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Forum: General 01-16-2011, 09:02 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,861
Posted By edible_eye
Ah, got it. The tag under my name used to say...

Ah, got it. The tag under my name used to say "Whiskey drinker" - but I guess they did away with 'em.

Anyway, cheers.
Forum: General 01-16-2011, 06:09 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,861
Posted By edible_eye
Thanx, man. It was time to update. I haven't...

Thanx, man. It was time to update. I haven't sported the handlebars in years.
Forum: General 01-16-2011, 07:26 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,861
Posted By edible_eye
Agreed. On that level, it's not about...

Agreed.

On that level, it's not about pumping false, hot air into their ears - it's about letting them know we (as adults) have faith in where they're going. Unless, of course, they're total...
Forum: General 01-16-2011, 06:46 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,861
Posted By edible_eye
Fair. Although you should know, somewhere in the...

Fair. Although you should know, somewhere in the back of your mind, same as I - when we were told such foolishness by our parents during our youth, the default setting was to give our parents the...
Forum: General 01-16-2011, 06:32 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 9,319
Posted By edible_eye
No, young maggot. I was never wholly cussed out...

No, young maggot. I was never wholly cussed out for my conservative ideologies. Granted, I had a beef or two with various members who didn't agree with my thoughts / ideas / pontifications - but...
Forum: General 01-16-2011, 05:44 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,861
Posted By edible_eye
Life's been fine overall, E. :) Thanx for...

Life's been fine overall, E. :) Thanx for asking.

Good to "see you" again.

And I hope the same can be said for you - that life has been kind.
Forum: General 01-16-2011, 03:46 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,861
Posted By edible_eye
Hi, all - Old school poster, resurrected...

Hi, all -

Old school poster, resurrected from the dead. Kinda a zombie at this point in my life, kinda not.

I've answered this question before and after reviewing it from the past, will...
Forum: Shill 01-16-2011, 03:12 AM
Replies: 181
Views: 9,239
Posted By edible_eye
Submitted for review of authenticity of above...

Submitted for review of authenticity of above claim.
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w35/edible_eye2/ride-home.jpg

HP - I'm gonna have to read that story. I just wish I had a better working...
Forum: Shill 01-12-2011, 10:58 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 9,239
Posted By edible_eye
Always nice to see you, beautiful Solumina. *bow*

Always nice to see you, beautiful Solumina. *bow*
Forum: Shill 01-02-2011, 03:39 AM
Replies: 181
Views: 9,239
Posted By edible_eye
Hiya, Saya. Happy new year.

Hiya, Saya. Happy new year.
Forum: Shill 01-01-2011, 11:33 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 9,239
Posted By edible_eye
Ah. Manliness = WWMcGD? What Would McGyver Do? ...

Ah. Manliness = WWMcGD? What Would McGyver Do? Got it.

And girliness pretty much comes down to having breasts and a vagina. Keep it basic so the gray area doesn't dominate. :)~
Forum: Shill 12-31-2010, 11:36 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 9,239
Posted By edible_eye
If knitting is the litmus test by which to prove...

If knitting is the litmus test by which to prove my "manliness" - I fold.

That JD and cola, however... ;)
Forum: Shill 12-31-2010, 11:34 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 9,239
Posted By edible_eye
If your ability to deal with someone face-to-face...

If your ability to deal with someone face-to-face is even 1/10 as genuine in spirit as it is inside this forum (I browsed a bit), I suspect you're a lot more effective interacting with people,...
Forum: Shill 12-30-2010, 01:23 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 9,239
Posted By edible_eye
To this - I don't yell and the varied reasons for...

To this - I don't yell and the varied reasons for people coming to the ER are as abundant as the strands of seaweed on the beach after a storm - ie - not everyone comes to the ER for behavioral...
Forum: Shill 12-30-2010, 12:35 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 9,239
Posted By edible_eye
Hi, all. I was directed to this thread by a...

Hi, all.

I was directed to this thread by a friend (thanx, C.). It's been a while since I last roamed these halls. Good to see some old names and good to see some new ones.

Oldies ensure...
Forum: General 02-19-2008, 10:51 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
So long between visits and so odd to wander these...

So long between visits and so odd to wander these halls yet again.
Forum: Whining 02-19-2008, 10:47 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
Hi, Molly. Hope all is well on your side of the...

Hi, Molly. Hope all is well on your side of the screen.
Forum: General 08-28-2007, 12:22 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
Just wandering around cyberspace tonight. ...

Just wandering around cyberspace tonight. Figured I'd drop in and say hi.

So, hi.
Forum: General 04-23-2007, 09:58 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
Whoa, relax there kiddo. I wasn't attacking you....

Whoa, relax there kiddo. I wasn't attacking you. I was talking about a genuine laugh. I just found it funny when you said, "I still win."

No harm meant.
Forum: General 04-23-2007, 09:28 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
Hahaha. Thanx for the laugh. I don't...

Hahaha. Thanx for the laugh.



I don't bodybuild in the strict sense that site is dedicated to promoting - it's more of a stress relief / anger management thing for me. I hit the gym at least...
Forum: Whining 04-23-2007, 09:18 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
Get a fake I.N.S. badge and run toward them next...

Get a fake I.N.S. badge and run toward them next time.
Forum: General 04-23-2007, 09:10 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
5' 11" - 210 pounds. ...

5' 11" - 210 pounds.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/data/500/e_e2-1.jpg

And you Bloopie - you asked but provided no info. Pay up. :)

And what do you mean with the comment about...
Forum: Spooky News 04-21-2007, 04:37 PM
Replies: 193
Views: 13,686
Posted By edible_eye
Is it? You might want to pull your sleeve...

Is it?

You might want to pull your sleeve up, your chip is showing.
Forum: Spooky News 04-21-2007, 04:35 PM
Replies: 193
Views: 13,686
Posted By edible_eye
He's not only made himself look bad, but has...

He's not only made himself look bad, but has portrayed himself as a sack of waste all by his lonesome.

This statement smacks of unfortunate brainwashing on the scale of that horrendous,...
Forum: Spooky News 04-21-2007, 04:32 PM
Replies: 193
Views: 13,686
Posted By edible_eye
So, you're saying it's other peoples' fault that...

So, you're saying it's other peoples' fault that he killed 31 people? According to you, he holds no responsibility for his actions?

Who is saying we need to shape up? Who is this 'they' you're...
Forum: Spooky News 04-21-2007, 04:27 PM
Replies: 193
Views: 13,686
Posted By edible_eye
So, you're assuming he targeted specific people,...

So, you're assuming he targeted specific people, that those he shot were sought out individually? Your question was dropped in the middle of a discussion regarding whether or not blame was to be...
Forum: Spooky News 04-21-2007, 01:25 PM
Replies: 193
Views: 13,686
Posted By edible_eye
Because he pulled the trigger on a pair of loaded...

Because he pulled the trigger on a pair of loaded guns again and again and again, shooting people at random, killing most of those he hit with the bullets of said guns.

Was that a serious question...
Forum: General 04-21-2007, 09:13 AM
Replies: 4,620
Views: 239,761
Posted By edible_eye
Dumber. Having someone grind your teeth to...

Dumber.

Having someone grind your teeth to the gums with a file or having someone slide razor blades beneath your fingernails to loosen them before pulling them off?
Forum: Spooky News 04-21-2007, 08:54 AM
Replies: 193
Views: 13,686
Posted By edible_eye
Actually, there is someone to blame - Cho...

Actually, there is someone to blame - Cho Seung-Hui, otherwise known as a sack of genetic shit.
Forum: Introductions 04-21-2007, 08:49 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 3,040
Posted By edible_eye
No apology needed. I was just confused with the...

No apology needed. I was just confused with the way you presented your statements.

Anyway - welcome.
Forum: Introductions 04-21-2007, 08:38 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 3,040
Posted By edible_eye
The government does not define what this country...

The government does not define what this country is. The "government" is a transient entity, the humans inside it continually replaced. And please be clear about whom or what you're speaking for I...
Forum: Introductions 04-21-2007, 08:25 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 3,040
Posted By edible_eye
Not for nothing, dude - but she's a kid. She's...

Not for nothing, dude - but she's a kid. She's in 8th grade.

I believe you've mentioned that you're an adult. The words "If you are hot" really shouldn't be a part of your critique, in my...
Forum: Whining 04-21-2007, 07:53 AM
Replies: 221
Views: 13,391
Posted By edible_eye
Then your petition is with the administrators of...

Then your petition is with the administrators of G-Net, not here in a public debate.
Forum: Whining 04-21-2007, 07:38 AM
Replies: 221
Views: 13,391
Posted By edible_eye
You recall wrong. I took issue with the...

You recall wrong.

I took issue with the words and nastness you spat at Molly, for she is a friend. And when you then turned your attention toward me, I spoke directly to you.

That's it.
...
Forum: Whining 04-21-2007, 06:33 AM
Replies: 221
Views: 13,391
Posted By edible_eye
Just a side note - when we had our interaction...

Just a side note - when we had our interaction some time back, each and every comment I had was directed toward you. I never said anything about your father. There's no reason for me to mention...
Forum: Fashion 04-09-2007, 03:37 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 6,547
Posted By edible_eye
To each his own, really, when it comes to...

To each his own, really, when it comes to deciding who was rude and who wasn't. No biggie, as far as I'm concerned.

I do find it odd, Rosie that your justification for attacking DarkHearted was...
Forum: Fashion 04-08-2007, 11:28 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 6,547
Posted By edible_eye
This made me laugh. Thanx.

This made me laugh. Thanx.
Forum: General 04-08-2007, 10:44 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
Jersey - Newark, South Orange, Ocean Township,...

Jersey - Newark, South Orange, Ocean Township, Ocean Grove and Matawan.

Jersey kicks fuckin' ass.
Forum: General 04-08-2007, 10:41 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
Thanx. You're the Jersey girl who lives in...

Thanx. You're the Jersey girl who lives in Florida now, correct?

Jersey is my old, stomping ground. Florida is where I want to live someday.

Anyway, thank you for saying "hi".

As for you,...
Forum: General 04-08-2007, 10:34 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
I'm enjoying the various personalities on the...

I'm enjoying the various personalities on the boards, the more I read through the posts here. Thank you for welcoming me back, those who have. For those I haven't yet "met" - I look forward to...
Forum: Fashion 04-08-2007, 10:29 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 6,547
Posted By edible_eye
You waltzed onto a message board and berated your...

You waltzed onto a message board and berated your wife and her sense of self to strangers, all within a time period of less than 20 minutes. Your protests attempting to negate your insults toward...
Forum: Whining 04-08-2007, 04:46 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,925
Posted By edible_eye
Here's to your ex - ...

Here's to your ex -

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j124/wingman21/1c945a99.jpg

Hope he doesn't drown on it. Actually, I don't hope that. Fuck him.
Forum: Whining 04-08-2007, 01:46 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,134
Posted By edible_eye
Then perhaps we have. If that's the case, I...

Then perhaps we have. If that's the case, I apologize in advance for not recognizing you outright. :)
Forum: Whining 04-08-2007, 11:55 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,134
Posted By edible_eye
I don't think so. We may have crossed paths...

I don't think so. We may have crossed paths somewhere in cyberspace, but I doubt it. It's a big world out there.

Just offering a bit of faceless compassion with a side order of empathy, is all.
Forum: Whining 04-08-2007, 09:57 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,134
Posted By edible_eye
My grandfather was a good man as well, and when...

My grandfather was a good man as well, and when he passed a true piece of human goodness left this world.

I feel for your loss, Shyantra.

- hug -
Forum: Politics 04-06-2007, 09:30 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,463
Posted By edible_eye
Er... please pardon my pretty well intoxicated...

Er... please pardon my pretty well intoxicated brain. It sometimes intrudes where it doesn't belong.

All better now.

Forget I was ever here.
Forum: General 04-05-2007, 10:51 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 5,868
Posted By edible_eye
Jesus also said it is his place to judge humanity...

Jesus also said it is his place to judge humanity - not yours. That makes you a punk and someone who pisses on the Lord's word.

Seclude yourself and tear open your flesh with the seven, sacred...
Forum: General 04-05-2007, 10:32 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
Disorder - you're cute as a button, hanging with...

Disorder - you're cute as a button, hanging with your milk.
Forum: Whining 04-05-2007, 09:49 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 4,776
Posted By edible_eye
I'd risk it.

I'd risk it.
Forum: General 04-05-2007, 09:44 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
And finally - a city pic......

And finally - a city pic... http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w35/edible_eye2/e_e.jpg

Yeah, I was out drinking with the Mrs. tonight. Life is good.
Forum: General 04-05-2007, 09:41 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
Here, there and everywhere, Drac. Thanx...

Here, there and everywhere, Drac.

Thanx for the compliment. Here's the back - http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w35/edible_eye2/jacket_back.jpg

I saw your skeleton shirt - diggin' that...
Forum: General 04-05-2007, 09:26 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
Another pic, for shits-and-giggles. On the U.S....

Another pic, for shits-and-giggles. On the U.S. Aircraft Carrier - J.F.K.

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w35/edible_eye2/e_e3.jpg
Forum: Spooky News 04-05-2007, 09:17 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 14,763
Posted By edible_eye
There is shit, and there is the eating of shit. ...

There is shit, and there is the eating of shit.

Someone has to make it for someone to eat it.

That makes no sense.

Thank you.
Forum: Politics 04-05-2007, 09:08 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,463
Posted By edible_eye
Binkie - You need to birth my children. ...

Binkie -

You need to birth my children.

Now.

Thank you.
Forum: General 04-04-2007, 09:17 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 5,056
Posted By edible_eye
You already laid out two different scenarioes. ...

You already laid out two different scenarioes. What do you mean you don't know what you're taking a photo of?

You need to tread a little lighter on the opinion side of things before you create.
Forum: General 04-04-2007, 09:15 PM
Replies: 4,620
Views: 239,761
Posted By edible_eye
Fender. I used to have a flying-v... before I...

Fender. I used to have a flying-v... before I found girls.

Strapped to a chair with a knife at your throat and forced to chew and swallow glass or strapped to a chair and set on fire?
Forum: General 04-04-2007, 09:10 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 5,056
Posted By edible_eye
Eddie Brock was a regular joe, the common working...

Eddie Brock was a regular joe, the common working man searching for an angle to get his name into the limelight.

Peter Parker wanted the same, however his ethical and moral nature prohibited him...
Forum: General 04-04-2007, 08:57 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 5,056
Posted By edible_eye
Pics of Venom and Spiderman have everything to do...

Pics of Venom and Spiderman have everything to do with everything.

Thank you.
Forum: General 04-04-2007, 08:54 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
As always, beautiful girl - bringing a smile to...

As always, beautiful girl - bringing a smile to your lips satisfies a sliver of my soul. If I achieved that tonight, I will sleep well.
Forum: General 04-04-2007, 08:44 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
Humane - rejoice, for the beauty of your...

Humane - rejoice, for the beauty of your grandchild is absolute. You are a blessed man.

Coming back to this playground is awkward. I left for reasons which now, given the current atmosphere,...
Forum: General 04-04-2007, 08:33 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 5,056
Posted By edible_eye
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e116/Nakou/venom...

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e116/Nakou/venom.jpg

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w278/darkside462_2007/stuff/4329.jpg
...
Forum: Introductions 04-04-2007, 06:43 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,089
Posted By edible_eye
I dig your signature. "Two grapes? Who...

I dig your signature.

"Two grapes? Who cares?"

"I need a price check on two grapes!"
Forum: Spooky News 04-03-2007, 10:11 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,871
Posted By edible_eye
I've read quite a few of your posts, Humane. You...

I've read quite a few of your posts, Humane. You strike me as a caring individual. Your grand daughter will benefit from that.

Congratulations to you and your family.
Forum: General 04-03-2007, 07:33 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
Fair enough. Thanks. Oh - and thank...

Fair enough.

Thanks.

Oh - and thank you, Lucretia.
Forum: General 04-03-2007, 05:03 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
Err... although I appreciate that you're......

Err... although I appreciate that you're... happy? This is a bit much for my sensibilities.

He sank his own battleship with his inappropriate behavior.

Oh, and Molly - if I do decide to swing...
Forum: Whining 04-03-2007, 04:47 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,808
Posted By edible_eye
Wrong, darlin'. He's an adult. There's no...

Wrong, darlin'.

He's an adult. There's no one to blame but himself.
Forum: Whining 04-02-2007, 12:29 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,808
Posted By edible_eye
Hiya, precious. Hope all's well.

Hiya, precious.

Hope all's well.
Forum: Whining 04-02-2007, 12:28 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,808
Posted By edible_eye
Hiya, Molly. Nice to 'see' you again and I hope...

Hiya, Molly. Nice to 'see' you again and I hope life's been treating you well.

I answered you earlier but I guess the post didn't go through. Obviously, you're still getting the boys all hot and...
Forum: Whining 04-02-2007, 06:33 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,808
Posted By edible_eye
Ah, the mark of someone in a truly desperate...

Ah, the mark of someone in a truly desperate state - that of flinging whatever inflammatory gobbledy-gook that might come to mind.

You're funny, in a shake-one's-head kind of way. Oh well.
...
Forum: Whining 04-02-2007, 06:20 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,808
Posted By edible_eye
Heh. I'm older than you are, son. And...

Heh. I'm older than you are, son.

And once again, your estimation of me is so bizarrely off base, it's laughable. Well, not laughable really - more like sad.

G'night, spright. Have a good...
Forum: Whining 04-02-2007, 06:15 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,808
Posted By edible_eye
As fun (please read that as pathetically silly)...

As fun (please read that as pathetically silly) as all this was, it's time for me to head off to bed. I've been up for way too many hours.

I see this wise, logical, superior thing has now started...
Forum: Whining 04-02-2007, 06:05 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,808
Posted By edible_eye
Aw, there goes that superior intellect and...

Aw, there goes that superior intellect and massive vocabulary spouting off again.

It's cute when it pouts.
Forum: Whining 04-02-2007, 06:01 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,808
Posted By edible_eye
Oh, I've established myself as much more than...

Oh, I've established myself as much more than that, puppy.

Too bad you missed the piece of my post I added afterward.
Forum: Whining 04-02-2007, 05:57 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,808
Posted By edible_eye
Best whine ever. Only thing missing is the...

Best whine ever. Only thing missing is the WAAAAAH!
Forum: Whining 04-02-2007, 04:17 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,808
Posted By edible_eye
Heh. There's only one of us spending an...

Heh. There's only one of us spending an inordinate amount of time with self-flattering behavior and it ain't me.

That's ok, though. That "massive vocabulary" you're sporting is really...
Forum: Whining 04-02-2007, 03:37 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,808
Posted By edible_eye
That's it? I expected more from you. Seems I...

That's it? I expected more from you. Seems I was off-base with my estimation of you, as well.

Oh well. It's happened before and will undoubtedly happen again.
Forum: General 04-02-2007, 03:24 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
Thanx, Humane - but I was just browsing tonight. ...

Thanx, Humane - but I was just browsing tonight. Nevertheless, I seem to have stepped into a full fledged temper tantrum on the part of super spright and need to at least finish that before I exit...
Forum: Whining 04-02-2007, 03:20 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,808
Posted By edible_eye
Funny. You go directly for the 'question of...

Funny. You go directly for the 'question of comfort with one's sexuality' type of attack - and then call me "juvenile"? I especially dig the fact you start tapping into your dictionary in order to...
Forum: Whining 04-02-2007, 02:17 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,808
Posted By edible_eye
Regardless of what you do-or-don't call yourself,...

Regardless of what you do-or-don't call yourself, you list your interests as "writing". In that vein, you obviously fancy yourself, to some degree, as being a writer. As far as the rest of it is...
Forum: Whining 04-01-2007, 11:43 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,808
Posted By edible_eye
The worst MollyMac whine still beats even the...

The worst MollyMac whine still beats even the best literary triumph when it comes to pure, unadulterated "oh, fuck yeah" quality...

Oh, and spright - "stupid bitch who should stop bitching"? Me...
Forum: General 04-01-2007, 11:25 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
I've not wandered these halls in quite some time...

I've not wandered these halls in quite some time - nevertheless, it's evident that the degree of absolute beauty that continues to find its way onto these boards has not, in the least, been diluted....
Forum: Politics 04-01-2007, 11:21 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,917
Posted By edible_eye
Loy - Reading your message essentially...

Loy -

Reading your message essentially validates my suspicion. It does not detract from the respect I have for you, for that is something you've earned over a long span of time, but it's clear...
Forum: Politics 02-08-2007, 01:50 PM
Replies: 557
Views: 42,329
Posted By edible_eye
Thanx, man. I sorta miss debating with you. ...

Thanx, man. I sorta miss debating with you.

Good to see you, as well.
Forum: Politics 02-02-2007, 07:59 PM
Replies: 557
Views: 42,329
Posted By edible_eye
Up late at night with nothing else to do, so I...

Up late at night with nothing else to do, so I figured I'd wander in and see whether the landscape sparked any memories. Ol' Mount Sternn remains, as always, the firing range for your munitions.
...
Forum: Politics 02-02-2007, 02:06 AM
Replies: 557
Views: 42,329
Posted By edible_eye
Just for the record, I (one of Binkie's "right...

Just for the record, I (one of Binkie's "right wing friends") was neither banned nor booted. I left voluntarily due to the pervasive silliness surrounding the boards way back when, as well as for...
Forum: Whining 06-23-2006, 06:37 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 6,459
Posted By edible_eye
Yeah, I browse the forum still, mostly because...

Yeah, I browse the forum still, mostly because there are still some good people here whose words I enjoy reading, namely Binkie as well as others...

Korova, Binks has been around here longer than...
Forum: General 06-13-2006, 08:59 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,892
Posted By edible_eye
oh wow. nice ass, eps.

oh wow.

nice ass, eps.
Forum: General 06-13-2006, 08:46 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,892
Posted By edible_eye
i'm no longer a mod here nor do i even post here...

i'm no longer a mod here nor do i even post here any longer but i browsed the boards today, a whiff of nostalgia tickling the lower neurons within my gray matter and what do i find - a perfect...
Forum: Politics 06-07-2006, 12:34 AM
Replies: 172
Views: 12,836
Posted By edible_eye
i think that when i eat too much, i take big...

i think that when i eat too much, i take big shits. i also think those same shits stink to high heaven.

those are my thoughts.
Forum: Whining 06-07-2006, 12:05 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 4,831
Posted By edible_eye
suicide works just fine if you do it right the...

suicide works just fine if you do it right the first time.

3 different hospitals? sounds like you fucked up, bubba.

my advice? pay attention in school, especially during english class.
...
Forum: General 06-04-2006, 03:59 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 8,181
Posted By edible_eye
you're a sweet woman. i doubt you were...

you're a sweet woman. i doubt you were referencing me since we've not traded words that i can remember, but this was a beautiful gesture nonetheless.
Forum: Whining 06-02-2006, 08:34 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,790
Posted By edible_eye
for you, sure. as far as i'm concerned, i...

for you, sure.

as far as i'm concerned, i was never here.
Forum: Whining 06-01-2006, 07:55 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,790
Posted By edible_eye
i did. and i apologize.

i did. and i apologize.
Forum: Whining 06-01-2006, 05:17 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,790
Posted By edible_eye
yeah, listen to the wiz and magpie. you'll be...

yeah, listen to the wiz and magpie. you'll be better off.

let's just pretend i'm "friend" D, the one who doesn't care whether you're brittney or ann or samantha or gretta or whatever.
Forum: Whining 05-31-2006, 06:41 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,790
Posted By edible_eye
so, like, i have these friends who totally know...

so, like, i have these friends who totally know me as brittney and, like, i asked them to call me ann, because, like, i'm totally an adult now and i wanted them to treat me like one, but not as...
Forum: Whining 05-31-2006, 01:08 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,790
Posted By edible_eye
who cares? really. you're a...

who cares?

really.

you're a narcissistic bitch. the whole lot of you make me want to puke.

why not ask your friends to call you 'cunty mc cunt bitch'? it fits better and i kind of like...
Forum: Whining 05-31-2006, 05:08 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
jillian - walk away. she doesn't exist in...

jillian -

walk away. she doesn't exist in your world. and when she's nearby and you want to look at her, want to talk to her, want an explanation from her, want anything from her, you're gonna...
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 10:40 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
... just needed to stop in for a second ... ...

... just needed to stop in for a second ...

solumina - you are absolutely dripping with feminine sexuality. you blow my pupils wide and dry my mouth.

wow.
Forum: Spooky News 05-29-2006, 11:11 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,609
Posted By edible_eye
fair enough. the culling of seals has never...

fair enough. the culling of seals has never raised an eyebrow with me other than an occassional tug at my heart when i've seen a particularly brutal pic.

i just figured there were two sides to...
Forum: Spooky News 05-29-2006, 08:58 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,609
Posted By edible_eye
before we move along (if anyone cares), a...

before we move along (if anyone cares), a counter-argument by the humane society, different than the one originally posted....
...
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 12:11 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
i like whiskey best, but sometimes beer really is...

i like whiskey best, but sometimes beer really is ok.
Forum: Politics 05-28-2006, 09:47 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,541
Posted By edible_eye
ok, fair enough. while i agree with you...

ok, fair enough.

while i agree with you regarding blatantly ignorant hate speech - that's not my cup of tea either - i also stand behind any individual's freedom of speech and sometimes the line...
Forum: General 05-26-2006, 08:45 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,807
Posted By edible_eye
you're calling me scrumptious? can i say that's...

you're calling me scrumptious? can i say that's interesting since i always thought you were a delicious, little dish?
Forum: General 05-26-2006, 08:16 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,807
Posted By edible_eye
how did your eye get to be so scrumptious?

how did your eye get to be so scrumptious?
Forum: Whining 05-26-2006, 08:13 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
yikes!!!!! (additional !'s added to reach minimal...

yikes!!!!! (additional !'s added to reach minimal letter requirement)
Forum: Spooky News 05-26-2006, 11:54 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,976
Posted By edible_eye
nah, you probably didn't. i did, though. ...

nah, you probably didn't. i did, though.

such is life.
Forum: General 05-26-2006, 10:44 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 5,971
Posted By edible_eye
hey, jillian - happy birthday. i hope it...

hey, jillian - happy birthday.

i hope it brought you every pleasure your heart desired.
Forum: Politics 05-25-2006, 01:50 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 8,370
Posted By edible_eye
does she? where? she owes me five bucks.

does she? where?

she owes me five bucks.
Forum: General 05-25-2006, 11:12 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
you've got big boobs, so no worries.

you've got big boobs, so no worries.
Forum: Music 05-25-2006, 11:09 AM
Replies: 20,097
Views: 1,909,405
Posted By edible_eye
true dat, yo... ac/dc - stand up

true dat, yo...


ac/dc - stand up
Forum: Music 05-25-2006, 07:52 AM
Replies: 20,097
Views: 1,909,405
Posted By edible_eye
pantera - walk

pantera - walk
Forum: Spooky News 05-25-2006, 07:47 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,976
Posted By edible_eye
i'm still waiting for someone to grow an...

i'm still waiting for someone to grow an artificial vagina. i'd like to hang it on my wall or lay it upon my mattress for those oh, so drunken and special moments.
Forum: Politics 05-25-2006, 05:05 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,541
Posted By edible_eye
barely tolerated by some, i imagine. for others,...

barely tolerated by some, i imagine. for others, he's just another voice.

frankly, this whole, odd philosophy of shiny, happy people everywhere filled with love and acceptance for all doesn't...
Forum: Politics 05-24-2006, 01:57 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,541
Posted By edible_eye
that's good, especially against the white man. ...

that's good, especially against the white man. lord knows they hate everybody.
Forum: Politics 05-24-2006, 10:51 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,541
Posted By edible_eye
he's "humoured" for the same reason every one...

he's "humoured" for the same reason every one else who trades words on this forum is "humoured" - the sake of discourse, be it congenial or venomous. whether your perception of his intention is...
Forum: Politics 05-24-2006, 09:49 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,541
Posted By edible_eye
maybe because he has the right to express himself...

maybe because he has the right to express himself as he sees fit? call me crazy, but that's pretty well entrenched within the wording of the first ammendment.

it doesn't mean you have to agree...
Forum: Politics 05-24-2006, 06:55 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,541
Posted By edible_eye
that doesn't mean anything. how do we know...

that doesn't mean anything.

how do we know you don't hate yourself?
Forum: Whining 05-23-2006, 09:00 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
tek-meister - sounds to me like you're...

tek-meister -

sounds to me like you're buying the shots, which is perfect. plus, you get to bang sanctus.

get the fuckin' job and buy a round already, would ya?
Forum: Politics 05-23-2006, 07:21 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 8,370
Posted By edible_eye
why do you have to interject logic into all this...

why do you have to interject logic into all this anger?
Forum: General 05-23-2006, 11:57 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 5,596
Posted By edible_eye
yay for ghosts!

yay for ghosts!
Forum: Politics 05-23-2006, 09:35 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 8,370
Posted By edible_eye
this is the kind of p.c. bull-shit i'm talking...

this is the kind of p.c. bull-shit i'm talking about.

someone hears a news report about the dangers of smoking, realizes there's a mainstream movement to get people to stop smoking and decides to...
Forum: Politics 05-23-2006, 09:29 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,541
Posted By edible_eye
i understand the point of censorship, sobeh -...

i understand the point of censorship, sobeh - although i do thank you for your efforts.

the word censor here on g-net is just... odd. you type out 'k-l-u k-l-u-x k-l-a-n' and what you wind up...
Forum: Politics 05-23-2006, 04:54 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,541
Posted By edible_eye
what's the point of the word censor? seriously? ...

what's the point of the word censor? seriously?

is there anyone here so dense they don't know what is meant by 'the mickey mouse klub'?

what the fuck?
Forum: Whining 05-23-2006, 04:51 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
tek, man - you're a good friend to her and...

tek, man -

you're a good friend to her and right now she needs you more than at any other time. being there for her as a shoulder and an ear is doing it right by her, brother.

you're a good...
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 10:18 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,939
Posted By edible_eye
if anything i've done has helped to put some good...

if anything i've done has helped to put some good feelings in your life, sanctus - then i've helped an angel to show the world what it's like when beauty smiles.

that's an accomplishment, as far...
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 09:58 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
you're quite the deluded wench, my sweet... ...

you're quite the deluded wench, my sweet...

but as long as you're on your knees, i've got something to keep you occupied.

...

g'night, all. don't know when i'll be back, since the w/e is...
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 09:51 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
heh. ben lifts a ~ model negro ~ to me -...

heh.

ben lifts a ~ model negro ~ to me - yas'suh! - and sanctus loves me... :)

these are good things.

i'm not amazing, though lovely girl - please don't delude yourself.

i watched the...
Forum: Whining 05-21-2006, 08:07 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
heh. i like my job, but i absolutely DO...

heh.

i like my job, but i absolutely DO work. that quote is a whole lot of hullabaloo, my friend.

either that, or Moose was a porn star.
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 07:58 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
so, i tried to help several nurses who took care...

so, i tried to help several nurses who took care of a mother who was bludgeoned to death with a hammer last night. i listened to their tales of woe and they saddened me. at least i didn't have to...
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 02:52 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 5,596
Posted By edible_eye
what's with all this love comin' my way today? ...

what's with all this love comin' my way today?

did i forget to mention i'm an old, angry, white man?
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 02:15 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
http://www.eddnet.org.uk/comedy/deadcat01.php

http://www.eddnet.org.uk/comedy/deadcat01.php
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 02:04 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 5,596
Posted By edible_eye
who the fuck is demoncross, anyway, in the grand...

who the fuck is demoncross, anyway, in the grand scheme of things? and really, did his decision to leave or stay affect anyone here?

if someone you hadn't seen or spoken to in ten years suddenly...
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 01:47 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 226,942
Posted By edible_eye
dumplings and gravy

dumplings and gravy
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 01:44 PM
Replies: 3,360
Views: 203,971
Posted By edible_eye
< ain't gonna do neither. <'s gonna head home...

< ain't gonna do neither. <'s gonna head home soon and have a few cocktails. < doesn't have time for all that hippy crap /\ is spouting.

maybe \/ will do all that climbing and grazing.
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 01:41 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 28,303
Posted By edible_eye
hahahahahahaha... :D

hahahahahahaha... :D
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 01:18 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,939
Posted By edible_eye
one sec, cellist... wolfie! we're a match...

one sec, cellist...

wolfie! we're a match made in heaven. my addiction to your nymphoism. perfect. i want to taste your flesh, woman......

- ahem -

now, cellist, where were we?

oh...
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 11:12 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 5,596
Posted By edible_eye
"literary god"? how the fuck did that...

"literary god"? how the fuck did that happen?
Forum: Whining 05-21-2006, 11:06 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
ok, here's a worry i need to get off my chest - ...

ok, here's a worry i need to get off my chest -

i like my job. a lot.

i work as an RN in a psychiatric emergency room and i've been here for a little over 5 years - been in the field for...
Forum: Whining 05-21-2006, 10:43 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
we'll always have the memories, beautiful woman. ...

we'll always have the memories, beautiful woman.

no one can take them away.
Forum: Politics 05-21-2006, 10:17 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,663
Posted By edible_eye
good to hear - and i hope you include yourself in...

good to hear - and i hope you include yourself in that "no one", cuz from where i'm sitting, you seem like a decent kid.
Forum: Politics 05-21-2006, 10:13 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,663
Posted By edible_eye
no prob. it's just the way i am, nacht. ...

no prob.

it's just the way i am, nacht.

love me one minute, hate me the next.

as the old adage goes - no harm, no foul.
Forum: Politics 05-21-2006, 09:59 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,663
Posted By edible_eye
fair enough, except that's what they crossed to...

fair enough, except that's what they crossed to get there.

there's no ocean between there and here.

the point?

first line of the poem...

illegal aliens come from everywhere. the media...
Forum: Politics 05-21-2006, 08:22 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,663
Posted By edible_eye
what ocean did the mexicans cross to get here?

what ocean did the mexicans cross to get here?
Forum: Politics 05-21-2006, 08:17 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 8,370
Posted By edible_eye
name's mark, nacht. or edible. or e_e. ...

name's mark, nacht. or edible. or e_e. whatever. nice to meet you.

and if i haven't welcomed you before, which i doubt i have because i'm not really here much anymore - welcome.
Forum: Politics 05-21-2006, 08:07 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,663
Posted By edible_eye
got this in my e-mail today and figured i'd share...

got this in my e-mail today and figured i'd share since it's pretty much on-topic...

-------------------------

POEM - Illegal Immigrants


I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Forum: Politics 05-21-2006, 07:14 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 8,370
Posted By edible_eye
yeah, i get that sometimes. it's the angry,...

yeah, i get that sometimes. it's the angry, white man in me, i guess.
Forum: Politics 05-21-2006, 06:45 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 8,370
Posted By edible_eye
... waaah, someone's smoking, waaah ... ......

... waaah, someone's smoking, waaah ...

... waaah, that offends me, waaah ...

... waaah, make him stop, waaah ...

all the anti-cigarette bitching makes my asshole pucker and i don't even...
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 05:10 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,939
Posted By edible_eye
although i appreciate the compliment, when...

although i appreciate the compliment, when standing next to you, oh beautiful one - i instantly wither and fade away.

you, wonderful sanctus, are on par with ecstasy for the eyes.
Forum: General 05-21-2006, 05:06 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,939
Posted By edible_eye
as a parent myself, i'm glad they do. it seems...

as a parent myself, i'm glad they do. it seems you're deserving of their praise. from the little i've seen about you, you're quite an impressive youngin'.
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 08:55 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,939
Posted By edible_eye
absolutely not. i was pleasantly shocked...

absolutely not.

i was pleasantly shocked when i looked at your profile.

german and then spanish, huh? good for you. i give you credit for the way you present yourself. i hope your parents...
Forum: Whining 05-20-2006, 07:15 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
same place i'm heading back to - a fantasy world...

same place i'm heading back to - a fantasy world where i'm doing my damndest to transcribe everything i see, hear, feel and sense.

and i like that you call me sir. such a polite youngin', you...
Forum: Whining 05-20-2006, 07:05 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
i'm truly sorry any scrap of negativity has...

i'm truly sorry any scrap of negativity has entered your life, little darlin'. you're much too precious to have to deal with that.

as far as my moderator thing - don't sweat it. someone else...
Forum: Whining 05-20-2006, 06:21 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
seems i've been stripped of my 'moderator'...

seems i've been stripped of my 'moderator' status.

c'est la vie.

it's for the best, really. someone with real time and an inclination to patrol for the site should fill that role anyway.
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 06:18 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,939
Posted By edible_eye
hey! don't forget that sanctus called me an...

hey! don't forget that sanctus called me an "attractive beast"!

that's my favorite part.
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 06:12 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,939
Posted By edible_eye
wait a second... you're almost 13? shit,...

wait a second... you're almost 13?

shit, kid - you've got plenty of time to learn spanish if you really want to. hop to it.
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 06:04 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,939
Posted By edible_eye
bah. no need to apologize. i just didn't...

bah. no need to apologize. i just didn't understand your point and was wondering whether or not the whacky left had infiltrated your brain.

i'd have felt and asked the same if ex-goth had said...
Forum: Whining 05-20-2006, 05:59 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
i was engaged in an ebay battle with someone...

i was engaged in an ebay battle with someone earlier today.

out of the blue, someone else, who was obviously watching, plotting and evaluating our battle, jumped in at the bell and won the...
Forum: Literature 05-20-2006, 05:43 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,210
Posted By edible_eye
ah, xnguela, the light of my internet life... ...

ah, xnguela, the light of my internet life...

with you, verbal smackage abounds.
Forum: Politics 05-20-2006, 05:26 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,877
Posted By edible_eye
when i saw your screen name, i cringed inwardly,...

when i saw your screen name, i cringed inwardly, wondering what i was subjecting myself to by coming back to this thread.

i'm so glad my intuition was wrong.

thank you for a thoroughly...
Forum: Politics 05-20-2006, 04:19 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,284
Posted By edible_eye
hahahahahaha... * SLAP * ... ow ...

hahahahahaha...

* SLAP *

... ow ...
Forum: Politics 05-20-2006, 04:15 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,573
Posted By edible_eye
amen, brother.

amen, brother.
Forum: Politics 05-20-2006, 04:14 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,573
Posted By edible_eye
i absolutely agree the military should have tried...

i absolutely agree the military should have tried this case, rather than flashing it before the pop media circuit. the military would have tried, convicted and slaughtered this piece of human shit,...
Forum: Politics 05-20-2006, 04:11 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,573
Posted By edible_eye
... i love debating with you ... i'll take...

... i love debating with you ...

i'll take that whiskey, although Old Crow puts a bigger smile on my face. as for your bushmills... done.

let's get shitty.


and tstone - what the fuck...
Forum: Literature 05-20-2006, 03:35 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,210
Posted By edible_eye
depends. bottom line - if you're...

depends.

bottom line - if you're specifically putting your stuff out there as a solitary focus, it's considered 'shill', in my opinion.

the threads here in the 'literature' section deal...
Forum: Literature 05-20-2006, 01:23 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,210
Posted By edible_eye
it becomes 'shill' as soon as you put it out...

it becomes 'shill' as soon as you put it out there for others, regardless of price.

if it makes you feel better, we can call it 'pimping'.
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 12:19 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,939
Posted By edible_eye
how, pray tell, does not knowing spanish equate...

how, pray tell, does not knowing spanish equate to you feeling like an "ugly anmerican"?
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 08:37 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,939
Posted By edible_eye
exactly. it says, "why in spanish? i'm...

exactly.

it says, "why in spanish? i'm american. it's not necessary for me to speak in spanish when i only want to say that i'm a sex addict. thank you."

you give me warm fuzzies, queen.
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 06:59 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,939
Posted By edible_eye
por que en espanol? soy americano. no es...

por que en espanol? soy americano.

no es necessario para me a hablar en espanol cuando yo quiero solamente decir que yo soy un adicto de sexo.

gracias.
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 04:27 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,939
Posted By edible_eye
hi. my name is mark and i'm a sex-a-holic. ...

hi. my name is mark and i'm a sex-a-holic.

thank you.
Forum: Politics 05-19-2006, 02:47 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,037
Posted By edible_eye
bingo. anyone has the right to be offended and...

bingo. anyone has the right to be offended and declare it aloud. they even have the right to tell me i should be offended as well. they do not, however, have the right to force me to alter my life...
Forum: Politics 05-19-2006, 02:36 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,037
Posted By edible_eye
i'd likely slip off my shoes. i'd...

i'd likely slip off my shoes.



i'd probably ask if he minded my lighting up, even if he wasn't my friend.



same.
Forum: Politics 05-19-2006, 12:52 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,037
Posted By edible_eye
help whom, exactly and in what way? ...

help whom, exactly and in what way?



how about expressed offense at taking him to a restaurant where pork is served, despite the fact other non-pork items were on the menu? or taking him to...
Forum: Politics 05-19-2006, 12:04 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,037
Posted By edible_eye
it's also a fascist mindset. i don't like it and...

it's also a fascist mindset. i don't like it and so you shall not either. i don't think it's appropriate and therefore you will rail against it.

think fascism. think political correctness. ...
Forum: Politics 05-19-2006, 11:59 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,695
Posted By edible_eye
earth "quack"? is that like a fart?

earth "quack"? is that like a fart?
Forum: Politics 05-19-2006, 11:43 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,573
Posted By edible_eye
Post no problem about the wait, my friend. i don't...

no problem about the wait, my friend. i don't frequent this website the way i used to.

as far as the trial is concerned - he did get a fair trial, by his own admission, and is using that as the...
Forum: Politics 05-19-2006, 11:07 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,695
Posted By edible_eye
i understand the question, however i believe the...

i understand the question, however i believe the premise is false. it originated from pro-illegal immigration groups and advocates to justify the need for illegals to remain in the u.s.

a...
Forum: Politics 05-19-2006, 10:59 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,037
Posted By edible_eye
give a man a brain and a mouth and he'll find...

give a man a brain and a mouth and he'll find something in this world that offends him. such is the way of modern man. it's sad, actually, to take a step back and realize that there's such an...
Forum: General 05-18-2006, 11:31 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 5,596
Posted By edible_eye
that's hot.

that's hot.
Forum: Spooky News 05-11-2006, 06:48 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 20,575
Posted By edible_eye
she did have someone older - her husband,...

she did have someone older - her husband, although she's in the process of a divorce.

every teenage boy has at least one teacher they want to bang the piss out of - this kid just got his fantasy.
Forum: Politics 05-11-2006, 06:21 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 5,813
Posted By edible_eye
no sweat, babe.

no sweat, babe.
Forum: Politics 05-11-2006, 05:32 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 5,813
Posted By edible_eye
i'm sure you're up front about it - hell, you're...

i'm sure you're up front about it - hell, you're up front about everything.

i'm just sayin'... my impression and all... i think mostly pure thoughts when i think of you. maybe that's what i'm...
Forum: Politics 05-11-2006, 05:17 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,419
Posted By edible_eye
there's no way in fuckin' hell you wrote that...

there's no way in fuckin' hell you wrote that yourself. you couldn't even spell your own screen-name right.

cite your sources, angle - that means identify them. don't use other peoples' hard...
Forum: Politics 05-11-2006, 05:16 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 5,813
Posted By edible_eye
i can guess why... and yeah - you know the...

i can guess why...

and yeah - you know the way some girls say, "i never do that."

if i was ever pressed to answer about whether or not you took a shit, i would have guessed you were one of...
Forum: Politics 05-11-2006, 05:10 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,573
Posted By edible_eye
uh, he HAD a fair trial. that part's over. ...

uh, he HAD a fair trial. that part's over.

i'm against him using manipulation in order to have a new trial ordered. and i'm REALLY against bleeding hearts feeling sympathy for him, as though...
Forum: Politics 05-11-2006, 12:04 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 5,813
Posted By edible_eye
that's weird. i've never really thought of you...

that's weird. i've never really thought of you like that... you know, as... like... taking a shit.
Forum: General 05-11-2006, 09:54 AM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,698
Posted By edible_eye
you be turnin' into a playa, yo.

you be turnin' into a playa, yo.
Forum: Politics 05-11-2006, 09:44 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 5,813
Posted By edible_eye
nope. no 'fat burgers' here. white castle...

nope. no 'fat burgers' here.

white castle burgers are also known as 'rat burgers' 'cuz they're teensy and cute. you could put 10 - 15 away at a clip, unless of course you happened to be high -...
Forum: Politics 05-10-2006, 06:01 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,351
Posted By edible_eye
i feel like i've been soiled by an unemployed,...

i feel like i've been soiled by an unemployed, dirty, professional protester who reeks of rancid body odor.

today, bush - tomorrow, nuclear energy!

and next week, we're heading to the circus to...
Forum: Politics 05-10-2006, 05:53 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,573
Posted By edible_eye
i see your point, and i disagree. he's...

i see your point, and i disagree.

he's fucking with us because he can - because he knows his voice will be heard by some pacifist, liberal, panty-waste of an anti-american judge and there's a...
Forum: General 05-10-2006, 08:41 AM
Replies: 4,620
Views: 239,761
Posted By edible_eye
having my eyes out. my dog's pretty much a dope,...

having my eyes out. my dog's pretty much a dope, but i could get one of those kick-ass dogs that do everything.

drinking a liter of sulfuric acid or injecting flesh eating bacteria up your bum?
Forum: General 05-10-2006, 07:08 AM
Replies: 4,620
Views: 239,761
Posted By edible_eye
maggots in my gums. that way i can have a snack...

maggots in my gums. that way i can have a snack whenever i want.


having a straight razor slash your genitals or hammering broken glass into your skull?
Forum: Politics 05-10-2006, 07:02 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,107
Posted By edible_eye
howard stern. it's time for america to live...

howard stern.

it's time for america to live up to its full potential.
Forum: General 05-09-2006, 07:18 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,796
Posted By edible_eye
pluck the bird well and use in place of...

pluck the bird well and use in place of "chicken".

enjoy.

http://recipes.target.com/Recipe/Recipe.aspx?nprid=89940
Forum: General 05-09-2006, 07:03 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
i just watched video of someone beaten, kicked...

i just watched video of someone beaten, kicked and stomped unconscious.

someone then picked up a keg, full or empty, i don't know - and after lifting it over his head, dropped it upon the...
Forum: General 05-09-2006, 06:58 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
nice pic, mutsu. i agree with paper - your eyes...

nice pic, mutsu. i agree with paper - your eyes are quite pretty.
Forum: Fashion 05-09-2006, 06:31 PM
Replies: 144
Views: 12,486
Posted By edible_eye
yeah, but still... we're talkin' about a...

yeah, but still...

we're talkin' about a high heel up the ass.
Forum: Politics 05-09-2006, 06:29 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 5,813
Posted By edible_eye
10 at white castle? wow. i dig their...

10 at white castle?

wow.

i dig their burgers. fuckin' delicious.
Forum: General 05-09-2006, 06:13 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
i'm sorry for your loss, pretty one.

i'm sorry for your loss, pretty one.
Forum: Politics 05-09-2006, 06:10 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 5,813
Posted By edible_eye
shit, man - come back to america and work at mc...

shit, man - come back to america and work at mc donald's, for christ's sake. you could double your salary with what minimum wage is, immerse yourself in cultural diversity AND find out what's...
Forum: Politics 05-09-2006, 06:06 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 5,813
Posted By edible_eye
yeah. you're the shining star. good for...

yeah. you're the shining star.

good for you, kid.
Forum: Politics 05-09-2006, 06:01 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,573
Posted By edible_eye
funny. supermax. inside, he'll "rot...

funny.

supermax.

inside, he'll "rot away" without any chance of communicating with the outside world, right?

and yet, today we hear of his request for a new trial because he's actually not...
Forum: Fashion 05-09-2006, 03:27 PM
Replies: 144
Views: 12,486
Posted By edible_eye
you've got my sympathy, brother.

you've got my sympathy, brother.
Forum: General 05-09-2006, 08:57 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
it's a weakness in my personality. i'm...

it's a weakness in my personality.

i'm learning to live with it as best i can.
Forum: General 05-09-2006, 08:52 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
yeah. when you put it that way, i'll stick to...

yeah. when you put it that way, i'll stick to girls for mah sex. in fact, i heartily encourage all girls to have sex with girls - videotape it and send it to me.

thank you.
Forum: General 05-09-2006, 07:13 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
wait - should i be fearful?

wait - should i be fearful?
Forum: Spooky News 05-09-2006, 04:46 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,666
Posted By edible_eye
you know what the best part was? your...

you know what the best part was?

your signature.

and the visual i get.
Forum: General 05-09-2006, 04:40 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
hey, sanctus - ...

hey, sanctus -

http://osoprodocoracao.weblog.com.pt/prateleira/c-h-hug.jpg

wish i could do more.
Forum: Politics 05-09-2006, 04:36 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 5,813
Posted By edible_eye
the sad thing is, i expect 6blades to jot down...

the sad thing is, i expect 6blades to jot down lemming-like idiocy without putting any weight behind it, so her post really wasn't all that surprising.

i expected more from cambodian, based on his...
Forum: General 05-09-2006, 04:26 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
nah, you don't look pretty. you look perfect.

nah, you don't look pretty.

you look perfect.
Forum: Politics 05-08-2006, 08:42 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,573
Posted By edible_eye
i'm quite familiar with the operation of a...

i'm quite familiar with the operation of a supermax facility. perhaps you would benefit from reading material outside the realm of mainstream media in terms of understanding how prisoners are rather...
Forum: Politics 05-08-2006, 06:33 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,573
Posted By edible_eye
as you said - hierarchy doesn't NECESSARILY =...

as you said - hierarchy doesn't NECESSARILY = socialization, nor does it NECESSARILY =/= socialization. prisoners find a way, some way, any way to get what they need in order to maintain their...
Forum: Politics 05-08-2006, 04:33 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 5,813
Posted By edible_eye
things sure come full circle, don't they? used...

things sure come full circle, don't they? used to be catholicism and the white race were the only two things NOT discriminated against - now, it's almost expected of people to bash both.

at least...
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 02:43 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
just fine, spooky-luscious-purple. you?

just fine, spooky-luscious-purple. you?
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 02:19 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
i don't know you. you have been working to...

i don't know you.

you have been working to call attention to yourself - and you've been getting it, although likely not the kind you were hoping for.

either way, i really don't have...
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 01:59 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
and i say - whether it's read or not, it doesn't...

and i say - whether it's read or not, it doesn't matter. i didn't even care if it was changed. it just bothered me to look at it.

everyone puts something beneath their name that means something...
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 01:54 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
your signature spanned 13 lines, as e_p_s stated....

your signature spanned 13 lines, as e_p_s stated. to me, i saw a massive and in-your-face spewing of silliness. granted, those words mean something to you - to me, they're just a lot of...
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 01:40 PM
Replies: 3,360
Views: 203,971
Posted By edible_eye
*edit* sorry, jillian. i'll put it back. i...

*edit* sorry, jillian. i'll put it back. i just simulposted.

/\ /\ just touche'd the fuck out of <

< is humbled

/\ is still blue and really should breathe.

\/ should lend me a shoulder...
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 01:38 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
it would seem there have been a few nerves...

it would seem there have been a few nerves touched and i imagine it has to do with more than an ego-reflecting signature.
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 01:32 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
just out of curiosity, pretty girl - how did you...

just out of curiosity, pretty girl - how did you earn the title of 'plush toy'?

*edit* - this question is for e_p_s, naturally.
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 01:30 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
so was ace ventura. don't forget that little...

so was ace ventura. don't forget that little moment of movie-making history.

wow. that didn't take much arm twisting.

i smell blood in the water...
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 01:26 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
now, e_p_s - THAT'S a signature. and tempting as...

now, e_p_s - THAT'S a signature. and tempting as hell.
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 01:24 PM
Replies: 3,360
Views: 203,971
Posted By edible_eye
< totally digs having /\ on top \/ is gonna get...

< totally digs having /\ on top
\/ is gonna get dripped on
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 01:21 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
no one told you to change it. it just bugs the...

no one told you to change it. it just bugs the piss out of me when i see a two-word post followed by a superfluous, lyrical trip down memory lane doubling as a signature. that's all.

i can't...
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 01:11 PM
Replies: 3,360
Views: 203,971
Posted By edible_eye
< wonders what the fuck 'shive' is and whether or...

< wonders what the fuck 'shive' is and whether or not < really lives up to its definition
/\ needs to breathe because she's turning blue
\/ should probably e-mail me nude photos of herself, as long...
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 01:08 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
so, i'm not really sure WHY this is rubbing me...

so, i'm not really sure WHY this is rubbing me the wrong way but there just seems to be something inappropriate with a signature that takes up half a page while the contribution above it only spans...
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 10:37 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
a needle of benefit within a haystack of sorrow...

a needle of benefit within a haystack of sorrow...
Forum: Whining 05-07-2006, 10:27 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
i send you a punch in the face followed by a...

i send you a punch in the face followed by a loving hug. that oughta cover all the bases.
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 09:29 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
mael - yeah. that's what i get for browsing - an...

mael - yeah. that's what i get for browsing - an eyeful of old men banging each other... ugh. you didn't miss anything important.

ben - feel free to say hi whenever you get the urge, my friend -...
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 04:46 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
hey, mael. "That which does not kill us...

hey, mael.

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

you must be superman.


and perhaps i should join you in that retirement thingie. i'm not here enough...
Forum: Introductions 05-07-2006, 02:47 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,288
Posted By edible_eye
an aunt of mine lives in bend, or. welcome.

an aunt of mine lives in bend, or.

welcome.
Forum: Whining 05-06-2006, 11:52 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 922
Posted By edible_eye
what the fuck... ? thread locked for ranking...

what the fuck... ?

thread locked for ranking a 9.7 on the asinine scale.
Forum: Whining 05-06-2006, 11:03 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 5,632
Posted By edible_eye
queen - your command of english translates...

queen - your command of english translates wonderfully, little darlin'. not to worry. i'd even go so far as to say you present yourself in a better light than most inner-city 'gangsta', thug-punk...
Forum: Politics 05-06-2006, 06:26 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,573
Posted By edible_eye
i've worked in prison, loy and while i would not...

i've worked in prison, loy and while i would not describe life on the inside as "fun", it's far from "rotting away", especially with someone high profile. on that topic, if all goes well, i should...
Forum: General 05-05-2006, 10:29 PM
Replies: 4,620
Views: 239,761
Posted By edible_eye
um... "jilli", as you so politely called HIM, is...

um... "jilli", as you so politely called HIM, is a guy.

oh, and memento mori.



shaving the flesh from your face and walking the streets as an exposed skull or crazy gluing glass shards onto...
Forum: Politics 05-05-2006, 10:25 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,573
Posted By edible_eye
fuck afghanistan and fuck iraq. we should...

fuck afghanistan and fuck iraq.

we should focus on obliterating the shit out of our enemies or we should get the fuck out.

period.

anything else = murdering OUR men and women in uniform.
Forum: Fashion 05-05-2006, 10:22 PM
Replies: 144
Views: 12,486
Posted By edible_eye
high heels on a girl are hot, unless you're bound...

high heels on a girl are hot, unless you're bound and gagged, rolled onto your belly and she's trying to work one into your ass. then, they hurt.

uh... not that this ever happened to me.

......
Forum: Music 05-05-2006, 10:21 PM
Replies: 20,097
Views: 1,909,405
Posted By edible_eye
everyone i love is dead - type o

everyone i love is dead - type o
Forum: General 05-05-2006, 10:20 PM
Replies: 3,360
Views: 203,971
Posted By edible_eye
/\ just called herself "the sex" < is...

/\ just called herself "the sex"

< is sometimes "the sex"

\/ is probably "the sex" every once-in-a-while
Forum: Politics 05-05-2006, 10:13 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,573
Posted By edible_eye
i understand, oh sage one. it's just that... ...

i understand, oh sage one. it's just that...

bah.

a segment of america will run with this, eventually, calling for leniency. it's where we, as a people addicted to television and...
Forum: Whining 05-05-2006, 09:01 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 5,632
Posted By edible_eye
yeah. what she said. and what tek said. ...

yeah. what she said. and what tek said.

... wait, does that mean i'm nothing but a joke to you people? where's the fuckin' respect?

and wiz, i've been away from the boards and will continue...
Forum: Whining 05-05-2006, 07:02 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 5,632
Posted By edible_eye
what's that? having ear-piercing screeches greet...

what's that? having ear-piercing screeches greet our members with each click of the mouse?

or having an ape as a mascot?

personally, i kinda dig the second idea.
Forum: General 05-05-2006, 06:33 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
uh... your account has been deleted.

uh... your account has been deleted.
Forum: Whining 05-05-2006, 06:21 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
bah. you don't want to be like me. i'm an old,...

bah. you don't want to be like me. i'm an old, angry white man who gets less sex than he wants.

you're welcome, though.
Forum: Whining 05-05-2006, 05:17 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 5,632
Posted By edible_eye
there ARE sites / programs out there that do just...

there ARE sites / programs out there that do just such a thing, as i'm sure you're all aware. i just borrowed the idea to contribute to the thread, like i said.
Forum: Whining 05-05-2006, 04:55 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 5,632
Posted By edible_eye
nah. i just felt like dropping a verbal-deuce...

nah. i just felt like dropping a verbal-deuce into the conversation.
Forum: General 05-05-2006, 04:36 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
anyone want to see a shaved pussy? anyone? ...

anyone want to see a shaved pussy?

anyone?

shaved pussy (http://elitemrp.net/art2/Angry%20Shaved%20Cat.jpg)


enjoy.
Forum: Whining 05-05-2006, 03:20 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 5,632
Posted By edible_eye
i took an internet iq test once. when i hit the...

i took an internet iq test once. when i hit the submit button, a demon face abruptly popped onto the screen accompanied by an ear-piercing screech.

scared the fuck out of me.
Forum: General 05-05-2006, 02:18 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
i'm at the door. open up, please.

i'm at the door. open up, please.
Forum: Whining 05-05-2006, 02:16 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
god dammit! mother-fucker! yeah,...

god dammit!

mother-fucker!

yeah, that's me.

i figured i'd add the expletives to express a quasi-rant, just to keep things on topic.
Forum: General 05-05-2006, 02:06 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
i kinda want to pour cherry kool-aid on you and...

i kinda want to pour cherry kool-aid on you and lick it off.
Forum: Whining 05-05-2006, 02:05 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
universally, i couldn't tell you. ...

universally, i couldn't tell you.

personally, i was asked and i accepted.
Forum: Politics 05-05-2006, 02:01 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,573
Posted By edible_eye
i'm all for stripping them of their sense of self...

i'm all for stripping them of their sense of self - i'd just like to see their husk of humanity electrocuted after they ceased to mentally exist.

the very fact that they can continue to converse...
Forum: General 05-05-2006, 12:43 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
oh, and xng - good luck to jp.

oh, and xng - good luck to jp.
Forum: Whining 05-05-2006, 12:41 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
i was when i first joined. i earned my stripes. ...

i was when i first joined. i earned my stripes.

now, i'm a mod... on hiatus, even though i'm posting.

welcome, by the way.
Forum: Whining 05-05-2006, 12:34 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
i'm in the minority here when it comes to looking...

i'm in the minority here when it comes to looking the other way concerning grammatical faux-pas.

the big 'L' on my forehead stands for 'lucky' in that regard, not 'loser'.

... what?
Forum: Politics 05-05-2006, 12:25 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,573
Posted By edible_eye
ah, yes. torture. abuse. and the...

ah, yes.

torture.

abuse.

and the all-powerful rot.

oh, enemy of mine, look upon me with kind eyes for i serve you well.
Forum: Whining 05-05-2006, 12:23 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 438,009
Posted By edible_eye
i'd say there's little chance of you getting your...

i'd say there's little chance of you getting your wish there, amigo.

so, let's concentrate on your rant for a bit, shall we?



i heartily support your decision to take a step back and...
Forum: General 05-05-2006, 10:38 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
congratulations, wolfie. if i EVER set...

congratulations, wolfie.

if i EVER set foot in a pharmacy and saw you behind the counter, i'd likely forget the reason i came in there and head for the condoms. then, after i bought them...
Forum: Politics 05-05-2006, 09:30 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,573
Posted By edible_eye
as nice as all that sounds, just remember -...

as nice as all that sounds, just remember - isolation isn't all it's cracked up to be for a religious fanatic.

i have yet to hear of anyone "rotting away" within the prison system. the united...
Forum: Spooky News 05-04-2006, 01:44 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 20,575
Posted By edible_eye
she's hot as hell. why, oh why couldn't i...

she's hot as hell.

why, oh why couldn't i have had a teacher like this?

life really isn't fair.
Forum: Politics 05-04-2006, 12:54 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,573
Posted By edible_eye
he should be hung using a pig's intestine, his...

he should be hung using a pig's intestine, his stomach packed with raw pig meat and his corpse filled with pig's blood.

oh wait, i forgot. we're trying to 'win their hearts and minds'.

let's...
Forum: Music 05-04-2006, 12:48 PM
Replies: 20,097
Views: 1,909,405
Posted By edible_eye
'green light' - type o, yet again

'green light' - type o, yet again
Forum: Music 05-04-2006, 12:31 PM
Replies: 20,097
Views: 1,909,405
Posted By edible_eye
'who will save the sane?' - type o negative

'who will save the sane?' - type o negative
Forum: Introductions 05-04-2006, 12:01 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 996
Posted By edible_eye
there's nothing funny about it. and yeah,...

there's nothing funny about it.

and yeah, i'll take that as a compliment.;)
Forum: Introductions 05-04-2006, 11:53 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 996
Posted By edible_eye
jersey, huh? my old, stomping ground. great...

jersey, huh? my old, stomping ground.

great state.

welcome.
Forum: Introductions 05-04-2006, 10:37 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,355
Posted By edible_eye
of course. in fact, grope me while you're at it.

of course. in fact, grope me while you're at it.
Forum: Introductions 05-04-2006, 10:32 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,940
Posted By edible_eye
it's not because of you, vampyre - and that's...

it's not because of you, vampyre - and that's quite a wonderful gesture you just extended.

the site regularly, of late, has suffered due to miscreants with nothing better to do than pepper our...
Forum: Introductions 05-04-2006, 10:25 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,355
Posted By edible_eye
apparently, it has. once again... exit,...

apparently, it has.

once again... exit, stage left.
Forum: Introductions 05-04-2006, 10:13 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,399
Posted By edible_eye
i'll second that, however how come the new kid...

i'll second that, however how come the new kid gets xnguela on a trampoline? i've been here for years and i've never had that.
Forum: Introductions 05-04-2006, 10:04 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,940
Posted By edible_eye
well, i was going to post something akin to what...

well, i was going to post something akin to what i wrote in selfdestruction's thread but it seems as though things have settled themselves here without my intervention.

as a mod-on-hiatus - i...
Forum: Introductions 05-04-2006, 09:53 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,355
Posted By edible_eye
as much as i enjoy this gnashing of cyber-teeth,...

as much as i enjoy this gnashing of cyber-teeth, how about a time-out?

selfdestruction - you're new here. why not take the time to read our forum rules instead of prancing onto established...
Forum: General 05-04-2006, 09:06 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,164
Posted By edible_eye
*anger* er... wait. let me use the...

*anger*

er... wait. let me use the translator-thingie..

*ANG3R*
Forum: General 05-03-2006, 01:17 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
dis is growing his hair back. yay!

dis is growing his hair back.

yay!
Forum: General 05-03-2006, 01:13 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
pretty honey - i'm still gettin' my groove back...

pretty honey - i'm still gettin' my groove back in the real world. i bounced in here yesterday because i'd achieved more than i thought i would during a writing session and i wanted to celebrate.
...
Forum: General 05-02-2006, 10:27 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
hi, pretty one.

hi, pretty one.
Forum: General 05-02-2006, 10:17 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
er... uh... i don't know what you agreed to,...

er... uh...

i don't know what you agreed to, but my imagination has me diggin' you even more than normal.
Forum: General 05-02-2006, 09:12 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
you melt my brain, beautiful girl.

you melt my brain, beautiful girl.
Forum: General 05-02-2006, 08:54 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
i saw them. you're perfect. and yes,...

i saw them.

you're perfect.

and yes, i'm on messenger but not tonight. i can't wait to hear everything going on in your life because your happiness brings me joy.

and here i am fixing a...
Forum: General 05-02-2006, 08:35 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,395
Posted By edible_eye
you suck at everything, keith. your parents hate...

you suck at everything, keith. your parents hate you. you have no friends.

the razor is calling.

it definitely sucks to look at a luscious woman like e_p_s and know, deep down in your soul,...
Forum: General 05-02-2006, 08:32 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
i need some tit, preferably gliding across my...

i need some tit, preferably gliding across my lips.
Forum: General 05-02-2006, 08:29 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
if i helped you to smile, eyes - i'll consider...

if i helped you to smile, eyes - i'll consider that a small payback for all the beauty your pics have brought into my life.

and xng - i won't shut up. also, you're hot.

thank you.
Forum: General 05-02-2006, 07:42 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
i got a shitload of writing done tonight and i'm...

i got a shitload of writing done tonight and i'm riding a wave of euphoria.

bah.

anyway, i figured i'd pimp a shot of myself, taken the other night while my youngins' played in the tub.
...
Forum: General 05-02-2006, 01:35 PM
Replies: 3,360
Views: 203,971
Posted By edible_eye
nah. < doesn't mind essays. /\ is hot as...

nah. < doesn't mind essays.
/\ is hot as fuckin' hell.
\/ is the one with the REAL foot fetish
Forum: General 04-29-2006, 05:31 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,699
Posted By edible_eye
peace, brother.

peace, brother.
Forum: General 04-29-2006, 05:25 PM
Replies: 1,034
Views: 85,088
Posted By edible_eye
- sigh - deviant's and blushing's avatars...

- sigh -

deviant's and blushing's avatars are the reason men relish their eyes. wolfmoon as well, of course - but she already knows that.

just stopping in to say "hi".

i don't have an...
Forum: General 04-28-2006, 03:00 AM
Replies: 3,360
Views: 203,971
Posted By edible_eye
wait... /\ /\ was asked to be in porn and...

wait...

/\ /\ was asked to be in porn and didn't do it?
< wants to know why since < would have bought all of /\ /\'s tapes.
\/ probably would have come over to watch them.
also, < wants to know...
Forum: General 04-24-2006, 07:59 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
i'm drunk tonight, feeling all right, got some...

i'm drunk tonight, feeling all right, got some writing done and what comes to sight?

a beautiful girl, name's santarea, oh yeah.

i almost got to see her in her underwear...

yeah. shitty...
Forum: General 04-22-2006, 12:27 PM
Replies: 658
Views: 93,877
Posted By edible_eye
sanctus... oh, lord... *THUMP* oof. i...

sanctus... oh, lord...

*THUMP*

oof. i saw an angel and passed out.

where am i?
Forum: General 04-20-2006, 06:22 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,504
Posted By edible_eye
jesus. the girls here are beyond-a-doubt, the...

jesus. the girls here are beyond-a-doubt, the MOST BEAUTIFUL anywhere on the web.

kitten... you, specifically, are like a ray of sunshine, filtered wonderfully through a precious crystal prism...
Forum: Whining 04-14-2006, 12:39 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,980
Posted By edible_eye
why does your old friend find it so important to...

why does your old friend find it so important to a.) "make things right" between the three of you, and b.) discount your decision as though his / hers is more important than your own?
Forum: Introductions 04-14-2006, 11:14 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,197
Posted By edible_eye
thanx, binks.

thanx, binks.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 04-14-2006, 10:47 AM
Replies: 131
Views: 13,734
Posted By edible_eye
hercules, with lou ferrigno.

hercules, with lou ferrigno.
Forum: General 04-14-2006, 10:45 AM
Replies: 3,047
Views: 181,685
Posted By edible_eye
granted. and you eat so much, you waste away to...

granted. and you eat so much, you waste away to nothing, eventually passing away as a skeletal husk.


i wish my other job offered more hours.
Forum: Whining 04-14-2006, 10:33 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,980
Posted By edible_eye
i "have to" leave again to chase a dream,...

i "have to" leave again to chase a dream, succubus - no matter how cheesy that sounds.

g-net is a perfect distraction to that dream because i can procrastinate within this cyber-realm...
Forum: Whining 04-14-2006, 10:29 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,980
Posted By edible_eye
i agree. the hard part now will be to stand...

i agree.

the hard part now will be to stand by your decision. cry, scream, do what you must - but respecting yourself enough to NOT be treated like shit will be solid ground you can hold for your...
Forum: General 04-14-2006, 10:23 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
just stopping in to say hi again, cuz i miss the...

just stopping in to say hi again, cuz i miss the place.

and it's always good to see you also, eyes - you
absolutelyfuckindeliciousbeautifulgorgeousphenomen-alyummylickable
girl, you.
Forum: General 04-14-2006, 10:02 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,269
Posted By edible_eye
a drunk came in today and tried to grab my goatee...

a drunk came in today and tried to grab my goatee braids.

tried.

fuckin' drunks.

and gruel - uncool setting your sites on xnguela. she puts herself out there honestly. you're gonna tell me...
Forum: Whining 04-14-2006, 09:58 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,980
Posted By edible_eye
i'm back today. i'll be gone again tomorrow. ...

i'm back today. i'll be gone again tomorrow.

thanx though, succubus.

even though i feel good doing what i feel i need to do, i miss this place and people like yourself as well.
Forum: Whining 04-14-2006, 09:38 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,980
Posted By edible_eye
then you're not looking for help, you're trying...

then you're not looking for help, you're trying to coax others into justifying why it's ok to be treated like a second rate piece of meat.

and in that vein, yes - this was a stupid thread.

dump...
Forum: General 04-14-2006, 06:21 AM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 141,693
Posted By edible_eye
thanx, korova and oubliette. by the way,...

thanx, korova and oubliette.

by the way, we're looking at houses in mattapoisett, oubliette. could be that we're neighbors-sorta-kinda someday.

and with that, there's editing to be done while...
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