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Forum: Whining 03-09-2008, 03:45 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 14,938
Posted By Tha Duckman
[Holds up piece o' paper]. I'mma bringin' the...

[Holds up piece o' paper]. I'mma bringin' the whores!
Forum: Whining 03-09-2008, 03:23 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 14,938
Posted By Tha Duckman
Ah, right so. Weepingsnot is a chode. Let's all...

Ah, right so. Weepingsnot is a chode. Let's all have a picnic!
Forum: Whining 03-09-2008, 03:11 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 14,938
Posted By Tha Duckman
Who says I was braggin'?

Who says I was braggin'?
Forum: Whining 03-09-2008, 02:55 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 14,938
Posted By Tha Duckman
He's a manager now. We hook for coffee sometimes....

He's a manager now. We hook for coffee sometimes. He gives me free bagels.
Forum: General 03-09-2008, 02:53 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,653
Posted By Tha Duckman
The first pickshure made me laugh, as it has...

The first pickshure made me laugh, as it has nothing to do with the thread.
Forum: General 03-09-2008, 02:02 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,462
Posted By Tha Duckman
Stop shooting them!

Stop shooting them!
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 03-09-2008, 10:37 AM
Replies: 288
Views: 40,504
Posted By Tha Duckman
Rosemary's Baby.

Rosemary's Baby.
Forum: Fashion 03-09-2008, 10:36 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 9,272
Posted By Tha Duckman
What Honeythorn said. You ain't gonna find shit...

What Honeythorn said. You ain't gonna find shit like that on the Interweb, simply because you can make them for like, five bucks? Go get yrself some materials and a needle.
Forum: General 03-09-2008, 10:22 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 16,379
Posted By Tha Duckman
Yes! He has no input worth reading on this forum!...

Yes! He has no input worth reading on this forum! Damn troll!
Forum: General 03-09-2008, 10:20 AM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
Yeah, you suck.

Yeah, you suck.
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 07:49 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
[Rapes you in yr face]. dgxdrgzxdrgx

[Rapes you in yr face].

dgxdrgzxdrgx
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 07:38 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
Be careful now, I might rap3 you!

Be careful now, I might rap3 you!
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 07:28 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,088
Posted By Tha Duckman
It's a secret.

It's a secret.
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 07:19 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,088
Posted By Tha Duckman
Yuss. rfrfhsjbcx

Yuss.

rfrfhsjbcx
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 07:14 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,088
Posted By Tha Duckman
Yuss. rfghtrht

Yuss.

rfghtrht
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 07:12 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,088
Posted By Tha Duckman
I is all hooked up. What's yr MSN address?

I is all hooked up. What's yr MSN address?
Forum: Fashion 03-08-2008, 05:52 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 9,272
Posted By Tha Duckman
Will red or black do ya...

Will red or black do ya (http://www.marquis.de/onlineshop/product_info.php?products_id=1043)?
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 05:17 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,653
Posted By Tha Duckman
This...

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q668ZfWbSA&feature=related) dudes response made me laugh.
Forum: Fashion 03-08-2008, 05:02 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 9,272
Posted By Tha Duckman
Like these...

Like these (http://allycatmetalware.com/shop/index.php?cPath=63)?
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 03:38 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,357
Posted By Tha Duckman
Laughing My Ass Off.

Laughing My Ass Off.
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 03:36 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
Me? rtfgrchter

Me?

rtfgrchter
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 03:22 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
Probation.

Probation.
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 03:14 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
I canna take weed, son.

I canna take weed, son.
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 03:05 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,088
Posted By Tha Duckman
Stick around, 'cuz I've already found tonights...

Stick around, 'cuz I've already found tonights one!
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 02:57 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
This is a fucking hilarious post.

This is a fucking hilarious post.
Forum: Whining 03-08-2008, 02:06 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 14,938
Posted By Tha Duckman
I'm a fuckin' great guy. I just don't feel the...

I'm a fuckin' great guy. I just don't feel the need to be a kiss ass.
Forum: Whining 03-08-2008, 01:59 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 14,938
Posted By Tha Duckman
You gave a bum a dollar!?!? WOW!!! You're my new...

You gave a bum a dollar!?!? WOW!!! You're my new hero! I had no idea you were so generous as to give out a dollar, which is the equivalent of 50 cents in Euros! NEAT!!! I once let a bum live in my...
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 01:50 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
You are like the little fat kid during P.E....

You are like the little fat kid during P.E. NOBODY wants you on their side.
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 01:42 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
How have I got it coming to me? Because I don't...

How have I got it coming to me? Because I don't put up with the ass licking and other bullshit that goes on here? Why? Tha Duckman = Not getting it.
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 01:25 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
Smart ass. But seriously, it ain't neat-o...

Smart ass.

But seriously, it ain't neat-o being called a fuckin' perv'. Unless you're HumanePain, in which case you would be 100 % correct.
Forum: Whining 03-08-2008, 01:22 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 14,938
Posted By Tha Duckman
Oh no! Whatever will I do now!? I can't go on...

Oh no! Whatever will I do now!? I can't go on like this! Weepingblood, can you find it in yr heart to forgive me!?!? I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 01:17 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
Basically, you really did piss me off, and I'm...

Basically, you really did piss me off, and I'm still pissed off, so screw you, ya little retard.

^ Not acting.
Forum: Whining 03-08-2008, 01:14 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 14,938
Posted By Tha Duckman
No, you just suck in general.

No, you just suck in general.
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 01:12 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
No, I wasn't joking, but the fact that I managed...

No, I wasn't joking, but the fact that I managed to convince you I was is also testament to my awesome E-acting skillz0rz.
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 01:09 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
So was I! You didn't find it funny?

So was I! You didn't find it funny?
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 01:08 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
You fucking better be sorry, otherwise absolutely...

You fucking better be sorry, otherwise absolutely nothing will happen, as I have no idea who you are or where you live. But if I did, be careful, because I might just try and **** you! OH NOES!!!!
...
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 01:01 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
OK, so! Well then it's fucking HILARIOUS! And I...

OK, so! Well then it's fucking HILARIOUS! And I just gave yr Mom AIDS and now she's going to slowly die, withering away as a deadly virus depletes her white blood cells!!! See how funny I can be!? I...
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 12:43 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
I'm more suspect than the Old Pervert? What the...

I'm more suspect than the Old Pervert? What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you retarded? You've actually fucked me off now, and that's making me more fucked off, because I hate being angry. Why the...
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 12:33 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
Because this site is against free speech. ...

Because this site is against free speech.

And why the mother fuck are you basically calling me a pedo'?
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 12:21 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,357
Posted By Tha Duckman
Pwn came about from people typing quickly during...

Pwn came about from people typing quickly during games, and accidentally hitting the P instead of the O, same with teh. It was made famous by some parody site I can't remember the address of.
Forum: Whining 03-08-2008, 12:07 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 14,938
Posted By Tha Duckman
It's OK. It'll all be OK.

It's OK. It'll all be OK.
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 07:58 AM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
We should be in front of our computers, and...

We should be in front of our computers, and TYPING stuff!

Fuck, I could do get togethers for a living!
Forum: Spooky News 03-08-2008, 07:20 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,795
Posted By Tha Duckman
Affirmative action can suck my ass hole.

Affirmative action can suck my ass hole.
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 06:43 AM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
Here's an idea! Why don't we all meet on here...

Here's an idea! Why don't we all meet on here TOMORROW!!!

Genius, I know!
Forum: Politics 03-08-2008, 06:42 AM
Replies: 58
Poll: Stupid Laws
Views: 7,567
Posted By Tha Duckman
You is all racist 'cuz I says so!

You is all racist 'cuz I says so!
Forum: Whining 03-08-2008, 04:20 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 14,938
Posted By Tha Duckman
Apart from me, obviously, as I am great.

Apart from me, obviously, as I am great.
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 03:43 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,357
Posted By Tha Duckman
Etc..............

Etc..............
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 03:21 AM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
Blanco. Probably hang out in Austin for a day or...

Blanco. Probably hang out in Austin for a day or two, as well.
Forum: Politics 03-07-2008, 05:37 PM
Replies: 58
Poll: Stupid Laws
Views: 7,567
Posted By Tha Duckman
OK, just wanted to step in for a second to say...

OK, just wanted to step in for a second to say SHIT THE MOTHER FUCK UP YOU PARTARD.

More black, Latin, Hispanic, purple, etc people are getting into scholarships and jobs, because if they're...
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 04:54 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 5,494
Posted By Tha Duckman
You get mah PM, toots?

You get mah PM, toots?
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 04:46 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,163
Posted By Tha Duckman
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 03:56 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
I was a young boy in a Catholic school. I know...

I was a young boy in a Catholic school. I know all about shit situations.
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 03:52 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
If I go over to England, would you hang out with...

If I go over to England, would you hang out with me?
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 03:37 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
It must suck shit to live in Vegas and be a minor.

It must suck shit to live in Vegas and be a minor.
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 01:27 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
Tha Duckman is a secretive creature.

Tha Duckman is a secretive creature.
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 01:22 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 15,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
I'm plannin' on being in Texas this Summer, if...

I'm plannin' on being in Texas this Summer, if all goes to plan, but don't expect me to turn up.
Forum: Fashion 03-07-2008, 12:55 PM
Replies: 2,730
Views: 460,048
Posted By Tha Duckman
I am wearing Xombie! See...

I am wearing Xombie!

See (http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/g0rk/clothes.jpg)?
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 12:46 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
Get her to E-Mayle it to ya! It's kick ass. ...

Get her to E-Mayle it to ya! It's kick ass.

P.S, you say you get off at four your time, right? What time is it where you is now?
Forum: Whining 03-07-2008, 12:42 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,561
Posted By Tha Duckman
Yeah, you're pretty shit, man.

Yeah, you're pretty shit, man.
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 12:39 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
It's fucking awesome.

It's fucking awesome.
Forum: Music 03-07-2008, 12:38 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,166
Posted By Tha Duckman
Cheers. fhatth

Cheers.

fhatth
Forum: Whining 03-07-2008, 10:43 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,561
Posted By Tha Duckman
Nope. Why the Hell would I? It's GREAT!

Nope. Why the Hell would I? It's GREAT!
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 10:39 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
Aces :D ! [Thumbs up].

Aces :D ! [Thumbs up].
Forum: Whining 03-07-2008, 10:37 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,561
Posted By Tha Duckman
I never have anything of substance to say! That's...

I never have anything of substance to say! That's the reason I'm here!
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 10:29 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
Did you see the teckst?

Did you see the teckst?
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 10:27 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
Damn, I always forget that shit, manG! ...

Damn, I always forget that shit, manG!

YUSS!!!!!
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 10:22 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
The smile at the end is the clincher.

The smile at the end is the clincher.
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 10:18 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
Man, yr video always makes me smile some!

Man, yr video always makes me smile some!
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 10:15 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
I more than likely will be. I could use some...

I more than likely will be. I could use some cheering up, if you knows what I means.
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 10:12 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,088
Posted By Tha Duckman
Bah, the Admin are all dead.

Bah, the Admin are all dead.
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 10:10 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
What time do you get off work, man? I waited...

What time do you get off work, man? I waited around for ages the other day.
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 10:02 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,088
Posted By Tha Duckman
I think I might make these threads part of my...

I think I might make these threads part of my "Late Night Duckman" thing.
Forum: Literature 03-07-2008, 09:33 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,620
Posted By Tha Duckman
She did not!

She did not!
Forum: Literature 03-07-2008, 08:22 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,620
Posted By Tha Duckman
They'll cost ten bucks each and be made from...

They'll cost ten bucks each and be made from plastic and paper!
Forum: Whining 03-07-2008, 08:18 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,561
Posted By Tha Duckman
I was a troll once. I think I might still be.

I was a troll once. I think I might still be.
Forum: Literature 03-07-2008, 07:48 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,620
Posted By Tha Duckman
I should make badges.

I should make badges.
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 07:47 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,374
Posted By Tha Duckman
I will be rubbing my knob in between yr shoulder...

I will be rubbing my knob in between yr shoulder blades.
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 07:42 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
Man, that gave me a horn right there, yo!

Man, that gave me a horn right there, yo!
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 07:02 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 5,494
Posted By Tha Duckman
I fixed it for you.

I fixed it for you.
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 06:54 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,065
Posted By Tha Duckman
Google Chris Crocker.

Google Chris Crocker.
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 06:32 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 5,494
Posted By Tha Duckman
This is gonna be fun.

This is gonna be fun.
Forum: Fashion 03-07-2008, 06:24 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,870
Posted By Tha Duckman
You look like the dude who works down the store.

You look like the dude who works down the store.
Forum: General 03-07-2008, 05:45 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,374
Posted By Tha Duckman
Y'all need some mother fuckin' schoolin', yo.

Y'all need some mother fuckin' schoolin', yo.
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 06:06 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,088
Posted By Tha Duckman
This chick will never plau professional basball.

Not with a throw like this (http://www.youporn.com/watch/41168?user_choice=Enter).

NSFW.
Forum: Politics 03-06-2008, 05:18 PM
Replies: 58
Poll: Stupid Laws
Views: 7,567
Posted By Tha Duckman
Hey, this thread is MINE now!

Hey, this thread is MINE now!
Forum: Music 03-06-2008, 05:16 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,166
Posted By Tha Duckman
Honestly, I have no idea. It's a vinyl I bought...

Honestly, I have no idea. It's a vinyl I bought for fifty cents with no label on it.
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 05:15 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
Ah well. It happens.

Ah well. It happens.
Forum: Politics 03-06-2008, 05:12 PM
Replies: 58
Poll: Stupid Laws
Views: 7,567
Posted By Tha Duckman
Ain't I great?

Ain't I great?
Forum: Politics 03-06-2008, 05:07 PM
Replies: 58
Poll: Stupid Laws
Views: 7,567
Posted By Tha Duckman
It's criminal to not go find it in the music bit...

It's criminal to not go find it in the music bit of the forum!

But here's (http://www.mediafire.com/?m4nmdhz24wn) the link anyways.
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 05:06 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
OK, so! I think it's OK to imagine getting high!

OK, so! I think it's OK to imagine getting high!
Forum: Politics 03-06-2008, 05:05 PM
Replies: 58
Poll: Stupid Laws
Views: 7,567
Posted By Tha Duckman
It's criminal to not download my new song!

It's criminal to not download my new song!
Forum: Music 03-06-2008, 05:02 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,166
Posted By Tha Duckman
Awesome new song dedicated to two members of GNet!!

This is for the memory of Mindless1, and that other schmuck who's name I can't remember.

"You Fail (http://www.mediafire.com/?m4nmdhz24wn)"
Forum: Whining 03-06-2008, 03:56 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 14,938
Posted By Tha Duckman
I repeat :

I repeat :
Forum: Whining 03-06-2008, 03:54 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 14,938
Posted By Tha Duckman
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Forum: Whining 03-06-2008, 03:51 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 14,938
Posted By Tha Duckman
If it happened to you, would you go on a forum...

If it happened to you, would you go on a forum and tell everyone, or get his ass slung in jail?

"OMG, I just, like, was totally hit in the mouth with a hammer by the guy who works in the gas...
Forum: Politics 03-06-2008, 03:47 PM
Replies: 58
Poll: Stupid Laws
Views: 7,567
Posted By Tha Duckman
Us Irish are the nigg3rs of Europe, you know. I...

Us Irish are the nigg3rs of Europe, you know. I was told this by a kind black fellow who taught me the blues.
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 03:44 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,613
Posted By Tha Duckman
I used to have thousands of ducks, but the land...

I used to have thousands of ducks, but the land lord of the house I was living in when I went to rehab fucked them all out.
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 03:36 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,613
Posted By Tha Duckman
No, just this...

No, just this (http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/g0rk/HPIM0019.jpg) guy.
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 03:28 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,613
Posted By Tha Duckman
Yeah, they ain't too bad. Last time I offered to...

Yeah, they ain't too bad. Last time I offered to show my knob to a chick for a flash of breasticle in real life, I was carted off in a copper van.
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 03:23 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,613
Posted By Tha Duckman
DO you have as much / less / more luck than me?

DO you have as much / less / more luck than me?
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 03:20 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,613
Posted By Tha Duckman
Cool! It's awesome that you go around trying to...

Cool! It's awesome that you go around trying to get chicks to show you their tits!
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 03:13 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,613
Posted By Tha Duckman
I'm exactly like this when I'm drunk though!

I'm exactly like this when I'm drunk though!
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 03:13 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,613
Posted By Tha Duckman
They's crafty, I tell you what.

They's crafty, I tell you what.
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 03:10 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,613
Posted By Tha Duckman
You mightn't believe this, but in real life I'm...

You mightn't believe this, but in real life I'm actually really very reserved. I don't trust Human folk [Shifty eyes].
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 03:07 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,613
Posted By Tha Duckman
Yes. rasjrttrjstjrst

Yes.

rasjrttrjstjrst
Forum: Literature 03-06-2008, 03:00 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 30,725
Posted By Tha Duckman
Ass lick .

Ass lick .
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 02:55 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,613
Posted By Tha Duckman
Can I see yr tits 'cuz I'm so damn cute, and it...

Can I see yr tits 'cuz I'm so damn cute, and it just might inspire me to go on a journey of self discovery, only to find out that all I will ever need is right here, next to my computer?
Forum: Music 03-06-2008, 02:51 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 870
Posted By Tha Duckman
No. They're all crap. [/thread].

No. They're all crap.

[/thread].
Forum: Whining 03-06-2008, 02:49 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 14,938
Posted By Tha Duckman
Show me yr boobs!!

Show me yr boobs!!
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 02:48 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,613
Posted By Tha Duckman
I have no idea where my family are. Am I cute now?

I have no idea where my family are. Am I cute now?
Forum: Spooky News 03-06-2008, 02:43 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,036
Posted By Tha Duckman
**** that **** ing piece of ****. Mother **** ers...

**** that **** ing piece of ****. Mother **** ers are **** swallowing **** s.
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 02:34 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 7,563
Posted By Tha Duckman
Username: Tha Almighty Duckman ...

Username: Tha Almighty Duckman
Subclassification: Better than you.
Modus Operandi: Better than you.
Musical Genres: Stuff that's better than the stuff you listen to.
Favored Vices: Really good...
Forum: Music 03-06-2008, 02:24 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,165
Posted By Tha Duckman
Speak up next time, yo.

Speak up next time, yo.
Forum: Whining 03-06-2008, 02:23 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 14,938
Posted By Tha Duckman
Sell yr story to a wimmins magazeen.

Sell yr story to a wimmins magazeen.
Forum: Politics 03-06-2008, 02:21 PM
Replies: 58
Poll: Stupid Laws
Views: 7,567
Posted By Tha Duckman
Man, I have it SO easy I can't even decide...

Man, I have it SO easy I can't even decide whether I should pay bills this week or eat! I have such a busy schedule trying to figure this one out.
Forum: Politics 03-06-2008, 01:03 PM
Replies: 58
Poll: Stupid Laws
Views: 7,567
Posted By Tha Duckman
All black people are black!

All black people are black!
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 11:48 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
Will you be nakey?

Will you be nakey?
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 11:42 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
Who's doing the burlesque?

Who's doing the burlesque?
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 11:15 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
They're alright. The usual indie band fare.

They're alright. The usual indie band fare.
Forum: Whining 03-06-2008, 11:14 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,013
Posted By Tha Duckman
I'm gonna fucking do this...

I'm gonna fucking do this (http://www.ursine.com.au/Images/2BearsHug.gif) top you, ya dumb, ranting bitch.
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 11:11 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
Kind of, only sexier!

Kind of, only sexier!
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 11:01 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,417
Posted By Tha Duckman
Sometimes I wish I was someone else...

Just so I could fuck me.
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 10:48 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,874
Posted By Tha Duckman
It means I get to play good music instead of the...

It means I get to play good music instead of the same four songs on repeat, so I'm happy.
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 10:07 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,374
Posted By Tha Duckman
Is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 07:10 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,374
Posted By Tha Duckman
There must be a devil between us!

There must be a devil between us!
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 05:10 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,374
Posted By Tha Duckman
Hey!

Been tryin' to meet you!
Forum: Whining 03-06-2008, 04:46 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,445
Posted By Tha Duckman
I can go for ever, yo.

I can go for ever, yo.
Forum: Whining 03-06-2008, 04:44 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,290
Posted By Tha Duckman
Ew, man!!!!!!!

Ew, man!!!!!!!
Forum: General 03-06-2008, 04:43 AM
Replies: 299
Views: 24,563
Posted By Tha Duckman
Waynes World actually made me pee myself a little...

Waynes World actually made me pee myself a little when I saw it in the cinema years ago.
Forum: General 03-05-2008, 08:29 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,491
Posted By Tha Duckman
What he said. Ragging on Emo dweebs is done.

What he said. Ragging on Emo dweebs is done.
Forum: General 03-05-2008, 08:10 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,491
Posted By Tha Duckman
It's yahoo dot com. But yeah, the censorship...

It's yahoo dot com.

But yeah, the censorship on this site is fucking absurd. Watch :

CUNT
FUCK
PUSSY
COCK
SHIT
INCEST
Forum: Whining 03-05-2008, 08:03 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,445
Posted By Tha Duckman
Charlie Laine is funny lookin'.

Charlie Laine is funny lookin'.
Forum: Whining 03-05-2008, 07:49 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,445
Posted By Tha Duckman
I'm gonna take you to Vegas.

I'm gonna take you to Vegas.
Forum: Whining 03-05-2008, 07:46 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,445
Posted By Tha Duckman
Kentucky - Dark Land Of Fried Chicken.

Kentucky - Dark Land Of Fried Chicken.
Forum: Literature 03-05-2008, 05:01 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 30,725
Posted By Tha Duckman
Take it like the whore you are!! [Pounds...

Take it like the whore you are!!

[Pounds some butt].
Forum: General 03-05-2008, 03:13 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,555
Posted By Tha Duckman
Boobs is great.......

Boobs is great.......
Forum: Music 03-05-2008, 02:21 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,539
Posted By Tha Duckman
ELO are fantastic. They're just as good live now...

ELO are fantastic. They're just as good live now as they were way back when.
Forum: General 03-05-2008, 02:19 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 4,432
Posted By Tha Duckman
Tha Duckman has a lot of secrets.

Tha Duckman has a lot of secrets.
Forum: General 03-05-2008, 01:51 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 4,432
Posted By Tha Duckman
Just me being alive makes a lot of people horny...

Just me being alive makes a lot of people horny for me!
Forum: General 03-05-2008, 01:42 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 4,432
Posted By Tha Duckman
I honestly can't blame you.

I honestly can't blame you.
Forum: General 03-05-2008, 01:06 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 4,432
Posted By Tha Duckman
Those two meaty red pedals were made special just...

Those two meaty red pedals were made special just for me. I'm THAT awesome.
Forum: Whining 03-05-2008, 12:53 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,290
Posted By Tha Duckman
Not yet. I'm waiting 'til you go down a dark...

Not yet. I'm waiting 'til you go down a dark alley.
Forum: General 03-05-2008, 12:51 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 4,432
Posted By Tha Duckman
Cheers :) .

Cheers :) .
Forum: General 03-05-2008, 11:34 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 4,432
Posted By Tha Duckman
Bipolar Joe > Le Tigre.

Bipolar Joe > Le Tigre.
Forum: General 03-05-2008, 11:12 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 4,432
Posted By Tha Duckman
How Tha Duckman makes muzak.

Step one : Say Hello to audience (http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/g0rk/HPIM0014.jpg).

Step two : Get all the stuff together (http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g292/g0rk/HPIM0015.jpg).
...
Forum: Whining 03-05-2008, 11:00 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,290
Posted By Tha Duckman
Because I make you moist.

Because I make you moist.
Forum: Whining 03-05-2008, 10:07 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,290
Posted By Tha Duckman
OK, I admit it. Tell yr Mom I said hi.

OK, I admit it. Tell yr Mom I said hi.
Forum: Whining 03-05-2008, 10:03 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,290
Posted By Tha Duckman
Yeah, I know. You could use a little work,...

Yeah, I know. You could use a little work, though. I'm a people, not a damn ice cream.
Forum: Whining 03-05-2008, 10:01 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,290
Posted By Tha Duckman
I am older. I lied about my age when we made out....

I am older. I lied about my age when we made out. I am sorry for deceiving you :( .
Forum: Whining 03-05-2008, 09:58 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,290
Posted By Tha Duckman
Yes, it was me, remember!?!?!?!

Yes, it was me, remember!?!?!?!
Forum: Whining 03-05-2008, 09:53 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,290
Posted By Tha Duckman
It's OK, Noumi! You don't have to pretend!

It's OK, Noumi! You don't have to pretend!
Forum: Whining 03-05-2008, 09:47 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,290
Posted By Tha Duckman
Are you sure? It looks a lot like you in that...

Are you sure? It looks a lot like you in that other video you sent me.
Forum: Whining 03-05-2008, 09:41 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,290
Posted By Tha Duckman
Is that you in the video, Noumi?

Is that you in the video, Noumi?
Forum: Literature 03-05-2008, 08:38 AM
Replies: 192
Views: 30,725
Posted By Tha Duckman
I can be anything you want me to be.

I can be anything you want me to be.
Forum: Whining 03-05-2008, 08:15 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,445
Posted By Tha Duckman
No you're not, I am.

No you're not, I am.
Forum: Politics 03-05-2008, 05:51 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,149
Posted By Tha Duckman
You can have Bosnia.

You can have Bosnia.
Forum: Literature 03-05-2008, 05:50 AM
Replies: 192
Views: 30,725
Posted By Tha Duckman
Corpsey's the bitch in the relationship.

Corpsey's the bitch in the relationship.
Forum: Whining 03-05-2008, 05:28 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,445
Posted By Tha Duckman
Hey, I'm NOT gay, it's like we're TWINS or...

Hey, I'm NOT gay, it's like we're TWINS or something! WOW!!!!
Forum: Politics 03-05-2008, 05:24 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,149
Posted By Tha Duckman
I is Irish, so I is gettin' Ireland.

I is Irish, so I is gettin' Ireland.
Forum: General 03-05-2008, 05:20 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,613
Posted By Tha Duckman
Yeah, I like chicken. ???

Yeah, I like chicken.

???
Forum: Introductions 03-04-2008, 07:45 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,123
Posted By Tha Duckman
I is the High Priest of Everything!!

I is the High Priest of Everything!!
Forum: Politics 03-04-2008, 07:36 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,149
Posted By Tha Duckman
I will fix yr brainz!

I will fix yr brainz!
Forum: Politics 03-04-2008, 06:55 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,149
Posted By Tha Duckman
I am more awesome, although Jello Biafra is...

I am more awesome, although Jello Biafra is mighty cool.
Forum: Introductions 03-04-2008, 06:19 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,123
Posted By Tha Duckman
I have Fearless Freaks signed by The Flaming...

I have Fearless Freaks signed by The Flaming Lips. +1 me.
Forum: Spooky News 03-04-2008, 05:55 PM
Replies: 184
Views: 19,560
Posted By Tha Duckman
Man, I like Funions...

Man, I like Funions...
Forum: Whining 03-04-2008, 05:37 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,661
Posted By Tha Duckman
Making up words is fun!

Making up words is fun!
Forum: Literature 03-04-2008, 05:32 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 30,725
Posted By Tha Duckman
Yup. It ain't all about you, ya know. It's all...

Yup. It ain't all about you, ya know. It's all about ME!
Forum: General 03-04-2008, 04:30 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,138
Posted By Tha Duckman
HAHA at you!!!

HAHA at you!!!
Forum: Politics 03-04-2008, 03:36 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,149
Posted By Tha Duckman
Married. erhesrxc

Married.

erhesrxc
Forum: Introductions 03-04-2008, 03:24 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,123
Posted By Tha Duckman
Oh, OK, so.

Oh, OK, so.
Forum: Introductions 03-04-2008, 03:10 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,123
Posted By Tha Duckman
What? erhgraejjxcf

What?

erhgraejjxcf
Forum: Introductions 03-04-2008, 01:56 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,123
Posted By Tha Duckman
Buffy is shite.

Buffy is shite.
Forum: Politics 03-04-2008, 01:54 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,149
Posted By Tha Duckman
I am, ain't I?

I am, ain't I?
Forum: Introductions 03-04-2008, 01:52 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,123
Posted By Tha Duckman
I have all of Darkwing Duck on DVD. I win at life.

I have all of Darkwing Duck on DVD. I win at life.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 03-04-2008, 01:51 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,242
Posted By Tha Duckman
You mean the treadmills? I think it's another way...

You mean the treadmills? I think it's another way to get money from idiots with too much money.
Forum: Introductions 03-04-2008, 01:50 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,123
Posted By Tha Duckman
Candy thieves are fags!

Candy thieves are fags!
Forum: Politics 03-04-2008, 01:49 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,149
Posted By Tha Duckman
You can all have Turkmenistan. I hear it's...

You can all have Turkmenistan. I hear it's beautiful this time of year.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 03-04-2008, 01:49 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,242
Posted By Tha Duckman
Well, there you go, so. Credit me for its utter...

Well, there you go, so. Credit me for its utter genius.
Forum: Introductions 03-04-2008, 01:48 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,123
Posted By Tha Duckman
I like to be dangerous. [Steals candy from...

I like to be dangerous.

[Steals candy from Fred Phelps].
Forum: Politics 03-04-2008, 01:47 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,149
Posted By Tha Duckman
Thumbs up One world under Tha Duckman.

It would be aces.

[Two thumbs up].
Forum: Introductions 03-04-2008, 01:44 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,123
Posted By Tha Duckman
[Eats yr vagina instead]. j;lrg'jgrjkgr

[Eats yr vagina instead].

j;lrg'jgrjkgr
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 03-04-2008, 01:43 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,242
Posted By Tha Duckman
Because they're all idiots. What I don't get is...

Because they're all idiots. What I don't get is you'll always see a comment by someone who doesn't even like metal / noise music / burgers / ducks / carbonated beverages, who watched the video and...
Forum: Introductions 03-04-2008, 01:39 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,123
Posted By Tha Duckman
OK, and I'll be really Goth and bring pictures of...

OK, and I'll be really Goth and bring pictures of The Crow by HR Giger painted in his own blood.

[Slits wrist just to stop my own internal suffering].
Forum: Introductions 03-04-2008, 01:34 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,123
Posted By Tha Duckman
Yes, yes it is! You are SOOO post modern! Let's...

Yes, yes it is! You are SOOO post modern! Let's be friends!
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 03-04-2008, 01:31 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,242
Posted By Tha Duckman
In general. It's either : 1 ) Your such a...

In general. It's either :

1 ) Your such a fukin retard i hat u nd i hope u die.

2 ) (Insert something said in the video) lolololololololol

3 ) Oh god this is so funny...
Forum: Introductions 03-04-2008, 01:26 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,123
Posted By Tha Duckman
You're neat!

You're neat!
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 03-04-2008, 01:12 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,242
Posted By Tha Duckman
The people who comment on YouPoop make me sad for...

The people who comment on YouPoop make me sad for humanity.
Forum: Literature 03-04-2008, 01:09 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 30,725
Posted By Tha Duckman
Your point being?

Your point being?
Forum: Spooky News 03-04-2008, 01:09 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,034
Posted By Tha Duckman
I think you are lonely. I think you have no...

I think you are lonely. I think you have no friends. I think this is because you're a douche who keeps on correcting people on their shit and then telling them they won't be taken seriously unless...
Forum: Whining 03-04-2008, 01:07 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,290
Posted By Tha Duckman
Retards? erhye5

Retards?

erhye5
Forum: Literature 03-04-2008, 12:22 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 30,725
Posted By Tha Duckman
Boy, you sure do like the taste of shit, don't ya!

Boy, you sure do like the taste of shit, don't ya!
Forum: Fashion 03-04-2008, 12:16 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,642
Posted By Tha Duckman
If you scrub it like a bitch just after applying...

If you scrub it like a bitch just after applying the bleach, it ends up looking like rust.
Forum: Spooky News 03-04-2008, 12:14 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,392
Posted By Tha Duckman
You reckon people will throw D10's in the grave...

You reckon people will throw D10's in the grave hole instead of mud?
Forum: General 03-04-2008, 12:11 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,555
Posted By Tha Duckman
It's the make up that gets me. For serious,...

It's the make up that gets me. For serious, peeps. Way to look like a clown.
Forum: General 03-04-2008, 12:08 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,874
Posted By Tha Duckman
It makes you wish vampires were real. I just...

It makes you wish vampires were real. I just ended up slaughtering all the retarded Goth dicks I saw at a club I played in instead.
Forum: Spooky News 03-04-2008, 11:58 AM
Replies: 184
Views: 19,560
Posted By Tha Duckman
Please change it, Bella. I kind of don't...

Please change it, Bella. I kind of don't appreciate it.
Forum: General 03-04-2008, 11:50 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,874
Posted By Tha Duckman
I agree. Castlevania 4 had some pretty kick ass...

I agree. Castlevania 4 had some pretty kick ass muzak.
Forum: Whining 03-04-2008, 11:49 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,290
Posted By Tha Duckman
No, it was a pump. You can see the marks.

No, it was a pump. You can see the marks.
Forum: General 03-04-2008, 10:15 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,137
Posted By Tha Duckman
I would recommend having a job that pays good...

I would recommend having a job that pays good enough to rent a place. Being homeless is no fun at all.
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