupid GNOME to configure right (Yeah, I suck... I was...
Forum: General 11-21-2005, 06:11 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
When I got back from spending a month in Mexico...

When I got back from spending a month in Mexico this year, I was sick until...

Oh wait... I'm still kind of sick (NO it is NOT VD... I was tested for that twice after I got back, thank you very...
Forum: Whining 11-21-2005, 05:49 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 7,124
Um... DETROIT people don't like ghetto cracks. ...

Um... DETROIT people don't like ghetto cracks.

I guess you should buy her an electric blue Cavalier and give her $100 a week to get her nails done. Then she'll see that you don't take her...
Forum: General 11-19-2005, 11:36 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Santarea, your title is wonderful. I'm so...

Santarea, your title is wonderful. I'm so wasted, I thought Id' tell you about it.

Who the hell else knows the meaning of Agni? Particularyl that aspect of Agni.

And to think you're already...
Forum: General 11-16-2005, 08:53 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 456,075
Intestines. I've eaten those in Japan (although...

Intestines. I've eaten those in Japan (although in Korean BBQ, not in urine).

License to sell ass or heroin?
Forum: General 11-16-2005, 08:37 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
XNG!!! I WANNA READ YOUR POSTS! I am so...

XNG!!! I WANNA READ YOUR POSTS!

I am so gonna cry if we can't read her posts soon.
Forum: Whining 11-16-2005, 07:03 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 16,980
Oh boy! I get to use it again! ...

Oh boy! I get to use it again!

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/5510/fun3mp.jpg
Forum: General 11-16-2005, 06:02 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 12,394
Well, maybe... I think the technical age of...

Well, maybe... I think the technical age of consent in most places is 16. I've never tested that so I may be wrong...
Forum: General 11-16-2005, 05:10 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 12,394
17 to 22 is not a big deal. 17 to 30, you should...

17 to 22 is not a big deal. 17 to 30, you should think about it.
Forum: Whining 11-15-2005, 08:30 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
Now, now... 1. I'm permitted to be...

Now, now...

1. I'm permitted to be irrational in the "rant" thread.
2. Phillips is from Holland, and Holland isn't evil. Only the company that I'm ranting about is evil. And also Daimler...
Forum: Whining 11-14-2005, 05:06 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
To whom it clearly does not concern. Your...

To whom it clearly does not concern.

Your weld joint is dumb as hell. You're going to spend four times as much in tooling maintenance holding that. What are you trying to prove?

NdYAG is used...
Forum: General 11-14-2005, 11:54 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,196
Somewhere in an attic, there's a picture of these...

Somewhere in an attic, there's a picture of these guys catching on.
Forum: General 11-14-2005, 09:48 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Crap. Well, the good news is that I have a...

Crap.

Well, the good news is that I have a top knotch bullshit detector.

The bad news is, when you point it at Edible_Eye, you get a big reading that says "No Bullshit Detected".

You know, I...
Forum: General 11-13-2005, 06:55 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
I completely agree that repetative sex is very,...

I completely agree that repetative sex is very, very boring. I tend to take a lot of cues from my partner(s) but I tend to think that this is because, as far as I'm concerned, the hottest thing is...
Forum: General 11-13-2005, 05:26 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Yes, I have to agree. It would probably be best...

Yes, I have to agree. It would probably be best for people to avoid posting pictures of themselves as children for awhile. And as much as it pains me to say it, sexy pics should probably be put on...
Forum: Whining 11-13-2005, 05:24 PM
Replies: 408
Views: 48,179
I agree whole heartedly. I know plenty of people...

I agree whole heartedly. I know plenty of people who have taken medication for depression and it's turned their life around. I certainly wouldn't tell anyone what to do, but I can say that, even if...
Forum: General 11-13-2005, 05:16 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Not at all. In my opinion, sexuality should be...

Not at all. In my opinion, sexuality should be as uninhibited as possible. If you're not looking to make babies (and most of us aren't), sex is really all about fun. Nothing's taboo as long as...
Forum: Shill 11-13-2005, 04:58 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,004
Google Talk

If you've got Gmail, you need to get google talk. This is by far the best VoIP software I've ever used. It's absolutely crystal clear.

http://www.google.com/talk/

This is very, very good...
Forum: General 11-13-2005, 04:48 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Sure, why not? I've had sex with men, women, and...

Sure, why not? I've had sex with men, women, and several men and several women and several men and women. Who hasen't? That kind of thing is what your 20s are for. Really, I think you haven't...
Forum: General 11-13-2005, 03:34 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Me too. But it did. Unfortunately, the girls...

Me too. But it did. Unfortunately, the girls had all left by then, so I had no one to snuggle. Bummer.

I find it odd that I have no problem with homosexual sex, but I find homosexual cuddling...
Forum: Whining 11-13-2005, 03:21 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,155
I know that CIS jobs aren't paid what they used...

I know that CIS jobs aren't paid what they used to be. As you know, everyone can't work for google and the people who end up in games companies really work long hours and frankly don't make very...
Forum: General 11-13-2005, 08:32 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Holy shit, Al... Did you meet Hiram too?

Holy shit, Al... Did you meet Hiram too?
Forum: General 11-12-2005, 08:29 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
I'm so drunk. My cat is loud. Also, my...

I'm so drunk.

My cat is loud.

Also, my knees.

I need to go to Australia.

And also India.
Forum: General 11-12-2005, 08:05 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 8,599
Here's the Minister Mixer: Take a glass ...

Here's the Minister Mixer:

Take a glass
Put three large ice cubes in the glass
Fill the glass with Tanquarey or Bombay Saphire
Drink
Forum: General 11-12-2005, 08:02 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Really, TOIB... You look fantastic. Is that a...

Really, TOIB... You look fantastic. Is that a velvet jacket?
Forum: Fashion 11-12-2005, 07:01 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 17,806
You really don't want to get a tattoo before...

You really don't want to get a tattoo before you're 18 or so. And really it has nothing to do with the age of consent. It's really about the fact that your body is still growing and possibly...
Forum: General 11-12-2005, 06:50 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
And thank you, Rose, My cat's name is "Enkidu"...

And thank you, Rose, My cat's name is "Enkidu" and he does have great green eyes that are remarkably expressive. He's also very friendly, which is a bonus with a cat, I think. ^_^
Forum: General 11-12-2005, 06:43 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
TOIB, I really must say, that hairstlyle is...

TOIB, I really must say, that hairstlyle is absolutely adorable! Do you wear your hair like that often?
Forum: General 11-11-2005, 09:19 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 15,778
"Be true to the thought of the moment and avoid...

"Be true to the thought of the moment and avoid distraction. Other than continuing to exert yourself, enter into nothing else, but go to the extent of living single thought by single thought."
...
Forum: General 11-11-2005, 07:04 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Yes... we are approaching "midnight freak-out...

Yes... we are approaching "midnight freak-out time". Soon he will be thundering around and attacking my feet for no good reason.

That's a great shirt, Ties. You look absolutely adorable there.
Forum: General 11-11-2005, 06:43 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 456,075
Shelves. You have to have 50 cats and know how...

Shelves. You have to have 50 cats and know how to play mahjong to have "cupboards".

Airplane or train?
Forum: General 11-11-2005, 06:40 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 5,122
Well, I... uh... was going to mention the...

Well, I... uh... was going to mention the mesopotamian devotional statues and the prominence of lapis in certain ancient texts such as The Epic of Gilgames...

But I just got helle pwned so I'd...
Forum: General 11-11-2005, 06:34 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Hooray for alcohol and hot waitresses and...

Hooray for alcohol and hot waitresses and waiters!

And to remain on the topic of picture posting, here's one of me scratching my pussy.

http://img491.imageshack.us/img491/338/10030346lv.jpg
Forum: General 11-11-2005, 06:15 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
In detroit we have a brewery called "Local...

In detroit we have a brewery called "Local Color". It's pretty good for a microbrew. I used to go there all the time with this one lady I knew back in the day. Her friend and her friend's...
Forum: General 11-11-2005, 06:00 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 5,122
Me too. Did you know that there was a time when...

Me too. Did you know that there was a time when Lapis was considered the most valuable stone on earth? Are you also a fan of ancient history or do you just like the color?
Forum: Music 11-11-2005, 05:46 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
Fluke - Absurd

Fluke - Absurd
Forum: General 11-11-2005, 05:28 PM
Replies: 259
Views: 72,532
http://www.imghosted.com/up/f/VD4D06Es9nM9/Vw1tikA...

http://www.imghosted.com/up/f/VD4D06Es9nM9/Vw1tikAv.jpg

The big part in the middle says, roughly, "Dirty American Devil".
Forum: General 11-11-2005, 03:58 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
As a fellow midwesterner, I'll bring my own...

As a fellow midwesterner, I'll bring my own brush, raft, and fishin' rod.
Forum: General 11-11-2005, 03:55 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Jeez, man, think of your blood pressure! ...

Jeez, man, think of your blood pressure!

This is for you. ^^;

http://img333.imageshack.us/img333/4411/chill5ig.jpg
Forum: General 11-11-2005, 09:50 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 15,778
"I am an evil that exists to oppose all other...

"I am an evil that exists to oppose all other evils. And on that day, of which all prophets speak but in none truly believe, when all evil is cleansed from the earth, then I too shall go down into...
Forum: General 11-10-2005, 08:35 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
In that case, please don't stop dancing! I don't...

In that case, please don't stop dancing! I don't want the universe to be detroyed! The universe is where I keep all my stuff!
Forum: General 11-10-2005, 08:31 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Ooh.. no... Sorry Blue... I mean the Hindu god,...

Ooh.. no... Sorry Blue... I mean the Hindu god, Shiva.
Forum: General 11-10-2005, 08:29 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 5,122
That's a good point. Some people, like for...

That's a good point. Some people, like for instance, my ex-wife... Don't want to be married, but they do want to get married.

These are two very different things.

When you *get* married,...
Forum: General 11-10-2005, 08:17 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Nah... I'm not paying anyone $150 per hour. ;) ...

Nah... I'm not paying anyone $150 per hour. ;)



Why thank you. Right back at ya, brother!



Damn right!
Forum: General 11-10-2005, 08:12 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Please forgive me if I've miscommunicated again. ...

Please forgive me if I've miscommunicated again. I certainly don't mean to imply that I think women are superficial. I'm sorry if I came off that way. (And as for giving up on women... Belive me,...
Forum: General 11-10-2005, 07:48 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 5,122
I agree that everyone is different, but I think...

I agree that everyone is different, but I think that most people still have a lot of learning about who they want to be when they're 17. They may still need to "sew some oats" as well... While...
Forum: General 11-10-2005, 07:38 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
I am 29 and slightly overweight. I look like I'm...

I am 29 and slightly overweight. I look like I'm about 35 from the booze, cigarettes, and overly stressful working conditions that are common in Detroit (usually 7-7, later if there's a conference...
Forum: General 11-10-2005, 07:35 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
I'll Drink to that! Kanpai! ...

I'll Drink to that!

Kanpai!

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6692/chonbo0gf.jpg
Forum: General 11-10-2005, 07:28 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
*sigh*... Rose, You're so wonderful.^^ ...

*sigh*...

Rose, You're so wonderful.^^ When you say things like that my heart flutters.

You make me wish I wasn't so ugly and old.;)
Forum: General 11-10-2005, 07:14 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Last time I was told to speak for myself, I...

Last time I was told to speak for myself, I replied with a haiku and an interesting graphic of Shiva.

But considering



I'll just bite my lip...

Gin and the internet are an interesting...
Forum: Music 11-10-2005, 06:52 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
Techno Artist. Like the immortal Praga Kahn,...

Techno Artist. Like the immortal Praga Kahn, whom I'm listening to now.
Forum: General 11-09-2005, 09:23 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Case in point... Time Magazine's "Most...

Case in point...

Time Magazine's "Most beautiful woman in film", Bollywood star, Aishwarya Rai. She has a face which evinces an extremely high estrogen level.
...
Forum: General 11-09-2005, 09:05 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Oof... I'm sorry. I'm really drunk and that post...

Oof... I'm sorry. I'm really drunk and that post came out all wrong. I think I should clarify my logic a bit...

The first thing that I stated, but didn't make clear in the above post was that...
Forum: Shill 11-09-2005, 08:22 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,570
Paris is rather nice, in a way, though I havent...

Paris is rather nice, in a way, though I havent been there in about five years. If you do go, please take the time (if you like) to vist the city of Brussels about 90 minutes north by train. It is...
Forum: Shill 11-09-2005, 08:11 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,570
Because you know I won't be there? ;)

Because you know I won't be there? ;)
Forum: General 11-09-2005, 08:09 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
WHOOO! Drunk! Incidentally, while you are...

WHOOO! Drunk!

Incidentally, while you are considering which cam pictures to post, the gentlemen of GNet would like to note some important guidelines for cam posts.

For the face, the thing that...
Forum: Shill 11-09-2005, 07:36 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,533
Tarot Reader Software

So...

Tonight's second "Shill"...

So a friend of mine is trying to save up to get some dental work done (she needs a root canal). I gave her some tarot card reading software to sell on her...
Forum: Music 11-09-2005, 07:26 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
What's Your Frequency, Kenneth? - R.E.M. (I'm...

What's Your Frequency, Kenneth? - R.E.M. (I'm soooo old...)
Forum: General 11-09-2005, 07:25 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
*waits patiently to see where this is going...*

*waits patiently to see where this is going...*
Forum: General 11-09-2005, 07:23 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
It's a charming song. You're welcome to it if...

It's a charming song. You're welcome to it if you want it.
Forum: General 11-09-2005, 07:12 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
An Aussie friend of mine shared the lovely song...

An Aussie friend of mine shared the lovely song "Yo Mama" by the band "Butterfingers".

I rate it as "amusing". And I'm a fop.
Forum: Shill 11-09-2005, 07:04 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,570
The Minister Saint-Fond Roadshow

Hiya campers!

I thought Soul Immortal had a great idea and I'm drunk enough now to post about it.

I can't host anything like a GNET get-together, but I do an awful lot of traveling. So I've...
Forum: Whining 11-09-2005, 04:47 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
That actually gives me an idea, perhaps after a...

That actually gives me an idea, perhaps after a few more of these adult beverages, I'll post it in Shill.
Forum: General 11-09-2005, 04:37 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 12,042
You know... I heard about that clip a couple of...

You know... I heard about that clip a couple of years ago from a guy that worked for me. It got us to thinking...

Obviously that guy had sex with a horse for money.

All I can think of is this:...
Forum: General 11-08-2005, 08:03 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
I call that "Thursday".

I call that "Thursday".
Forum: General 11-08-2005, 06:12 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
I know what you mean. I've lost entire weekends...

I know what you mean. I've lost entire weekends to drunken festivals of lust. When you find a group of people who amuse you, you never want to stop...

But then... The third noble truth of the...
Forum: Whining 11-08-2005, 05:37 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
No no no... Oof... Fuck it... We had another...

No no no... Oof... Fuck it... We had another "Team Building Exercise" today. This guy from the comfort department and I got wasted and started calling all the cute girls we know at the home office...
Forum: Whining 11-08-2005, 05:14 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
I'm fucking drunk again. What's wrong with me???

I'm fucking drunk again. What's wrong with me???
Forum: Music 11-08-2005, 05:12 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
All the Things She Said - T.A.T.U. (:^P)

All the Things She Said - T.A.T.U. (:^P)
Forum: General 11-08-2005, 05:11 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 30,228
Word: 1. Books 2. The fruits of my...

Word:

1. Books
2. The fruits of my lechery, practiced with wild abandon
3. Friends
4. Music
5. Sweet sweet gin... the love juice of the mother goddess
Forum: General 11-08-2005, 05:02 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
When I was younger, I was the general manager of...

When I was younger, I was the general manager of a minority corporation. I was the only white guy. The other guys decided I was cool and made me an "Honorary Brotha". I smoked Kools and everything.
Forum: General 11-07-2005, 07:03 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
I happen to have the Pimsleur Japanese CDs that...

I happen to have the Pimsleur Japanese CDs that I've ripped to MP3 (it's a "Learn Japanese" method). They're a bit expensive, but they honestly really work. The Pimsleur method of language...
Forum: Whining 11-07-2005, 05:44 PM
Replies: 408
Views: 48,179
So are you saying you don't wanna go to the dance...

So are you saying you don't wanna go to the dance with me on Friday?
Forum: General 11-07-2005, 05:39 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Yes, that's actually quite true. Basically, only...

Yes, that's actually quite true. Basically, only Japanese are allowed into the "Pink" establishments (you know what I mean), unless the establishment is designed specifically for foreigners. Places...
Forum: Spooky News 11-07-2005, 05:17 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,664
The Vatican Sides Up with Evolution

Full Story with all the credits and whatnot. (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17162341-13762,00.htm)

THE Vatican has issued a stout defence of Charles Darwin, voicing strong criticism of...
Forum: General 11-07-2005, 05:07 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Incidentally, I have this blog thingy: ...

Incidentally, I have this blog thingy:

http://spaces.msn.com/members/BitterEngineer/

If you click on the little photo link that reads "International Travel is Overrated", you can scroll through...
Forum: General 11-07-2005, 05:00 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
It's acutally surprisingly inexpensive if you...

It's acutally surprisingly inexpensive if you plan ahead. A coach round-trip ticket can be as little as $800 in the off season. Then there are actually some places to stay that are very cheap.
...
Forum: Music 11-07-2005, 04:54 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
The Presidents of the United States of America -...

The Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches
Forum: General 11-07-2005, 04:18 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
I work for an automotive interiors supplier. Of...

I work for an automotive interiors supplier. Of course, I shouldn't say which one... But if you happen to see these:

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5179/untitled5nb.jpg

You've seen a piece...
Forum: General 11-07-2005, 04:09 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
I am totally listening to Mai Kuraki's "Secret of...

I am totally listening to Mai Kuraki's "Secret of My Heart" right now and I don't care who know's that it's one of my favorites.

Also,

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/883/untitled5jf.jpg

I...
Forum: Whining 11-07-2005, 03:53 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 5,792
Well I do my best. You know, there are people...

Well I do my best. You know, there are people who would say that, "That's censorship, man! How can you let that happen! You have a right to be who you want to be! Blah blah blah..."

To them, I...
Forum: Whining 11-06-2005, 09:21 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 5,792
This thread is old, but I can't sleep yet so I'm...

This thread is old, but I can't sleep yet so I'm posting an opinion on it. So what? Wanna fight about it?

Your future isn't worth any fashion or personal choice. We all have to live together so...
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 07:32 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
You do that. And make a thread there too. Those...

You do that. And make a thread there too. Those work a little better.
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 07:29 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
You do that. And be sure to give your mama a...

You do that. And be sure to give your mama a kiss for me.
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 07:25 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
I'm sure you retain all kinds of things in your...

I'm sure you retain all kinds of things in your anus. There's no reason to be angry about it.
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 07:22 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
No.. no... not "Child in a man's body"... What...

No.. no... not "Child in a man's body"... What happens to you is "Man in a child's body". And I'm sure it happens daily.

Please take your angst out on your Barbie dolls like a normal freak. We...
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 07:19 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
You're a hypocrit because you say you're very...

You're a hypocrit because you say you're very intelligent, and then spell hypocrit as 'hypacrit'. That's also the reason that you suck. It's amazing how things are related... Just like... say......
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 07:15 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
Fetal Alcohol syndrome. Tragic... but a fact of...

Fetal Alcohol syndrome. Tragic... but a fact of life in the trailer park.
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 07:14 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/5510/fun3mp.jpg

http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/5510/fun3mp.jpg
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 07:02 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
Then post them here. This is your thread. I'm...

Then post them here. This is your thread. I'm waiting to hear your great wisdom.
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 06:59 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
If you had been reading this thread, you would...

If you had been reading this thread, you would see all of the childish intellects here wiping up the floor with you. I just assume you're a little kid who wants attention and his parents are too...
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 06:56 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
Well, the only thing we know about your mind is...

Well, the only thing we know about your mind is dictated by our experiences with your spelling. And based on those experiences, I come to the conclusion that your mind is disorganized and generally...
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 06:53 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
She's not my cheerleader, you're the one with the...

She's not my cheerleader, you're the one with the little dress and pigtails. Come on, man. I'm still waiting.

And if you're going to give me a derogatory nickname, it should be something that's...
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 06:51 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
What's a petfile? Is that a new CSI show? Do...

What's a petfile? Is that a new CSI show? Do you mean 'pedaphile'? Let's leave your dad out of this.

*double yawn* Yeah. You suck. Come on, man, I'm getting bored.
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 06:46 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
There's no one more interesting than me. Haven't...

There's no one more interesting than me. Haven't you heard? I'm virtue embodied. Go ask your mom, and sister. They'll tell you how interesting I can be.
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 06:45 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
Yeah, this one sucks.

Yeah, this one sucks.
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 06:44 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
And that's Gerbils you're thinking of. Come on,...

And that's Gerbils you're thinking of. Come on, as long as you're putting them in your ass, you might as well know what they are.
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 06:43 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
This is the goth board. I'm always alone in the...

This is the goth board. I'm always alone in the dark.


Duh.

*yawn* Come on, kid, you can do better than that. It's tough to make fun of you when you're already doing such a great job of...
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 06:40 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
No doubt because you're typing one-handed. You...

No doubt because you're typing one-handed. You know, that will make you go blind.

Jeez. You make it too easy. I grow bored with this game.
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 06:37 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
Yeah. I'll bet you come alone five or six times...

Yeah. I'll bet you come alone five or six times a day. You should talk to a counselor about that.
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 06:36 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
It's all the same guy. That's why the posts take...

It's all the same guy. That's why the posts take so long.
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 06:32 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 15,509
It's windy. You could almost say, "It...

It's windy. You could almost say, "It blows".
Forum: Literature 11-06-2005, 03:49 PM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 771,400
Dracula's Guest was rather interesting. I used...

Dracula's Guest was rather interesting. I used to love the book 'Dracula' when I first read it in much... much... *sigh* younger days. If anyone is looking for it, it's in just about every...
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 03:39 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,775
Remaining unimpressed and perhaps even bitter in...

Remaining unimpressed and perhaps even bitter in the face of powerful and seemingly overwhelming topics has been cool since king Solomon wrote the book of Ecclesiastes. I guess it's part of human...
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 10:15 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 7,559
That I should say "Fuck it all!" and become a...

That I should say "Fuck it all!" and become a sailor. I'd often dream of the high seas, the beautiful sunsets, the salt spray air, and the long nights in a tiny bunk alone with a copy of "Swank".
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Forum: General 11-06-2005, 10:03 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
OK, catching up... I, uh... had and interesting...

OK, catching up... I, uh... had and interesting alergic reaction to some thorn bushes while hiking yesterday (Me??? But I've never been alergic to anything! Oof.. horray for aging) and I intended...
Forum: Whining 11-06-2005, 09:42 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
I used to work at a pizza place. We only took...

I used to work at a pizza place. We only took carry-out orders from 15-minutes-to-closing until close. We would tell people that the driver left for the night and we couldn't get them their pizza...
Forum: General 11-06-2005, 09:34 AM
Replies: 161
Views: 46,137
Hiya campers! My screen name goes back to...

Hiya campers!

My screen name goes back to the excessively horny days of my early 20s. I was just getting to know the internet then (remember the mid to late 90s when the internet was still kind...
Forum: Literature 11-05-2005, 07:13 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,238
Alright, smarty. Here comes the clue train. ...

Alright, smarty. Here comes the clue train.

Was there any introduction at all? As of now, you've got 14 posts to your name and all but three of them are about your poetry.

Now none of us here...
Forum: Literature 11-05-2005, 12:10 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,238
Big fucking whoop you're a girl. My IQ is...

Big fucking whoop you're a girl.

My IQ is just fine. Maybe your poetry sucks because it's lame and shallow. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Maybe I just don't understand your pain. You...
Forum: Literature 11-04-2005, 08:59 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,238
Personally, I think those poems suck.

Personally, I think those poems suck.
Forum: General 11-04-2005, 08:45 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
But generally I don't show my camel toe. ;^)

But generally I don't show my camel toe. ;^)
Forum: General 11-04-2005, 08:25 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Personally, I prefer to think of myself as...

Personally, I prefer to think of myself as drought and famine resistant.
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