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Forum: Literature 08-31-2008, 04:08 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,124
Posted By WizardElement5
Part 3 ***** Daal’s personal cube was far...

Part 3
*****

Daal’s personal cube was far from being the typical slave-quarters that were enjoyed, or more correctly, endured, by his peers. He was the Princess’ favourite and as such, was...
Forum: Literature 08-31-2008, 04:06 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,367
Posted By WizardElement5
Hi Humane Pain. Thanks.:) Just chilling here for...

Hi Humane Pain. Thanks.:) Just chilling here for a while.

Hi Lizzard. Welcome to G.net. Yea, it's part of a longer poem, but that's perhaps the best verse, or maybe just the least revealing! :)
Forum: General 08-29-2008, 07:53 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
slang.......

slang.......
Forum: General 08-29-2008, 07:49 AM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 351,121
Posted By WizardElement5
Granted, but the new and wonderful things in your...

Granted, but the new and wonderful things in your life are so absorbing that you spend all your time doing them and never return to Gothic.net.

I wish the Princess preferred me to that no-good...
Forum: General 08-29-2008, 07:43 AM
Replies: 1,455
Views: 154,525
Posted By WizardElement5
They wear extra big mittens and watch the skies...

They wear extra big mittens and watch the skies with vegetative concentration.

Who among you really knows the truth?
Forum: General 08-26-2008, 06:40 PM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 274,311
Posted By WizardElement5
The unpeeled grape has left me moaning...

The unpeeled grape has left me moaning ecststically, sprawled upon the floor. I'm now utterly helpless and unable to defend my jelly babies!
Forum: General 08-26-2008, 06:37 PM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 274,311
Posted By WizardElement5
Wow, you're playing rough! :

Wow, you're playing rough! :
Forum: General 08-26-2008, 06:35 PM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 274,311
Posted By WizardElement5
Did you peel the grape?

Did you peel the grape?
Forum: General 08-26-2008, 06:32 PM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 274,311
Posted By WizardElement5
Has bag of jell babies, so just waves timidly and...

Has bag of jell babies, so just waves timidly and tries to conceal goodies. :)
Forum: General 08-26-2008, 06:08 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 351,121
Posted By WizardElement5
Granted. It now runs with great difficulty and...

Granted. It now runs with great difficulty and trips up over your eyebrows, your nose and your lips. Finally, it gets so mad at not being able to run easily anymore, that it decides to call a cab and...
Forum: General 08-26-2008, 05:47 PM
Replies: 1,455
Views: 154,525
Posted By WizardElement5
The answer can only be that you're not really...

The answer can only be that you're not really applying yourself to the aims you've stated.

To achieve the first one, break into NASA and steal some moon rock. Grind the rock into small particles...
Forum: Literature 08-26-2008, 12:09 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,367
Posted By WizardElement5
What heart have I?

If torture's iron fist
Has forged the cast
Which wrought this raving mind,
And if those flames
Have burnt a truthful path
What heart have I
That shadows now
When finally I'm crowned?
Forum: General 08-26-2008, 06:25 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 9,711
Posted By WizardElement5
Hi Sir Vex, it’s good to hear that you are “open...

Hi Sir Vex, it’s good to hear that you are “open to the idea of a more liberal and friendly world.” Perhaps now is the time to go beyond the idea and embrace the reality. It is simply no good to...
Forum: General 08-26-2008, 06:24 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
professor...

professor...
Forum: General 08-25-2008, 01:30 PM
Replies: 621
Views: 69,944
Posted By WizardElement5
I love that word... though it's rather confusing....

I love that word... though it's rather confusing. :)

Bewildered
Forum: General 08-25-2008, 01:22 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
uniform...

uniform...
Forum: General 08-25-2008, 01:19 PM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 185,772
Posted By WizardElement5
Thanks Beowulf. It's not as weird as most of my...

Thanks Beowulf. It's not as weird as most of my pics and created almost entirely on my pc, (whereas usually my pics start off as drawings on paper). It was colour, in the form of a golden sunset,...
Forum: General 08-25-2008, 12:32 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
lunacy....

lunacy....
Forum: General 08-25-2008, 12:26 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Midday....

Midday....
Forum: General 08-25-2008, 12:22 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Shanghai..

Shanghai..
Forum: General 08-25-2008, 11:59 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
travel....

travel....
Forum: General 08-25-2008, 08:25 AM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 185,772
Posted By WizardElement5
TheBloodEternity, I like you pics, especially the...

TheBloodEternity, I like you pics, especially the one ith the cat in it - such a wonderful expression. :)

Sailing Home...
Forum: General 08-25-2008, 04:04 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 9,711
Posted By WizardElement5
Is it offensive? Some people may well be...

Is it offensive?

Some people may well be offended because they misinterpret the couples sexually dominant/submissive roles as a more general view about the status of women in society. Of course...
Forum: General 08-25-2008, 02:52 AM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< will pass on the lasagna, as cheese makes <...

< will pass on the lasagna, as cheese makes < vomit!
< impressed by ^ ability to keep armour shining
as < is far to lazy to polish own armour
< wonders if v would like to take on role of squire to...
Forum: General 08-25-2008, 02:33 AM
Replies: 621
Views: 69,944
Posted By WizardElement5
Hi Corpsey... awwwww, thanks for the welcome. ...

Hi Corpsey... awwwww, thanks for the welcome.

Smiling :D
Forum: General 08-24-2008, 05:41 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
jetski....

jetski....
Forum: General 08-24-2008, 05:39 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Dragon....

Dragon....
Forum: General 08-24-2008, 05:33 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Belt......

Belt......
Forum: General 08-24-2008, 04:59 PM
Replies: 621
Views: 69,944
Posted By WizardElement5
Maladjusted

Maladjusted
Forum: General 03-16-2008, 08:19 PM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 185,772
Posted By WizardElement5
An Encounter With self ...

An Encounter With self
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g135/wizardelement5/WizardElement5%20Art/AnEncounterWithSelf.jpg
Forum: Literature 03-16-2008, 07:41 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,124
Posted By WizardElement5
Ok, in this next bit of the story the two main...

Ok, in this next bit of the story the two main characters make their first appearance.

Part 2
**********

Amethyst spun weightless within the narrow, metal shower cylinder while all sixteen...
Forum: Music 03-16-2008, 06:35 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,608
Posted By WizardElement5
Bowie's created a tremendous amount of fantastic...

Bowie's created a tremendous amount of fantastic and varied music. The Man Who Sold The World was my very first album. :) From that, The Width Of A Circle, All The Madmen and She Shook Me Cold are my...
Forum: Literature 03-16-2008, 05:23 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,124
Posted By WizardElement5
Rose & Berg

Here is part of one of my stories. Hope you enjoy it. :)

***************************************

Far above the glaciated ravine where the sheer, black rock walls were no longer natural, but...
Forum: General 03-16-2008, 01:23 PM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 185,772
Posted By WizardElement5
The Offering ...

The Offering
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g135/wizardelement5/WizardElement5%20Art/TheOffering.jpg
Forum: General 09-05-2006, 11:39 AM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 185,772
Posted By WizardElement5
Root Head ...

Root Head
http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g135/wizardelement5/WizardElement5%20Art/?action=view&current=RootHead3.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch2
Forum: General 07-16-2006, 10:08 AM
Replies: 457
Views: 50,062
Posted By WizardElement5
Nil points! Hey, nobody likes a show off. ...

Nil points! Hey, nobody likes a show off.

Being the second most gothic person on Earth, even though you could easily be the most, but holding back intentionally because, "Hey, nobody likes a show...
Forum: General 07-13-2006, 08:38 PM
Replies: 457
Views: 50,062
Posted By WizardElement5
42.75 points. I'm afraid you lost some marks...

42.75 points. I'm afraid you lost some marks there for keeping it secret, because we're all party animals and wanted to be invited to the dead wedding.

Having a scene party at which evangelists...
Forum: General 07-13-2006, 08:27 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,699,650
Posted By WizardElement5
Wow, Mu-chan manga mania. They're all fab. I love...

Wow, Mu-chan manga mania. They're all fab. I love them all, but especially the samurai's crazy hair. Um... Mu, shouldn't they be in the art thread though?:D
Forum: General 07-13-2006, 07:34 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
too late me dear the director's (<) scoffed the...

too late me dear the director's (<) scoffed the lot.
< thinks this skiing movie should be filmed on a tropical beach
Yep, water-skiing elephants, oops, I mean zombies attack holidaying blood Doctor...
Forum: General 07-13-2006, 07:25 PM
Replies: 457
Views: 50,062
Posted By WizardElement5
My dust belongs to you... 100 points.

My dust belongs to you... 100 points.
Forum: General 07-13-2006, 07:23 PM
Replies: 457
Views: 50,062
Posted By WizardElement5
But Mu-chan, I don't have any blood... just...

But Mu-chan, I don't have any blood... just dust... for centuries now.
Forum: General 07-13-2006, 07:12 PM
Replies: 457
Views: 50,062
Posted By WizardElement5
Actually, small children aren't usually scared by...

Actually, small children aren't usually scared by the way people dress and look. It's only as children grow up to be adults that people not fitting in to the social norm tend to alarm them.
If you...
Forum: General 07-11-2006, 05:52 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< is indeed ^^ < seperated in 2001, so it's...

< is indeed ^^
< seperated in 2001, so it's taken a long time. Wife left me for someone ten times more handsome, ten times more intelligent and ten times richer than me. So where did < go wrong? :D...
Forum: General 07-11-2006, 04:51 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< waves at ^ <'s own divorce will be completed...

< waves at ^
<'s own divorce will be completed this Friday at 10.00am
< is just now feeling ready to find self a girlfriend and it's been a long, long time. < feels like little kid again and is...
Forum: General 07-11-2006, 04:24 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Pride .....

Pride


.....
Forum: General 07-11-2006, 04:22 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,415,473
Posted By WizardElement5
Hi Corpsey, the quote is from the "My grandfather...

Hi Corpsey, the quote is from the "My grandfather died today..." thread in Literature.

Hi lena, welcome back.
Forum: General 07-11-2006, 11:07 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
dead dolls

dead dolls
Forum: General 07-11-2006, 11:02 AM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By WizardElement5
Many of my happiest hours have been spent within...

Many of my happiest hours have been spent within an Oubliette!!!!!!!:D
Forum: General 07-11-2006, 10:40 AM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By WizardElement5
Angel011, you are the kindest, most caring,...

Angel011, you are the kindest, most caring, fluffy and adorable psycho kitty I know! :)

Roserougesang you are by far the brightest bloom in the bread bin. :D
Forum: General 07-11-2006, 10:19 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Beautiful... er... choreography! :D

Beautiful... er... choreography! :D
Forum: General 07-11-2006, 09:51 AM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< sends huggles to ^, ^^ and ^^^ < thinks ^^^...

< sends huggles to ^, ^^ and ^^^
< thinks ^^^ would make great hero in film concept, "Zombies on Skis"
< is not yet sure of plot, but ^ would probably have discovered some incredibly shiny alien...
Forum: General 07-10-2006, 03:58 PM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By WizardElement5
Lady Victoria, the happiness of your house...

Lady Victoria, the happiness of your house spreads through every thread you post in.
Forum: General 07-10-2006, 03:38 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Smexiness!

Smexiness!
Forum: General 07-10-2006, 02:41 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Half of them are sitting in my left ear, as for...

Half of them are sitting in my left ear, as for the other half, well that's a secret and I'm not telling, no way, so there. Unless, of course, you have chocolate.
Forum: General 07-10-2006, 09:24 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
fizzy drinks

fizzy drinks
Forum: General 07-10-2006, 08:04 AM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
"HOLY SMOKE, ROBIN" "ZAP" "BOOM" "ZONK" <'s best...

"HOLY SMOKE, ROBIN" "ZAP" "BOOM" "ZONK" <'s best friend just got scrambled!
< has worn DMs, but has found a good pair of hiking boots with a padded ankle are much more comfortable. Ok, ok, so < is a...
Forum: General 07-09-2006, 02:48 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Roasted pig's head at a Saxon banquet.

Roasted pig's head at a Saxon banquet.
Forum: General 07-09-2006, 01:58 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,415,473
Posted By WizardElement5
Yo Sanctus, welcome back. :)

Yo Sanctus, welcome back. :)
Forum: General 07-09-2006, 11:01 AM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By WizardElement5
Wow, Cradle's avatar is a picture of Yorik. Alas,...

Wow, Cradle's avatar is a picture of Yorik. Alas, I never knew the dude... shame really.
Forum: General 07-09-2006, 10:50 AM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
Yes, one of <'s friends is an egg, but that...

Yes, one of <'s friends is an egg, but that doesn't mean < likes them all. Oh no indeed, some eggs are truly evil. I try to treat all eggs as individuals and without any prejudice. < did feel sorry...
Forum: General 07-06-2006, 01:09 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
unchained and unafraid

unchained and unafraid
Forum: General 07-06-2006, 12:50 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Girrrrrrrrrl power!

Girrrrrrrrrl power!
Forum: General 07-06-2006, 12:47 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 463,476
Posted By WizardElement5
Living for a million years. Space aliens,...

Living for a million years.

Space aliens, benevolent or Conservative, oops, I meant evil.
Forum: General 07-06-2006, 12:40 PM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By WizardElement5
Mu-chan makes the sun shine at mid-night and the...

Mu-chan makes the sun shine at mid-night and the stars all dance the furry dance of fluff-love. She blows things up and rocks my world. Yeh for Mu-chan. :)
Forum: General 07-06-2006, 12:26 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< is dancing the furry dance of...

< is dancing the furry dance of fluff-love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
< is extremely pleased no one can see him or < might be responsible for O dying of laughter.
< nabs one of ^'s huggles all for his...
Forum: General 07-06-2006, 12:10 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Death by Sugar Puffs

Death by Sugar Puffs
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-05-2006, 08:13 PM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 991,544
Posted By WizardElement5
Oh dear, and this is supposed to be a literary...

Oh dear, and this is supposed to be a literary site. The Marquis de Sade died in his sleep after a brief illness on 2nd December 1814 at the age of 74.
Forum: General 07-03-2006, 11:23 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
A Fistful of Dynamite

A Fistful of Dynamite
Forum: General 07-03-2006, 11:19 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
spaghetti...

spaghetti...
Forum: General 07-03-2006, 11:06 AM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< sends Iriacynthe a hair-dryer, who is now...

< sends Iriacynthe a hair-dryer, who is now obviously a blonde bombshell. *Wiz takes cover in case of explosion!*
< has received notification from the courts that < will finally be divorced on 14th...
Forum: General 07-03-2006, 09:13 AM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 185,772
Posted By WizardElement5
Now I know where I'm going for my next holiday. :)

Now I know where I'm going for my next holiday. :)
Forum: General 07-01-2006, 12:50 PM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 185,772
Posted By WizardElement5
Really great pictures Happy Dude. I just asked...

Really great pictures Happy Dude. I just asked about your avatar in the kindness game thread and now I see you've already answered the question here. As for imagination, it's easiest to be inspired...
Forum: General 07-01-2006, 12:31 PM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By WizardElement5
Happy Dude I love your skull avatar. Did you draw...

Happy Dude I love your skull avatar. Did you draw it yourself?
Forum: General 07-01-2006, 12:21 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< is also ^^, so < fulfils ^'s wish. < waves at...

< is also ^^, so < fulfils ^'s wish.
< waves at ^ who < can see joined gnet years ago, but < has not met before. < Sends ^ some icecream to make ^ happy.
< stayed in bed till 6.00pm today, because...
Forum: General 07-01-2006, 12:03 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< thinks cyborgs are hawt. < fell in love with...

< thinks cyborgs are hawt. < fell in love with the cyborg queen from Star Trek, First Contact, especially the bit where she is just head, shoulders and metal spine! :D
Damn, < missed the gorgeous...
Forum: General 06-30-2006, 07:20 PM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By WizardElement5
Corpsey, your post made me laugh. Yep, I know I'm...

Corpsey, your post made me laugh. Yep, I know I'm old and past it, boo-hoo! :( But seriously, Corpsey you are a wonderfully intelligent, mature, kind and caring person. If you stay yourself, you will...
Forum: General 06-30-2006, 06:48 PM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By WizardElement5
Mu-chan, you are the brightest star in the...

Mu-chan, you are the brightest star in the firmament and here in the night's deepest dark chambers, I can only look up at you in wonder and awe.

Lady V., you gave to me, a hug for all to see. How...
Forum: General 06-29-2006, 06:23 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
stay well...

stay well...
Forum: General 06-29-2006, 06:18 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< gives the very wonderful ^ an extra special...

< gives the very wonderful ^ an extra special huggle to make her feel better. Then < gives ^ a second huggle just to make her feel even better still.
< tells ^^^^ does not need to press shift and...
Forum: General 06-29-2006, 12:49 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Kick Sicily. (Poor Sicily :( )

Kick Sicily. (Poor Sicily :( )
Forum: General 06-29-2006, 03:31 AM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By WizardElement5
Disorder, you are wonderful, kind, friendly and...

Disorder, you are wonderful, kind, friendly and post the the best, funniest, coolest pics of toothbrushing on gnet! :D
Forum: General 06-29-2006, 03:26 AM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< posts here quick just so as to claim random...

< posts here quick just so as to claim random huggle from ^
hopes ^ had a truly spiffing day! < gives ^ her birthday fuzzy hug.
< has not much to say except it is sunny again after several days of...
Forum: General 06-28-2006, 03:36 PM
Replies: 124
Poll: Philosophia
Views: 15,941
Posted By WizardElement5
Hi Jill, with such a big question it's hard to...

Hi Jill, with such a big question it's hard to reply with anything less than an essay, but here goes. :)

Certainly life has evolved through time from single-celled organisms to more and more...
Forum: Fashion 06-28-2006, 07:05 AM
Replies: 2,745
Views: 477,767
Posted By WizardElement5
Black t-shirt with Kinky written across the chest...

Black t-shirt with Kinky written across the chest in white letters and black jeans.
Forum: General 06-28-2006, 06:58 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,622
Posted By WizardElement5
Happy day dude, doggie says "woof", cool cat...

Happy day dude, doggie says "woof", cool cat plays sweet sounds on the sax. :D
Forum: General 06-27-2006, 06:12 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
(Wasn't an hallucination, it was right there next...

(Wasn't an hallucination, it was right there next to the dog playing the banjo and its canine friend skipping rope).
Gnutty Gnetters
Forum: General 06-27-2006, 05:51 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Dancing donkey!!!

Dancing donkey!!!
Forum: General 06-27-2006, 05:48 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 351,121
Posted By WizardElement5
*Always make sure shoes fit properly before...

*Always make sure shoes fit properly before buying them, because shoes that are too small can really damage your feet. End of public service announcement.* Your new shoes stop hurting because you...
Forum: General 06-27-2006, 05:38 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
The Pink Panther

The Pink Panther
Forum: General 06-27-2006, 05:30 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< smiles silly smile at ^. < just watched...

< smiles silly smile at ^. < just watched Underworld and then Underworld Evolution one after the other. The first was far, far better. < laughed at Kate's acting, which is non-existent, ie she is a...
Forum: General 06-27-2006, 05:32 AM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< does not know Chris Isaak's music. Guess what <...

< does not know Chris Isaak's music. Guess what < did yesterday? SLEPT! Sends warm fuzzy huggles to O above. < is supposed to be shopping today, so must go soon. Thinks < will buy dvd called...
Forum: General 06-27-2006, 05:15 AM
Replies: 421
Views: 47,850
Posted By WizardElement5
Yea, quackers is cuteness! :)

Yea, quackers is cuteness! :)
Forum: General 06-27-2006, 05:09 AM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By WizardElement5
Demonista_Ravenesque you totally fizzle! :D

Demonista_Ravenesque you totally fizzle! :D
Forum: General 06-27-2006, 04:57 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,699,650
Posted By WizardElement5
Hey Mutsumi/Mutsi/Mu, (I like Mu), that's just...

Hey Mutsumi/Mutsi/Mu, (I like Mu), that's just the way I imagined you!!!!!!!!:D
Forum: General 06-26-2006, 12:07 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,415,473
Posted By WizardElement5
You are quite right that The Magician's Nephew is...

You are quite right that The Magician's Nephew is the first book in the Narnia time line, but your teacher was right that it was not the first book to be written in the series. I'll list the books as...
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 11:27 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,415,473
Posted By WizardElement5
Oops, line went down again. Yep, I've got the...

Oops, line went down again. Yep, I've got the whole series as both individual books and as a collected works. The Magician's Nephew is my favourite.
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 09:43 PM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By WizardElement5
Magpie I really like that you are attracted to...

Magpie I really like that you are attracted to shiny things because so am I. But if you collected all the shiny things together in one place, they still wouldn't be a s shiny as you. :)
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 09:38 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Sexual hearing :)

Sexual hearing :)
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 09:25 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
<'s line just died for twenty mins, almost...

<'s line just died for twenty mins, almost certainly due to a lightning strike somewhere, but just got back on-line and read ^'s e-mail. Great to hear from ^.
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 08:52 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< replied 29 mins ago and earlier sent e-mail. <...

< replied 29 mins ago and earlier sent e-mail. < does not understand why ^ has not received message. < will try making new link.
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 08:36 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< is pressing his <^><^><^> keys to make up for...

< is pressing his <^><^><^> keys to make up for lack in last post.
< has seen his error in previous post but one, and blushes.
< is more dopey than cute, but ^ is so cute, just being in the next...
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 08:22 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
Well it was a bit scary, *ahem, changes to deep...

Well it was a bit scary, *ahem, changes to deep manly voice* Oh yes, I went out and batted those thunderbolts right baack at the sky. That's the last time Thor's going to mess with me. *Switches back...
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 08:07 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< says hi to ^ and ^ < is...

< says hi to ^ and ^
< is multi-tasking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
< sends an oops to ^^ and a fuzzy huggle to ^
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 06:29 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
<also has to log off as thunderstorm just...

<also has to log off as thunderstorm just started and last time was on-line in storm lightning blew a hole in <'s modem!!!!!!!! Bye-bye. Will try again a bit later.
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 06:24 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
thorns on a rose

thorns on a rose
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 06:17 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< has not heard of Milo, so possibly an Aussie...

< has not heard of Milo, so possibly an Aussie thing.
< was scared of ^'s new avatar at first, *silly me* but now likes the turquoise eye.
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 06:03 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< prefers a hot chocolate drink if that's not too...

< prefers a hot chocolate drink if that's not too much trouble?
< now understands. < thinks ^ might look rather nice wet, *wicked laugh*
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 05:36 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,415,473
Posted By WizardElement5
Hi Spooky. It was a beach holiday and very chill,...

Hi Spooky. It was a beach holiday and very chill, thanks.
Hey Magpie, still some good ones left, *points at black and white bird*
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 05:10 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,415,473
Posted By WizardElement5
^^Yes hawtness, *returns huggle with interest*...

^^Yes hawtness, *returns huggle with interest* but, er, wow, some major changes to the scene on my return?!
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 05:04 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 98,861
Posted By WizardElement5
Wouldn't the ignorant aristocracy have been a...

Wouldn't the ignorant aristocracy have been a better financial resource?
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 04:57 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,415,473
Posted By WizardElement5
Waves at Magpie

Waves at Magpie
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 04:46 PM
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Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
sexy heels ;)

sexy heels ;)
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 12:46 PM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By WizardElement5
Hi Jill, you are blessed with one of the sharpest...

Hi Jill, you are blessed with one of the sharpest minds on gnet, I hope you use it through your life to make the world a kinder, better place, (whilst also having a really good debauched and smexy...
Forum: Politics 06-25-2006, 12:14 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,616
Posted By WizardElement5
Killing whales is wrong because they have a high...

Killing whales is wrong because they have a high enough intellectual and emotional level to make each individual life important and its taking a "crime". I know most people think that such standards...
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 08:29 AM
Replies: 470
Views: 70,749
Posted By WizardElement5
You have a great avatar and being able to survive...

You have a great avatar and being able to survive in the barren wastes of Northern England deserves much credit! :D

(Huggles to all my gnet friends above).
Forum: General 06-25-2006, 07:57 AM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< is in the UK, so ^ is probably right about time...

< is in the UK, so ^ is probably right about time zones.
< is very sorry to hear about ^^^^^^^^'s horrid mugging incident. < sends choholate to help and hopes those s***s get caught.
< has just...
Forum: General 06-22-2006, 05:36 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Resurrected for departure.

Resurrected for departure.
Forum: General 06-22-2006, 04:29 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
^^ is utterly fabulous :) < hopes that ^^ finds...

^^ is utterly fabulous :)
< hopes that ^^ finds work that she needs/wants/enjoys.
< likes ^'s joke about Zen masters, but perhaps the answer should be; "When the light bulb gains sufficient...
Forum: Whining 06-22-2006, 12:21 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 11,856
Posted By WizardElement5
Hi Corey. I've been on holiday the last two...

Hi Corey.
I've been on holiday the last two weeks and know nothing about what's happened here, other than what I've read today. Sanctus/Nicole has certainly been one of the most entertaining members...
Forum: General 06-22-2006, 11:52 AM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 185,772
Posted By WizardElement5
Hi all. This is just a bit of fun. It's called My...

Hi all. This is just a bit of fun. It's called My Pet Dragon

http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g135/wizardelement5/WizardElement5%20Art/?action=view&current=MyPetDragon.jpg
Forum: General 06-22-2006, 11:01 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,699,650
Posted By WizardElement5
Thanks. Wow, that's excellent. You obviously have...

Thanks. Wow, that's excellent. You obviously have great skill and the imagination to match. If you've done more work like that, why not post some in the art thread?
Forum: General 06-22-2006, 10:51 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Pancaked under tyres! *edit* ^^ Dependantly...

Pancaked under tyres! *edit* ^^
Dependantly happy ^
Forum: Introductions 06-22-2006, 10:48 AM
Replies: 8
hi
Views: 2,986
Posted By WizardElement5
Hi 4Ev, welcome to gnet. I assume psych is short...

Hi 4Ev, welcome to gnet. I assume psych is short for psychology, if so, all the research material you could ever desire is right here on this site! :D
Forum: Introductions 06-22-2006, 10:39 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,094
Posted By WizardElement5
Hi and welcome to gnet. Good luck with the...

Hi and welcome to gnet. Good luck with the writing.
Forum: General 06-22-2006, 10:30 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,699,650
Posted By WizardElement5
Hi Castrator. Really fab pics. Your avatar looks...

Hi Castrator. Really fab pics. Your avatar looks so like you, I wonder if it's a self-portrait? I apologize if this has been asked/answered elsewhere, but I've been on holiday for the last two weeks.
Forum: General 06-22-2006, 10:19 AM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< returns after a fortnight's holiday and brings...

< returns after a fortnight's holiday and brings chocolate for ^, ^^, ^^^^^^ and to all other friends on gnet.
^ has scary/unfamiliar new avatar, but < will get used to it.
< once had a chimp throw...
Forum: Introductions 06-22-2006, 08:04 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,921
Posted By WizardElement5
Hi Sanctus. :)

Hi Sanctus. :)
Forum: General 06-22-2006, 07:27 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 8,256
Posted By WizardElement5
Hi MohawkMidgit. I'm with Falken on this topic....

Hi MohawkMidgit. I'm with Falken on this topic. There are parts of my personality that fit in with both the goth and hippie cultures, as well as having many other traits that don't belong to either....
Forum: Spooky News 06-04-2006, 02:26 PM
Replies: 209
Views: 56,512
Posted By WizardElement5
Hello devourer. I agree with you. A site...

Hello devourer.

I agree with you. A site certainly should not be held responsible for the off-line criminal actions of its members, unless it has taken direct action to encourage those activities....
Forum: General 06-03-2006, 05:17 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 463,476
Posted By WizardElement5
bad dancing... which is funny, whereas bad music...

bad dancing... which is funny, whereas bad music is just annoying.

free fall or paragliding
Forum: General 06-03-2006, 05:11 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 367,427
Posted By WizardElement5
marbled sponge cake

marbled sponge cake
Forum: General 06-03-2006, 12:08 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
nonconformist oasis

nonconformist oasis
Forum: General 06-03-2006, 11:13 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Fruity....

Fruity....
Forum: General 06-02-2006, 09:10 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
<'s method of resuscitation is for you to drive...

<'s method of resuscitation is for you to drive to the beach, dive into the surf and let the waves roll you over and over as they push you back up onto the sand. Then lie there beneath the afternoon...
Forum: General 06-02-2006, 08:53 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
It's ok, I've called a plumber.:)

It's ok, I've called a plumber.:)
Forum: General 06-02-2006, 08:49 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 351,121
Posted By WizardElement5
Granted. You pass them by as they sit there in...

Granted. You pass them by as they sit there in the examination room, which you have been refused entry to because you arrived late after staying up all night revising. However, this frees you from...
Forum: General 06-02-2006, 08:31 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Strangely, my mind doesn't always work...

Strangely, my mind doesn't always work...
Forum: General 06-02-2006, 04:52 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< certainly has an interest in photo art <...

< certainly has an interest in photo art
< sends parcel of chocolate to replenish ^'s cache
< checks to see progress of enormous spider crawling across floor, because < is going to lift feet up and...
Forum: General 06-02-2006, 03:58 AM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 351,121
Posted By WizardElement5
Granted. You gain inspiration by personifying...

Granted. You gain inspiration by personifying your psyche onto various inanimate objects and then painting the the weird you-creatures that they become. Unfortunately, your work is so good, your...
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 07:54 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< is going to sleep now. < gives special huggle...

< is going to sleep now.
< gives special huggle to ^ and waves in friendly manner to O
Forum: Whining 05-31-2006, 07:35 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,757
Posted By WizardElement5
Right, following my flippant first post to this...

Right, following my flippant first post to this thread, a second serious reply.

Hello Dark Phoenix. I think your original first post was far too long and involved. Obviously it was concerned with...
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 06:49 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 351,121
Posted By WizardElement5
Granted. But now everyone bursts out laughing at...

Granted. But now everyone bursts out laughing at everything you say, even when you're trying to make a very serious point.

I wish the bunnies didn't eat all the little azaleas I plant.

*edit*...
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 06:41 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Chocolate casino?

Chocolate casino?
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 06:33 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< likes the word bamboozled and is so most of the...

< likes the word bamboozled and is so most of the time. But pretty certain that being bamboozled is the most important rule for this particular game, so ^ is doing well without even trying :)
Waves...
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 06:24 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
Always. < Gives chocolate to ^^ to reassure.

Always. < Gives chocolate to ^^ to reassure.
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 06:13 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
^'s post also makes much more sense if you stand...

^'s post also makes much more sense if you stand on your head... Ouch! I said stand on YOUR head, not my head. (5 gnetters all get off Wizard's head... somewhat reluctantly)
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 06:05 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< Has had plenty of venison as was practically...

< Has had plenty of venison as was practically brought up on the stuff, plus rabbit. < Actually prefers lamb with mint sauce and roast potatoes, overcooked greens and yummy gravy mmmmmmmmm Now < is...
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 05:56 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< doesn't think so as "phonetically" doesn't...

< doesn't think so as "phonetically" doesn't sound anything like "Crom Crauch" (not enough Cs :D)
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 05:51 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Sets off at a dash, but after twenty yards pulls...

Sets off at a dash, but after twenty yards pulls up and light bulb turns on above head. Smiles and gets into car... Lazy!
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 05:35 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 98,861
Posted By WizardElement5
Have you ever been to a comedians' convention?...

Have you ever been to a comedians' convention? Are we talking WW3?
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 05:11 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 98,861
Posted By WizardElement5
If laughter could heal bleeding, would...

If laughter could heal bleeding, would battlefields be merry places?
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 05:05 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
Ha! ^ Just proved that ^ is not a psychic as <...

Ha! ^ Just proved that ^ is not a psychic as < thinks ^ is only moderately silly ;)
Does ^ read her pms?
Forum: Whining 05-31-2006, 04:58 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,757
Posted By WizardElement5
I think I've worked it out. Friends A + B - C...

I think I've worked it out. Friends A + B - C divided by the square root of the argument and then multiplied by the logic of it,(0) = Friend ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ If you could just check...
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 04:40 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 98,861
Posted By WizardElement5
And what if they were ticklish? Would they die...

And what if they were ticklish? Would they die laughing in your arms?
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 04:23 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 351,121
Posted By WizardElement5
But you are already. Oh, I mean granted. But the...

But you are already. Oh, I mean granted. But the sun shines so much that the ground becomes magma... ouch, your feet!

I wish I could type faster.
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 10:51 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
Cheers Xng and huggles to all < ^ >(?) V O

Cheers Xng and huggles to all < ^ >(?) V O
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 10:33 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
Big thanks to ^, ^^, ^^^^^ and ^^^^^^. Will give...

Big thanks to ^, ^^, ^^^^^ and ^^^^^^. Will give MSN details when downloaded, either today or later, whenever finished.
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 10:18 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< is not on broadband, so download time estimate...

< is not on broadband, so download time estimate 1hr 45mins! < might give up before complete and do it another day. < thanks ^^ for crazy modern slang insight :)
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 10:10 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< Is downloading MSN messenger. Is that YIM?...

< Is downloading MSN messenger. Is that YIM? Please excuse <'s ignorance.
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 09:43 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
Wow! ^^ frolicking has saved <'s brain. But alas,...

Wow! ^^ frolicking has saved <'s brain. But alas, has given < heart attack.
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 09:35 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
I changed my mind, (I heard you can get between...

I changed my mind, (I heard you can get between $5 and $10, or even a young chap's soul for one on gnet).
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 09:30 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
Oh no! < now has that pop song, I should be so...

Oh no! < now has that pop song, I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky... by that Aussie gal, frolicing about my mind, destroying brain cells at an exponential rate.
< requires immediate help if...
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 09:18 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< thinks that all those projects and exams that ^...

< thinks that all those projects and exams that ^ and ^^^ are undertaking sound like a real horror story which is very, very scary!
< is soooo glad he does not have to do them. Sorry, < knows that...
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 08:11 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
not Now....

not Now....
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 07:44 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 98,861
Posted By WizardElement5
If you had feathered wings, what colour feathers...

If you had feathered wings, what colour feathers would you have?
I wonder if mine would be an iridescent midnight-blue?
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 07:37 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
A catastrophic death.

A catastrophic death.
Forum: Literature 05-30-2006, 07:28 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 21,360
Posted By WizardElement5
Rushing to Paradise by JG Ballard. A very dark...

Rushing to Paradise by JG Ballard. A very dark read indeed.
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 06:48 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< thinks that ^ should share interesting thoughts...

< thinks that ^ should share interesting thoughts because < knows for certain that O will certainly be interested.
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 06:38 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Pet Cemetery

Pet Cemetery
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 06:30 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 367,427
Posted By WizardElement5
Souls, lightly toasted in the underworld and then...

Souls, lightly toasted in the underworld and then served in a broth of torment. (Fluffy's recipe).
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 06:24 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< is intrigued by ^ 's method of carpet cleaning...

< is intrigued by ^ 's method of carpet cleaning and wonders if could get maid to perform similar at home?:)
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 05:37 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< hasn't had the acquaintance of too many...

< hasn't had the acquaintance of too many ferrets, but wonders if ^ knows how to tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?...
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 05:29 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 98,861
Posted By WizardElement5
I wonder? Could you really know too much? Do you...

I wonder? Could you really know too much? Do you know the answer?
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 05:24 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Fay Wray...

Fay Wray...
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 04:58 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Fluffy, (the evil kitty), aided by her...

Fluffy, (the evil kitty), aided by her half-starved slave, firing pins to puncture them and then laughing as they go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way to the ground. Bad Fluffy!
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 04:20 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Kids floating through the air on a sunny day...

Kids floating through the air on a sunny day...
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 04:06 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 98,861
Posted By WizardElement5
Do I understand myself? Or just one or two of my...

Do I understand myself? Or just one or two of my minor archetypes? :D
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 03:58 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 351,121
Posted By WizardElement5
^^Granted. You sleep for one hundred years and...

^^Granted. You sleep for one hundred years and when you wake up everyone you knew has already died of old age.

^Granted. But they live very mundane, useless lives.

I wish I didn't have so many...
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 03:54 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< likes the sound of ^'s purring, so < rolls ball...

< likes the sound of ^'s purring, so < rolls ball of string across the ocean for ^ to play with.
V should express mood by making a different animal sound.
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 03:28 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
King of the ring.

King of the ring.
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 03:25 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 98,861
Posted By WizardElement5
What about all the matter that's not the matter...

What about all the matter that's not the matter that makes up Jillian? Does that matter matter?
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 05:12 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,699,650
Posted By WizardElement5
Damn hot Cicero! My uncle's yacht is in Hong Kong...

Damn hot Cicero! My uncle's yacht is in Hong Kong at the moment, is that anywhere near you? :D
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 12:38 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< agrees with ^ ^^^'s mind is worth far, far...

< agrees with ^
^^^'s mind is worth far, far more, especially if it comes in the original wrapping.:)
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 12:10 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
The Marriage of Heaven and Hell

The Marriage of Heaven and Hell
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 11:43 AM
Replies: 421
Views: 47,850
Posted By WizardElement5
This is a picture of Killer. Please remember that...

This is a picture of Killer. Please remember that she's an attack-bunny and is kept on a leash for your own protection.:)
...
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 11:07 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Cute little lion cubs asleep on their mummy's...

Cute little lion cubs asleep on their mummy's tummy.
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 11:02 AM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 98,861
Posted By WizardElement5
If I was a merman, could I live in an underwater...

If I was a merman, could I live in an underwater palace made from beautiful shells?
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 10:50 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,699,650
Posted By WizardElement5
Great hair Xng. So the ones of you in the X-Men...

Great hair Xng. So the ones of you in the X-Men leather catsuit costume are to follow, right?:)

Cicero, you are stunningly beautiful. I love the top, it shapes you perfectly. Is it one of your own...
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 10:15 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,415,473
Posted By WizardElement5
Twisted, you are the party animal! I need shades...

Twisted, you are the party animal! I need shades when you're on-line.:)
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 09:45 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,415,473
Posted By WizardElement5
There is simply no excuse for not being fast...

There is simply no excuse for not being fast asleep at that time. Try staying out later on a Saturday night and drinking more. :D
Forum: General 05-27-2006, 10:14 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,637,047
Posted By WizardElement5
Sanctuary.

Sanctuary.
Forum: General 05-27-2006, 09:55 AM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 98,861
Posted By WizardElement5
Doesn't the Yeti sometimes suffer from that...

Doesn't the Yeti sometimes suffer from that condition?
Forum: General 05-26-2006, 04:56 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 98,861
Posted By WizardElement5
Snacks be damned! I want a three course meal from...

Snacks be damned! I want a three course meal from the restaurant. For starters; the garlic mushrooms, or king prawns? (It's ok, I'm buying:))
Forum: General 05-26-2006, 04:19 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 98,861
Posted By WizardElement5
I suggest booking a return ticket, but should one...

I suggest booking a return ticket, but should one insist on first class?
Forum: General 05-26-2006, 04:09 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
Why was the pub called The Fiddle?...

Why was the pub called The Fiddle?...
Forum: General 05-24-2006, 03:40 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,415,473
Posted By WizardElement5
I'm sorry to hear that. Sometimes friends can...

I'm sorry to hear that. Sometimes friends can help share a load, but of course you know what works best for you. For what it's worth, (though I'm sure we are very different sorts of person), I find...
Forum: General 05-24-2006, 03:25 PM
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Posted By WizardElement5
Hi Twisted, long time no see...

Hi Twisted, long time no see...
Forum: General 05-24-2006, 03:22 PM
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Views: 351,121
Posted By WizardElement5
Granted, but the cat plays the piano so badly,...

Granted, but the cat plays the piano so badly, you have to spend lots of money giving it music lessons. (However, the cat is a great chef and fixes you some really tasty meals, so you don't mind too...
Forum: General 05-24-2006, 03:11 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 351,505
Posted By WizardElement5
< does take out the rubbish, but only if < gets...

< does take out the rubbish, but only if < gets up early enough, (before 10am).
Suggests ^ removes D key and cleans there, then replaces D key. < hopes this helps ^.
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