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Forum: Music 04-05-2011, 02:44 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 15,709
Posted By ART
It kind of helps if one, you know, likes the...

It kind of helps if one, you know, likes the music. Just listening to it ... well.

And as a sidenote, if you wear a band patch (Which I understand some people like to do ... although I seem to...
Forum: Music 04-05-2011, 10:18 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 15,709
Posted By ART
There is a goth look? :eek: I must buy it at...

There is a goth look? :eek:

I must buy it at once! I haste, I hurry!

Ah, wait. I'm not even goth. Bummer.
Forum: General 04-05-2011, 04:00 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 10,946
Posted By ART
Actually, Alans fault lies not in the argument....

Actually, Alans fault lies not in the argument. Nor in the logic.

Those are flawless.

The mistake is taking logic to people who are immune to it. Which applies to just about everyone who needs...
Forum: Fashion 04-04-2011, 09:42 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 27,798
Posted By ART
Confidence. Few other things factor in as much as...

Confidence. Few other things factor in as much as that for how others percieve your looks.
Forum: General 05-18-2010, 12:14 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 5,540
Posted By ART
While I was, as always, being objective. ;)

While I was, as always, being objective. ;)
Forum: General 05-18-2010, 11:29 AM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 350,110
Posted By ART
And once you guys are here, there is coffee to be...

And once you guys are here, there is coffee to be had. I make good coffee. But, you know, without mango.
Forum: General 05-18-2010, 11:21 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 5,540
Posted By ART
Au contraire, respect can indeed be given. But...

Au contraire, respect can indeed be given. But not demanded.
Forum: General 05-18-2010, 09:36 AM
Replies: 1,454
Views: 126,542
Posted By ART
This being Sweden, that was my means of...

This being Sweden, that was my means of transportation year round, rain snow or sunshine, until I was old enough to ride a motorcycle instead.

Have you ever swum in the ocean during a thunderstorm?
Forum: General 05-18-2010, 08:40 AM
Replies: 1,454
Views: 126,542
Posted By ART
No, can't say I have -- and I refuse to even...

No, can't say I have -- and I refuse to even google up an image. ;)

Have you contemplated taking the rest of the day off?
Forum: General 05-18-2010, 08:15 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 5,540
Posted By ART
I know every secret. Who am I? :)

I know every secret.

Who am I? :)
Forum: Whining 05-18-2010, 05:50 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 21,740
Posted By ART
I used to think mine were too. The aforementioned...

I used to think mine were too. The aforementioned tendencies, that is. As it turns out its just the fact that I need to feel morally justified. Naturally, one is if someone says "PLEASE make me...
Forum: Fashion 05-18-2010, 05:41 AM
Replies: 502
Views: 127,611
Posted By ART
My hair. Is growing. It has been for the past 18...

My hair. Is growing. It has been for the past 18 months now, and is really testing my patience.
Partly I want to see how I look in really long hair at least once before I die, and partly I'm...
Forum: General 05-18-2010, 05:35 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 5,540
Posted By ART
Yes. That. Plus, I really do have few...

Yes. That.

Plus, I really do have few friends. Lots of buddies, few friends. ;)
Forum: Whining 05-17-2010, 01:08 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 21,740
Posted By ART
Nothing could be more healthy, I promise. :) I...

Nothing could be more healthy, I promise. :)
I love 'em. Though I must admit that a few knives aside, I do not have much of a collection. Perhaps because I'm even more drawn to old muzzle loaders....
Forum: Whining 05-16-2010, 03:09 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 21,740
Posted By ART
Aye. That, and assuming you touch the stuff,...

Aye. That, and assuming you touch the stuff, perhaps a toast to his memory. Or a few toasts.

And, given your can openers. Yes. The shield would have been metal. And the armour would have been ring...
Forum: Whining 05-16-2010, 02:59 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 21,740
Posted By ART
How about Iceland, in front of that lovely...

How about Iceland, in front of that lovely volcano? Should be secluded enough, as well as a suiting backdrop.

By all means do trade the shield. Please. I would love to be the only one with a...
Forum: Music 05-16-2010, 02:19 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,002
Posted By ART
This news saddens me beyond words. May his music...

This news saddens me beyond words. May his music live forever.
Forum: Whining 05-16-2010, 02:07 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 21,740
Posted By ART
Naturally you are allowed the pick, otherwise we...

Naturally you are allowed the pick, otherwise we would just be competing in who gets beaten to a pulp inside the armour first. Too much like hard work to be fun. :)
Forum: Politics 05-16-2010, 06:19 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,104
Posted By ART
He also badly need a suit ... and a shirt ......

He also badly need a suit ... and a shirt ... that actually fits. Not to mention a nice tie and an actual hairstyle.
Clothes, no matter what style, should always be done right.
Forum: Politics 05-16-2010, 02:48 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,104
Posted By ART
Thankyou for the link. Poor devil, that...

Thankyou for the link.

Poor devil, that kid. And in need of a stern talking to. I've never seen anything closer to the very definition of "full of himself".
Forum: General 05-16-2010, 02:09 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 5,540
Posted By ART
You guys have friends?!?

You guys have friends?!?
Forum: Whining 05-15-2010, 10:36 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 21,740
Posted By ART
Ah, but I do believe that the code duello...

Ah, but I do believe that the code duello stipulates that I, as the challenged party, pick weapons. :)

Thus, axe and shield. Full armour.

I suggest you run. ;)
Forum: Politics 05-15-2010, 09:35 AM
Replies: 997
Views: 147,045
Posted By ART
Alright, let me elaborate a little. I do love...

Alright, let me elaborate a little. I do love these home defense scenarios.

First, that depends on the attacker. If we have someone reasonably professional intent on killing me in my sleep ... I'm...
Forum: Politics 05-15-2010, 05:31 AM
Replies: 997
Views: 147,045
Posted By ART
Oh, I am quite sure you know better Deadman, but...

Oh, I am quite sure you know better Deadman, but there were others talking about "home defense" by means of empty gun and glorious acting.

In my book a very dangerous game, even hiding beneath the...
Forum: Whining 05-14-2010, 10:35 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 21,740
Posted By ART
Quite so. But wouldn't knifeplay be closer to the...

Quite so. But wouldn't knifeplay be closer to the original subject, and even more fun? :p
Forum: Whining 05-14-2010, 11:46 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 21,740
Posted By ART
I simply do not like it much, really. :)

I simply do not like it much, really. :)
Forum: Whining 05-14-2010, 11:21 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 21,740
Posted By ART
No, though bisexual, that really isn't part of my...

No, though bisexual, that really isn't part of my repertoire.
Forum: Introductions 05-13-2010, 03:47 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,311
Posted By ART
Yes, do see Wasabi. It combines good action with...

Yes, do see Wasabi. It combines good action with excellent characters -- and manages to be hilarious on top of that.
Forum: Whining 05-13-2010, 11:46 AM
Replies: 166
Views: 18,010
Posted By ART
Thankyou for the most gracious offer. However, my...

Thankyou for the most gracious offer. However, my local tobacconist does stock these spares ... and once these accursed holidays are over will be open for business once more.
Forum: Whining 05-13-2010, 10:18 AM
Replies: 166
Views: 18,010
Posted By ART
Ah, fellow smokers! Regardless if you smoke...

Ah, fellow smokers!

Regardless if you smoke cigarettes, prefer herbs, smoke a pipe or fine Cuban cigars ... one question.

What do you use to light them?

Myself, I am currently reduced to the...
Forum: Politics 05-13-2010, 08:30 AM
Replies: 997
Views: 147,045
Posted By ART
Actually pointing a gun without live ammo in it...

Actually pointing a gun without live ammo in it at a random intruder is not the best of ideas.

Admittedly, one of the possible reactions is them raising their hands and surrendering.
Another is...
Forum: Politics 05-13-2010, 08:07 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,005
Posted By ART
Does not compute. As there are plenty of...

Does not compute. As there are plenty of companies that are not American, and which you thus cannot control through legislation in America.

Now, the easy way to handle the problem is to put...
Forum: Introductions 05-12-2010, 04:41 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 5,893
Posted By ART
Surely, for someone of dragonkin the heat from a...

Surely, for someone of dragonkin the heat from a chalice brimming with the steaming brew of life would be of little concern?
Forum: Fashion 05-11-2010, 09:49 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,690
Posted By ART
Articulated tails are damnably hard to make work...

Articulated tails are damnably hard to make work in any good way. Non articulated ones are easier, but even these usually involve the use of "invisible" nylon strings to hang right, move right and...
Forum: Whining 05-08-2010, 01:08 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
Thankyou. Now if you would pass me the deepfried...

Thankyou. Now if you would pass me the deepfried marsbar?
Forum: Whining 05-08-2010, 12:09 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
Don't worry. Everyone knows that it takes someone...

Don't worry. Everyone knows that it takes someone with a knowledge of sociogeography only found in the USA to use the term "being European".
Forum: Literature 05-08-2010, 10:53 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 16,410
Posted By ART
Odysseus. The new long and boring, not the...

Odysseus.

The new long and boring, not the Greek masterpiece with similar name,
Forum: Whining 05-08-2010, 12:36 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
Of course we are, we know good sex when we find...

Of course we are, we know good sex when we find it. Thank you for noticing.

However, thats not what you said. No, you were spouting talk about "smarmy douche-nozzles". ;)
Forum: Music 05-07-2010, 11:43 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,610
Posted By ART
Thanks! That was rather nice, actually. Will...

Thanks! That was rather nice, actually. Will require some searching and some listening!
Forum: Fashion 05-07-2010, 11:21 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 5,511
Posted By ART
H&M, HM or Hennes & Mauritz. Swedish chain...

H&M, HM or Hennes & Mauritz. Swedish chain polluting the world with ugly clothes.
Forum: Fashion 05-07-2010, 09:40 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 5,511
Posted By ART
Love 'em. Hardly ever shop at them, but browsing...

Love 'em. Hardly ever shop at them, but browsing is fun.

Plus them kids decked out in stuff bought at such places sure are more fun to see about town than the H&M crowd?
Forum: Whining 05-05-2010, 11:28 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 7,651
Posted By ART
This conversation just turned interesting. ...

This conversation just turned interesting.

But, alas, I smell a cultural barrier. What exactly is this dating thing over at your side of the pond?
You see, I doubt we do it the same way. :)
Forum: Whining 05-05-2010, 09:02 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,428
Posted By ART
Why do I get the strange feeling that somehow...

Why do I get the strange feeling that somehow this post is based on the faulty assumption that Ye Olde InOut is the very core of sex?
Forum: Introductions 05-05-2010, 08:59 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,715
Posted By ART
Welcome! There will be pain, I can tell. But...

Welcome!

There will be pain, I can tell. But for whom?
Forum: Whining 05-04-2010, 01:56 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,017
Posted By ART
Anyone who had to get up three hours before going...

Anyone who had to get up three hours before going to bed and clean the lake?
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 02:04 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
You stayed away too long. This is now a thread...

You stayed away too long. This is now a thread about boobies.

Much more interesting than random hatreds. :)
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 12:24 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
I have strong hands? Then theres the rattan cane....

I have strong hands? Then theres the rattan cane. And the ... ah, well. Either you get the picture by now, or you never will. :)
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 12:16 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
Sorry, Ben. You just need to get out and meet a...

Sorry, Ben. You just need to get out and meet a few more Swedish girls, so you have something to compare her to. :)

No seriously, its just me. Plastic boobs are a major turnoff. Always seems ugly...
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 12:00 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
The camera and photoshop were both very kind to...

The camera and photoshop were both very kind to her. :)

Ah, mostly shes very much not at all what I like.
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 11:54 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
Obvious you say? Well, what is obvious to me is...

Obvious you say? Well, what is obvious to me is that you are out of arguments. And thus retreat to commenting my use of language.

How about getting this thread back on the rails?
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 11:51 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
Really. I haven't hit anyone that did not want to...

Really. I haven't hit anyone that did not want to be hit since I was 14, do you really think I would start with you? Or are you implying that such a mild statement would leave me at wits end? :)
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 11:47 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
A friendly suggestion? Do not challenge me to a...

A friendly suggestion? Do not challenge me to a contest of language, Even if it is your primary and my secondary. It has been tried before, with very humiliating results.
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 11:45 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
Actually, no, PJ. In person his stepping into a...

Actually, no, PJ. In person his stepping into a conversation and taking over like he did here my response wouldn't have been nearly as polite.

But I digress. Manboobs not good enough? Ah well....
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 11:35 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 21,740
Posted By ART
Ah yes. The ones that talk about cutting and...

Ah yes. The ones that talk about cutting and wants attention in the form of shocked pity are a bit annoying. :)
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 11:22 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
Congratulations, you made the lame retort hall of...

Congratulations, you made the lame retort hall of fame.
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 11:18 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 21,740
Posted By ART
Thank you, Ben. You are, as you are indeed very...

Thank you, Ben. You are, as you are indeed very frequently it seems, right.
Just using her to bounce my info on cutting on so it won't seem so much as an inane rant on my part. :p
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 11:14 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 21,740
Posted By ART
Ah, but those are rarely found in category c....

Ah, but those are rarely found in category c. Masochists are. Have much experience with people who cut themselves? Or that are masochists? Or that fall in both categories?
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 11:11 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
For you, Ben, anything. Topless Swede...

For you, Ben, anything.

Topless Swede (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/jonny2005/dolph-lundgren-745632.jpg)
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 11:05 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 21,740
Posted By ART
You don't know many masochists do you? ;)

You don't know many masochists do you? ;)
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 10:59 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
You don't have to. I'll be quite happy once you...

You don't have to. I'll be quite happy once you are over in the corner, being quiet.
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 10:58 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
As it happens, I do agree. :)

As it happens, I do agree. :)
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 10:55 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
If you mull that over for a week or two then...

If you mull that over for a week or two then maybe you will see how its exactly the other way around.
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 10:50 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
Vill du diskutera språkliga finesser? Vad sägs om...

Vill du diskutera språkliga finesser? Vad sägs om att vi tar den biten på svenska, hmm?



Based on geology, yes. Hardly based on language, culture, politics, taxes, or anything else of relevance...
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 10:41 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
Bunching us up with the rest of Europe is an even...

Bunching us up with the rest of Europe is an even greater insult. It reeks of ignorance.

Europe is in no way homogeneous.

But I was going to let that one slip, I rather stomp on generalization...
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 10:27 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
No, I've only met one who was obese and an...

No, I've only met one who was obese and an asshole.

It is my experience that assholes are assholes because they are assholes. This has precious little to do with nationality.

However, when...
Forum: Whining 05-03-2010, 10:10 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By ART
I met a guy from the US of A once. He was obese,...

I met a guy from the US of A once. He was obese, and an asshole.

Now, have you seen me insult YOUR country lately, Despanan? No?

Think its because you are perfect?
Forum: General 05-03-2010, 02:07 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 785,910
Posted By ART
Anarasha, name ONE major phone manufacturer that...

Anarasha, name ONE major phone manufacturer that does allow a foreign OS loaded onto, or changes to the OS made, by the end user?

As for the commercials, that is utter bollocks.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-02-2010, 07:34 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,791
Posted By ART
Arcanum is a game that could work too. Sort of...

Arcanum is a game that could work too. Sort of steampunk versus magic.

Really old though, I guess. And not epic. :)
Forum: Whining 05-02-2010, 07:06 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 7,651
Posted By ART
You can be genuine, enamdar. It is just not...

You can be genuine, enamdar. It is just not likely you are.

But, since I have nothing better to do with these minutes, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

It is very simple advice, really. ...
Forum: Whining 05-02-2010, 03:14 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 7,651
Posted By ART
Well. If it is a troll, which I too now find...

Well. If it is a troll, which I too now find likely, I'll gladly hand out a gold star for effort!
Forum: Music 05-01-2010, 02:38 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,890
Posted By ART
Little bit of brilliant Thåström in action: ...

Little bit of brilliant Thåström in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaM_0PGmqGc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uEq6PoIGKQ

Ah, the nostalgia. The nostalgia.
Forum: General 05-01-2010, 02:24 PM
Replies: 8,007
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Views: 2,005,156
Posted By ART
Nothing wrong with glasses, but there are many...

Nothing wrong with glasses, but there are many different kinds of lenses. Were the ones you tried of the one day, dispose after use, kind?
Forum: General 05-01-2010, 01:23 PM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 2,005,156
Posted By ART
Actually, those were nice pictures. A good...

Actually, those were nice pictures. A good picture does not always need to meet the requirements of a mugshot. :)

EDIT: Not that the mugshot you posted while I wrote the above lines is bad, either.
Forum: Whining 05-01-2010, 01:18 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 7,651
Posted By ART
I don't really know where to begin. Or, yes I do....

I don't really know where to begin. Or, yes I do.

See, its one of two things.

Either you are depressed, in which case you need to see a doctor.

If not, you really need to grow a spine. Stop...
Forum: Spooky News 05-01-2010, 04:14 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,185
Posted By ART
Ok, Apple wants to keep an insanely tight grip on...

Ok, Apple wants to keep an insanely tight grip on their product even after you own it. And they are overreacting badly in the Gizmodo case.

The alternative, though, is Google. Who wants to keep an...
Forum: General 04-30-2010, 02:03 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 842,361
Posted By ART
Not to be squeamish. I still think it would have...

Not to be squeamish. I still think it would have made nice pictures. And that it was an experience. And that its a good thing I didn't actually have to drive to the er.

And I do think this is the...
Forum: General 04-30-2010, 01:45 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 842,361
Posted By ART
I recommend tonsillitis (or whatever its called)...

I recommend tonsillitis (or whatever its called) that includes a bleeding throat. All in all I coughed up somewhere around two pints of blood. Fortunately it stopped there -- had it continued a trip...
Forum: Politics 04-30-2010, 01:30 PM
Replies: 997
Views: 147,045
Posted By ART
See? No gun, just power. QED. :D

See? No gun, just power. QED. :D
Forum: General 04-30-2010, 05:57 AM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 350,110
Posted By ART
Coughing up blood.

Coughing up blood.
Forum: General 04-29-2010, 12:31 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 24,922
Posted By ART
Well, my current assumptions on How Things Work...

Well, my current assumptions on How Things Work are influenced by a number of thinkers, but to get a working grip on the general perspective I suggest you read "Prometheus Rising" and "Quantum...
Forum: General 04-29-2010, 12:05 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 24,922
Posted By ART
Sofar what I've learned in this thread is that...

Sofar what I've learned in this thread is that some do not share the OPs views. Since that is already obvious to anyone who has been here more than five minutes, it has little value.

So. Are you...
Forum: General 04-29-2010, 10:54 AM
Replies: 289
Views: 24,922
Posted By ART
I'll keep it short and sweet. I would like...

I'll keep it short and sweet.

I would like to say that I do not believe in anything. Unfortunately its not quite that simple, but almost.
Forum: Shill 04-29-2010, 09:57 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,672
Posted By ART
No luck watching this with either Chrome or...

No luck watching this with either Chrome or Firefox under Ubuntu 10.4. Should I consider myself lucky?
Forum: Fashion 04-29-2010, 08:44 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 13,843
Posted By ART
Another quote -- no points for knowing the...

Another quote -- no points for knowing the reference though: Why so serious?

Life is far to bizarre to be taken seriously, and from that easily follows that Internet forums aren't to be taken...
Forum: Fashion 04-29-2010, 08:05 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 13,843
Posted By ART
Oh, the crushed illusions... ;) ...

Oh, the crushed illusions... ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpKWJZQDAjY
Forum: Fashion 04-28-2010, 02:47 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 13,843
Posted By ART
Depends on ones tastes, I would say. I much...

Depends on ones tastes, I would say. I much rather have a dungeon nearby than a drum circle, but thats just me.
Forum: Whining 04-28-2010, 02:34 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 10,886
Posted By ART
Quite. Plus, I am bored.

Quite.

Plus, I am bored.
Forum: Whining 04-28-2010, 02:33 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 10,886
Posted By ART
Lets see. Belief and disbelief. be·lief ...

Lets see. Belief and disbelief.

be·lief   [bih-leef]
–noun
1. something believed; an opinion or conviction: a belief that the earth is flat.
2. confidence in the truth or existence of something...
Forum: Whining 04-28-2010, 02:20 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 10,886
Posted By ART
This seems like a good time to remind JCC about...

This seems like a good time to remind JCC about the concept of free will, of sin, purgatory and eternal damnation.
The christian churches has thought long and hard about how to explain the fact that...
Forum: Fashion 04-28-2010, 01:58 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 13,843
Posted By ART
Ah yes. That big bonfire thing is this Friday,...

Ah yes. That big bonfire thing is this Friday, isn't it?
Always did love big fires. Big part of why I became a boyscout. And this year my eldest sons scoutoutfit is making their very first bonfire....
Forum: Fashion 04-28-2010, 12:53 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 13,843
Posted By ART
What can I say? We have lost, deeply lost, souls...

What can I say? We have lost, deeply lost, souls here as well it seems... :p
Forum: Fashion 04-28-2010, 12:39 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 13,843
Posted By ART
Ever been to Sweden for midsummer? ;)

Ever been to Sweden for midsummer? ;)
Forum: Fashion 04-28-2010, 07:22 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 13,843
Posted By ART
Now, that's the spirit!

Now, that's the spirit!
Forum: Fashion 04-28-2010, 06:48 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 13,843
Posted By ART
Paganism isn't one religion, but a great many...

Paganism isn't one religion, but a great many religions. That vary greatly both in age and content.
Heck, even wicka is a great many different things...
Forum: Fashion 04-28-2010, 03:29 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 13,843
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I actually did found a religion. Its called...

I actually did found a religion.

Its called Gnubal. Basically, my job as the great Gnubas representative in the physical realm is to absorb the sins of mankind, so that paradise on earth becomes...
Forum: General 04-28-2010, 02:47 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,795
Posted By ART
32, though I seriously doubt the validity -- I...

32, though I seriously doubt the validity -- I have a five year old daughter, and even ten of her would be a terrible challenge... :)
Forum: Whining 04-27-2010, 12:32 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 10,886
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Ah, Ben, but to not get the point even after I...

Ah, Ben, but to not get the point even after I elaborate on it?
Forum: Whining 04-27-2010, 10:50 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 10,886
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If one does not understand what one reads, Ben,...

If one does not understand what one reads, Ben, it is often a wise course of action not to reply with a dimwitted oneliner. :)

See, what I did give was a small example demonstrating what happens...
Forum: Whining 04-26-2010, 01:06 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 10,886
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The commandments I know are from Lutheran...

The commandments I know are from Lutheran tradition.

It goes something like this...

"Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of...
Forum: Whining 04-26-2010, 11:29 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 10,886
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And while some are reigned in by religion, others...

And while some are reigned in by religion, others have their hatred fueled by it and commit heinous acts of bigotry and violence.

So, is it mostly good or mostly bad?
Forum: Politics 04-26-2010, 11:07 AM
Replies: 997
Views: 147,045
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Lo, I bring this thread back from the dead! Woe...

Lo, I bring this thread back from the dead! Woe to the world, etc. etc. ad nauseum... :)

I want to answer the original question. First. Yes. And no, I do not need any knowledgeable person to...
Forum: Whining 04-25-2010, 01:34 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 10,886
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There are a few ways of dealing with nerves while...

There are a few ways of dealing with nerves while interacting with other people.
The one I always used back in the days when approaching girls made me ... a little less than comfortable. Lets face...
Forum: Whining 04-24-2010, 02:30 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 10,886
Posted By ART
You can't have any, Ben. Not until after you use...

You can't have any, Ben. Not until after you use the vortex. ;)
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 04-24-2010, 02:16 PM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 962,111
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Videodrome. Again. A good movie to watch for...

Videodrome. Again.

A good movie to watch for a bit of relaxation.
Forum: Introductions 04-24-2010, 01:07 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,984
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Oh. Pr0n. How ... original. I am...

Oh. Pr0n.

How ... original.

I am positively shaking in my boots. Yes. Quite.
Anyhow, giving you the benefit of the doubt and ignoring the obvious possibility that I am answering spam. For my...
Forum: Whining 04-24-2010, 12:48 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 10,886
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Understandable. Unfortunately there is very...

Understandable. Unfortunately there is very little advice that could help you. Aside from the obvious such as "get a good education" and "make friends online -- these remain no matter how often you...
Forum: Whining 04-24-2010, 12:37 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 10,886
Posted By ART
Stitchy, strange as it may seem these people are...

Stitchy, strange as it may seem these people are actually lending you the hand you asked for.

Ultimately we are all alone. Pity has never helped anyone.
Forum: Whining 04-24-2010, 12:29 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 10,886
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This place implements a Total Perspective Vortex...

This place implements a Total Perspective Vortex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technology_in_The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy#Total_Perspective_Vortex) quite nicely, I must say. :)
Forum: Literature 04-24-2010, 09:34 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 40,338
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I am very sorry to be the one to tell you this,...

I am very sorry to be the one to tell you this, Dragonmage. But if your text has any semblance to the writing style you demonstrate here. Well.

It will be anything but easy to understand.
...
Forum: Fashion 04-24-2010, 12:21 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,002
Posted By ART
But ... a trenchcoat is perfect for rainy days?...

But ... a trenchcoat is perfect for rainy days? They were designed for rainy days in trenches for petes sake. :)
Forum: General 04-24-2010, 12:14 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 21,947
Posted By ART
Threads are a bit like elder gods. That is not...

Threads are a bit like elder gods. That is not dead which ... and all that.

The cake is nice though. Even though nothing like it would even remotely fit into my wedding.
Forum: Spooky News 04-24-2010, 12:01 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,815
Posted By ART
Yes. Yes, it really is. Children need their...

Yes. Yes, it really is. Children need their parents, if at all possible both of them. And every little counts.
Forum: Introductions 04-23-2010, 11:29 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,852
Posted By ART
Despite also being new here I'd still like to say...

Despite also being new here I'd still like to say welcome!

Being a happily divorced man of similar age, with a pack of young ones (who are playing SuperSmashBros as I write this), who actually...
Forum: General 04-23-2010, 10:32 AM
Replies: 415
Views: 55,271
Posted By ART
One lovely premium quality derby/bowler hat. ...

One lovely premium quality derby/bowler hat.

I say, I look most sharp writing this. Very fetching. Very, very smug. ;)
Forum: General 04-23-2010, 10:26 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 5,376
Posted By ART
Aye. Many new jobs. Don't forget healthcare,...

Aye. Many new jobs. Don't forget healthcare, counseling, law enforcement...
Forum: General 04-23-2010, 01:45 AM
Replies: 2,401
Views: 265,474
Posted By ART
Since nobody here knows me I can claim absolutely...

Since nobody here knows me I can claim absolutely anything. The implications are staggering. Except that the flipside is that nobody will care much, whatever I claim. :)

Well, lets get on with the...
Forum: General 04-22-2010, 11:33 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 5,376
Posted By ART
I am of the opinion that it will lead to...

I am of the opinion that it will lead to increased misery. And besides, the act of smoking weed is legal in your country. You are not allowed to own it, hold it or transport it. And naturally not...
Forum: General 04-22-2010, 10:26 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 5,376
Posted By ART
Oh, and I should add an observation to that....

Oh, and I should add an observation to that. People may be comfort creatures, but another law of nature also operates: People are cheap. Convince them there is a buck to save and they will travel far...
Forum: General 04-22-2010, 10:23 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 5,376
Posted By ART
It depends on locale, I suppose. Here, the people...

It depends on locale, I suppose. Here, the people smuggling smokes are very much active. As are the ones smuggling booze. And those who make it.

No jail time for buying that stuff, as far as I...
Forum: General 04-22-2010, 10:02 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 5,376
Posted By ART
Taxation would be tricky; it is far too easy to...

Taxation would be tricky; it is far too easy to grow, and both producers and a well functioning distribution network is already in place. Hence, tax it too much and the sales will continue through...
Forum: Introductions 04-22-2010, 07:16 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,471
Posted By ART
I once was an avid reader. Once. My slightly...

I once was an avid reader. Once. My slightly archaic use of language is one of the artifacts remaining from that era.

And thankyou.
Forum: Whining 04-22-2010, 07:12 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 21,740
Posted By ART
Does not talking about a problem, or for that...

Does not talking about a problem, or for that matter belittling it, make the problem walk away?
Or does it just seem that way since the people walk away, taking their problem with them?

Cutting...
Forum: Whining 04-21-2010, 09:52 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 5,039
Posted By ART
Its easy to see patterns. We are made that way,...

Its easy to see patterns. We are made that way, us humans. We are excellent at spotting patterns.

Sometimes where there are no patterns at all.

I admit that the randomness of these events...
Forum: Introductions 04-21-2010, 03:18 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,471
Posted By ART
Why thankyou my good man. And flattery is...

Why thankyou my good man.

And flattery is allowed. Regardless of oddity and other minor strabgenesses. Always. ;)
Forum: General 04-21-2010, 02:28 PM
Replies: 8,007
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Its a good age, really. And while I confess to be...

Its a good age, really. And while I confess to be relieved not to be the only oldeish fart around, I also confess to not minding a younger crowd one bit. Mixed ages means mixed perspectives. A good...
Forum: Music 04-21-2010, 02:20 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 14,133
Posted By ART
No, not one. I was kind and linked to the ......

No, not one. I was kind and linked to the ... least horrible example I am aware of. It does not get any better than Vikingarna. Only worse. In some cases far, far worse. ;)

How do I know? Well,...
Forum: Music 04-21-2010, 01:00 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 14,133
Posted By ART
While I generally agree that limiting onself ......

While I generally agree that limiting onself ... er ... what I am saying.
There really is genres out there that. Well.

Oh, call me narrow minded but I truly HATE this genre:...
Forum: Introductions 04-21-2010, 12:33 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,471
Posted By ART
Lets put it this way; Denmark was considerably...

Lets put it this way; Denmark was considerably larger. And included the southern parts of what is now Sweden.

Military history. I dabble in. Combined with a tinsy bit collecting of old military...
Forum: Introductions 04-21-2010, 11:42 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,471
Posted By ART
Correct, but its rather vital to remember how the...

Correct, but its rather vital to remember how the maps looked prior to and during those wars. ;)
Forum: General 04-21-2010, 11:38 AM
Replies: 8,007
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Views: 2,005,156
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After oogling (parts of) this thread I have come...

After oogling (parts of) this thread I have come to three conclusions.

1. There are pretty people here
2. There be egos
3. You are all young

Me, I'm precisely 96 years younger than the late...
Forum: Introductions 04-21-2010, 11:14 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,471
Posted By ART
Aye. We remember the good old days, when we too...

Aye. We remember the good old days, when we too were Danish. We do.

See? Its not just the cheep booze you guys peddle that make us like you. :p
Forum: Spooky News 04-21-2010, 09:50 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,603
Posted By ART
It does seem silly. Surely there is already some...

It does seem silly. Surely there is already some law active that prohibits involuntary implants, or indeed any involuntary surgery?

But as a concept, its really a rather nice idea. I mean,...
Forum: Introductions 04-21-2010, 07:51 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,471
Posted By ART
Thankyou, neighbour. I can see your country from...

Thankyou, neighbour. I can see your country from my livingroom window. :)
Forum: Introductions 04-21-2010, 02:15 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,471
Posted By ART
Hey, look. I can fill out a form!

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
I work in IT. Project management, and when that gets too dull actual programming.
Hobbies? I have a family, including a murder of younglings. But I still find a...
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