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Forum: General 05-13-2013, 09:15 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Going to be working, so I'll be saying bye right... Going to be working, so I'll be saying bye right now, coz I won't have time to scratch myself let alone read and post, or is that read, think and post. Yum.. autumn raspberries... delicious!

Forum: General 05-13-2013, 09:13 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat So very happy for you Ape babe. I love watching... So very happy for you Ape babe. I love watching the little seedlings doing their thing. I hope your crop is bountiful (sp?)

Forum: General 05-06-2013, 08:16 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Way to go HT! Someone using common sense! Way to go HT! Someone using common sense!

Forum: General 05-06-2013, 08:14 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat OHh are you going to shift the Earth's axis? or... OHh are you going to shift the Earth's axis? or just proclaim there's more hours in the day? Aw, it seems that Versus has it in for you now... you know the rest of the world should conform with...

Forum: General 05-01-2013, 09:21 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Well then you've never read my texting. It's... Well then you've never read my texting. It's actually quite hilarious, because I can never get the words right, plus I tend to swear quite a bit at my phone. Like we will ever meet. You're too...

Forum: General 05-01-2013, 09:16 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat You're on. OMG, we should, like, have a party or... You're on. OMG, we should, like, have a party or something, and it would be so super cool if we like invited a few more people. How about we make it start at 30 o'clock on the 30th Feb, that's like...

Forum: Whining 05-01-2013, 09:09 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat here, here. My rant is something I'm trying... here, here. My rant is something I'm trying to turn into a positive at the moment. My life is a layer cake. it seems that there are so many complex issues in each layer and they are just...

Forum: General 05-01-2013, 09:02 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat You tube it hun, everything's on you tube. ... You tube it hun, everything's on you tube. WMMD: dealing with crap that's happening, because there's no point wishing things were different, because they aren't, and I just have to live with what...

Forum: General 04-29-2013, 09:48 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Gee TR, didn't think you were such a toff. I've... Gee TR, didn't think you were such a toff. I've only got mugs. Cheap second hand coffee mugs. You know, the ones with a faded not-so-funny msg on the side, that you hope will blow up in the...

Forum: General 04-29-2013, 09:39 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat It's alright... I don't think we have ever... It's alright... I don't think we have ever talked. Emailed. And posted, but not spoken, so I guess I can keep communicating with you viaa other means. *razz*

Forum: General 04-29-2013, 09:36 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Noice links. WMMD: Yet to discover it, but... Noice links. WMMD: Yet to discover it, but I know it's out there... somewhere...

Forum: Whining 04-29-2013, 09:33 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Judging others could never become an Olympic... Judging others could never become an Olympic sport, there'd be too many regular peeps who are gold medal winners. Be yourself. If being an atheist vegan makes you happy, then everyone else should...

Forum: General 04-26-2013, 06:15 AM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Never talking to you again. (see now all you had... Never talking to you again. (see now all you had to do was go hipster to get me to shut the fig up.) HT - love the green hair.

Forum: Whining 04-26-2013, 06:07 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat I was Joan of Fark in a previous life. I was Joan of Fark in a previous life.

Forum: General 04-26-2013, 06:02 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Sweets, we don't have starbuckies over here... Sweets, we don't have starbuckies over here anymore. But I'm not really that mean. I'd give you a coffee, or a tea. Just don't expect anything too flash. Sol - you potentially lose...

Forum: Whining 04-24-2013, 01:20 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat I'm exhausted. Honestly, it's the last time I'm... I'm exhausted. Honestly, it's the last time I'm ever going to take Despanana and Kontan out on a play date. Seriously, those guys had so many time outs, they hardly had any time-ins.

Forum: General 04-24-2013, 01:16 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Okay, you can start by doing the dishes, putting... Okay, you can start by doing the dishes, putting a load through the washing machine, cleaning out my car (inside and out), vacuum the floor and scrub the toilets... now that will earn you a cup to go...

Forum: General 04-24-2013, 01:12 AM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat HT - it's a shame you are such a terrible snorer... HT - it's a shame you are such a terrible snorer and keep everyone awake with your loud snores (use that as an excuse, it works wonders). Congrats on going to London. Sounds exciting.

Forum: General 04-17-2013, 10:32 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Well let's see... I'll just add up your... Well let's see... I'll just add up your scorecard... hmmm.. it seems that you are three gold stars short of a the cup of tea level. If you want accommodation, then you'll have to work for it....

Forum: General 04-16-2013, 08:33 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat You need to come over and clean the mouthful of... You need to come over and clean the mouthful of coffee that I sprayed over my keyboard when I read thist post. You are very naughty...but you did make me laugh. Oh and I'm in lurve with Ted...

Forum: General 04-16-2013, 08:28 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat 1.)I made superfatted lemon myrtle and green clay... 1.)I made superfatted lemon myrtle and green clay soap. Babybat helped (don't tell the soap police). Babybat was so happy about the soap, I had to fight him off playing with it until it had...

Forum: General 04-10-2013, 08:46 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Oh hun, I do like the shirt. It looks very... Oh hun, I do like the shirt. It looks very peasantie (which is something I'm really into at the mo) My soap worked out well. Now I'm off making another batch. Shit, that stuff is addictive. ...

Forum: Whining 04-10-2013, 08:41 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Change poverty to frugility and you'll be amongst... Change poverty to frugility and you'll be amongst the growing hoards of people who are flicking the bird to materialism.

Forum: General 04-08-2013, 09:44 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Bought a pair of Alegria Palmona shoes and... Bought a pair of Alegria Palmona shoes and another pair of paddock boots. I'm so in lurve with my shoes at the moment. Hopefull won't need to buy another pair of shoes for at least 5 years.

Forum: General 04-08-2013, 09:38 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Just look at you TR! You look amazing! ... Just look at you TR! You look amazing! WMMD: Making soap. Next learning to make lye out of woodash. Oh and Mads Mekklesen. He's drop dead gorgeous... sigh

Forum: General 04-02-2013, 03:06 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Thank you MA, for your patience and assistance. ... Thank you MA, for your patience and assistance. Royal commission into Institutional child abuse starts today. WMMD

Forum: General 04-01-2013, 08:53 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat I have me a pair of paddock boots. I'm in love. ... I have me a pair of paddock boots. I'm in love. They look awesome with my skirt and legging look.

Forum: Whining 04-01-2013, 08:47 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Far out. I have a cold. Last week it was... Far out. I have a cold. Last week it was gastro, today a mac truck has parked itself on my forehead.

Forum: General 04-01-2013, 08:43 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat So is there ever a position where you can say "I... So is there ever a position where you can say "I understand the marginalisation, and acknowledge the many real problems that they live with every day, but I value people for who they are and not what...

Forum: General 03-20-2013, 10:22 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat My wrists are stuffed from painting the ceiling... My wrists are stuffed from painting the ceiling by brush. If I don't take the anti-inflamatory, I just sit there with my hands curled up, unable to move 'em. Msg to all youngun's take care of your...

Forum: Whining 03-20-2013, 10:03 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Sorry to hear of your loss Miss A. ... Sorry to hear of your loss Miss A. ...

Forum: General 03-20-2013, 10:00 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat I know, that's what made it interesting, the fact... I know, that's what made it interesting, the fact that he had to make this statement, because most of the mainstream media were playing on the issue. The examples you used are a great way of...

Forum: General 03-18-2013, 03:15 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Ah, thank you for your answer, and not just some... Ah, thank you for your answer, and not just some stupidass statement. yes, I've noticed people typecasting others because of their gender/race/colour/religion/appearance. I just want to see the...

Forum: Whining 03-18-2013, 03:01 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat ^this. Sorry to hear Miss A of your loss of your... ^this. Sorry to hear Miss A of your loss of your friend/dog. What is it with Indian men and gang rrape? My wrists are stuffed. More painkillers to get through what I need to do. Totally...

Forum: Whining 03-13-2013, 08:48 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Hate thinking about what to have for dinner. ... Hate thinking about what to have for dinner. And that is the least of my worries right now, but I'm not giving them the power to take over, or else I'll go running and screaming.

Forum: General 03-13-2013, 08:45 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Can someone please explain to me why it's wrong... Can someone please explain to me why it's wrong to think of everyone as equal? To look past their colour/race/religion and just accept them for who they are? If you're an asshole, then you're an...

Forum: General 03-12-2013, 04:54 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Downton Abbey. Tiny houses. Downton Abbey. Tiny houses.

Forum: General 03-06-2013, 05:35 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat I hope you don't too hun. Does that make sense? ... I hope you don't too hun. Does that make sense? Eh, had too much pain meds, floating with the fairies.

Forum: General 03-06-2013, 05:31 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat And here I was thinking the dropping of pants was... And here I was thinking the dropping of pants was some strange Danish tradition. Ren: Totally agree.

Forum: General 03-04-2013, 08:40 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat But hun, you'll put it back on again when you... But hun, you'll put it back on again when you start eating, because your body will go crazy at having some calories that stick around. Trying to convince my friends that just because i'm giving...

Forum: Whining 03-04-2013, 08:37 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Shall I make you some popcorn? Shall I make you some popcorn?

Forum: General 03-04-2013, 08:35 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Wasn't a girl's toy? Hrumph! I had a big box of... Wasn't a girl's toy? Hrumph! I had a big box of lego, hand-me-down and I loved building with it. Would spend hours, but then I also had matchbox cars, barbie dolls, and played dam busters. how...

Forum: General 03-01-2013, 03:39 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Sounds delicious! Yes I can believe you... Sounds delicious! Yes I can believe you can drop 3kg in 9 days with a stomach bug. at least your mum was with you. Hate stomach bugs. Ugh! I miss my mum when I'm sick. Wish I had...

Forum: General 03-01-2013, 03:29 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhYW5PKYLQc ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhYW5PKYLQc The sweet sound of this song. Congrats HT - awesome news.

Forum: Shill 03-01-2013, 05:37 AM

Replies: 503 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 38,522 Posted By Fruitbat Cheese and praise in the one post. I'm in lurve. Cheese and praise in the one post. I'm in lurve.

Forum: Literature 03-01-2013, 05:35 AM

Replies: 3,195 What Are You Reading? Views: 315,802 Posted By Fruitbat listening to the light. listening to the light.

Forum: Whining 03-01-2013, 05:25 AM

Replies: 5 Is Love A Choice? or, PJ Maybe Wants To Break Up Views: 206 Posted By Fruitbat Love does change in relationships, over time. In... Love does change in relationships, over time. In the beginning you are all lustful and stuff, and then as time marches on, your love alters. Sit down and figure out what you really want out of...

Forum: General 03-01-2013, 05:12 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat I lurve smoothies with frozen bananas, yoghurt,... I lurve smoothies with frozen bananas, yoghurt, and frozen berries. I use the frozen bananas instead of icecream or ice... yummm... but you do have to watch for brain freeze, and the weird facial...

Forum: General 02-27-2013, 08:51 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Popcorn cures all ills! All hail the popcorn... Popcorn cures all ills! All hail the popcorn gods and cleavage, because popcorn gets caught there before it falls onto the floor, saving you from having to mourn the loss of it when you're in the...

Forum: Whining 02-27-2013, 08:48 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat I want to do something classy, like burp the... I want to do something classy, like burp the alphabet.

Forum: General 02-27-2013, 03:33 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Timeless - hope you get better soon hun. Timeless - hope you get better soon hun.

Forum: General 02-26-2013, 09:15 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat I wish I were a better person. I wish I were a better person.

Forum: Whining 02-25-2013, 05:46 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat watching 'saving face' . I'm mad as a cut snake!... watching 'saving face' . I'm mad as a cut snake! I actually want to do all that eye for an eye crap on the men who throw acid onto woman's faces, then lie about why 'she made them do it'.

Forum: Whining 02-22-2013, 06:25 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Hope you're feeling better hun. So, now... Hope you're feeling better hun. So, now I've stopped having my panic attack about Mr Bat needing to have his ankle joints fused and him having to be off work for 6-12 weeks (considering he...

Forum: Whining 02-21-2013, 03:23 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat I don't know where to start with the rant, just... I don't know where to start with the rant, just had some shitty news confirmed. 2013 is going to be a trying year.

Forum: General 02-18-2013, 09:07 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat sick of toning my hair... time to get rid of the... sick of toning my hair... time to get rid of the blonde and go to some other colour... hmmm...

Forum: General 02-17-2013, 02:12 AM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Bed time. Seriously, it make my friggin' day! ... Bed time. Seriously, it make my friggin' day! FML.

Forum: General 02-17-2013, 02:09 AM

Replies: 42 Yo, you know what's fucked up? Views: 1,485 Posted By Fruitbat Indeed, but it's life, and you have to learn to... Indeed, but it's life, and you have to learn to deal with the heartbreaks and somehow find a way to move on.

Forum: General 02-17-2013, 02:02 AM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat TR - you scared me. TR - you scared me.

Forum: General 02-17-2013, 02:01 AM

Replies: 8 Ape..... Views: 598 Posted By Fruitbat wicked! Now I just want to bring my kiddie pool... wicked! Now I just want to bring my kiddie pool over and sit in it with you guys... Ohh I'll bring my knitting and the house plans I'm working on. I got a thing for tiny houses.

Forum: General 02-13-2013, 08:35 PM

Replies: 8 Ape..... Views: 598 Posted By Fruitbat I'll invite him to the land of plenty 'o' popping... I'll invite him to the land of plenty 'o' popping corn.

Forum: General 02-13-2013, 03:10 PM

Replies: 8 Ape..... Views: 598 Posted By Fruitbat Ape..... Happy valentine's day beautiful. I'd start spouting poetry, but Timeless is such a jealous Dane, that he'd get his knickers in a twist about it.

Forum: General 02-13-2013, 03:09 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Isn't there a website you can go to, to get a... Isn't there a website you can go to, to get a letter. I'm pretty sure I've heard of other people who love getting letters. I know I get all excited when I get a letter in the mail, except bills. ...

Forum: General 02-13-2013, 03:03 PM

Replies: 42 Yo, you know what's fucked up? Views: 1,485 Posted By Fruitbat I know all guys aren't comfortable with urinals. ... I know all guys aren't comfortable with urinals. My poor old battyheart, has been beaten blue and bloody. It's shattered and broken into tiny little pieces that have been superglued together. ...

Forum: General 02-09-2013, 02:54 AM

Replies: 42 Yo, you know what's fucked up? Views: 1,485 Posted By Fruitbat I thought you knew I'm a floozy and I'll give my... I thought you knew I'm a floozy and I'll give my heart to anyone.... or is that fart, I'm always getting heart and fart mixed up. AND you boys are the worst... you use urinals, where you all just...

Forum: General 02-09-2013, 02:44 AM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat I know hun, but it's just across the way from... I know hun, but it's just across the way from england (compared to Australia). In Europe you can drive through several countries in 8 hours. In Australia, you're lucky to get to the corner store...

Forum: Whining 02-09-2013, 02:39 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Ashley: Sorry to hear about your aunt. I... Ashley: Sorry to hear about your aunt. I have a loaded waterpistol, that I use to get the cats off the kitchen bench... does that count if I shoot you with it and yell "Get off my benches!"

Forum: General 02-09-2013, 02:35 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat I'm going to head off into the wild. Might go... I'm going to head off into the wild. Might go find me a mango tree to hang upside down in for awhile.

Forum: General 02-07-2013, 03:31 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Love listening to radio national. Learn so much... Love listening to radio national. Learn so much love the cool music on The Inside Sleeve. Oh and i love Elephant Revival, and Robby Buck's voice. Ohh and Phil Adams. His show is awesome! ...

Forum: General 02-07-2013, 03:18 AM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat ha! You do realise that there is a 95% chance... ha! You do realise that there is a 95% chance that I'll forget all about it, go to England, and come back and then remember you owed me a smoothie. Nothing quite like a 24 hour flight to make a...

Forum: General 02-06-2013, 03:24 PM

Replies: 1,460 Eternal life. Views: 41,843 Posted By Fruitbat I didn't mean to be rude or insulting. If I was... I didn't mean to be rude or insulting. If I was being rude, then I'd be outrightly rude or insult you in an obvious way. So I apologise if you were insulted by my flippant ways. The only person...

Forum: General 02-06-2013, 03:11 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Aw, does this mean that you won't buy me a... Aw, does this mean that you won't buy me a smoothie if I come over to your part of the world later this year? You know you still love me... *looks around nervously* You're life would be way too...

Forum: General 02-05-2013, 08:55 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat OMG!! I know your true identity! You're... OMG!! I know your true identity! You're Christian Grey from 50 shades... *blushes* (sorry TR, I'm in a flippant mood)

Forum: Whining 02-05-2013, 08:52 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Ape - doesn't your hymen grow back, if you don't... Ape - doesn't your hymen grow back, if you don't have intercourse? think I read it somewhere.. well it doesn't grow back per se, it is stretched when you have intercourse, and it goes back if you...

Forum: Whining 02-04-2013, 07:26 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat You are so totally right. Imagine my surprise,... You are so totally right. Imagine my surprise, on our wedding night, when I discovered, that the post wasn't a virgin. Have only got 4 jobs on at the moment. All of them need to be done...

Forum: General 02-04-2013, 02:45 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat woman have to wear superhero capes all the... woman have to wear superhero capes all the friggin' time. We are expected to go out and work, raise a family, keep a neat and tidy home, care for our community, and relatives et al, and be beautiful...

Forum: General 02-04-2013, 02:40 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat picking berries with babybat. What a laugh! picking berries with babybat. What a laugh!

Forum: Whining 02-04-2013, 02:39 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat It was me! I ran off with it. We are now... It was me! I ran off with it. We are now married. Me and your post. It was an amazing ceremony. All my fruity and batty friends were invited. The post wore white.

Forum: General 01-30-2013, 08:28 PM

Replies: 42 Yo, you know what's fucked up? Views: 1,485 Posted By Fruitbat Oh timeless, if Ape didn't hold my heart in her... Oh timeless, if Ape didn't hold my heart in her warm little paws, it would belong to you. (by the way, my heart is a shrivelled up prune)

Forum: General 01-30-2013, 08:26 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Such a sad state of affairs. I recently... Such a sad state of affairs. I recently heard on the radio, of a lady who had terminal cancer, with a couple of young kids, whose husband was overseas (in the army I believe) serving his country,...

Forum: General 01-29-2013, 08:48 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Sol: Society in general isn't good at dealing... Sol: Society in general isn't good at dealing with suicide. Sorry to hear that Versus.

Forum: General 01-28-2013, 02:03 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Do you remember the title? I'd be interested in... Do you remember the title? I'd be interested in knowing more, mainly from a writer's perspective. I like to occassionally see the world from one of my character's POV, even if it is totally screwed...

Forum: General 01-28-2013, 02:00 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Being stung by a scorpion. Made me realise I can... Being stung by a scorpion. Made me realise I can get past anything when I set my mind to it.

Forum: General 01-28-2013, 01:58 PM

Replies: 42 Yo, you know what's fucked up? Views: 1,485 Posted By Fruitbat It has to happen at least once in my life. I'm... It has to happen at least once in my life. I'm going to print out this page and keep it forever!

Forum: Whining 01-28-2013, 01:55 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat I agree with what you said too, but I've spoken... I agree with what you said too, but I've spoken to a lot of people, seen a lot of doctors in my time, experienced the good and the not so good. yes some people see them as Gods, and take their word...

Forum: General 01-27-2013, 07:57 PM

Replies: 42 Yo, you know what's fucked up? Views: 1,485 Posted By Fruitbat The hormones, also work on cats. They seem to... The hormones, also work on cats. They seem to know when I can't move and either flush the toilet on me, or try and sit on my lap. I seriously think this was TMI. My hypothesis is that the beings...

Forum: General 01-27-2013, 07:53 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat What was the reason they gave for diversity not... What was the reason they gave for diversity not working? Timeless: I cannot believe in this day and age, that people still classify those who are different from themselves as being 'losers' or...

Forum: Whining 01-27-2013, 07:42 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat You have every right to be angry about this. ... You have every right to be angry about this. My dad was prescribed medication for 10 years, that he was only supposed to take for 6mths. The side effects, caused him to have an auto immune...

Forum: Whining 01-24-2013, 05:02 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Don't be my friend. it seems like I'm the curse... Don't be my friend. it seems like I'm the curse on people losing their jobs at the moment.

Forum: General 01-24-2013, 05:01 AM

Replies: 42 Yo, you know what's fucked up? Views: 1,485 Posted By Fruitbat what seats or bowel movements? And why is it... what seats or bowel movements? And why is it that male parents can spend hours on the toilet without being disturbed but when I scratch the kitty litter, it's busier than grand central station!

Forum: General 01-24-2013, 04:57 AM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Saya makes this glasses! Saya makes this glasses!

Forum: General 01-22-2013, 05:59 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Well I hope you didn't have that all in the one... Well I hope you didn't have that all in the one glass *wink* Simplicity is the only way to live. Finding the positive in a bad situation. Moving on forward and not looking back at what used to...

Forum: General 01-22-2013, 05:57 PM

Replies: 42 Yo, you know what's fucked up? Views: 1,485 Posted By Fruitbat Well how do you ever expect to have any decent... Well how do you ever expect to have any decent bowel movements if you have seats?

Forum: Whining 01-22-2013, 05:53 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat I don't care - you can tie me to the roof of your... I don't care - you can tie me to the roof of your house/apartment, as long as I can keep my conical hat on, I'll be right. So it looks like in 3mths we will be homeless. So be warned, we may...

Forum: General 01-22-2013, 05:47 PM

Replies: 1,460 Eternal life. Views: 41,843 Posted By Fruitbat This is one of the reasons why I worship Ape....... This is one of the reasons why I worship Ape.... ah if you have to worship a false god, may as well make her a pretty one.

Forum: General 01-22-2013, 05:44 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat You should be able to find some badass buttons... You should be able to find some badass buttons online. Good luck with the mending.

Forum: Whining 01-21-2013, 09:19 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Looks like we will be moving onto Ape's front... Looks like we will be moving onto Ape's front lawn. Mr Bat's job ends in April, and unless we can sell the house soon, we are screwed!

Forum: Shill 01-21-2013, 09:18 PM

Replies: 503 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 38,522 Posted By Fruitbat ... that I love so much? Well it's really hard... ... that I love so much? Well it's really hard to put into words. She's a top shelia. tops.

Forum: General 01-21-2013, 02:59 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Quaker. They believe that you follow the light... Quaker. They believe that you follow the light within (follow your own guidance). I like the idea that there meetings are in silence, and they can be held anywhere. I love the idea that by...

Forum: Whining 01-21-2013, 02:33 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat I'm one of the few people who can get away... I'm one of the few people who can get away wearing conical hats. They look quite good on me, even in red. Because I've only sold a handful of books, some people think it's a waste of time me...

Forum: General 01-21-2013, 03:01 AM

Replies: 42 Yo, you know what's fucked up? Views: 1,485 Posted By Fruitbat What? Music festivals? What? Music festivals?

Forum: General 01-21-2013, 02:59 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat What is nothing? There is no such thing, because... What is nothing? There is no such thing, because nothing is always something - the nothingness of space - well that's wrong, because there's always something there, dark matter, stars. But it...

Forum: General 01-21-2013, 02:54 AM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat congrats MOC. Reading a book about a belief... congrats MOC. Reading a book about a belief system that actually makes sense.

Forum: General 01-21-2013, 02:49 AM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Wicked Jacket sweetie. Love it! Where did you... Wicked Jacket sweetie. Love it! Where did you get it from?

Forum: Whining 01-21-2013, 02:46 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat The temperature sharing sounds great BB! ... The temperature sharing sounds great BB! Sorry to hear about your friend. I'd be getting rid of him. What a PITA! Ape - darling. Super big squishy hugs. I've decided on my occupation - I...

Forum: General 01-14-2013, 08:29 PM

Replies: 1,460 Eternal life. Views: 41,843 Posted By Fruitbat Just talk to yourself - It's much more fun. A... Just talk to yourself - It's much more fun. A cat is sitting on my chest... see now wasn't that fun. (I can't see what I'm typing) ... The totally cool thing is pothead is that you are...

Forum: General 01-14-2013, 08:26 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Curse the gorgeousness of the Danes! Jin -... Curse the gorgeousness of the Danes! Jin - love your brown hair. Ashely - is that a grey hair I see at the front? Man you are ANCIENT!

Forum: Whining 01-14-2013, 08:22 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat You go girl..although remember to drink plenty of... You go girl..although remember to drink plenty of fluids. Hardcore gardening can lead to dehydration. Oh and I've got vertigo. The best thing is that I don't have to waste energy spinning...

Forum: General 01-14-2013, 08:17 PM

Replies: 42 Yo, you know what's fucked up? Views: 1,485 Posted By Fruitbat In a public toilet in Hong Kong, there is a sign... In a public toilet in Hong Kong, there is a sign that says "no squatting on toilet". And yes, they aren't bad to use - you get used to it. Good for the thigh muscles and all that - just don't...

Forum: General 01-12-2013, 02:46 AM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat I was going to ask you what colour you used,... I was going to ask you what colour you used, because I have trouble getting my hair to go blonde. What colours did you use to dye your hair? Can't believe you are 39! So young looking. ...

Forum: Whining 01-12-2013, 02:40 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat I'm dizzy. It's quite fun when you race after a... I'm dizzy. It's quite fun when you race after a kid, and you run sideways because you can't quite run straight, and end up bouncing off the walls as you walk down the hallway. Stoopid middle ear...

Forum: General 01-12-2013, 02:34 AM

Replies: 19 I'm 21. Views: 828 Posted By Fruitbat Happy birthday Xombie and MissC. *searches... Happy birthday Xombie and MissC. *searches the cupboard* I've got vanilla essence? The only wine that's in my house is the 'whine' variety at the moment. *hangs head in shame*

Forum: General 01-12-2013, 02:29 AM

Replies: 1,460 Eternal life. Views: 41,843 Posted By Fruitbat so what happens if you get the chicken pox? You... so what happens if you get the chicken pox? You get kicked out?

Forum: Shill 01-10-2013, 11:42 PM

Replies: 503 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 38,522 Posted By Fruitbat Have you thought about becoming a lifesaver? Have you thought about becoming a lifesaver?

Forum: Whining 01-10-2013, 11:40 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat JJ - No we don't live in the areas that get 50+C... JJ - No we don't live in the areas that get 50+C temperatures, although I was quite happy when I heard they called the colour "Deep purple" because i like the music. we recently broke a record...

Forum: General 01-10-2013, 11:30 PM

Replies: 42 Yo, you know what's fucked up? Views: 1,485 Posted By Fruitbat ... and here I was, thinking I was the only thing... ... and here I was, thinking I was the only thing that gave you the shits.

Forum: General 01-10-2013, 11:29 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Hope you feel better soon BB. Hope you feel better soon BB.

Forum: Whining 01-10-2013, 02:40 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Oh bloody hell, I actually agree with this ^,... Oh bloody hell, I actually agree with this ^, except I'd put the bullet in myself because i'd hate for anyone to live with having to do this. I know death is a process, but i watched my mother...

Forum: General 01-10-2013, 02:27 AM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Oh that sounds lovely. I'll put it on my list of... Oh that sounds lovely. I'll put it on my list of places to explore. Thanks :-D I have an allergic reaction to snow (it causes me to start whining). My friend's farm survived the bushfires. It...

Forum: General 01-09-2013, 05:57 PM

Replies: 42 So! Views: 1,416 Posted By Fruitbat OMG!! You young thing you! you tube search... OMG!! You young thing you! you tube search her and "if I could turn back time" You'll see what I mean about outfit. (I'd put in a link but I don't like doing that in case anyone thinks I'm...

Forum: General 01-09-2013, 05:55 PM

Replies: 47 What did you make? Views: 1,647 Posted By Fruitbat *really really likes TR's like of Fruitbat's like* *really really likes TR's like of Fruitbat's like*

Forum: Whining 01-09-2013, 05:53 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Yes please! Any sort of precipitation would be... Yes please! Any sort of precipitation would be lovely here at the moment. Snow would help the firefighters with the fire. Ashley - Marry an Australian or migrate over here. Over here if you...

Forum: General 01-09-2013, 05:47 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Generally, I live in a fruittree, but for now I'm... Generally, I live in a fruittree, but for now I'm in south-eastern Australia, eating the stone fruit, before I head north for mangos. *wink*

Forum: General 01-09-2013, 02:39 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Don't buy newborn clothes for your sister - buy... Don't buy newborn clothes for your sister - buy something in a size 1 or 0. We had a lot of 0000 and 000 clothes, but bubs grows pretty quickly, and I was grateful to those who gave me the larger...

Forum: Whining 01-09-2013, 02:33 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Stay safe Miss A. 10km is way too close. Hope... Stay safe Miss A. 10km is way too close. Hope the wind is going in the other direction. I'd be out of there if a fire was that close. Did you know that embers can travel up to 20km, and that a...

Forum: General 01-09-2013, 02:19 AM

Replies: 47 What did you make? Views: 1,647 Posted By Fruitbat Like..... sorry, I thought this was... Like..... sorry, I thought this was farcebook

Forum: General 01-09-2013, 02:17 AM

Replies: 1,460 Eternal life. Views: 41,843 Posted By Fruitbat Eh, I don't have a bible and I'm way too lazy to... Eh, I don't have a bible and I'm way too lazy to google biblical references. So is pure religion like pure cocaine, and pure chocolate - it's really really bad for you? Because you know you...

Forum: Literature 01-09-2013, 02:14 AM

Replies: 3,195 What Are You Reading? Views: 315,802 Posted By Fruitbat Shhh... don't tell anyone but I'm reading Why... Shhh... don't tell anyone but I'm reading Why people hate america. I'd hate for it to get out that I occassionally reed books that arnt fiksion.

Forum: General 01-09-2013, 02:12 AM

Replies: 42 So! Views: 1,416 Posted By Fruitbat Well just between the two of us, after seeing him... Well just between the two of us, after seeing him in that mankini, I ran around the house, trying to claw out my eyes, saying some terribly sexist things like "Men shouldn't wear that sort of thing."...

Forum: General 01-05-2013, 03:31 AM

Replies: 47 What did you make? Views: 1,647 Posted By Fruitbat This is so true. Sometimes, you just need to... This is so true. Sometimes, you just need to create, and it doesn't matter if it can be sold, it's good for your mental health/spirit/soul - whatever you want to call it. I'm sewing toilet roll...

Forum: Whining 01-05-2013, 03:28 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat My tutu has jet packs on it. Man that thing... My tutu has jet packs on it. Man that thing flies :-D

Forum: General 01-05-2013, 03:26 AM

Replies: 1,460 Eternal life. Views: 41,843 Posted By Fruitbat So what religion do you follow? So what religion do you follow?

Forum: General 01-05-2013, 03:24 AM

Replies: 42 So! Views: 1,416 Posted By Fruitbat Have you seen Borat and his bathing suit - OMFG!!... Have you seen Borat and his bathing suit - OMFG!! mankini's or whatever the heck they are called.... The closest I've come to seeing it is the lifesavers, when they get into the boats to paddle,...

Forum: General 01-03-2013, 06:09 PM

Replies: 42 So! Views: 1,416 Posted By Fruitbat See I do come up with fascinating crap sometimes.... See I do come up with fascinating crap sometimes. Also there was a joke that because Australian's IQ's were so low, they couldn't tie their own shoelaces, so the thong was invented. But shhhhh,...

Forum: Whining 01-02-2013, 08:48 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat I've got a GF who has offered to come around and... I've got a GF who has offered to come around and help with things around the house, but it's just me, and coming to terms with what's going to happen. I'll get there - I've done it before and...

Forum: General 01-01-2013, 06:03 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Oh Yeah!! That's my girl!! WMMD/Year: ... Oh Yeah!! That's my girl!! WMMD/Year: Planning a big trip overseas. We are going everywhere. Just need to find the money somewhere. I'm going to put Denmark on the list of places to visit...

Forum: Whining 01-01-2013, 05:57 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Trying to deal with it, but it's just so friggin'... Trying to deal with it, but it's just so friggin' hard. Running away won't help matters either. Crap!

Forum: General 01-01-2013, 05:55 PM

Replies: 8 Happy 2013 Views: 727 Posted By Fruitbat Took babybat to see the 9pm fireworks, and he was... Took babybat to see the 9pm fireworks, and he was so cute "That's the biggest firework I've ever seen in my entire life." (he hasn't seen fireworks before). Past partying, just rather sit and...

Forum: General 12-31-2012, 08:14 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat You are awesomeness!!! You are awesomeness!!!

Forum: General 12-31-2012, 05:39 AM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat [QUOTE=ape descendant;709442]Awe honey, I know... [QUOTE=ape descendant;709442]Awe honey, I know songs can't kill people. [QUOTE] No but my singing comes pretty bloody close to it. WMMD: staying awake to see NY in... eh, it's small but at...

Forum: General 12-30-2012, 06:33 PM

Replies: 47 What did you make? Views: 1,647 Posted By Fruitbat .... I made scones... they didn't work... :( ... .... I made scones... they didn't work... :( Maybe I need to sit next to Timeless and get some creative abilities via osmosis.

Forum: Whining 12-30-2012, 06:31 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat I'm so mad right now, I've turned Zen. There... I'm so mad right now, I've turned Zen. There aren't enough swear words in any language to describe how unfair it is. The worst part is there is no one to blame, no one I can point my finger at and...

Forum: General 12-30-2012, 04:43 AM

Replies: 47 What did you make? Views: 1,647 Posted By Fruitbat Timeless - well aren't you a clever chops! ... Timeless - well aren't you a clever chops! *jealous*

Forum: General 12-30-2012, 04:40 AM

Replies: 42 So! Views: 1,416 Posted By Fruitbat :( how sad we humans have become, where we think... :( how sad we humans have become, where we think we are so important we need to be contactable 24/7. Timeless - hun, in Australia we have had thongs for our feet long before we got thongs for...

Forum: Whining 12-30-2012, 04:30 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat hugs hun. super big hugs. Wish I could take the... hugs hun. super big hugs. Wish I could take the pain away for you - instead I'll just have to be content to be here with my super warm batty hugs. Shouldn't have watched Skyfall.... was...

Forum: Whining 12-28-2012, 12:26 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Rather large poopies. Just beyond it at the... Rather large poopies. Just beyond it at the moment to even complain - because I know it won't do any good, and I just need to get over it and move on. .... okay, who's hiding the chocolate...

Forum: General 12-28-2012, 12:18 AM

Replies: 42 So! Views: 1,416 Posted By Fruitbat Well you can imagine how confusing it is over... Well you can imagine how confusing it is over here when someone says: "I like to wear thongs in summer." Because we also have the underwear dental floss known as thongs.

Forum: General 12-21-2012, 05:16 PM

Replies: 42 So! Views: 1,416 Posted By Fruitbat See that's why I didn't say anything, because I... See that's why I didn't say anything, because I didn't believe it would be the end of the world - because if I run around proclaiming my undying love for people, then, well... in fact I have no idea...

Forum: Whining 12-21-2012, 05:14 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Saya sorry to hear about the little one having to... Saya sorry to hear about the little one having to spend xmas in hospital. I think most hospitals do something special for kids in there on christmas day. BB - good on ya for making sure she was...

Forum: General 12-21-2012, 04:53 PM

Replies: 42 So! Views: 1,416 Posted By Fruitbat It's so disappointing. I was expecting... It's so disappointing. I was expecting something. I even bought myself a new outfit for the occassion (well okay a new pair of thongs, okay I had them for a few weeks, and I think in the states...

Forum: Whining 12-20-2012, 02:26 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat So now I have a paid employment, housekeeping... So now I have a paid employment, housekeeping (cooking, cleaning, washing), looking after babybat, gardening (or trying to keep the plants alive during another stupendiously hot summer), making my...

Forum: General 12-20-2012, 02:19 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat It's the end of the Mayan calendar today! Either... It's the end of the Mayan calendar today! Either the world will end or it's the beginning of a new age of enlightenment. I've bought marshmallows, so I'm going for option one.

Forum: Whining 12-16-2012, 08:19 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Ape My beautiful girl. You are amazing. I wish... Ape My beautiful girl. You are amazing. I wish I could say turn off the TV and get into the garden, but I suspect the weather over there is a wee bit cold at the moment. Come live in Australia -...

Forum: Spooky News 12-16-2012, 08:01 PM

Replies: 48 Mass Shooting at Connecticut Elementary School Views: 1,362 Posted By Fruitbat Indeed. But you have to believe in the good. In... Indeed. But you have to believe in the good. In love, not in all the angry and blaming that humans do. If you do not believe in the good, then you just get caught up in the angry and intolerant...

Forum: General 12-16-2012, 07:52 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat We have deer both wild and farmed. Bunnies... We have deer both wild and farmed. Bunnies aren't a problem, just go out at night, or into the bush - there's heaps of them there. Deer aren't native - they were introduced way back in the day (I...

Forum: General 12-16-2012, 12:19 AM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Totally agree it was worth it. Thanks for the... Totally agree it was worth it. Thanks for the info. Next time I'm having trouble with a craft project I'll raid the fishing line and hot glue gun. xo MissA - yeah you'd never get it through...

Forum: Spooky News 12-16-2012, 12:13 AM

Replies: 48 Mass Shooting at Connecticut Elementary School Views: 1,362 Posted By Fruitbat JJ: I agree hun. The shooting is sad for all... JJ: I agree hun. The shooting is sad for all concerned. The victims, their families and also those who knew the gunman and his family. Ren: our society seems driven to find a bad guy, to...

Forum: General 12-16-2012, 12:01 AM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat WMMD was being headhunted. My cute little bat... WMMD was being headhunted. My cute little bat head is now on a spear outside some dude's castle. It's a good thing I don't need a brain for the rest of me to function.

Forum: General 12-12-2012, 09:00 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Are there any massage schools in town? They... Are there any massage schools in town? They usually offer discounts for those willing to be guinea pigs for their students.

Forum: Whining 12-12-2012, 08:58 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Fuck concerned citizens. That's BS Miss A. Glad... Fuck concerned citizens. That's BS Miss A. Glad you rang her and told her. I would never have known what the right thing to do was in that situation. Woke again at 3am. Can't sleep. Had my...

Forum: General 12-11-2012, 08:29 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat HT - very impressive. How did you get the horns... HT - very impressive. How did you get the horns to stay in/on the headband?

Forum: General 12-11-2012, 08:25 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat You should be paid a commission for each person... You should be paid a commission for each person who comes to Denmark on holidays! Oh and when i come over to collect on my smoothie, can we build a snowman? Pleeeeaaasssseeee!!! WMMD: ...

Forum: Whining 12-11-2012, 04:26 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat I'd run away to join a circus but I already live... I'd run away to join a circus but I already live in one. Sheesh.

Forum: General 12-11-2012, 04:23 AM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Any sort of precipitation would be appreciated... Any sort of precipitation would be appreciated right about now. My garden is dying and the tanks are empty. Timeless: i'm beginning to think you are a shameless hussy, or else you work for the...

Forum: General 12-11-2012, 04:21 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat I love the growling sound that possums make. I love the growling sound that possums make.

Forum: Introductions 12-11-2012, 04:19 AM

Replies: 4 A big warm hello from Timeless Rebellion Views: 588 Posted By Fruitbat Oh Darling, it was because I was claiming to be... Oh Darling, it was because I was claiming to be TR in the pictures thread, i thought I'd stir the pot here. It's okay, I'd spent the day editing, and my brain was fried - hell it still is.

Forum: Introductions 12-09-2012, 07:17 PM

Replies: 4 A big warm hello from Timeless Rebellion Views: 588 Posted By Fruitbat Welcome Timeless. (Oh hang on, I've logged... Welcome Timeless. (Oh hang on, I've logged on under the wrong account)... Shit and my 7 minutes is up.... Oh big pile of poopers. and no I'm not funny. Not at all. But I am Queen of the...

Forum: Introductions 12-09-2012, 07:16 PM

Replies: 4 A big warm hello from Timeless Rebellion Views: 588 Posted By Fruitbat A big warm hello from Timeless Rebellion 1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job) I breathe. 2. Where are you from? Well there was a blackout in my town 9mths before my birth. 3. Who is your favorite author? Who isn't. I love...

Forum: General 12-09-2012, 07:05 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Breathing. Fuck yes! That feels really good. Breathing. Fuck yes! That feels really good.

Forum: General 12-09-2012, 06:59 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat I like the dogs in the movie and the collars - I... I like the dogs in the movie and the collars - I thought that was clever. Timeless - just you tube the bit about squirrel, you don't need to see the movie.

Forum: General 12-06-2012, 09:36 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat I cannot think of squirrel without thinking of... I cannot think of squirrel without thinking of the movie UP. Everyone yells "Squirrel" at me, because I react in the same way as the characters in the movie.

Forum: General 12-06-2012, 09:34 PM

Replies: 49 What are you eating? Views: 3,697 Posted By Fruitbat bubble gum that just popped on my glasses. bubble gum that just popped on my glasses.

Forum: Whining 12-06-2012, 09:32 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat How wonderful! Ah see that's why we do... How wonderful! Ah see that's why we do kind things for others, so they will pay it forward, or eventually pay it back. Someone helped me out once, and when I offered her money, she said...

Forum: General 12-06-2012, 09:23 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat I was quite keen on doing the mindfullness... I was quite keen on doing the mindfullness exercise where you spend 20 minutes with a tiny piece of chocolate in your mouth. I've done it over five minutes and it does help with my choco-holicness...

Forum: Whining 12-02-2012, 08:56 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat It's okay pothead. No one talks to me either,... It's okay pothead. No one talks to me either, but that doesn't stop me from talking to myself. So I just heard the latest news that by the end of the century global warming will be up 4 to 6...

Forum: General 11-29-2012, 06:52 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Sweetie, I heard this the other day on the radio... Sweetie, I heard this the other day on the radio from Professor Clifford Saron about the Sharmatha project. Quite fascinating. Under the direction of CMB principal investigator Dr. Clifford...

Forum: General 11-29-2012, 06:42 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat coffee with a GF from outta town and a very... coffee with a GF from outta town and a very naughty friend who bought me 1.7kg of chocolate last night for xmas.

Forum: General 11-29-2012, 06:35 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat *shakes head* Sol - awesome photos *shakes head* Sol - awesome photos

Forum: General 11-25-2012, 08:37 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat I went through four months trying to get used to... I went through four months trying to get used to the side effects of the current meds I'm on, and the dose is the lowest one possible. You shouldn't be surprised at people enjoying themselves at...

Forum: General 11-25-2012, 08:30 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat F.L.I.R.T And you better behave because... F.L.I.R.T And you better behave because Kontan will be jealous. (yeah I'm rolling on the floor laughing and pissing myself - but that's just an incontinence issue). So can I take the credit...

Forum: Whining 11-25-2012, 08:20 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Indeed. I hope you realise that I am keeping... Indeed. I hope you realise that I am keeping track of all the hugs you offer and when I eventually make it over to your hemisphere, I'll be all "Hi Ape, right, you owe me 152 hugs and I'm here to...

Forum: General 11-24-2012, 01:53 AM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Congrats on finding a therapist that works for... Congrats on finding a therapist that works for you. Sometimes it's good to go on meds, to give you a break, so alternative therapies can have time to work. I never wanted to go on meds, then...

Forum: General 11-24-2012, 01:47 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat It's a hat-trick! (just wanted to do that... It's a hat-trick! (just wanted to do that once in my life.)

Forum: General 11-24-2012, 01:46 AM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Thanks Timeless. PHew, for a second there, I... Thanks Timeless. PHew, for a second there, I thought I'd have to take myself outside and slap some sense into myself. Silly yes. Cute no. And sillier by the second.

Forum: Whining 11-24-2012, 01:41 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Sweetie, glad to hear you are keeping the laptop.... Sweetie, glad to hear you are keeping the laptop. And there is a huge difference between being alone and being lonely. Plus I think you are clever, with all your taxidermy stuff. I'd be friggin'...

Forum: General 11-22-2012, 05:50 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat I'm going to cry now. :( I'm going to cry now. :(

Forum: General 11-22-2012, 05:47 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Just don't let on we are the same person okay... Just don't let on we are the same person okay timeless, because I'd hate for people to know that I am so lonely that I need to get online and give myself compliments under a different log on, I mean...

Forum: Whining 11-22-2012, 05:40 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat I'll buy you a voucher for a garden centre then... I'll buy you a voucher for a garden centre then instead, that way you can go plant shopping! HoneyThorn - sorry to hear about your BF. You feel like shit, but you'll get passed him, and if you...

Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 11-19-2012, 08:36 PM

Replies: 6 [Awesome Movies] Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Views: 453 Posted By Fruitbat Next thing he'll be wearing a team bella tee... Next thing he'll be wearing a team bella tee shirt and screaming about how he wants to do Edward. If you want to watch something good, see the new wuthering heights. Ohh heathcliff, how I love...

Forum: Whining 11-19-2012, 08:32 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat I've got flowers for wifey, a six pack of beer, a... I've got flowers for wifey, a six pack of beer, a bottle of wine, some chocolates, anything else I need to bring to Thanksgiving? Oh can I bring a date? I'll have to find someone sophisticated and...

Forum: General 11-19-2012, 08:29 PM

Replies: 6 God dammit! Views: 927 Posted By Fruitbat Yeah, that's the same thing my cat said to me... Yeah, that's the same thing my cat said to me when she barfed all over the floor the other day. Blasted cat mind control powers. I hate it when they take over my brain!

Forum: General 11-19-2012, 08:26 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat No, that's listening to fruitbats that will... No, that's listening to fruitbats that will damage your hearing, or is that loud music. Eh, same thing. I once tried to convince a neighbour's kid that we kept dead bodies in the ceiling, but...

Forum: General 11-19-2012, 08:23 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Phew, I'm glad I only make you smile. I usually... Phew, I'm glad I only make you smile. I usually give most people the shits. :3

Forum: Literature 11-18-2012, 08:23 PM

Replies: 3,195 What Are You Reading? Views: 315,802 Posted By Fruitbat I'm too embarrassed to list the books I'm reading... I'm too embarrassed to list the books I'm reading at the moment. I'm so broke, I can only afford books from the recycle centre, and most of those are historical romances, or books that are so bad,...

Forum: General 11-18-2012, 08:13 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Lift it's tail and have a look. It's taking all... Lift it's tail and have a look. It's taking all my willpower not to book a flight and come over and tickle the cute kitty belly. Timeless: I'd vote for you President Snufflepaws.

Forum: General 11-18-2012, 04:22 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Ohh congrats on the weightloss and the health... Ohh congrats on the weightloss and the health improvements. 10km - that's awesome! EMDR was pretty cool, although the flicking pen can be annoying and it's hard to get into the zone. Oh the...

Forum: General 11-18-2012, 04:08 AM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat *grunts* Geeze-louise Timeless, you're one... *grunts* Geeze-louise Timeless, you're one heck of a hugger, dude!

Forum: Whining 11-18-2012, 04:00 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Okay, but let the misses know that I'm more a... Okay, but let the misses know that I'm more a lover than a fighter, so the fight will proclaimed a draw, so we can have our egos intact, while we make the buttery popcorn for the kiddie pool, where...

Forum: Whining 11-16-2012, 06:43 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Stop being nice to the doctor. I remember once... Stop being nice to the doctor. I remember once when Mr Bat spent months being kicked around from one specialist to another, I finally said to one of them, "Look, this is ridiculous. We've been to...

Forum: General 11-15-2012, 02:18 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Have you done any CBT or EMDR? Yoga Nidra is... Have you done any CBT or EMDR? Yoga Nidra is good to connect you to your body, where you tense then relax each part of your body? I love Yoga. What helpd the most with PTSD was changing my...

Forum: General 11-15-2012, 02:03 AM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Bring it up in you or bring it out in you. The... Bring it up in you or bring it out in you. The first one makes it sound like you are vomiting, which is okay, because I do have that effect on people. Jackson - you are such a fashion diva. ...

Forum: General 11-11-2012, 06:17 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat MissA - your marble counting sounds similar to a... MissA - your marble counting sounds similar to a meditation. To calm the mind and centre your thoughts et al. Never cut to self harm - but sure have done it in a ton of other ways. No wonder I...

Forum: General 11-11-2012, 06:07 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat A little *snort* sure.. and I'm the queen of... A little *snort* sure.. and I'm the queen of england! (but I don't like to brag which is why I put it in lower case)

Forum: General 11-08-2012, 02:28 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat I have dog-cats. They follow me everywhere. ... I have dog-cats. They follow me everywhere. Although I do hate it when they roll in kangaroo poo. And you are bad ass. Totally badass. I was moving a trailer the other day. It got away...

Forum: General 11-08-2012, 02:14 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat You are such a flirt! OMG! This is my... You are such a flirt! OMG! This is my opportunity to cross rollerblading in Denmark off my bucket list! (BTW, i can't rollerskate at all, and with my coordination, it's not going to be a...

Forum: Whining 11-04-2012, 06:05 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat I've missed the fuck out of me too!! I came in... I've missed the fuck out of me too!! I came in here to rant again, but I lost my anger when I saw your words. Not that I was really angry in the first place, but I do need to reconsider things...

Forum: General 11-04-2012, 05:52 PM

Replies: 107 What are you gonna be for Halloween? Views: 3,626 Posted By Fruitbat Timeless darling - I ended up with a tiara and a... Timeless darling - I ended up with a tiara and a fairy wand and was a princess for the day. I had a $5 budget this year. Didn't get any pictures.

Forum: General 11-04-2012, 05:48 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Sleeping. Putting in two job applications.... Sleeping. Putting in two job applications. The bat is going back to work.

Forum: General 10-21-2012, 04:19 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat How to celebrate a birthday.. hmmm...maybe dye my... How to celebrate a birthday.. hmmm...maybe dye my hair blue?

Forum: General 10-21-2012, 04:07 AM

Replies: 107 What are you gonna be for Halloween? Views: 3,626 Posted By Fruitbat Okay... I'll take a picture of me on 31 October... Okay... I'll take a picture of me on 31 October and email it to you... Now I have to remember to dress up.. lol

Forum: General 10-18-2012, 07:02 PM

Replies: 16 ¿¿¿Nightmares you Remember??? (Official Nightmares Thread) Views: 1,484 Posted By Fruitbat I'm caught by my ex, who kills everyone I love. ... I'm caught by my ex, who kills everyone I love. He's having one of his psychotic breaks and he wants to revenge for me humilating him by leaving. I'd end up trying to grab a kitchen knife so I can...

Forum: General 10-18-2012, 06:39 PM

Replies: 107 What are you gonna be for Halloween? Views: 3,626 Posted By Fruitbat Meant to add that you are looking trim and... Meant to add that you are looking trim and terrific. Not sure I'll post pictures. Just look at the pages of a fashion mag, then add about 100lbs to the girls and put a bat head on the models and...

Forum: General 10-18-2012, 03:53 AM

Replies: 107 What are you gonna be for Halloween? Views: 3,626 Posted By Fruitbat Timeless: Awesome costume. I'm going to be... Timeless: Awesome costume. I'm going to be a fashion victim this year. I'll dress as trendy as I can, put on every item of jewellry that I own, and be all "Oh my, I only shop at xyz, never at...

Forum: General 10-18-2012, 03:42 AM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Oh don't tempt me.. okay I'm tempted. Trouble is... Oh don't tempt me.. okay I'm tempted. Trouble is I'll be walking into lamp posts all the time, admiring all the gorgeous danes...

Forum: Whining 10-16-2012, 03:20 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat ARGH! It's just really hard to be mad... ARGH! It's just really hard to be mad when I put my rant in Magenta. I've been trying to flush Barry Mannalow tunes out of my head with Kate Bush, but now they have just decided to get together...

Forum: General 10-16-2012, 03:17 AM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Well I'm not back for long. Just some... Well I'm not back for long. Just some procrastination that needs doing. beginning to think all danes are gorgeous.. sigh

Forum: General 10-14-2012, 10:06 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat I have one too many full time jobs. Poopers. I have one too many full time jobs. Poopers.

Forum: Literature 10-14-2012, 10:02 PM

Replies: 108 50 Shades Of Grey Views: 7,543 Posted By Fruitbat I love it when you talk dirty. I am... I love it when you talk dirty. I am trying to learn shit, I just have a terrible habbit of pissing people off who are trying to be serious - but hey that's the victim in me coming out and if I'm...

Forum: General 10-14-2012, 09:53 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Oh my darling! I love the new do. You look... Oh my darling! I love the new do. You look fabulous, as always. PS, betcha missed me. mwah!

Forum: General 09-27-2012, 09:58 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat So proud of you hun! Well done. Mwah! So proud of you hun! Well done. Mwah!

Forum: General 09-27-2012, 09:57 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat They are awesome aren't they? You and... They are awesome aren't they? You and Timeless and Ape make my day... just flying past, while I've got a few seconds then I'm off again to the big wide yonder.

Forum: Literature 09-27-2012, 09:55 PM

Replies: 108 50 Shades Of Grey Views: 7,543 Posted By Fruitbat Indeed I did read the Peggy article. However I... Indeed I did read the Peggy article. However I was merely pointing out how I saw the character. Signed, The ever sheltered, stupid and naive fruitbat, who choses not to look at the races of...

Forum: Literature 08-26-2012, 11:48 PM

Replies: 108 50 Shades Of Grey Views: 7,543 Posted By Fruitbat Okay, I saw the character as: -Fast talking... Okay, I saw the character as: -Fast talking - meant he was nervous. -The kissing scene was him trying to show Ana that if they kissed, then maybe she would like him. So yes, how I viewed the...

Forum: Literature 08-12-2012, 05:00 PM

Replies: 108 50 Shades Of Grey Views: 7,543 Posted By Fruitbat Miss A - graciousness is not something that is... Miss A - graciousness is not something that is accepted on g.net. I don't have a great deal of time to spend googling for answers (which is what I will do from now on - or else just remain ignorant...

Forum: Literature 08-09-2012, 09:28 PM

Replies: 108 50 Shades Of Grey Views: 7,543 Posted By Fruitbat I am listening Alan. I've never studied this... I am listening Alan. I've never studied this area before, and it's just taking some time for it to sink in. All I'm asking for is some patience, and some rewording/examples, while I work through...

Forum: General 08-09-2012, 09:21 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat What it's not? You mean I've been hording... What it's not? You mean I've been hording chocolate for naught? Gold is chocolate right?

Forum: General 08-09-2012, 09:20 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Ah a hot cup of tea fixes almost everything. ... Ah a hot cup of tea fixes almost everything. Thanks Angelic for the support. Just going to stick my head in a bucket of sand and wait for it all to pass. Take one cranky kidney, two hip...

Forum: General 08-09-2012, 08:58 PM

Replies: 19 Signature! Views: 788 Posted By Fruitbat I don't even remember my signature, except part... I don't even remember my signature, except part of it is cyan, so I can see where I've last posted. EDIT: Oh yeah, it includes my sick soh. TR: You are awesome.

Forum: General 08-09-2012, 08:55 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat The new 2052 report. We are so fucked! The new 2052 report. We are so fucked!

Forum: Literature 08-09-2012, 08:48 PM

Replies: 108 50 Shades Of Grey Views: 7,543 Posted By Fruitbat Bite me Versus. If I don't ask the questions,... Bite me Versus. If I don't ask the questions, then I will never expand my knowledge base. At least I'm willing to ask questions, that make me look stupid so I can get answers. Instead of just...

Forum: Literature 07-29-2012, 09:53 PM

Replies: 108 50 Shades Of Grey Views: 7,543 Posted By Fruitbat "I felt no animosity for the author because, hey,... "I felt no animosity for the author because, hey, all she did was write fanfiction. But then the racism in the book made me iffy (She made the Jacob character a Mexican who talks like Speedy Gonzales...

Forum: General 07-29-2012, 06:16 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Trouble is my hair is down past my shoulders - it... Trouble is my hair is down past my shoulders - it takes a lot of 'care' to make it stand on end. Mr Tony - you look about 12 to me but in reality you are probably 25. Geol - what a cool looking...

Forum: Literature 07-29-2012, 06:12 PM

Replies: 108 50 Shades Of Grey Views: 7,543 Posted By Fruitbat Was that racism? I didn't think so. I mean I'm... Was that racism? I didn't think so. I mean I'm pretty sure there are Mexican rapists just like there are rapists in every other nationality on the planet. I just finished reading a sample of a...

Forum: Spooky News 07-29-2012, 06:02 PM

Replies: 2 Don't catch your own water Views: 542 Posted By Fruitbat Don't catch your own water http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/07/16/man-disputes-oregon-convictions-illegal-water-use/?test=latestnews Seriously? MEDFORD, Ore. – A rural Eagle Point man said he will continue his...

Forum: Whining 07-28-2012, 11:39 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Oh Ape, I fall more in love with you every day! ... Oh Ape, I fall more in love with you every day! I found a way to stop babybat's constant Why questions. We pulled up at a red light and he said "Why we stopping mummy?" so I went on about how...

Forum: General 07-28-2012, 11:31 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat I returned the library book! Honest! ... I returned the library book! Honest! I swear I did. **** You guys are just too intense... now I can't remember if I did return the library book or not. TR Babe, I bet the red will...

Forum: Literature 07-28-2012, 11:24 PM

Replies: 108 50 Shades Of Grey Views: 7,543 Posted By Fruitbat Oh dear, well I hope the past tense is because... Oh dear, well I hope the past tense is because you no longer date her. HT - are you serious? By the time I got 1/2 through the first book, I was skimming over the sex scenes. I think sometimes...

Forum: General 07-28-2012, 11:13 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Anyone got any spare strength laying around the... Anyone got any spare strength laying around the place they can give me? I need to get over/under/around this hurdle... it's an old hurdle, but it's solidly built and inevitable and it breaks my...

Forum: General 07-26-2012, 08:34 PM

Replies: 18 The One Finger Game Views: 710 Posted By Fruitbat okay real name is: jucj vza[jzh d Yes,... okay real name is: jucj vza[jzh d Yes, I'm a rap star! *ka-chow*

Forum: Whining 07-26-2012, 08:23 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat But Ape darling, the poor little blighters are... But Ape darling, the poor little blighters are just expressing themselves (or that's the excuse the parent's use)... or my other favourite one is they are just exploring their world, just like I'm...

Forum: Literature 07-25-2012, 04:46 AM

Replies: 108 50 Shades Of Grey Views: 7,543 Posted By Fruitbat so how many people actually base their... so how many people actually base their relationships on what should happen in a book? i always thought that a person got their ideas about relationships from the relationships their parents had...

Forum: Whining 07-25-2012, 04:39 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat i'd live in middle ages, so i wouldn't have to... i'd live in middle ages, so i wouldn't have to put up with tosses on the internet who get all big headed that their opinions are better than others. But then I've never been a pack rat. My...

Forum: General 07-25-2012, 04:30 AM

Replies: 18 The One Finger Game Views: 710 Posted By Fruitbat fryutbat (that was with one finger, hands off... fryutbat (that was with one finger, hands off the keyboard, eyes closed)

Forum: General 07-20-2012, 04:36 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Soil classification systems are so very... Soil classification systems are so very exciting...... ohhh now i think I've bumped up the stats to 96% or maybe 99% because even that's a little too eccentric for most eccentrics.

Forum: General 07-19-2012, 11:15 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat How the fuck should I know who I am... ... How the fuck should I know who I am... Although a recent poll showed that 95% of people thought I was crazy... the other 5% who voted not crazy were later found to be eccentrics like myself.

Forum: General 07-19-2012, 11:10 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat the unbelievable weather we are having lately. ... the unbelievable weather we are having lately. and a few other things that I'm too lazy to type.

Forum: General 07-18-2012, 05:05 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat http://www.dignityreturns.com/ sweatshop... http://www.dignityreturns.com/ sweatshop workers in Thailand who have started their own factory.

Forum: Whining 07-18-2012, 12:11 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat my hair is falling out... friggin' stress. my hair is falling out... friggin' stress.

Forum: General 07-16-2012, 05:16 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Thanks. I have made soap years ago and have been... Thanks. I have made soap years ago and have been meaning to do it again. Was thinking about getting a melt and pour kit, when I get the money. Awesome link. Thanks. I'll bookmark it and study...

Forum: General 07-16-2012, 05:14 AM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Ah, she wouldn't last long. It's too cold. :-D ... Ah, she wouldn't last long. It's too cold. :-D But then I'd feel sorry for stalker girl and invite her in for a hot chocolate, and then she'd last maybe 5 minutes in our house... it's bedlam most...

Forum: Whining 07-16-2012, 05:02 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat My vision is all cactus and my head feels like Ed... My vision is all cactus and my head feels like Ed scissorhands is in there pruning. And why is it more tiring to go to sleep and wake up several times, then it is to just go to sleep and get the...

Forum: General 07-15-2012, 04:29 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Have this urge to make soap with little spiders... Have this urge to make soap with little spiders or bats on it. Hmmm. I wonder if anyone actually makes goth soap?

Forum: General 07-15-2012, 04:22 AM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Indulging in my addictions... which include hard... Indulging in my addictions... which include hard labour and scooping up soil with gloved hands to build up garden beds. Oh and I've bought some raspberry and blackberry bushes and I can't wait to...

Forum: General 07-13-2012, 05:07 AM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Finishing laying down a path in the garden. ... Finishing laying down a path in the garden. Nothing quite like hard physical labour to make fruity's day and keep the demon's away.

Forum: Literature 07-13-2012, 05:04 AM

Replies: 73 Gnet in the End of Days Views: 2,304 Posted By Fruitbat They were meant that sometimes one finds themself... They were meant that sometimes one finds themself in a physical place they do not wish to be in, and it can feel like an eternity in that location, but it will soon pass. I apologise if my words...

Forum: General 07-09-2012, 06:14 AM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Ape makes my day! I'm leaving on a jet... Ape makes my day! I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again.

Forum: Literature 07-09-2012, 06:11 AM

Replies: 73 Gnet in the End of Days Views: 2,304 Posted By Fruitbat Darling, if I were your life coach, I'd have said... Darling, if I were your life coach, I'd have said something meaningful or remotely useful not a throw away line meant as polite support. I seriously need to stop being nice to every turnip on the...

Forum: Whining 07-09-2012, 05:59 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Graus Thanks babe... It's a hard line to balance... Graus Thanks babe... It's a hard line to balance - knowing when to give her enough support and when to back off and let her lick her own wounds. Oh and I'll write your history midterms for you -...

Forum: Whining 07-08-2012, 05:47 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Oh sweetie, can you nip forward and see what's... Oh sweetie, can you nip forward and see what's going to happen to me? Will I knock up George Clooney? What are the winning lotto numbers? (I'll share, promise) (okay I have more luck of the...

Forum: General 07-08-2012, 05:37 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Cool artwork... wish I could draw a decent stick... Cool artwork... wish I could draw a decent stick figure :-D

Forum: Literature 07-08-2012, 05:34 PM

Replies: 73 Gnet in the End of Days Views: 2,304 Posted By Fruitbat Second this. PTSD is a bitchwhore that never... Second this. PTSD is a bitchwhore that never gets off your case. You can get past it V. Hang in there. Ohh and Apathy, put V in a miniskirt. He's got the legs to carry one off

Forum: Whining 07-07-2012, 01:05 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat For those of you with a time machine, please can... For those of you with a time machine, please can I borrow it. cheers

Forum: General 07-07-2012, 01:02 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Shit....... Shit.......

Forum: General 07-07-2012, 12:59 AM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat LMAO....but I bet the hedgehog is cute, like you... LMAO....but I bet the hedgehog is cute, like you :-D This morning all my hair was standing on end - and since it's past my shoulders - it's some feat! Speaking of hedgehogs - I was mooned by an...

Forum: General 07-05-2012, 07:48 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Way to go MissC! I'm going to get dirty... Way to go MissC! I'm going to get dirty today, and the only thing that would be better than getting dirty alone, is getting down and dirty with Ape... I really should stay away from this...

Forum: Whining 07-05-2012, 07:43 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat No that's just me flying overhead, taking a leak! No that's just me flying overhead, taking a leak!

Forum: General 07-05-2012, 07:42 PM

Replies: 49 What are you eating? Views: 3,697 Posted By Fruitbat *cough* sorry I'm eating hot thai beef... *cough* sorry I'm eating hot thai beef rendeng and it's tickling my throat. Ashley, I'd eat your mom, but I don't like salty muffins.

Forum: General 07-05-2012, 07:39 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat But... but your hair looks awesome! wish I could... But... but your hair looks awesome! wish I could go black hair but it doesn't suit me. For the record, I plaited my hair yesterday, and today I look like a startled cat... or a cat that has been...

Forum: General 07-05-2012, 03:20 AM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Don't even try to make me feel better... My hair... Don't even try to make me feel better... My hair is diabolical and very selfish - it defies everyone who tries to whip it into shape or dye it.... for instance my "ash blonde" coloured hair, is...

Forum: Whining 07-05-2012, 03:15 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat No, there won't be less rain, just more intense... No, there won't be less rain, just more intense rain events (so the months' average rainfall will land in two days - that sort of crazy thing) so you'll be sleeping for two days straight, floating...

Forum: Whining 07-03-2012, 07:51 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat My BFF's dog being attacked and killed by another... My BFF's dog being attacked and killed by another dog. Her ending up in hospital with a dog bite (while trying to rescue her dog). I'd cry but I have no tears left.

Forum: General 07-03-2012, 07:49 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Perfect! I'll just pack my bags and move in :-D ... Perfect! I'll just pack my bags and move in :-D Saves you having to keep on top of it, plus you don't have to use posions et al - let the native bat population keep them under control (I use bats...

Forum: General 07-01-2012, 07:39 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Unable to think of words to describe how jealous... Unable to think of words to describe how jealous I am. I think it would be best if I just walked away right now, before my tears melt my keyboard.

Forum: General 07-01-2012, 07:37 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Ren - what are the natural predators in your area... Ren - what are the natural predators in your area for wasps? Try attracting some of those, and they should take care of the wasps.

Forum: Whining 07-01-2012, 07:32 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Looters in colorado... hope they become a... Looters in colorado... hope they become a lunchtime snack for a pissed off bear.

Forum: General 06-29-2012, 11:29 PM

Replies: 7,568 Sticky: Picture Post 2 Views: 522,359 Posted By Fruitbat Timeless... tell me that's a wig your wearing...... Timeless... tell me that's a wig your wearing... because if that is your hair - *dissolves into a big puddle of tears*.... it's just gorgeous, like the rest of you.

Forum: Whining 06-29-2012, 11:26 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Hugs hun.. They are pretty scary things. ... Hugs hun.. They are pretty scary things. Super big hugs..

Forum: Whining 06-28-2012, 05:10 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Can you draw her a card or something like that? ... Can you draw her a card or something like that? Make up a story and send it to her in the mail? I was going to suggest sending flowers but that can be expensive, but you could press some flowers...

Forum: Literature 06-28-2012, 05:05 PM

Replies: 73 Gnet in the End of Days Views: 2,304 Posted By Fruitbat Lets see... everyone thinks I'm stupid. I clash... Lets see... everyone thinks I'm stupid. I clash terribly, like orange and green, with AshleyO, because he thinks I make every thread about me (but where is the fun in not causing a shitstorm in a...

Forum: General 06-28-2012, 04:54 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Congrats on venturing out into the dating world... Congrats on venturing out into the dating world again AC. Ice skating is good if she can skate. Agree with Saya - coffee house somewhere nice... Ah heck, don't take my advice, I've never...

Forum: General 06-28-2012, 01:07 AM

Replies: 47 Viva Colombia? Views: 1,522 Posted By Fruitbat You know hun, it's going to be hard... there's... You know hun, it's going to be hard... there's the getting used to a new culture and new social norms but not many of us get the offer of living somewhere for a year. Make sure you negotiate hard...

Forum: General 06-28-2012, 12:53 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Graus The right guy will come along, and if he... Graus The right guy will come along, and if he doesn't well then at least you have a cat to keep you warm at night *wink* Oh Ren hun, I love your sense of humour..... Ahh it's like me...

Forum: Whining 06-28-2012, 12:46 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Water pistols work too, but I'm nto sure about... Water pistols work too, but I'm nto sure about growing out of it. I've got a 5 year old cat who knocks things off the kitchen bench for attention... and the trouble with the water pistol is she just...

Forum: Whining 06-27-2012, 12:20 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Good on ya Graus. You know there is supporting... Good on ya Graus. You know there is supporting peopel through a hard time, and then there's putting up with other's sponging.... Got told some news that I've been dreading... And I know I have...

Forum: Whining 06-26-2012, 04:16 AM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Graus hugs. Don't let them stay with you. It's... Graus hugs. Don't let them stay with you. It's a bitchy thing to do, sure, but they have to stand on their own feet sometime. My rant is I forgot my password for my email and it feels like...

Forum: General 06-25-2012, 05:57 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Coconut macaroons made with almond meal... anyone... Coconut macaroons made with almond meal... anyone want some? I'll just go put the kettle on and the welcome matt out...

Forum: General 06-24-2012, 05:47 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat I'm dyeing my hair... wish me luck.... ... I'm dyeing my hair... wish me luck.... Planning a new garden bed....and editing a book....and fantasizing about a good night's sleep.

Forum: General 06-21-2012, 11:58 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat I so totally would have been talking to you too... I so totally would have been talking to you too darling, but our 'excuse' would have been the plants... Plus plants respond to niceness, and maybe a little flirting - I'm not sure about the second...

Forum: General 06-21-2012, 11:56 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Thank you Mr Renatus for the chat on Skype. You... Thank you Mr Renatus for the chat on Skype. You made my day. :-D

Forum: General 06-21-2012, 04:52 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Indeed... oh my fury gods! Can you just imagine... Indeed... oh my fury gods! Can you just imagine what the neighbours would think of us with our crazy ways?... Me standing in the front garden going "Oh come on baby, you know you want to do it." ...

Forum: Introductions 06-21-2012, 04:44 PM

Replies: 38 A Goth is Here Views: 1,795 Posted By Fruitbat Oh stop teasing me, you purrfect little kitty... Oh stop teasing me, you purrfect little kitty you...

Forum: Whining 06-21-2012, 04:42 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat oh hun, take care of yourself sweetie. Super big... oh hun, take care of yourself sweetie. Super big hugs. Sol - i love moving. i can pack in my sleep :-D Best of luck. keep your clothes and linen to pack delicate things, and always put a nice...

Forum: General 06-21-2012, 12:27 AM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat *blushes* Awwwww, ape you make me blush... *blushes* Awwwww, ape you make me blush everywhere! *** Just had a dream, talking with my deceased ex-Mother in law who was telling me Mr Abusive has found another girl and he's happy and that...

Forum: Whining 06-18-2012, 11:32 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat Do you grind your teeth? Get yourself a mouth... Do you grind your teeth? Get yourself a mouth guard - sure it will cost money BUT it will stop you grinding your teeth and avoid cracking molars. I love celery. OMG, I'm a freak!

Forum: General 06-18-2012, 11:26 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Living fences are awesome. Living fences are awesome.

Forum: Introductions 06-17-2012, 07:20 PM

Replies: 38 A Goth is Here Views: 1,795 Posted By Fruitbat Oh Lord Ape, don't forget fruitbats you darling... Oh Lord Ape, don't forget fruitbats you darling little sex kitten you.

Forum: General 06-17-2012, 07:07 PM

Replies: 4,240 What's made your day? Views: 203,856 Posted By Fruitbat Discovering another word for crap - bunkum... I... Discovering another word for crap - bunkum... I think everything will be bunkum from now on.

Forum: General 06-17-2012, 07:03 PM

Replies: 19 Happy Birthday Saya Views: 1,022 Posted By Fruitbat Happy birthday - getting in super early for next... Happy birthday - getting in super early for next year :-D

Forum: General 06-13-2012, 08:48 PM

Replies: 5,208 The New Thread About Nothing Views: 252,120 Posted By Fruitbat Oh yah! But me first... can you be a crazy cat... Oh yah! But me first... can you be a crazy cat lady and a hermit at the same time? or is there some sort of equation that the number of cats means that you are no longer a hermit and therefore have...

Forum: Whining 06-13-2012, 08:44 PM

Replies: 8,273 Rant Thread II Views: 389,590 Posted By Fruitbat 1. Rolled ankle is aching - that long slow ache... 1. Rolled ankle is aching - that long slow ache that is worse than immediate pain. 2. Babybat was using me as a trampoline yesterday, and I'd just had one of those days, where I just wanted to...

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