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Forum: Whining 06-06-2004, 09:43 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 731,870
Posted By Takhisis
*blink* Was that to me, or to Daz? ...

*blink* Was that to me, or to Daz?



Sorry to hear you're getting flak for defending someone/something you believe in.
Forum: Whining 06-05-2004, 07:17 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 731,870
Posted By Takhisis
That just sums it up. I'm so tired. Tired of...

That just sums it up. I'm so tired.

Tired of people telling me they don't want to be my friend because I draw inward when I have problems.

Tired of asking a peep about my problems and watching...
Forum: General 05-21-2004, 01:10 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
Apparently I have had Significant Butt Reduction....

Apparently I have had Significant Butt Reduction. I don't know if that needcs a (tm) after it or not.
Forum: Politics 05-20-2004, 10:12 PM
Replies: 345
Views: 48,863
Posted By Takhisis
Not bashing on misspellings or anything, just...

Not bashing on misspellings or anything, just being random. But "Chatholics" has now put me in mind of a betentacled priest giving communion. "Take this, my tentacle, broken for thee... Ia! Ia!...
Forum: Whining 05-20-2004, 09:48 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 6,787
Posted By Takhisis
I had a younger girl ask me in email the other...

I had a younger girl ask me in email the other day, finding out that I go to a goth club, "What do you recommend to draw on the eyeband?" It took a few minutes of confusion to figure out that she was...
Forum: Politics 05-13-2004, 11:37 AM
Replies: 345
Views: 48,863
Posted By Takhisis
Actually I was being a smart-aleck with that one....

Actually I was being a smart-aleck with that one. Going along the lines of if people want to selectively take a part of a verse that also prohibits wearing blended fibers among other things, I'll...
Forum: Politics 05-12-2004, 06:37 PM
Replies: 345
Views: 48,863
Posted By Takhisis
Re: gay marriages

Well, other than that whole "Amendment to the US Constitution" thing going on...

I found the best quote on LJ today, which I feel like memorizing for the next individual who tries to toss bible...
Forum: Literature 05-12-2004, 04:48 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 19,047
Posted By Takhisis
Heh... the ideas find me, pretty much randomly....

Heh... the ideas find me, pretty much randomly. Kind of the universe going "Ooh hey! Lookit that! Cool!" and smacking me upside the back of the head. Usually when that happens I tend to sit down and...
Forum: General 04-14-2004, 10:13 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,631,393
Posted By Takhisis
Bodkin!

Bodkin!
Forum: General 04-13-2004, 06:55 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,631,393
Posted By Takhisis
Ex-fiance.

Ex-fiance.
Forum: General 04-13-2004, 06:52 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
Noooooooo kidding! I swear to gawd, roaches out...

Noooooooo kidding! I swear to gawd, roaches out here have to be licensed with the DMV and wear fucking license plates.

This (http://flem.keenspace.com/d/19991107.html)was one of the strips that...
Forum: General 04-06-2004, 03:55 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,631,393
Posted By Takhisis
Egg yolk

Egg yolk
Forum: General 04-05-2004, 01:04 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 8,722
Posted By Takhisis
Re: Forum Policy Development

No, basically if you're born and raised in Ohio and you write like the Budweiser69 parody. Unless they originate from some land whose native language is AOLchat-speak, I don't think it'll be an...
Forum: Music 03-30-2004, 09:08 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,397,521
Posted By Takhisis
Dramarama - Anything, Anything

Dramarama - Anything, Anything
Forum: General 03-30-2004, 07:31 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
*hee* Thank you! Another great phrase: O, mo...

*hee* Thank you!

Another great phrase: O, mo khreach sa as thàinig! (Oh, mah kreksh sah hah-nek)

Colloquial translation: "Man, it sucks to be me!"

Literal translation: "O, my cattle raid has...
Forum: General 03-30-2004, 07:21 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
I got my webcam working under XP! ...

I got my webcam working under XP!

Boom-chikky-boom-chikky-boom-WOO WOO! *does Daffy Duck dance*
Forum: Whining 03-30-2004, 07:10 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 11,651
Posted By Takhisis
*blink* Now I'm even more confused. Why would...

*blink* Now I'm even more confused. Why would someone kill themselves for Halloween? The only reason I can think of is if you were going to do it anyway and wanted to play a really twisted joke on...
Forum: General 03-30-2004, 07:04 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
And here's one just to make everyone go "awwwww"...

And here's one just to make everyone go "awwwww" or *gag*. ;)
Forum: General 03-30-2004, 07:02 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
Okay, it's been confirmed that I'm the Petite...

Okay, it's been confirmed that I'm the Petite Chest title holder. ;)

And just for the hell of it, I got my webcam working again. No makeup, freshly frazzled from work. Woo!
Forum: General 03-30-2004, 04:00 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
Heh... not necessarily.

Heh... not necessarily.
Forum: General 03-30-2004, 02:22 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
Eh, and it's not as if being a small-chested...

Eh, and it's not as if being a small-chested adult is ALL bad. I can run and do martial arts without pain, wear non-supportive things like chainmail bikinis comfortably, and I haven't had to buy a...
Forum: Whining 03-30-2004, 11:38 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 11,651
Posted By Takhisis
I'm boggling over the concept of "I want to kill...

I'm boggling over the concept of "I want to kill myself but I don't have time." I mean, it's not as if you'll have to do the things you put off, at least not if you succeed. "Okay, I have to go to...
Forum: General 03-30-2004, 11:22 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
Ahem Were implies that they existed at some...

Ahem

Were implies that they existed at some point in the past, are implies that they currently hold residents at the 1600 block on a certain avenue. If DOTN likes to think they exist now, then by...
Forum: Music 03-23-2004, 11:12 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,397,521
Posted By Takhisis
Godsmack - I Fucking Hate You

Godsmack - I Fucking Hate You
Forum: General 03-22-2004, 03:09 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,631,393
Posted By Takhisis
Irony

Irony
Forum: General 03-22-2004, 03:05 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
Nope, UC Davis actually. Born in Oakland/Union...

Nope, UC Davis actually. Born in Oakland/Union City, raised in Sebastopol, went to UCD, then moved back down to Vallejo before buying a house in Martinez. ;)
Forum: General 03-22-2004, 10:57 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
Ahh, the old stomping grounds. I actually moved...

Ahh, the old stomping grounds. I actually moved to Dallas from Martinez in 2000.
Forum: General 03-20-2004, 01:48 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,631,393
Posted By Takhisis
Purrs

Purrs
Forum: General 03-19-2004, 11:22 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,631,393
Posted By Takhisis
Verizon. ;)

Verizon. ;)
Forum: General 03-19-2004, 06:42 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,631,393
Posted By Takhisis
Spontaneous combustion.

Spontaneous combustion.
Forum: General 03-17-2004, 02:03 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,631,393
Posted By Takhisis
Burping the worm!

Burping the worm!
Forum: General 03-16-2004, 11:27 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I just noticed something. Look at...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I just noticed something. Look at The Parking Lot is Full for March 13, 1998.

The novel "Hannibal" was published in June, 1999.
Forum: General 03-16-2004, 10:44 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
They ended it a while ago, but the full archives...

They ended it a while ago, but the full archives are still up at http://www.plif.com

It's still one of my favorite comics.
Forum: General 03-16-2004, 10:23 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
isnt that sting?[/quote] Yeah, it's a Sting...

isnt that sting?[/quote]

Yeah, it's a Sting replica someone got me for my birthday, because I collect knives. Not the best quality blade, but I definitely appreciated the thought that was put into...
Forum: General 03-15-2004, 07:20 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
Heh, thanks... although I did post a couple pics...

Heh, thanks... although I did post a couple pics on here before. One's on page 2 and one is on page 28. I ended up yanking my Lady Godiva pic because I got kind of a mixed reaction and didn't want to...
Forum: General 03-15-2004, 06:16 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
Here we go... I think this is the best "picture"...

Here we go... I think this is the best "picture" of me yet. :D
Forum: General 03-15-2004, 12:31 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
Hey, I have those? Spiffy! That's definitely...

Hey, I have those? Spiffy! That's definitely going on my resume... :twisted:

Well, I did scare the absolute crap out of some poor guy once... but it was an honest misunderstanding! Really!...
Forum: General 03-15-2004, 10:55 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
I actually just sent this email to my coworker....

I actually just sent this email to my coworker. And it really does mean something coherent if you work here. I'm not sure whether that fact is more amusing or just disturbing.

"Re: SHC VCP on DPM...
Forum: General 03-13-2004, 11:16 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
Dear Dried Rose Petal - Yes, your cockroach...

Dear Dried Rose Petal -

Yes, your cockroach imitation is very good. Truly astounding, in fact. You should be very proud, I'm sure a lot of practice went into it. However, doing it on the carpet...
Forum: Introductions 03-12-2004, 02:44 PM
Replies: 371
Views: 56,241
Posted By Takhisis
To quote Monty Python, "I'm twenty-seven! I'm not...

To quote Monty Python, "I'm twenty-seven! I'm not old!"

"Well, I can't just call you 'Man'..."
Forum: General 03-08-2004, 02:06 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
I just got a FedEx pre-delivery confirmation...

I just got a FedEx pre-delivery confirmation email. Seems on Thursday I am slated to receive a "PO 3' MONKEY" from San Diego.

:shock:

A three-foot monkey? And a po' one, no less?

The...
Forum: Music 03-04-2004, 02:26 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,397,521
Posted By Takhisis
I've got "Werewolves of London" stuck in my head...

I've got "Werewolves of London" stuck in my head overandoverandover...
Forum: General 03-04-2004, 09:54 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
SAY NO TO KITTY PORN!

SAY NO TO KITTY PORN!
Forum: General 03-03-2004, 02:03 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
Me: "Ugh, my eyes are so fuzzy." Coworker: "You...

Me: "Ugh, my eyes are so fuzzy."
Coworker: "You mean as in blurry, or as in actually growing fur?"
Me: "You know, considering how bad they feel right now it could be either one."
Forum: General 02-18-2004, 03:20 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
I didn't mean your exact interpretation, just the...

I didn't mean your exact interpretation, just the whole "it takes 4000Kc to burn a pound of fat" thing that so many exercise places love to spout. :)
Forum: General 02-18-2004, 03:16 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
So many younger people have been raised to use...

So many younger people have been raised to use "gay" as a synonym for "stupid/uncool". Usually it just pisses me off, but lately it brings up an amusing connundrum. Are there a bunch of junior high...
Forum: General 02-18-2004, 03:11 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
I actually got a nutritionist to admit that the...

I actually got a nutritionist to admit that the formula is flawed. I pointed out that with a base metabolic rate of 1200, that means I should have to fast for about 3 days before I lose 1 pound if I...
Forum: Literature 02-18-2004, 12:18 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 5,960
Posted By Takhisis
Overall I liked it. One thing that jarred me a...

Overall I liked it. One thing that jarred me a little and I had to figure out what it was: in the second half, everyone's speaking in an older, formal style. It kind of reminds me of Alice in...
Forum: General 01-21-2004, 08:52 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
Re: vghjv

Depends on the style, really. I mean, if someone does their makeup exactly like The Crow, or Death from Sandman, or Ziggy Stardust, I'm going to assume they meant that intentionally. KISS's makeup...
Forum: General 01-19-2004, 12:29 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
Thank you, WolfMoon. Glad someone saw it. *smiles...

Thank you, WolfMoon. Glad someone saw it. *smiles and shrugs*
Forum: General 01-16-2004, 08:28 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
Oh! Here we go... this was taken at the same...

Oh! Here we go... this was taken at the same time, one of my friends wanted a faux-GAF photo. So I got dolled up in my priest's cassock and fishnets. Little did I know it would inspire a halloween...
Forum: General 01-16-2004, 08:22 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
[Edited] Ah, forget it. Move along, nobody to see...

[Edited] Ah, forget it. Move along, nobody to see here...
Forum: General 01-15-2004, 12:00 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
*laughs* No horse, just strategic hair coverage....

*laughs* No horse, just strategic hair coverage. It's from before I got it cut. It will be that long again someday! *paces imaptiently*
Forum: General 01-14-2004, 01:02 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
Hmm, here's a question: I actually located a...

Hmm, here's a question: I actually located a decent older one of myself, but it's a little... risque. Nothing actually showing, just a lady godiva-ish shot. Not sure if I even should post it, since...
Forum: General 01-13-2004, 01:31 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
Heh, that does sound like me lately... but it's...

Heh, that does sound like me lately... but it's the resolution-ey time of the year!
Forum: General 01-06-2004, 01:14 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,406,651
Posted By Takhisis
*chokes on soda* I do? :shock: I'm good when...

*chokes on soda* I do? :shock:
I'm good when it comes to beer recipes, or bizarre factoids, or spelling, or playing devil's advocate, but my relationship track record is hideous. But I at least...
Forum: Fashion 01-05-2004, 01:29 PM
Replies: 70
Poll: tattoos
Views: 20,271
Posted By Takhisis
I agree with MrMaelstrom in general. Also, most...

I agree with MrMaelstrom in general. Also, most reputable tattoo artists won't do names that aren't "premanent" (your kid's name, or your dead brother, etc.) Although my mother got my dad's name and...
Forum: General 12-18-2003, 02:26 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 47,555
Posted By Takhisis
Some surgeons will do it, for around 5,000 -...

Some surgeons will do it, for around 5,000 - 10,000 dollars (not including costs for the hospital stay, anasthesia, supplies, etc.) Then you'll have a few months of healing during which time you...
Forum: General 12-04-2003, 03:22 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 10,674
Posted By Takhisis
Oh, and I especially love their guarantee... if...

Oh, and I especially love their guarantee... if you are dissatisfied they'll send you a voucher worth 125% of your membership price, redeemable only at their online store. Very cute.
Forum: General 12-04-2003, 03:10 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 10,674
Posted By Takhisis
I'd be willing to review the site... hell, if the...

I'd be willing to review the site... hell, if the rest of the pages are as side-splitting as those few the entertainment value sounds worth the price. Wow.
Forum: Whining 12-03-2003, 03:33 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 5,355
Posted By Takhisis
In high school? Yeah, goths and punks are...

In high school? Yeah, goths and punks are stereotyped. Show me a single high school student who isn't stereotyped by peers because of their dress or affiliations.

According to someone they're a...
Forum: General 12-03-2003, 09:52 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
Heh, I'll probably put up a decent pic if I can...

Heh, I'll probably put up a decent pic if I can get one taken. Only ones I have right now that I like are either a couple of years old, or not "normal" (halloween costumes and the like). I just don't...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 11-25-2003, 11:48 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 16,830
Posted By Takhisis
Heh, same here. That or the Evil Dead trilogy. ;)

Heh, same here. That or the Evil Dead trilogy. ;)
Forum: General 11-25-2003, 08:57 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
I agree I think that people should post some more...

I agree I think that people should post some more pics. It is kewl to know what everyone looks like. Oh yeah, has anyone been able to see my pic. It is not showing now. Maybe it is just this...
Forum: General 11-21-2003, 10:42 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
Calm down... it looks like the person made a typo...

Calm down... it looks like the person made a typo while trying to say "the pics on HERE" meaning the site, not mistaking you for female. Just a little confusion with the language barrier, I figure....
Forum: General 11-19-2003, 11:14 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
Re: wahoooooooo!

Heh, if that happens I'll take a pic of my face right now! I had some moles biopsied this morning so I'm lovely and swollen, and the band-aids make such a fabulous fashion statement! I could take the...
Forum: General 11-17-2003, 08:11 AM
Replies: 477
Views: 84,713
Posted By Takhisis
Jehovah's Witnesses. I'll admit I cheated...

Jehovah's Witnesses.

I'll admit I cheated and used a translator... my first thought was "The Testicles of Jehovah? That can't be right!" :shock:
Forum: General 11-17-2003, 07:53 AM
Replies: 250
Views: 40,291
Posted By Takhisis
Of course goths don't know how to fight back. And...

Of course goths don't know how to fight back. And neither do girls. :P
http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000105.html
Forum: General 11-11-2003, 11:56 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,688,621
Posted By Takhisis
Not terribly great, but the best recent photo...

Not terribly great, but the best recent photo I've got. Taken just before Halloween, the club we were visiting had a coffin set up so I had to climb in for a picture.

And my shirt reads "Please...
Forum: General 11-10-2003, 05:57 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 11,604
Posted By Takhisis
O WeaselBoy, my Weaselboy! Who is annoyed,...

O WeaselBoy, my Weaselboy!
Who is annoyed, myWeaselBoy?
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