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Forum: General 01-30-2006, 08:44 PM
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Posted By joyslayer
Ooh, very cute!

Ooh, very cute!
Forum: Whining 01-30-2006, 08:38 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
I've been tested, I am luckily, free of those...

I've been tested, I am luckily, free of those types of toxins. Thank you for mentioning this, I am going to look into this right now.
Forum: General 01-30-2006, 08:35 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Or did I mean with a credit card? Will the...

Or did I mean with a credit card?

Will the world ever know?
Forum: Whining 01-30-2006, 08:34 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
I honestly, never have. Boy, I feel left out. Do...

I honestly, never have. Boy, I feel left out. Do you know if it also tests for STD's?
Forum: General 01-30-2006, 08:31 PM
Replies: 22,630
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Posted By joyslayer
Oh, I'm sorry,slipped my mind I supposed. I...

Oh, I'm sorry,slipped my mind I supposed. I apoligize.
Forum: Whining 01-30-2006, 08:30 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
Heh, sorry if I seemed a bit of a "grumpy gills",...

Heh, sorry if I seemed a bit of a "grumpy gills", I've been under investigations, tests, medications, this and that all day. I am actually interesting in this, r.ape kit you mentioned, do you happen...
Forum: Whining 01-30-2006, 08:24 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
Well, they do, to an extent. But when I was taken...

Well, they do, to an extent. But when I was taken to the hospital, my friends and such were actually there within minutes, and they took over for me. Some of them(attackers) have been caught and are...
Forum: General 01-30-2006, 08:22 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Do you charge?

Do you charge?
Forum: Whining 01-30-2006, 08:15 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
I have reported them before, but I am not quite...

I have reported them before, but I am not quite sure what happend with that.

Treated me badly.... Yeah. They have. I know I do owe them, but the entire indecency of adopting me, and not really...
Forum: General 01-30-2006, 08:11 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
*takes a deep breath* Wow, I was gone for like, I...

*takes a deep breath* Wow, I was gone for like, I don't even know, but, *drools, heart stops* I am going to keel over due to a orgasmiliscious overload.
Forum: General 01-30-2006, 08:00 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
I have a tube shoved down my throat..... I hate...

I have a tube shoved down my throat..... I hate hospitals.
Forum: Whining 01-30-2006, 07:53 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
Note: Evil self pity rant. Friday, I got...

Note: Evil self pity rant.

Friday, I got attacked again. This time though, there was no such thing as pity, or mercy for that matter. I never even did anything to them before, ever. But then here...
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 08:18 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
I was merely making a comment, I do apoligize...

I was merely making a comment, I do apoligize though.
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 08:05 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 23,098
Posted By joyslayer
Is it spelt "purdy* or "perdy"?

Is it spelt "purdy* or "perdy"?
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 08:03 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
*cocks head* I don't get this, like, porn and...

*cocks head* I don't get this, like, porn and actually cheating on someone are two very different things, but why do people assosiate them together?
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 08:01 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
Ever had a tack indentation?

Ever had a tack indentation?
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 07:59 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
*turns green at Santarea ;) * See, you don't...

*turns green at Santarea ;) *

See, you don't have the problem with blowing away in the wind.
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 07:58 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
So does a tile scratch.

So does a tile scratch.
Forum: Music 01-24-2006, 07:57 PM
Replies: 758
Views: 99,227
Posted By joyslayer
I love that song!

I love that song!
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 07:56 PM
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Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
How big are they?

How big are they?
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 07:31 PM
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Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
What else can you suck? ;)

What else can you suck? ;)
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 07:29 PM
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Views: 239,721
Posted By joyslayer
Can I have ketchup with that? Lavender...

Can I have ketchup with that?

Lavender scented oil, or mint flavored oil?
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 07:22 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 23,098
Posted By joyslayer
I think we're voting now. Will you vote...

I think we're voting now.

Will you vote for Manimal?

Or will you vote for Manimal? ;)
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 07:18 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Can you read toes?

Can you read toes?
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 07:17 PM
Replies: 4,620
Views: 239,721
Posted By joyslayer
Sadist for me. Guitar, vocals, or drums?

Sadist for me.

Guitar, vocals, or drums?
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 07:13 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Yawning........

Yawning........
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 07:13 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
I bet you could! But it all depends on the...

I bet you could!

But it all depends on the guy, because I have seen guys who like the look of "My breasts are weighing me down" and others who fancy the "Where is my chest?" sporty look. I dunno,...
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 07:05 PM
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Posted By joyslayer
Shot Gun.......

Shot Gun.......
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 07:04 PM
Replies: 4,620
Views: 239,721
Posted By joyslayer
In the Chest, generally kills over time. ...

In the Chest, generally kills over time.

Attacked by loved ones, or attacked by strangers? (We are talking a pyhsical attack here)
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 07:00 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
That is pretty kick ass. See, I have a great...

That is pretty kick ass. See, I have a great interest in actually becoming a Psychiatrist, amoung other things, but this one always appealed to me. I am taking an extra psychiatric course at a nearby...
Forum: Fashion 01-24-2006, 06:52 PM
Replies: 471
Views: 42,204
Posted By joyslayer
Heh, yeah, I see your point. Hehehe, paperclip.

Heh, yeah, I see your point. Hehehe, paperclip.
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 06:48 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
Ooh, what do you do in the E.R? Occupation wise.

Ooh, what do you do in the E.R? Occupation wise.
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 06:46 PM
Replies: 19,401
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Posted By joyslayer
Gas Chambers

Gas Chambers
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 06:44 PM
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Posted By joyslayer
That's a cute cartoon. =^.^=

That's a cute cartoon. =^.^=
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 06:40 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 23,098
Posted By joyslayer
We're voting?

We're voting?
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 06:37 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
Ooh, torso, nice! Well, if we are posting...

Ooh, torso, nice!

Well, if we are posting bodyparts, why not start from bottom to top? Like, at the feet, then legs, skipping some parts on our way up, to uphold the no nudity/porn shots. That...
Forum: Whining 01-24-2006, 06:31 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
Well, you get a 100% in trying. I was just...

Well, you get a 100% in trying. I was just letting off some steam, sorry if that came out like I was drunk and high. But I feel better now.

It actually is about my boyfriend killing himself, the...
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 06:23 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
Speaking of number of posts, I have no flipping...

Speaking of number of posts, I have no flipping clue how I got so many. It baffles me, honest to god, it just kind of, happen. Like, POW!
Forum: General 01-24-2006, 06:19 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Thats what I want! I am like, 5'5" even, 106...

Thats what I want! I am like, 5'5" even, 106 pounds, very curvy, a size 1-3, depending on where and which brand. I am small.

Santarea, you are as sexy as hell!
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 08:10 PM
Replies: 24,061
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Posted By joyslayer
I am watching a show on ostriches.

I am watching a show on ostriches.
Forum: Whining 01-23-2006, 08:02 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
Why is it that every good thing that happens to...

Why is it that every good thing that happens to me, some how gets killed, or skrewed up in some tweaked way? I've got this like, inpenetrable fer of loosing the people and things that are near and...
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 07:09 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
Why thank you my ever-so-succulent beauties. ;)

Why thank you my ever-so-succulent beauties. ;)
Forum: Fashion 01-23-2006, 06:57 PM
Replies: 870
Views: 88,740
Posted By joyslayer
Yeah, wearing tighter jeans in emo, so it wearing...

Yeah, wearing tighter jeans in emo, so it wearing tighter shirts, and actually wearing shoes, every %$#@&*^#$$^# thing is emo.
Forum: Music 01-23-2006, 06:54 PM
Replies: 758
Views: 99,227
Posted By joyslayer
But It's Better If You Do~Panic! At The Disco ...

But It's Better If You Do~Panic! At The Disco

Now I'm of consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret.
Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask my name
As she sheds her skin...
Forum: Fashion 01-23-2006, 05:07 PM
Replies: 471
Views: 42,204
Posted By joyslayer
My friend had his done with a gun, it actually...

My friend had his done with a gun, it actually turned out quite well. It dind't get infected once, and was pretty quick and painless.
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 05:05 PM
Replies: 22,630
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Posted By joyslayer
Ooh, cute as usual 'dian!

Ooh, cute as usual 'dian!
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 05:04 PM
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Posted By joyslayer
Did you see the other stuff too??

Did you see the other stuff too??
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 05:03 PM
Replies: 4,620
Views: 239,721
Posted By joyslayer
Slurping the Ramen, I can pass up the oatmeal. ...

Slurping the Ramen, I can pass up the oatmeal.

Being forced to listen to really bad music or having to be someone's "personal" slave for 48 hours. That someone is not attractive and quite...
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 04:18 PM
Replies: 22,630
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Posted By joyslayer
Teehee, I wouldn't mind comparing though. ;)

Teehee, I wouldn't mind comparing though. ;)
Forum: Whining 01-23-2006, 04:16 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
I could havae died yesturday to avoid it!

I could havae died yesturday to avoid it!
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 04:14 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Am I? Or did you just misinterpret?

Am I?

Or did you just misinterpret?
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 04:12 PM
Replies: 22,630
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Posted By joyslayer
I geuss so, When did that happen?

I geuss so, When did that happen?
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 04:11 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Warm water............

Warm water............
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 04:10 PM
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Posted By joyslayer
Or on the size of the pointy needle thingys....?

Or on the size of the pointy needle thingys....?
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 04:09 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Sleeping.......

Sleeping.......
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 04:07 PM
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Posted By joyslayer
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c101/joyslayer/D...

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c101/joyslayer/DSCF1360.jpg

Well, this is me in my not-so-slutty Baratnatium recital clothes, A tradional indian dance. I look pretty bummed out, I wonder why?...
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 04:02 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Is that the real question you should be asking? ...

Is that the real question you should be asking?

Or is, "How many pine tree spikes can you fit up your nose in 45 seconds?" the question we should be asking?
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 04:00 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Cheese and Hello Kitty......

Cheese and Hello Kitty......
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 03:58 PM
Replies: 24,061
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Posted By joyslayer
Flying, I really just kind of stick up to jet...

Flying, I really just kind of stick up to jet lag. It is very sucky, but after a day or so, you should adjust pretty well. Ear plugs help with the ear popping, as well as yawning. Drinking something...
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 03:53 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Confusing...........

Confusing...........
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 03:52 PM
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Posted By joyslayer
*nods* I wouldn't like that, I need to know some...

*nods* I wouldn't like that, I need to know some things about a partner before even thinking about doing anything of that nature with them.
Forum: Fashion 01-23-2006, 03:41 PM
Replies: 870
Views: 88,740
Posted By joyslayer
*nods* And who wouldn't direct a compliment at...

*nods* And who wouldn't direct a compliment at you?
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 03:40 PM
Replies: 4,620
Views: 239,721
Posted By joyslayer
Someone preaching, that way I can punch the...

Someone preaching, that way I can punch the lights out of them.

Being tossed into a pool of hungry sharks you bleeding slightly, or being tossed into a pool with underfed alligators?
Forum: Fashion 01-23-2006, 03:39 PM
Replies: 471
Views: 42,204
Posted By joyslayer
Muahahaha, and what a lovely story it was!

Muahahaha, and what a lovely story it was!
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 03:30 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
Ooh, very cute!

Ooh, very cute!
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 03:27 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 23,098
Posted By joyslayer
Yeah, I get called cute alot. >.<

Yeah, I get called cute alot. >.<
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 03:26 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
Hehehe, thats a pretty cool idea! I always send...

Hehehe, thats a pretty cool idea! I always send some random forwards about nothing to the nitwits who send me junk emails. But I like your idea better.
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 08:50 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Ahh, being shy is cute I think.

Ahh, being shy is cute I think.
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 08:49 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Was it me? Or was it manimal trying to get...

Was it me?

Or was it manimal trying to get someone to take their clothes off? ;)
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 08:38 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
You should know, come on, its soo obvious! ...

You should know, come on, its soo obvious!

Radiator!
Forum: Whining 01-22-2006, 08:36 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
My motto: Eat some chocolate and hope you forget...

My motto: Eat some chocolate and hope you forget about it.
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 08:35 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
*shakes head* Not gonna say it. Lotion

*shakes head* Not gonna say it.

Lotion
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 08:33 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Well, you don't just need a "boyfriend". If you...

Well, you don't just need a "boyfriend". If you are not straight, maybe a girlfriend would do the trick.
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 08:31 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 23,098
Posted By joyslayer
I was actually going over why I picked this one,...

I was actually going over why I picked this one, and I have come up with a few reasons.

1.) I am a pesimist by nature.
2.) I like to make things extremely difficult, for no reason.
3.) I make...
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 08:25 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
Hell yeah! I have one of the movies!

Hell yeah! I have one of the movies!
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 08:25 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
*giggles* I'm not even gonna say it.

*giggles*

I'm not even gonna say it.
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 08:23 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
Sharks with six packs.

Sharks with six packs.
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 08:21 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Is it because your just horny all the time? ;) ...

Is it because your just horny all the time? ;)

Or maybe we are all just irrestisible?

Who here is cold?
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 08:19 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
A Straw!!!!!!

A Straw!!!!!!
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 08:18 PM
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Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Damn Xng, wow!

Damn Xng, wow!
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 08:16 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
Well, I already posted a pic of my legs, so...

Well, I already posted a pic of my legs, so either look for it all you hotties, or I could quote it, or somthing.

Juila~ one word, *drools*
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 06:49 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Don't you already have one?

Don't you already have one?
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 06:47 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
I think we should initiate a leg posting frenzy,...

I think we should initiate a leg posting frenzy, just for the hell of it, I mean, we'd get in trouble if we posted butts, arms are okay, but legs are fun!
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 05:46 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Would it be my legs? I think my legs are...

Would it be my legs?

I think my legs are happy with you, is that purring I here from them?

Are you considered forward, or just sexy? ;)
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 05:39 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
I hate it with a buring fiery passion too! I...

I hate it with a buring fiery passion too! I swear to the floor, if I listen to one song, I like, have a spaz and break the speakers, honest to god. I feel like attacking something!
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 05:34 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
*chuckle* Well then, what is your favorite...

*chuckle*

Well then, what is your favorite body part on me? ;)

What would happen if they got upset?

Was I scared of what your answer would be?
Forum: Fashion 01-22-2006, 05:32 PM
Replies: 870
Views: 88,740
Posted By joyslayer
I have had practice. :D

I have had practice. :D
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 05:29 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
What is wrong with having a favorite? Or is...

What is wrong with having a favorite?

Or is that being mean?

What is your favorite body part?

Should I even ask you that?
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 05:27 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Ah, it meaning abstinence in this case, I would...

Ah, it meaning abstinence in this case, I would die, being myself. Alough some of my friends take that route, many would rather not. Its quite a topic though, because mainly, it relies on the...
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 05:21 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Why not talk about them?

Why not talk about them?
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 05:20 PM
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Posted By joyslayer
Teehee, I can bump you up to number one my...

Teehee, I can bump you up to number one my waiting list, you hottie you! ;)
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 05:09 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
You can pretty much get away with anything if...

You can pretty much get away with anything if your cute, or you might need to be punished..... ;)
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 05:07 PM
Replies: 24,061
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Posted By joyslayer
Yes, indeed.

Yes, indeed.
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 05:03 PM
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Posted By joyslayer
Wow, that is pretty amazing! 15, jeebis, for a...

Wow, that is pretty amazing! 15, jeebis, for a small doggie like that, wow!
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 04:58 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Herman......

Herman......
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 04:52 PM
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Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Should we talk about feet?

Should we talk about feet?
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 04:50 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
My thoughts: Poor dog! I mean, I am an animal...

My thoughts: Poor dog! I mean, I am an animal lover, vegetarian, animals rights protestor, but I think just putting the poor thing out of it's misery is the best possible action.
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 04:47 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Here's a question, What are your views on...

Here's a question, What are your views on celibacy?
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 04:45 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
I love magical trever, the first one is the best...

I love magical trever, the first one is the best though!
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 03:45 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 18,652
Posted By joyslayer
Umm, might I ask why?

Umm, might I ask why?
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 03:41 PM
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Posted By joyslayer
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor+3...

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor+3/
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 02:53 PM
Replies: 4,620
Views: 239,721
Posted By joyslayer
:D Luv you too hun, Passion. Diet coke,...

:D Luv you too hun,

Passion.

Diet coke, or regular coke? (Coca~Cola)
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 02:51 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 18,652
Posted By joyslayer
Evil is having no food in the house!

Evil is having no food in the house!
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 02:49 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
Or make them shoot themselves......

Or make them shoot themselves......
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 02:10 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
Oh, they should be slapped!

Oh, they should be slapped!
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 02:03 PM
Replies: 4,620
Views: 239,721
Posted By joyslayer
Having a sadistic doctor spreading your urethra...

Having a sadistic doctor spreading your urethra to insert q-tips, I like my eyelids.

Not being able to drink ever, or not being able to have sex ever?
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 01:58 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
I'll bet I could make an educated geuss on that...

I'll bet I could make an educated geuss on that one Ben......
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 01:57 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
Umm, is someone gonna hug tenet, or should I? ;)

Umm, is someone gonna hug tenet, or should I? ;)
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 01:42 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Interior Squirrel, now thats something you don't...

Interior Squirrel, now thats something you don't hear every day.
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 01:38 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
This reminds me of a "pea shooter"...

This reminds me of a "pea shooter" trick.
Forum: Fashion 01-21-2006, 06:42 PM
Replies: 870
Views: 88,740
Posted By joyslayer
My school seems to have a problem with me. I am...

My school seems to have a problem with me. I am the only semi-gothic person there in the entire hell hole, and it sucks. They have like, a whole list of clothes that I can not wear! It's really...
Forum: General 01-21-2006, 06:26 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
I don't smoke though, it's all, ewww. ...

I don't smoke though, it's all, ewww.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/science/

A good spot 'o randomness for all my chaps!
Forum: General 01-21-2006, 06:23 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Can you give me one? What the hell is it?

Can you give me one?

What the hell is it?
Forum: General 01-21-2006, 06:21 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
Thats not how I end a day..................

Thats not how I end a day..................
Forum: Music 01-21-2006, 05:59 PM
Replies: 758
Views: 99,227
Posted By joyslayer
Franz Ferdinand~The Fallen Some say you're...

Franz Ferdinand~The Fallen

Some say you're trouble, boy
Just because you like to destroy
All the things that bring the idiots joy
Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?

And the Kunst...
Forum: General 01-21-2006, 05:53 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Did the weird meter for this conversation just...

Did the weird meter for this conversation just bounce up a bit more?

What exactly is an "enema"?
Forum: General 01-21-2006, 04:09 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 18,652
Posted By joyslayer
Barbara Streisand I think is who she is talking...

Barbara Streisand I think is who she is talking about. Not sure though.
Forum: General 01-21-2006, 04:08 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
My Goldfish

My Goldfish
Forum: General 01-21-2006, 01:26 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Why am I always the first?

Why am I always the first?
Forum: General 01-21-2006, 01:25 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Granite........

Granite........
Forum: General 01-21-2006, 12:39 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Me in the morning

Me in the morning
Forum: Commentary 01-20-2006, 06:39 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 10,555
Posted By joyslayer
I ate pizza today, I just sat there looking at it...

I ate pizza today, I just sat there looking at it for a while before shrugging and continuing to devour half a pizza.
Forum: General 01-20-2006, 06:30 PM
Replies: 4,620
Views: 239,721
Posted By joyslayer
Mr. Snuffaluffagus all the way! Being loud...

Mr. Snuffaluffagus all the way!

Being loud and annoying, or shy and withdrawn?
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 08:08 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Heh, life, a cruel mistress. Oi, I sound like...

Heh, life, a cruel mistress. Oi, I sound like some old book.
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 08:02 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
Oh boy, she's bringin' out the table talk!

Oh boy, she's bringin' out the table talk!
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 07:55 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Whoah!!!!!!

Whoah!!!!!!
Forum: Fashion 01-19-2006, 07:54 PM
Replies: 870
Views: 88,740
Posted By joyslayer
I tried it, simply, because I was brain dead at...

I tried it, simply, because I was brain dead at the time. Baaaaad thing to do when you can't tell a duck from a worm.
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 07:52 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
*grins* I'm sure you and your clever self can...

*grins* I'm sure you and your clever self can find a way to do that.
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 07:51 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
*jaw drops to the floor* Thats hilarious, quite...

*jaw drops to the floor* Thats hilarious, quite literally..... *mumbles* Damn dirty bible sucker. ;)
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 07:48 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
It's okay, I just sort of find it ironic how now...

It's okay, I just sort of find it ironic how now people care about my age, but when I was getting r*ped they didn't then.
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 07:45 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
Crappy? Hardly, I'd like that to "go"...

Crappy? Hardly, I'd like that to "go" please...... ;)
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 07:42 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
You know, that seems to happen alot to you,...

You know, that seems to happen alot to you, Santarea. I wonder why? ;) :D
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 06:43 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Cheese Whiz

Cheese Whiz
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 06:42 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 23,098
Posted By joyslayer
Hehe, nicely put.

Hehe, nicely put.
Forum: Fashion 01-19-2006, 06:41 PM
Replies: 870
Views: 88,740
Posted By joyslayer
Nope, the hard way kinda sucks dead aligator...

Nope, the hard way kinda sucks dead aligator testacles. BUt what are you gonna do, no one writes out the lessons, learn from your mistakes I say, and don't eat pickles with a chocolate milkshake, not...
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 06:39 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
Err, *glares at carpeting* Damn little buggers,...

Err, *glares at carpeting* Damn little buggers, out to get me!
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 06:38 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
No one is gonna smack you, no one looks out for...

No one is gonna smack you, no one looks out for me except my lovlies. I don't get it though, that if neither of you knew my age, then it would be okay.
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 06:32 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 23,098
Posted By joyslayer
Better than "my pet" or, "chirper" (don't even...

Better than "my pet" or, "chirper" (don't even ask on that one), or my least favorite "Cute little fuck". Sadly, the list goes on.
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 06:29 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Heh, I get that alot. But given my circumstances,...

Heh, I get that alot. But given my circumstances, does it truly matter my age?
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 06:27 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c101/joyslayer/L...

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c101/joyslayer/LaLoLe.jpg

While we are posting pic's of eyes......
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 06:20 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
Ooh, thats one sexy eye!

Ooh, thats one sexy eye!
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 06:18 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 18,652
Posted By joyslayer
Evil is having medication that you don't want...

Evil is having medication that you don't want shoved down your throat in the dead of the night.
Forum: Fashion 01-19-2006, 06:15 PM
Replies: 870
Views: 88,740
Posted By joyslayer
And other times, if you run them over with a lawn...

And other times, if you run them over with a lawn mower, they go away too!
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 06:09 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Green Day album

Green Day album
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 06:07 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 23,098
Posted By joyslayer
Yes. we do, because most of those stay in the...

Yes. we do, because most of those stay in the bedroom, but not with me. Oh no.....
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 06:06 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
My secret obsession that no one knows about........

My secret obsession that no one knows about..... *looks at feet* Collecting marbles. How gothy of me. :D
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 06:05 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
Si Si, but sometimes a little friction never...

Si Si, but sometimes a little friction never hurt. ;)
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 06:04 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 23,098
Posted By joyslayer
If I used any of my nicknames, people would die...

If I used any of my nicknames, people would die laughing.
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:58 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
Yeah, reality, it's hot, but in porn, it kind of...

Yeah, reality, it's hot, but in porn, it kind of defeits the purpose.
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:55 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Yes ma'am! Might I inquire as to why you...

Yes ma'am!

Might I inquire as to why you have asked such a peculiar question?
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:52 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
Nah, more like "Take me, I'm yours!"

Nah, more like "Take me, I'm yours!"
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:50 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Hmm, Is being a gaywad contagious? This...

Hmm, Is being a gaywad contagious?


This question is NOT directed at anyone on g.net, more so one of my gaywaded friends, please do not take offense, this insult is not meant for you.
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:46 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
Umm, I bid you a farewell too! Mortalitus, you...

Umm, I bid you a farewell too! Mortalitus, you know what teasing does right?
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:42 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
I don't fancy that much either, but you give me a...

I don't fancy that much either, but you give me a thick chocolate shake..... *drools*
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:33 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
*sexy pout* Come one, I posted a leg pic, I think...

*sexy pout* Come one, I posted a leg pic, I think we should have a leg posting bananza! Think about how much fun that would be?
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:30 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
*puckers up* Damn, I love a play on words!

*puckers up* Damn, I love a play on words!
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:28 PM
Replies: 4,620
Views: 239,721
Posted By joyslayer
My eyes being harasses with salt thank you very...

My eyes being harasses with salt thank you very much.

Dying while scuba diving or dying while parachuting?
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:25 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
I like the 24 hour clip thing too, foreplay does...

I like the 24 hour clip thing too, foreplay does not suite me.
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:24 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Smiling is good, but who says you have to smille...

Smiling is good, but who says you have to smille with your mouth?
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:22 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
Teehee, whats not to like? I think mortalitus...

Teehee, whats not to like? I think mortalitus should post a pic of her legs, for my own personal enjoyment...... *hopeful look*
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:18 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
I think it's bad, but I could be wrong.

I think it's bad, but I could be wrong.
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:08 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
My exact thoughts. Who says you need a pick up...

My exact thoughts. Who says you need a pick up line when all you need to do is flash them your legs? xD ;)
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 03:15 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
failing.....

failing.....
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 03:14 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
I wouldn't pay for sex, I'd seduce the person :D

I wouldn't pay for sex, I'd seduce the person :D
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 03:00 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
Wow! I love trigun, and I love you! ;) I like you...

Wow! I love trigun, and I love you! ;) I like you glasses, and the coat. :D As well as the sunglasses.... The list goes on!
Forum: Whining 01-18-2006, 07:58 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
Eep, I feel like a slacker as I mentioned before....

Eep, I feel like a slacker as I mentioned before. I worst my parents did was beat me.
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 07:54 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
I am freshly showered.

I am freshly showered.
Forum: Music 01-18-2006, 07:49 PM
Replies: 758
Views: 99,227
Posted By joyslayer
Eleanor Rigby~The Beatles Ah, look at all...

Eleanor Rigby~The Beatles

Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people

Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at...
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 07:44 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
I still find fault in an adult only thread. I...

I still find fault in an adult only thread. I mean, there are countless underage people here who laugh when you say the word butt. But then there are others, people like Ambi, or me, who can handle,...
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 07:38 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Well, was it hardcore use, or soft use?

Well, was it hardcore use, or soft use?
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 07:37 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Band.............. *knocks self out*

Band.............. *knocks self out*
Forum: Whining 01-18-2006, 07:36 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
Wow, I feel like a slacker compared to you two! I...

Wow, I feel like a slacker compared to you two! I usually "live" With my lovlies, and rarely come home at all. I really feel like a slacker though. If either of you needs to talk, I'm here. PM me or...
Forum: Music 01-18-2006, 07:31 PM
Replies: 758
Views: 99,227
Posted By joyslayer
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide...

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage ~Panic! At the disco


Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time
Come on just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me
Good,...
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 07:27 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Edgar Allen Poe

Edgar Allen Poe
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 06:45 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Is there such a thing as Lemon flavored...

Is there such a thing as Lemon flavored virbrators?
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 06:43 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
Well, maybe you should have looked in some...

Well, maybe you should have looked in some dumpsters.........
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 06:42 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
My english professor

My english professor
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 06:41 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
*giggles like the tired lump I am* You know,...

*giggles like the tired lump I am* You know, coming from a good looking guy like yourself, it gives me the fuzzies inside. :D
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 06:38 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Doggy Style

Doggy Style
Forum: Whining 01-18-2006, 06:37 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
Hmm, it's no problem. Just ignore them, find a...

Hmm, it's no problem. Just ignore them, find a way to drone them out, but don't be all stupid about it either. When it comes to parents, sublety(spelling) is the key.
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 06:35 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
Ah, but we also have to choice to...

Ah, but we also have to choice to critizise(spelling?) the dopey ideas of the others as well... :D
Forum: Music 01-18-2006, 06:33 PM
Replies: 758
Views: 99,227
Posted By joyslayer
I chimed in with a haven't you people ever heard...

I chimed in with a haven't you people ever heard of, Closing the god dman door! No, it's much better to face these kinds of things, with a sense of poison rationality! ~ Panic! At the disco
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 06:31 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
Hehehe, I do, when I'm not at school or somewhere...

Hehehe, I do, when I'm not at school or somewhere where they or shorts are not "proper attire". But at tennis, :D. You is quite a looker yourself, maybe you should post a pic of your legs? *hopeful...
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 06:29 PM
Replies: 4,620
Views: 239,721
Posted By joyslayer
Oof, thats a hard one, umm...... I thik i'd take...

Oof, thats a hard one, umm...... I thik i'd take the altoids one, you never know, it could become my new fetish. :D

Sleeping and eating, or sleeping and drinking?
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 06:26 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
*grins* You know, my cuteness and my legs are...

*grins* You know, my cuteness and my legs are sitting here all in their lonesome... ;)
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 06:17 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
And 59 is too many.

And 59 is too many.
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 06:11 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Well, yes. I think, I really don't know, and...

Well, yes. I think, I really don't know, and don't want to argue with someone who is right. I need sleep.
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 06:08 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
I <3 you guys!

I <3 you guys!
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 05:55 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
There is a problem with that too. I am 16, so...

There is a problem with that too. I am 16, so would I be penalized for posting in the "18 or over" section that might exist in the future? I think that when you strip the problem down to it's undies,...
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 05:49 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
Oof, I couldn't agree with you more Tenet. Who...

Oof, I couldn't agree with you more Tenet. Who the hell thought of that?
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 05:47 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 18,652
Posted By joyslayer
*shakes head* Evil is walking in to class...

*shakes head* Evil is walking in to class realizing that you forgot about finals...... Or eating a chocolate bar only to realize it isn't really chocolate. o_O
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 05:44 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
Aww shucks, You make me purr. :D

Aww shucks, You make me purr. :D
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 05:42 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
At first, I didn't know why I came to my...

At first, I didn't know why I came to my conclusion, But after my Josh died, I just kind of lost faith. What god would ever do that to someone like Josh? I supose this kind of does require a little...
Forum: Whining 01-18-2006, 05:38 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
On the abuse subject, I do believing loving the...

On the abuse subject, I do believing loving the person plays a great deal more that what you think it does. I can tell you this, I've been physically hurt by my love before, but he at the time, was...
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 05:29 PM
Replies: 4,620
Views: 239,721
Posted By joyslayer
Tying an owl on my head until St. Patrick's Day ...

Tying an owl on my head until St. Patrick's Day

Being killed, or being totured til god knows when and living through it all with the scars to prove it?
Forum: Whining 01-18-2006, 03:10 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
"What If's" Are not cool! Act now before it's too...

"What If's" Are not cool! Act now before it's too late!
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 03:06 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Big Socks...............

Big Socks...............
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 03:03 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
Oh yeah, Welcome back tenet!

Oh yeah, Welcome back tenet!
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 03:02 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
It's a wee bit big, but I absolutely LoVe your...

It's a wee bit big, but I absolutely LoVe your dress!
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 03:00 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Well, the banners are not as bad anymore....

Well, the banners are not as bad anymore. Although I never really minded them to begin with.
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 02:55 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
*Moderators Edit* Image removed for...

*Moderators Edit*
Image removed for inappropiate underage content

These little kids rang my doorbell at like, 7 in the morning, and I was sleeping on the couch, and they had saw me walking the...
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 02:51 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Are they the jelly kind?

Are they the jelly kind?
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 02:42 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Ego............

Ego............
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 02:34 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
http://www.virgin.net/music/musicvideos/panicatthe...

http://www.virgin.net/music/musicvideos/panicatthedisco_iwritesinsnottragedies_hi.html

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This is some awsome music, the video is like kick ass. Just though I'd share this...
Forum: General 01-17-2006, 06:53 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
Hun, I've been told I'm going to hell by...

Hun, I've been told I'm going to hell by countless bible-suckers. Honestly, there is no way of truly knowing that a god exists, there is also no way of knowing if a god does not exist. But to be...
Forum: General 01-17-2006, 06:50 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Turkey Gallot

Turkey Gallot
Forum: General 01-17-2006, 06:49 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 18,652
Posted By joyslayer
Evil is a cold shower, a lukewarm cup of tea, and...

Evil is a cold shower, a lukewarm cup of tea, and hot ice cream. Need I say more?
Forum: General 01-17-2006, 06:46 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Boxing.......

Boxing.......
Forum: General 01-17-2006, 05:59 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
Hmm, therapists don't always work. It sometimes...

Hmm, therapists don't always work. It sometimes is a thing that you, and you alone, have to reslove. Those aren't easy, but if you have the willpower, they pay off a great deal.
Forum: General 01-17-2006, 05:50 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
If you're too shy, then I dunno if you're ready....

If you're too shy, then I dunno if you're ready. You know? :D
Forum: General 01-17-2006, 03:45 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Geuss what? Chicken butt.

Geuss what?
Chicken butt.
Forum: General 01-17-2006, 03:45 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Hmm, I could never do that to my men, it would...

Hmm, I could never do that to my men, it would just nag and nag at me until I either killed it, or made it up to them. Damn me sense of loyalty.
Forum: General 01-17-2006, 03:22 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
You know what? The location for Xng reminds me of...

You know what? The location for Xng reminds me of this one song that Homer Simpson was singing.....

I take a whiskey drink,
I take a chocolate drink,
And When I have to pee,
I use the kitchen...
Forum: General 01-17-2006, 03:20 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
100 meter shag, that reminds me of somthing my...

100 meter shag, that reminds me of somthing my professor accidently said.
Forum: Whining 01-17-2006, 03:17 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
Oof Santarea, I feel for you. If need be, I...

Oof Santarea, I feel for you. If need be, I could knock someone out in your honor. :D
Forum: General 01-17-2006, 03:15 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
It's a start I suppose.

It's a start I suppose.
Forum: General 01-16-2006, 07:42 PM
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Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Mulan! I <3 Mulan! awsome movie!

Mulan! I <3 Mulan! awsome movie!
Forum: General 01-16-2006, 04:24 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Eskimos........

Eskimos........
Forum: General 01-16-2006, 04:22 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
I don't know, would fucking off be okay with you?

I don't know, would fucking off be okay with you?
Forum: General 01-16-2006, 04:21 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
Listen, you can't just come in here, ignore the...

Listen, you can't just come in here, ignore the forum rules, harass our members, and expect us to have a sense of humor about it. Fuck off.
Forum: General 01-16-2006, 04:16 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
You just said your a racist, I could deal with...

You just said your a racist, I could deal with that, but who cares? The entire fucking race that you hate cares. That is close minded! What the fuck is your problem?
Forum: General 01-16-2006, 03:21 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
*tackles*:D

*tackles*:D
Forum: General 01-16-2006, 03:19 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
Hehehe, idiots.

Hehehe, idiots.
Forum: General 01-16-2006, 03:17 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Darrier!!! (spelling??)

Darrier!!! (spelling??)
Forum: General 01-16-2006, 03:17 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Please introduce yourself in the Intro thread...

Please introduce yourself in the Intro thread locared in General.

Yes, they are all just jokes.



Who is the new guy?
Forum: General 01-16-2006, 03:08 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
Betty and Veronica comics can do that? Holy...

Betty and Veronica comics can do that? Holy mother of all that is sexy, that is something I have never heard of before!
Forum: Music 01-16-2006, 03:06 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 10,178
Posted By joyslayer
Green day is cool, No Doubt is not.

Green day is cool, No Doubt is not.
Forum: General 01-16-2006, 03:04 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Spainards! (They is alot of fun to watch.... :D )

Spainards! (They is alot of fun to watch.... :D )
Forum: General 01-16-2006, 03:01 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
I have secrets, but if I told you, I'd have to...

I have secrets, but if I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Forum: General 01-16-2006, 03:00 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they...

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
There they are a standing in a row.
Big ones small ones, Some as big as your head.

Damn, I love that song!
Forum: Whining 01-16-2006, 02:55 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
She'll bounce back. Just give her a little time...

She'll bounce back. Just give her a little time to heal on her own.
Forum: General 01-16-2006, 02:51 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
I was for certain she was a girl...... Am I...

I was for certain she was a girl...... Am I mistaken?
Forum: General 01-16-2006, 02:42 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Do you have any clams or oysters?

Do you have any clams or oysters?
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 09:10 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 18,652
Posted By joyslayer
I hate it when I do that.

I hate it when I do that.
Forum: Whining 01-15-2006, 09:03 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
Oi, I would imagine that would be quite annoying....

Oi, I would imagine that would be quite annoying. Kind of like a guy who won't shut up abotu his creepy sexual fantasies.....
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 08:47 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Why would it be bad?

Why would it be bad?
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 08:45 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 23,098
Posted By joyslayer
I like manimal too. It's cute. But I did see this...

I like manimal too. It's cute. But I did see this one I really liked, I just gotsta remember what it was. >_<
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 08:43 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
Has anyone ever noticed that ducks only like you...

Has anyone ever noticed that ducks only like you if you have bread?
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 08:40 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
Ambi ~ Teehee, hot as ever! Even with the new...

Ambi ~ Teehee, hot as ever! Even with the new hair, we all still love ya! Hard not to though.

Ties ~ Perrdy!

PinstripesAndPithHelmets ~ I happen to like it. ;) You gonna be near Chicago...
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 08:33 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
It is animated porn, usually japanese. I am...

It is animated porn, usually japanese. I am ashamed at you! Silly girl! You shall be punished.... *evil pervert grin*
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 08:14 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
Ooh, I really love hentai! What types do you have?

Ooh, I really love hentai! What types do you have?
Forum: Commentary 01-15-2006, 08:14 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 10,555
Posted By joyslayer
I read this one a while ago actually. Caught my...

I read this one a while ago actually. Caught my attention, can't imagine why..... ;) It was quite unexdpected on my part anyway. Very well written.
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 09:55 AM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 61,806
Posted By joyslayer
Well, is biology still working?

Well, is biology still working?
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 09:54 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
I wish my eyebrows were like that. Mines are all,...

I wish my eyebrows were like that. Mines are all, eww and bushy.
Forum: Fashion 01-15-2006, 09:52 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 7,583
Posted By joyslayer
Umm, I didn't quite get what you are asking me....

Umm, I didn't quite get what you are asking me. Do you mind re-wording that?
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 09:50 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
Coconuts=twinkies

Coconuts=twinkies
Forum: Politics 01-15-2006, 09:49 AM
Replies: 345
Views: 31,706
Posted By joyslayer
I see the pattern! Basically, to end all of our...

I see the pattern! Basically, to end all of our problems, we need to burn all of the bibles, and stop production of new ones.
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 09:47 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Papa smurf can I lick your ass?

Papa smurf can I lick your ass?
Forum: General 01-14-2006, 08:02 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Growl Gobble

Growl Gobble
Forum: General 01-14-2006, 07:56 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Gobble Gobble

Gobble Gobble
Forum: General 01-14-2006, 07:55 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
I just realized that I was being a dick earlier...

I just realized that I was being a dick earlier today.
Forum: General 01-14-2006, 07:48 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
Teehee, orgasmiliscios!

Teehee, orgasmiliscios!
Forum: General 01-14-2006, 07:42 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
I prefer not to seek it out, it comes to me. :D

I prefer not to seek it out, it comes to me. :D
Forum: General 01-14-2006, 07:38 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
And now everyone knows why my aunt lives in...

And now everyone knows why my aunt lives in Texas.......
Forum: Whining 01-14-2006, 07:32 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
Wow, I didn't notice that either! I don't read...

Wow, I didn't notice that either! I don't read the poetry one at all. I dunno what they was thinking......
Forum: General 01-14-2006, 07:30 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
We all can be dicks sometimes.

We all can be dicks sometimes.
Forum: General 01-14-2006, 10:46 AM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
I had mentioned that the guys have to be good...

I had mentioned that the guys have to be good looking, or attractive. Although I might have left the attractive part out.
Forum: General 01-14-2006, 10:43 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
Is it just me, or is the thread title spelled...

Is it just me, or is the thread title spelled wrong? Girlfriend has the "i" before the "e".
Forum: Music 01-14-2006, 10:42 AM
Replies: 130
Views: 10,178
Posted By joyslayer
I do like their older stuff alot, but I also like...

I do like their older stuff alot, but I also like their newer stuff.
Forum: Whining 01-14-2006, 10:40 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
I've had one that lasted two years. But sadly,...

I've had one that lasted two years. But sadly, the guy killed himself which kind of cut our time together a little short.
Forum: General 01-14-2006, 10:39 AM
Replies: 204
Views: 23,098
Posted By joyslayer
Eyes are considered a rare delicacy. Oh boy, I...

Eyes are considered a rare delicacy. Oh boy, I think I'm going to be sick.
Forum: Whining 01-14-2006, 10:33 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
Hopefully. But when you are 18, you can leave and...

Hopefully. But when you are 18, you can leave and live where ever you like. But I would suggest college.
Forum: Fashion 01-14-2006, 10:28 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 7,583
Posted By joyslayer
She wuld dump you if you gave her that. No...

She wuld dump you if you gave her that. No offense, stick to clothes, not battle gear.
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 08:52 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 23,098
Posted By joyslayer
TStone always reminded me (the username) of a...

TStone always reminded me (the username) of a really big rock. I don't know why, (maybe its the "Stone" part!) but it just does.
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 08:49 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
racoon meat on a bun

racoon meat on a bun
Forum: Fashion 01-13-2006, 08:44 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 7,583
Posted By joyslayer
Xena goth? Wow. I truly have heard of everything....

Xena goth? Wow. I truly have heard of everything. No offense, the outfit is only lacking a sword. If you want that look, tone it down by like, alot.
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 08:34 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
I just learned stuff about meat I didn't need to....

I just learned stuff about meat I didn't need to. o_O *shivers*
Forum: Music 01-13-2006, 08:32 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 10,178
Posted By joyslayer
IT does. I can't wait to hear the "Bullet In A...

IT does. I can't wait to hear the "Bullet In A Bible". I bet that is going to rustle a few people's feathers.
Forum: Fashion 01-13-2006, 08:27 PM
Replies: 471
Views: 42,204
Posted By joyslayer
:D Yeah.

:D Yeah.
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 08:25 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
I hate that too! I'll be sitting there during...

I hate that too! I'll be sitting there during finals, chewing on it, not paying attentiont to what I am supposed to be doing.
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 08:21 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 23,098
Posted By joyslayer
I usually use jadudesi for everything. But when I...

I usually use jadudesi for everything. But when I signed up with g.net, I decided to branch out a little bit.
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 07:38 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
Blood tastes coppery. I really am not like, fond...

Blood tastes coppery. I really am not like, fond of it, but it does not bug me. Like Circle said, I would have no problem sucking it or licking it off my various cuts or wounds, but tasting it for no...
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 07:21 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Intestines.......

Intestines.......
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 07:19 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
Best of luck with that Tstone.

Best of luck with that Tstone.
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 07:13 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
Yes yes, best aniversary wishes to you!

Yes yes, best aniversary wishes to you!
Forum: Literature 01-13-2006, 06:06 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 9,894
Posted By joyslayer
Yeah, but nowadays, what doesn't cause...

Yeah, but nowadays, what doesn't cause controversey?
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 06:05 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 23,098
Posted By joyslayer
I was hip and happening at 13!!! ;)

I was hip and happening at 13!!! ;)
Forum: Music 01-13-2006, 06:04 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 10,178
Posted By joyslayer
Yeah, I like Death Cab For Cutie. They is pretty...

Yeah, I like Death Cab For Cutie. They is pretty good.
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 05:59 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 1,540,457
Posted By joyslayer
Hehehe, I would sign it any day!

Hehehe, I would sign it any day!
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 05:57 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
Boobies are good. Very good, especially when they...

Boobies are good. Very good, especially when they jiggle when the girl is running.....
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 05:55 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
Da da da dum *sings to pink panther theme*

Da da da dum *sings to pink panther theme*
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 05:53 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
I like to tint the t.v greeen, and insist that I...

I like to tint the t.v greeen, and insist that I like it that way. I saw that in a chain letter, and had to try it, it's hilarious.
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 05:48 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Gay guys are really hot. Honestly, if you have...

Gay guys are really hot. Honestly, if you have ever seen two good looking guys eating each others tongues, It is worth it. *drools*
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 05:36 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
I tend to be overly secretive. I just won't say...

I tend to be overly secretive. I just won't say something for no apearant reason. I don't know why, But I just do.

Also, I am scared to sleep on a plane because I have this complex where on of the...
Forum: Fashion 01-13-2006, 05:34 PM
Replies: 471
Views: 42,204
Posted By joyslayer
I can't keep my hands off him.

I can't keep my hands off him.
Forum: Whining 01-13-2006, 05:28 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
Maybe you should just get her distracted. There...

Maybe you should just get her distracted. There is no way to get rid of the pain, but distracting her would help immensely. Anything to get her out of the house, the mall, a movie, a day out with...
Forum: General 01-12-2006, 08:18 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
It don't matter, we all love you anyways. :D...

It don't matter, we all love you anyways. :D Victoria secret people always make comments on me. They said I should go into modeling 'cause of my "Luscious curves" They said that to me. All I wanted...
Forum: General 01-12-2006, 07:58 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
I think they are, but I'm not sure. I'm never...

I think they are, but I'm not sure. I'm never sure.
Forum: General 01-12-2006, 07:57 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
Hehehe, me too!

Hehehe, me too!
Forum: General 01-12-2006, 07:43 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
As great of an eye candy as that is, it is just...

As great of an eye candy as that is, it is just as equaling disturbing......... *twitches*
Forum: General 01-12-2006, 07:41 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 1,338,244
Posted By joyslayer
Laughs are good. They are very good..... ...

Laughs are good. They are very good.....

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c101/joyslayer/ride.jpg
Forum: Whining 01-12-2006, 07:35 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 437,999
Posted By joyslayer
I don't think this counts as a rant, But I really...

I don't think this counts as a rant, But I really need to get this out.

"Little one, you are a magnificent woman. You have been through more than most people ever dream of being through their...
Forum: General 01-12-2006, 07:23 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 845,746
Posted By joyslayer
My Boyfriends. :D

My Boyfriends. :D
Forum: General 01-12-2006, 07:22 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Well, I am pretty happy with my 36-38 B or small...

Well, I am pretty happy with my 36-38 B or small C ones. They is not too big to the point where I have to constantly and roughly restrain them, but I can get them noticed so fast you wouldn't know...
Forum: General 01-12-2006, 07:19 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
Who says they have to be adults?

Who says they have to be adults?
Forum: General 01-12-2006, 07:16 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 28,317
Posted By joyslayer
I counted 6 or 7. :D I find that porn is...

I counted 6 or 7. :D

I find that porn is alright. I mean, yeah, I've caught myself looking at it many atimes. I really don't mind if my men decide to look at it, but they better not be loosing...
Forum: General 01-12-2006, 03:51 PM
Replies: 710
Views: 54,105
Posted By joyslayer
Wow EPS, I share a similar experience. *hugs* ...

Wow EPS, I share a similar experience. *hugs*

I was like, 12 at the time, when I was walking to the starbucks, and these guys pulled me into their car, bound a gagged me, as well as gave me these...
Forum: General 01-12-2006, 03:37 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Wells, what is your definition of "small...

Wells, what is your definition of "small boobies"?
Forum: General 01-11-2006, 08:27 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 242,680
Posted By joyslayer
Who says you get the be the one doing the...

Who says you get the be the one doing the handcuffing? *pulls out metal studded whip*
Forum: Literature 01-11-2006, 08:26 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 9,894
Posted By joyslayer
OH yeah, I'm sorry. I geuss I forgot how the read...

OH yeah, I'm sorry. I geuss I forgot how the read when I was going over that.
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