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Forum: Whining 07-28-2014, 07:37 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Just found this post. My deepest condolences to...

Just found this post. My deepest condolences to you and yours lovie.
Forum: General 07-28-2014, 07:35 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
I be well bro. Ape Let's see.. Hmm.. .I've...

I be well bro.

Ape
Let's see.. Hmm.. .I've fossicked for gems in Emerald, and found sapphires in Ruby, was told of a beautiful love story at Paranella Park, fished with a beautiful soul, who was...
Forum: General 06-02-2014, 02:08 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
been up to atherton, done a lot of bush camping...

been up to atherton, done a lot of bush camping and stuff. Take care of yourselves.
Forum: General 02-17-2014, 08:51 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
catch ya round folks. I'm off. Going around the...

catch ya round folks. I'm off. Going around the block in a month or three. wish you all the best for your future adventures.

Fruity
Forum: Whining 02-10-2014, 03:22 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Thank you Acharis. I must admit that I'd never...

Thank you Acharis. I must admit that I'd never noticed that chickens were partial to scars :p


Okay, I'll work on being all presidential... hmmm.. I'll have to be charming and charismatic......
Forum: Whining 02-02-2014, 09:57 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
You have such a way with words beautiful... can...

You have such a way with words beautiful... can you be my speech writer?

had the awesomeness of watching a 'dubious' spot appear on my face. It was quite fascinating, how it turned from what...
Forum: General 02-02-2014, 09:45 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Plain, or double chocolate or one of the other...

Plain, or double chocolate or one of the other billion flavours.

Now you are going to have to do a tim tam slam!
Forum: General 01-26-2014, 04:27 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
CO2 isn't 'pollution' as such. Global warming is...

CO2 isn't 'pollution' as such. Global warming is caused by the increase of co2 in the atmosphere. It's the ppm (parts per million) that indicates global warming. From memory when we get to about...
Forum: General 01-26-2014, 04:16 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
I feel a little weird... well weirder than...

I feel a little weird... well weirder than normal, like I have a cold.. it's summer, colds should be banned from happening in summer.
Forum: Whining 01-26-2014, 04:13 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Ape Super squishy hugs darling. What happened to...

Ape Super squishy hugs darling. What happened to your kitty?

BB I think its so much better to examine the issue of kids before you have them. After all, it's not as though they come with a...
Forum: General 01-20-2014, 01:40 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Ugh, I hate Laundromats. I'm giving up my front...

Ugh, I hate Laundromats. I'm giving up my front loader, for a small twin tub and will wash every day, but then my house is shrinking down to about 20ft long, and I'm really happy such a dramatic...
Forum: Whining 01-20-2014, 01:33 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
I suppose because it's the easy assumption to...

I suppose because it's the easy assumption to make... I love babybat, but when I told everyone he was to be an only child, they made all sorts of noise, even complete strangers were like "Oh how can...
Forum: General 01-17-2014, 01:46 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Over it......bollocks.

Over it......bollocks.
Forum: General 01-17-2014, 01:44 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
I love the idea of snow...live on the wrong...

I love the idea of snow...live on the wrong continent to get this sort of thing...however I did get to. Charlotte's pass the other month, and saw Kosciusko and wee bit of snow
Wicking garden beds...
Forum: General 01-08-2014, 07:43 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
I met a super cute guy today. His name was...

I met a super cute guy today. His name was chuck. He was totally into me.

He immediately rolled over for a belly scratch, then jumped into my car, and it was hard to get him out.
Forum: Whining 01-08-2014, 07:41 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
MoC - it wasn't until I was well into my 4th...

MoC - it wasn't until I was well into my 4th decade that I was comfortable that I didn't fit in, and that I just started to be me, and screw everyone else, because if they couldn't cope with me, then...
Forum: General 01-08-2014, 07:30 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Beautiful Ape: I love project gutenburg. It's...

Beautiful Ape: I love project gutenburg. It's awesome that you can download for free some of the older books.

Hope you all in the US are keeping warm.
Forum: General 01-01-2014, 02:30 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
For 2 months I've been Mr Bat's legs. Looks like...

For 2 months I've been Mr Bat's legs. Looks like I'll be doing the running around for him for another month or three. It's not a rant, or a whinge, just a statement.

Moving onwards and upwards.
Forum: General 01-01-2014, 02:20 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
*waves* Hello *kisses everyone on the cheek* ...

*waves* Hello *kisses everyone on the cheek* Happy new year!!!

So sorry I'm late. Oh boy, have I had an interesting few weeks. Managed to get myself a dose of bad sunburn whilst down the...
Forum: General 12-15-2013, 03:14 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Well That's okay for some of us... but for me,...

Well That's okay for some of us... but for me, I'll be on the kitty litter duty.
Forum: Whining 12-15-2013, 03:13 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Unfortunately you can chose your friends, but you...

Unfortunately you can chose your friends, but you can't pick your relatives.
You can't change the way your grandparents behave, however, you can change your perspective on things.

Hell, I...
Forum: General 12-15-2013, 02:59 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
*wriggles over a little bit* There you go...

*wriggles over a little bit* There you go Acharis, you've got a bit more space.

Ape: She sounds adorable.
Forum: Whining 12-13-2013, 04:04 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Just learnt that a girl I went to primary school...

Just learnt that a girl I went to primary school with has such wonderfully warm memories of a teacher that used to abuse me.

Fuck that for a joke.
Forum: General 12-12-2013, 02:30 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
We are the definition of awesome. 13 days...

We are the definition of awesome.

13 days til Christmas. Friday the 13th tomorrow. What a treat to be surrounded with a lucky number.

So do you think that if you think positively about your...
Forum: Whining 12-12-2013, 02:23 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Just because someone is related to you, doesn't...

Just because someone is related to you, doesn't necessary mean that they will automatically understand how you are feeling or how a certain event has impacted on you.

It sucks. Totally and...
Forum: General 12-12-2013, 02:18 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
TR *jealous* you have a fez.. WMMD......

TR *jealous* you have a fez..

WMMD... fuckin' something.
Forum: General 12-11-2013, 03:59 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
*sighs* Oh that joke was terrible :-D

*sighs* Oh that joke was terrible :-D
Forum: General 12-11-2013, 03:42 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
fuzzy shirts... I don't need one.. I've got a...

fuzzy shirts... I don't need one.. I've got a furry chest (fruitbat remember?)
Forum: General 12-08-2013, 03:52 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Please clean up the span.... It's making my...

Please clean up the span.... It's making my irrelevant posts even more irrelevant.
Forum: Whining 12-08-2013, 03:45 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
LVG The issue is with your Grand Parents. If...

LVG The issue is with your Grand Parents. If you ever have an issue as with the TV, just walk out of the room. No use in being polite if it's going to damage you.

sorry to hear you have PTSD...
Forum: General 12-08-2013, 03:40 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Oh sweetie, if you keep thinking people suck then...

Oh sweetie, if you keep thinking people suck then that's all they will do. Try and be positive like:

Yes, there are dickheads in this world... or even more positive - maybe they are having a bad...
Forum: General 12-08-2013, 03:36 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Archaris - just jump in there, and have the tea...

Archaris - just jump in there, and have the tea and the biscuits. You know life is for living, not for sitting on the sidelines.


Thanks for the tea BB. Wow Alaska to Texas, now that would be a...
Forum: General 12-05-2013, 04:05 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Okay Acharis, I just stopped by the herb garden...

Okay Acharis, I just stopped by the herb garden and picked some fresh mint. We shall have mint tea, oh and some lemongrass and here is your jasmine tea...

While we sit and drink our tea, let me...
Forum: General 12-05-2013, 03:51 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
How can I judge you? I rather quite like the...

How can I judge you? I rather quite like the idea of a snuggie.. but instead I wear mongrel socks, self made skirts, leggings and three tees in winter, because I can't sit still long enough for a...
Forum: Whining 12-05-2013, 03:48 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Hey I'm already there *wink*. I just wanted to...

Hey I'm already there *wink*. I just wanted to 'pretend' I was in a bad mood with you... It actually got me out of my whingy pity party that I seem to find these days.

Sooo wanted to do a...
Forum: General 12-04-2013, 04:21 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
You go TR... go kick some butt! Awesome. This...

You go TR... go kick some butt! Awesome. This made my day. Love seeing people reaching out there and grabbing life by the balls and saying "I want this, I'm going to get this."

So cool :-D
Forum: Whining 12-04-2013, 04:11 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
I'm very angry at Ape for her dropping me and...

I'm very angry at Ape for her dropping me and going on with BB about tree houses and dogs! No one can believe how angry I am at her. She KNOWS how much these things mean to me, yet she just tosses...
Forum: General 12-04-2013, 03:59 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
*eventually rocks up with a wide selection of...

*eventually rocks up with a wide selection of teas*

"Sorry I'm late, I got lost. Do you know how hard it is to fly with a calico bag around your neck to carry the tea? Well it's mighty hard. ...
Forum: Whining 11-20-2013, 03:42 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Yeah, I'm just about at the end of my going tho. ...

Yeah, I'm just about at the end of my going tho. I've pushed so many times that now, I get to the point where I actually wonder what the hell I'm pushing through the hard times for? More hard...
Forum: General 11-19-2013, 03:09 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
totally awesome costume HR - you did look scary.

totally awesome costume HR - you did look scary.
Forum: Whining 11-19-2013, 03:03 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Oh hun, thank you for your support. I only...

Oh hun, thank you for your support.

I only usually cry when people do something nice for me... shite, I'd be screwed if I ever went on one of those shows where they renovate your house, I'd be a...
Forum: General 11-19-2013, 02:55 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
I'll bring the tea or if I arrive with TR, it...

I'll bring the tea or if I arrive with TR, it will be cocoa.
Forum: Whining 11-14-2013, 02:49 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Flamin' heck, fell into a big pile of nerves on...

Flamin' heck, fell into a big pile of nerves on the weekend. Broke into tears when a friend asked how I was. seriously batty? I usually tell people not to ask that question, because 1. they...
Forum: General 11-14-2013, 02:35 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Archaris ^ this. Much admiration for...

Archaris ^ this.


Much admiration for nurses -how they handle bodily fluids without throwing up... no wonder my list was "I can be anything I want to be...except a nurse."
Forum: General 11-14-2013, 02:31 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
I was going to say that I'd come over for a...

I was going to say that I'd come over for a sleepover at your place, just to have a hot cocoa in the morning.. THEN I realized that alternative meaning to that.. UGH.. I hate being an adult...
Forum: Whining 11-04-2013, 01:49 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
BB - so you too have a pair of cranky pants that...

BB - so you too have a pair of cranky pants that you put on each and every day?

I'll let you and Ape have the flirtation. I'll just come over to sit on the porch and have a cup of tea, and...
Forum: General 11-04-2013, 01:38 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Everything made my day.

Everything made my day.
Forum: General 11-04-2013, 01:34 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
I'll add it to my list of beings I'm guardian for...

I'll add it to my list of beings I'm guardian for :-D
Forum: General 11-04-2013, 01:31 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
The vacuum sucks both in what it should be doing...

The vacuum sucks both in what it should be doing and what it ain't doing. Plus it would be quite remiss of me to try and keep up with a thread started by despan.
Forum: General 11-01-2013, 12:51 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
I don't know why by suddenly my vacuum cleaner...

I don't know why by suddenly my vacuum cleaner raised it's hand, or should I say nozzle. It's a dyson and it's terrible if you have a cat. The cat fur get stuck in the system and it doesn't suck.
Forum: General 11-01-2013, 12:46 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
How does the fox feel?

How does the fox feel?
Forum: Whining 11-01-2013, 12:44 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Running away with BB to the mountains is making...

Running away with BB to the mountains is making me jealous.... I'd love to be a hermit in the mountains.

I'm really over this. 12 weeks with no income. Job market has dried up. Bloody rotten...
Forum: General 10-18-2013, 05:52 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
You too can look 60 years older in 5 minutes? ...

You too can look 60 years older in 5 minutes? Click here to find out more.
Forum: Whining 10-18-2013, 05:51 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Bugger. Bugger. Bugger. What's next? ...

Bugger. Bugger. Bugger.

What's next? Another breath, followed by another one, then another, and another, and keep on breathing until I can find a solution.
Forum: General 10-18-2013, 05:48 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
So Mr Bat is having one ankle fused at the end of...

So Mr Bat is having one ankle fused at the end of this month. 3 months out of action.

I need a job.
Forum: General 10-18-2013, 05:45 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Oh you are cheeky... beginning to think that's a...

Oh you are cheeky... beginning to think that's a Danish past time :-D
Forum: General 10-17-2013, 03:11 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Sorry Timeless, my farcebook is for family.

Sorry Timeless, my farcebook is for family.
Forum: General 10-17-2013, 03:08 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Congrats Acharis. the secret is to not beat...

Congrats Acharis. the secret is to not beat yourself up too much when you slip a little. Hold onto the positives, and let the negatives and worries go.

Keep at it.

Well done Creed.
Forum: General 10-14-2013, 08:55 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
That's great TR. WMMD: Moving forward. ...

That's great TR.

WMMD: Moving forward. Being able to let the negative things slip off my shoulders, like a cardi on a hot day, and focus on the positives. Always moving forward. Never...
Forum: General 10-14-2013, 08:52 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
BB - I really hate it when people shove that high...

BB - I really hate it when people shove that high school shit at you when you're working.


Really busy working on my own independent business, and editing my last book in the trilogy, and...
Forum: General 10-03-2013, 10:45 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
TR- you are so creative. I got told today...

TR- you are so creative.

I got told today that my laughter is unique and wonderful. Guess I'm making up for 10 years of not laughing... Actually had people coming up to me, telling me jokes to...
Forum: General 10-03-2013, 10:36 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
BB - sounds perfect way to spend some time. good...

BB - sounds perfect way to spend some time. good friends. good food. Good conversation.

Waiting for the next opportunity to present itself to me. remaining positive and upbeat despite the...
Forum: General 09-29-2013, 05:26 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
I got an email from Ape. That made my day. ...

I got an email from Ape. That made my day.

Going to be homeless in 8 weeks. So much to do, so little time.
Forum: General 09-29-2013, 05:08 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Look at you Timeless!! You look fabulous!!

Look at you Timeless!! You look fabulous!!
Forum: Whining 09-18-2013, 06:02 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
MOC - that's not good. give up the smokes.

MOC - that's not good. give up the smokes.
Forum: Whining 09-17-2013, 05:15 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Oh bollocks! This morning I cried, while...

Oh bollocks!

This morning I cried, while brushing my teeth. the other day, I cried when driving alone in my car. This sucks. I don't cry. the only thing crying gets you is a headache, and red...
Forum: General 09-17-2013, 04:52 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Ah I didn't get it, but I did find another job...

Ah I didn't get it, but I did find another job that I've applied for. well to be precise, I've applied for 5 jobs today, and another 4 in the pipeline...

Ape - stay dry hun. Mwah.
Forum: Whining 09-13-2013, 07:48 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Hugs and love hun. You can drop me an email if...

Hugs and love hun. You can drop me an email if you ever need to vent.

Miss A - yeah who the fuck voted for Abbott? Someone did, sure as heck wasn't me!
Forum: General 09-13-2013, 07:38 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Thank you. You know what I'm thanking you for...

Thank you. You know what I'm thanking you for and I greatly appreciate the support. Now I just have to forgo sleep and get it done!

Been shortlisted for another job. Here's hoping it comes up. ...
Forum: General 09-13-2013, 07:30 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
So friggin' jealous timeless. You look like you...

So friggin' jealous timeless. You look like you are having a ball!
Forum: General 08-23-2013, 03:18 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
I got certified yesterday.... Now I have a...

I got certified yesterday.... Now I have a certificate that says I can bandage people up. Noice!
Forum: General 08-23-2013, 03:16 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
It's okay, because I'm pretty darn friendly with...

It's okay, because I'm pretty darn friendly with a Vulcan, so we can transport right out of there :-D
Forum: General 08-15-2013, 03:13 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Yep, it sure is!

Yep, it sure is!
Forum: General 08-15-2013, 03:06 AM
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I would have said that TR is one mighty fine...

I would have said that TR is one mighty fine looking young man!
Forum: General 08-15-2013, 03:01 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Bet you can still outrun me! I'd start off okay,...

Bet you can still outrun me! I'd start off okay, but I bet I'd trip over my own feet within about 3 yards and then while the zombies are trying to find my brain (seriously doubt I have one), you'll...
Forum: Whining 08-15-2013, 02:56 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
People are exhausting aren't they? Hugs sweetie.

People are exhausting aren't they? Hugs sweetie.
Forum: General 08-03-2013, 09:54 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Busted! Bet you don't eat Breakfast. I...

Busted! Bet you don't eat Breakfast.

I swore on FB the other day. Almost everyone comment on it. One of my nieces actually encouraged me - It's take me a lifetime to stop from swearing every...
Forum: Whining 08-03-2013, 09:46 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
So anyway, controlled one part of my life, to...

So anyway, controlled one part of my life, to have Mr Bat come down with a chest infection. Not a big deal, except when you're immune system is suppressed.

Goes to get his 3mthly bloods taken -...
Forum: Whining 07-20-2013, 07:53 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Thought I was over it, but I wasn't. Shhhiiittt!...

Thought I was over it, but I wasn't. Shhhiiittt!

Be positive. Move forward. Let it go. So easy to say, to type, so hard to do.
Forum: General 07-20-2013, 07:40 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Awwwww, you always say the nicest things. ...

Awwwww, you always say the nicest things. Although bats got the grumps today.
Forum: General 07-20-2013, 07:32 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
You just need to run faster than someone else. ...

You just need to run faster than someone else. Just hang out with unfit people.
Forum: General 07-20-2013, 07:30 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Just like your breakfast! I'm always bringing up...

Just like your breakfast! I'm always bringing up people's breakfast.
Forum: General 07-08-2013, 05:23 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
I learnt, I didn't learn anything today, but I'm...

I learnt, I didn't learn anything today, but I'm pretty sure some people tried to teach me a lesson, which I didn't learn, but I did laugh at.
Forum: General 07-08-2013, 05:12 AM
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Still nice, but I'm not tempted. Been to a gold...

Still nice, but I'm not tempted. Been to a gold mine, seen how much environmental damage they do, to get a tiny little bit of gold out. And I won't get started on that here.

And the kitty is...
Forum: General 07-08-2013, 05:03 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
You flirty dane you! Ah, TR you made my day.

You flirty dane you!

Ah, TR you made my day.
Forum: General 07-04-2013, 05:23 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
I'm about darling but just not on these forums......

I'm about darling but just not on these forums...

I'm on the beauty forums, asking "How do I just wax the front of my legs, to improve my aerodynamics?"

Oh dear, it's late. Best get my beauty...
Forum: General 07-04-2013, 05:09 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Happy anniversary darling girl! What a wonderful...

Happy anniversary darling girl! What a wonderful way to 'celebrate'.

Mwah!

Mr Bat and I just recently celebrated our, um, er... holey crap! 14th year of being together.

My god, that man has...
Forum: General 07-02-2013, 02:25 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Awesome ring TR.. makes me want to give up my no...

Awesome ring TR.. makes me want to give up my no bling policy... well almost.
Forum: Fashion 07-02-2013, 02:21 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
go to your local thrift store, pick up some wool...

go to your local thrift store, pick up some wool and two needles the same size. Then sit down and watch you tube for how to videos. Alos you'd probably find something locally that maybe able to...
Forum: General 07-02-2013, 02:17 AM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
Oh it is a real problem, and that's why a huge...

Oh it is a real problem, and that's why a huge number of diets don't work, because while you temporarily reduce the calorie intake, peeps don't treat the underlying cause and food addiction is...
Forum: Spooky News 06-05-2013, 05:30 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,098
Posted By Fruitbat
I don't know, there are a few publicly traded...

I don't know, there are a few publicly traded companies which are okay, and actually care about peeps.

Just thinking about the case about Monsanto and a Canadian farmer a few years ago.

The...
Forum: General 06-05-2013, 05:27 AM
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.. then you'll be able to help me with my...

.. then you'll be able to help me with my zimmerframe... oh maybe I want a walking stick, then I can poke people with it and yell, "Get out of the way you young thing. You have no respect for your...
Forum: Whining 06-05-2013, 05:21 AM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
Fuck!! I hate it when bad things happen to good...

Fuck!! I hate it when bad things happen to good people.

It's so hard to watch a close friend go through the whole hospital thing. I know what it's like and it's hard. Really hard and stressful,...
Forum: General 05-31-2013, 11:27 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
Congrats! Woohoo!

Congrats! Woohoo!
Forum: Spooky News 05-31-2013, 11:25 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,098
Posted By Fruitbat
good on ya Ren... Monsanto don't give a rats...

good on ya Ren... Monsanto don't give a rats about people, only profits.
Forum: General 05-31-2013, 11:23 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
TR - looking fabulous as always!

TR - looking fabulous as always!
Forum: General 05-25-2013, 02:32 AM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
Oh you need some insectivious birds to get rid of...

Oh you need some insectivious birds to get rid of the squash bugs... oh and apparently if your plants are healthy, you won't get insects (just working this one out myself.) To get healthy plants you...
Forum: General 05-25-2013, 02:24 AM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
I think anyone who makes a good Pizza is a GOD.

I think anyone who makes a good Pizza is a GOD.
Forum: General 05-13-2013, 09:15 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
Going to be working, so I'll be saying bye right...

Going to be working, so I'll be saying bye right now, coz I won't have time to scratch myself let alone read and post, or is that read, think and post.

Yum.. autumn raspberries... delicious!
Forum: General 05-13-2013, 09:13 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
So very happy for you Ape babe. I love watching...

So very happy for you Ape babe. I love watching the little seedlings doing their thing.

I hope your crop is bountiful (sp?)
Forum: General 05-06-2013, 08:16 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
Way to go HT! Someone using common sense!

Way to go HT! Someone using common sense!
Forum: General 05-06-2013, 08:14 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
OHh are you going to shift the Earth's axis? or...

OHh are you going to shift the Earth's axis? or just proclaim there's more hours in the day?

Aw, it seems that Versus has it in for you now... you know the rest of the world should conform with...
Forum: General 05-01-2013, 09:21 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Well then you've never read my texting. It's...

Well then you've never read my texting. It's actually quite hilarious, because I can never get the words right, plus I tend to swear quite a bit at my phone.

Like we will ever meet. You're too...
Forum: General 05-01-2013, 09:16 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
You're on. OMG, we should, like, have a party or...

You're on. OMG, we should, like, have a party or something, and it would be so super cool if we like invited a few more people. How about we make it start at 30 o'clock on the 30th Feb, that's like...
Forum: Whining 05-01-2013, 09:09 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
here, here. My rant is something I'm trying...

here, here.

My rant is something I'm trying to turn into a positive at the moment. My life is a layer cake. it seems that there are so many complex issues in each layer and they are just...
Forum: General 05-01-2013, 09:02 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
You tube it hun, everything's on you tube. ...

You tube it hun, everything's on you tube.

WMMD: dealing with crap that's happening, because there's no point wishing things were different, because they aren't, and I just have to live with what...
Forum: General 04-29-2013, 09:48 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
Gee TR, didn't think you were such a toff. I've...

Gee TR, didn't think you were such a toff. I've only got mugs. Cheap second hand coffee mugs. You know, the ones with a faded not-so-funny msg on the side, that you hope will blow up in the...
Forum: General 04-29-2013, 09:39 PM
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It's alright... I don't think we have ever...

It's alright... I don't think we have ever talked. Emailed. And posted, but not spoken, so I guess I can keep communicating with you viaa other means. *razz*
Forum: General 04-29-2013, 09:36 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
Noice links. WMMD: Yet to discover it, but...

Noice links.

WMMD: Yet to discover it, but I know it's out there... somewhere...
Forum: Whining 04-29-2013, 09:33 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
Judging others could never become an Olympic...

Judging others could never become an Olympic sport, there'd be too many regular peeps who are gold medal winners.

Be yourself. If being an atheist vegan makes you happy, then everyone else should...
Forum: General 04-26-2013, 06:15 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Never talking to you again. (see now all you had...

Never talking to you again. (see now all you had to do was go hipster to get me to shut the fig up.)

HT - love the green hair.
Forum: Whining 04-26-2013, 06:07 AM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
I was Joan of Fark in a previous life.

I was Joan of Fark in a previous life.
Forum: General 04-26-2013, 06:02 AM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
Sweets, we don't have starbuckies over here...

Sweets, we don't have starbuckies over here anymore.

But I'm not really that mean. I'd give you a coffee, or a tea. Just don't expect anything too flash.

Sol - you potentially lose...
Forum: Whining 04-24-2013, 01:20 AM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
I'm exhausted. Honestly, it's the last time I'm...

I'm exhausted. Honestly, it's the last time I'm ever going to take Despanana and Kontan out on a play date. Seriously, those guys had so many time outs, they hardly had any time-ins.
Forum: General 04-24-2013, 01:16 AM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
Okay, you can start by doing the dishes, putting...

Okay, you can start by doing the dishes, putting a load through the washing machine, cleaning out my car (inside and out), vacuum the floor and scrub the toilets... now that will earn you a cup to go...
Forum: General 04-24-2013, 01:12 AM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
HT - it's a shame you are such a terrible snorer...

HT - it's a shame you are such a terrible snorer and keep everyone awake with your loud snores (use that as an excuse, it works wonders). Congrats on going to London. Sounds exciting.
Forum: General 04-17-2013, 10:32 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
Well let's see... I'll just add up your...

Well let's see... I'll just add up your scorecard... hmmm.. it seems that you are three gold stars short of a the cup of tea level.

If you want accommodation, then you'll have to work for it....
Forum: General 04-16-2013, 08:33 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
You need to come over and clean the mouthful of...

You need to come over and clean the mouthful of coffee that I sprayed over my keyboard when I read thist post. You are very naughty...but you did make me laugh.

Oh and I'm in lurve with Ted...
Forum: General 04-16-2013, 08:28 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
1.)I made superfatted lemon myrtle and green clay...

1.)I made superfatted lemon myrtle and green clay soap. Babybat helped (don't tell the soap police). Babybat was so happy about the soap, I had to fight him off playing with it until it had...
Forum: General 04-10-2013, 08:46 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
Oh hun, I do like the shirt. It looks very...

Oh hun, I do like the shirt. It looks very peasantie (which is something I'm really into at the mo)

My soap worked out well. Now I'm off making another batch. Shit, that stuff is addictive.
...
Forum: Whining 04-10-2013, 08:41 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
Change poverty to frugility and you'll be amongst...

Change poverty to frugility and you'll be amongst the growing hoards of people who are flicking the bird to materialism.
Forum: General 04-08-2013, 09:44 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
Bought a pair of Alegria Palmona shoes and...

Bought a pair of Alegria Palmona shoes and another pair of paddock boots. I'm so in lurve with my shoes at the moment. Hopefull won't need to buy another pair of shoes for at least 5 years.
Forum: General 04-08-2013, 09:38 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
Just look at you TR! You look amazing! ...

Just look at you TR! You look amazing!

WMMD: Making soap. Next learning to make lye out of woodash. Oh and Mads Mekklesen. He's drop dead gorgeous... sigh
Forum: General 04-02-2013, 03:06 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
Thank you MA, for your patience and assistance. ...

Thank you MA, for your patience and assistance.

Royal commission into Institutional child abuse starts today. WMMD
Forum: General 04-01-2013, 08:53 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
I have me a pair of paddock boots. I'm in love. ...

I have me a pair of paddock boots. I'm in love. They look awesome with my skirt and legging look.
Forum: Whining 04-01-2013, 08:47 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
Far out. I have a cold. Last week it was...

Far out. I have a cold. Last week it was gastro, today a mac truck has parked itself on my forehead.
Forum: General 04-01-2013, 08:43 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
So is there ever a position where you can say "I...

So is there ever a position where you can say "I understand the marginalisation, and acknowledge the many real problems that they live with every day, but I value people for who they are and not what...
Forum: General 03-20-2013, 10:22 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
My wrists are stuffed from painting the ceiling...

My wrists are stuffed from painting the ceiling by brush. If I don't take the anti-inflamatory, I just sit there with my hands curled up, unable to move 'em.

Msg to all youngun's take care of your...
Forum: Whining 03-20-2013, 10:03 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
Sorry to hear of your loss Miss A. ...

Sorry to hear of your loss Miss A.

...
Forum: General 03-20-2013, 10:00 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
I know, that's what made it interesting, the fact...

I know, that's what made it interesting, the fact that he had to make this statement, because most of the mainstream media were playing on the issue.

The examples you used are a great way of...
Forum: General 03-18-2013, 03:15 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
Ah, thank you for your answer, and not just some...

Ah, thank you for your answer, and not just some stupidass statement. yes, I've noticed people typecasting others because of their gender/race/colour/religion/appearance. I just want to see the...
Forum: Whining 03-18-2013, 03:01 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
^this. Sorry to hear Miss A of your loss of your...

^this. Sorry to hear Miss A of your loss of your friend/dog.

What is it with Indian men and gang rrape?

My wrists are stuffed. More painkillers to get through what I need to do. Totally...
Forum: Whining 03-13-2013, 08:48 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
Hate thinking about what to have for dinner. ...

Hate thinking about what to have for dinner.

And that is the least of my worries right now, but I'm not giving them the power to take over, or else I'll go running and screaming.
Forum: General 03-13-2013, 08:45 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
Can someone please explain to me why it's wrong...

Can someone please explain to me why it's wrong to think of everyone as equal? To look past their colour/race/religion and just accept them for who they are?

If you're an asshole, then you're an...
Forum: General 03-12-2013, 04:54 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
Downton Abbey. Tiny houses.

Downton Abbey.
Tiny houses.
Forum: General 03-06-2013, 05:35 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
I hope you don't too hun. Does that make sense? ...

I hope you don't too hun. Does that make sense? Eh, had too much pain meds, floating with the fairies.
Forum: General 03-06-2013, 05:31 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
And here I was thinking the dropping of pants was...

And here I was thinking the dropping of pants was some strange Danish tradition.

Ren: Totally agree.
Forum: General 03-04-2013, 08:40 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
But hun, you'll put it back on again when you...

But hun, you'll put it back on again when you start eating, because your body will go crazy at having some calories that stick around.


Trying to convince my friends that just because i'm giving...
Forum: Whining 03-04-2013, 08:37 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
Shall I make you some popcorn?

Shall I make you some popcorn?
Forum: General 03-04-2013, 08:35 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
Wasn't a girl's toy? Hrumph! I had a big box of...

Wasn't a girl's toy? Hrumph! I had a big box of lego, hand-me-down and I loved building with it. Would spend hours, but then I also had matchbox cars, barbie dolls, and played dam busters.

how...
Forum: General 03-01-2013, 03:39 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
Sounds delicious! Yes I can believe you...

Sounds delicious!

Yes I can believe you can drop 3kg in 9 days with a stomach bug. at least your mum was with you.

Hate stomach bugs. Ugh!

I miss my mum when I'm sick. Wish I had...
Forum: General 03-01-2013, 03:29 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhYW5PKYLQc ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhYW5PKYLQc

The sweet sound of this song.

Congrats HT - awesome news.
Forum: Shill 03-01-2013, 05:37 AM
Replies: 534
Views: 47,468
Posted By Fruitbat
Cheese and praise in the one post. I'm in lurve.

Cheese and praise in the one post. I'm in lurve.
Forum: Literature 03-01-2013, 05:35 AM
Replies: 3,239
Views: 341,523
Posted By Fruitbat
listening to the light.

listening to the light.
Forum: Whining 03-01-2013, 05:25 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 587
Posted By Fruitbat
Love does change in relationships, over time. In...

Love does change in relationships, over time. In the beginning you are all lustful and stuff, and then as time marches on, your love alters.

Sit down and figure out what you really want out of...
Forum: General 03-01-2013, 05:12 AM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
I lurve smoothies with frozen bananas, yoghurt,...

I lurve smoothies with frozen bananas, yoghurt, and frozen berries. I use the frozen bananas instead of icecream or ice... yummm... but you do have to watch for brain freeze, and the weird facial...
Forum: General 02-27-2013, 08:51 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
Popcorn cures all ills! All hail the popcorn...

Popcorn cures all ills! All hail the popcorn gods and cleavage, because popcorn gets caught there before it falls onto the floor, saving you from having to mourn the loss of it when you're in the...
Forum: Whining 02-27-2013, 08:48 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
I want to do something classy, like burp the...

I want to do something classy, like burp the alphabet.
Forum: General 02-27-2013, 03:33 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
Timeless - hope you get better soon hun.

Timeless - hope you get better soon hun.
Forum: General 02-26-2013, 09:15 PM
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Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
I wish I were a better person.

I wish I were a better person.
Forum: Whining 02-25-2013, 05:46 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
watching 'saving face' . I'm mad as a cut snake!...

watching 'saving face' . I'm mad as a cut snake! I actually want to do all that eye for an eye crap on the men who throw acid onto woman's faces, then lie about why 'she made them do it'.
Forum: Whining 02-22-2013, 06:25 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
Hope you're feeling better hun. So, now...

Hope you're feeling better hun.


So, now I've stopped having my panic attack about Mr Bat needing to have his ankle joints fused and him having to be off work for 6-12 weeks (considering he...
Forum: Whining 02-21-2013, 03:23 AM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
I don't know where to start with the rant, just...

I don't know where to start with the rant, just had some shitty news confirmed.

2013 is going to be a trying year.
Forum: General 02-18-2013, 09:07 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
sick of toning my hair... time to get rid of the...

sick of toning my hair... time to get rid of the blonde and go to some other colour... hmmm...
Forum: General 02-17-2013, 02:12 AM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
Bed time. Seriously, it make my friggin' day! ...

Bed time. Seriously, it make my friggin' day!

FML.
Forum: General 02-17-2013, 02:09 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,278
Posted By Fruitbat
Indeed, but it's life, and you have to learn to...

Indeed, but it's life, and you have to learn to deal with the heartbreaks and somehow find a way to move on.
Forum: General 02-17-2013, 02:02 AM
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TR - you scared me.

TR - you scared me.
Forum: General 02-17-2013, 02:01 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,046
Posted By Fruitbat
wicked! Now I just want to bring my kiddie pool...

wicked! Now I just want to bring my kiddie pool over and sit in it with you guys... Ohh I'll bring my knitting and the house plans I'm working on. I got a thing for tiny houses.
Forum: General 02-13-2013, 08:35 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,046
Posted By Fruitbat
I'll invite him to the land of plenty 'o' popping...

I'll invite him to the land of plenty 'o' popping corn.
Forum: General 02-13-2013, 03:10 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,046
Posted By Fruitbat
Ape.....

Happy valentine's day beautiful.

I'd start spouting poetry, but Timeless is such a jealous Dane, that he'd get his knickers in a twist about it.
Forum: General 02-13-2013, 03:09 PM
Replies: 5,601
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Posted By Fruitbat
Isn't there a website you can go to, to get a...

Isn't there a website you can go to, to get a letter. I'm pretty sure I've heard of other people who love getting letters.

I know I get all excited when I get a letter in the mail, except bills. ...
Forum: General 02-13-2013, 03:03 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,278
Posted By Fruitbat
I know all guys aren't comfortable with urinals. ...

I know all guys aren't comfortable with urinals.

My poor old battyheart, has been beaten blue and bloody. It's shattered and broken into tiny little pieces that have been superglued together. ...
Forum: General 02-09-2013, 02:54 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,278
Posted By Fruitbat
I thought you knew I'm a floozy and I'll give my...

I thought you knew I'm a floozy and I'll give my heart to anyone.... or is that fart, I'm always getting heart and fart mixed up.

AND you boys are the worst... you use urinals, where you all just...
Forum: General 02-09-2013, 02:44 AM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
I know hun, but it's just across the way from...

I know hun, but it's just across the way from england (compared to Australia).

In Europe you can drive through several countries in 8 hours. In Australia, you're lucky to get to the corner store...
Forum: Whining 02-09-2013, 02:39 AM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
Ashley: Sorry to hear about your aunt. I...

Ashley: Sorry to hear about your aunt.

I have a loaded waterpistol, that I use to get the cats off the kitchen bench... does that count if I shoot you with it and yell "Get off my benches!"
Forum: General 02-09-2013, 02:35 AM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
I'm going to head off into the wild. Might go...

I'm going to head off into the wild. Might go find me a mango tree to hang upside down in for awhile.
Forum: General 02-07-2013, 03:31 AM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
Love listening to radio national. Learn so much...

Love listening to radio national. Learn so much love the cool music on The Inside Sleeve. Oh and i love Elephant Revival, and Robby Buck's voice.

Ohh and Phil Adams. His show is awesome!
...
Forum: General 02-07-2013, 03:18 AM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
ha! You do realise that there is a 95% chance...

ha! You do realise that there is a 95% chance that I'll forget all about it, go to England, and come back and then remember you owed me a smoothie.

Nothing quite like a 24 hour flight to make a...
Forum: General 02-06-2013, 03:24 PM
Replies: 1,538
Views: 59,237
Posted By Fruitbat
I didn't mean to be rude or insulting. If I was...

I didn't mean to be rude or insulting. If I was being rude, then I'd be outrightly rude or insult you in an obvious way. So I apologise if you were insulted by my flippant ways.

The only person...
Forum: General 02-06-2013, 03:11 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
Aw, does this mean that you won't buy me a...

Aw, does this mean that you won't buy me a smoothie if I come over to your part of the world later this year?

You know you still love me... *looks around nervously* You're life would be way too...
Forum: General 02-05-2013, 08:55 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
OMG!! I know your true identity! You're...

OMG!! I know your true identity! You're Christian Grey from 50 shades... *blushes*

(sorry TR, I'm in a flippant mood)
Forum: Whining 02-05-2013, 08:52 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
Ape - doesn't your hymen grow back, if you don't...

Ape - doesn't your hymen grow back, if you don't have intercourse? think I read it somewhere.. well it doesn't grow back per se, it is stretched when you have intercourse, and it goes back if you...
Forum: Whining 02-04-2013, 07:26 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
You are so totally right. Imagine my surprise,...

You are so totally right. Imagine my surprise, on our wedding night, when I discovered, that the post wasn't a virgin.

Have only got 4 jobs on at the moment. All of them need to be done...
Forum: General 02-04-2013, 02:45 PM
Replies: 7,884
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Posted By Fruitbat
woman have to wear superhero capes all the...

woman have to wear superhero capes all the friggin' time. We are expected to go out and work, raise a family, keep a neat and tidy home, care for our community, and relatives et al, and be beautiful...
Forum: General 02-04-2013, 02:40 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
picking berries with babybat. What a laugh!

picking berries with babybat. What a laugh!
Forum: Whining 02-04-2013, 02:39 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
It was me! I ran off with it. We are now...

It was me! I ran off with it. We are now married. Me and your post. It was an amazing ceremony. All my fruity and batty friends were invited. The post wore white.
Forum: General 01-30-2013, 08:28 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,278
Posted By Fruitbat
Oh timeless, if Ape didn't hold my heart in her...

Oh timeless, if Ape didn't hold my heart in her warm little paws, it would belong to you. (by the way, my heart is a shrivelled up prune)
Forum: General 01-30-2013, 08:26 PM
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Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
Such a sad state of affairs. I recently...

Such a sad state of affairs.

I recently heard on the radio, of a lady who had terminal cancer, with a couple of young kids, whose husband was overseas (in the army I believe) serving his country,...
Forum: General 01-29-2013, 08:48 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
Sol: Society in general isn't good at dealing...

Sol: Society in general isn't good at dealing with suicide.

Sorry to hear that Versus.
Forum: General 01-28-2013, 02:03 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
Do you remember the title? I'd be interested in...

Do you remember the title? I'd be interested in knowing more, mainly from a writer's perspective. I like to occassionally see the world from one of my character's POV, even if it is totally screwed...
Forum: General 01-28-2013, 02:00 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
Being stung by a scorpion. Made me realise I can...

Being stung by a scorpion. Made me realise I can get past anything when I set my mind to it.
Forum: General 01-28-2013, 01:58 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,278
Posted By Fruitbat
It has to happen at least once in my life. I'm...

It has to happen at least once in my life. I'm going to print out this page and keep it forever!
Forum: Whining 01-28-2013, 01:55 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
I agree with what you said too, but I've spoken...

I agree with what you said too, but I've spoken to a lot of people, seen a lot of doctors in my time, experienced the good and the not so good. yes some people see them as Gods, and take their word...
Forum: General 01-27-2013, 07:57 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,278
Posted By Fruitbat
The hormones, also work on cats. They seem to...

The hormones, also work on cats. They seem to know when I can't move and either flush the toilet on me, or try and sit on my lap. I seriously think this was TMI.

My hypothesis is that the beings...
Forum: General 01-27-2013, 07:53 PM
Replies: 5,601
Views: 299,349
Posted By Fruitbat
What was the reason they gave for diversity not...

What was the reason they gave for diversity not working?

Timeless: I cannot believe in this day and age, that people still classify those who are different from themselves as being 'losers' or...
Forum: Whining 01-27-2013, 07:42 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
You have every right to be angry about this. ...

You have every right to be angry about this.

My dad was prescribed medication for 10 years, that he was only supposed to take for 6mths. The side effects, caused him to have an auto immune...
Forum: Whining 01-24-2013, 05:02 AM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
Don't be my friend. it seems like I'm the curse...

Don't be my friend. it seems like I'm the curse on people losing their jobs at the moment.
Forum: General 01-24-2013, 05:01 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,278
Posted By Fruitbat
what seats or bowel movements? And why is it...

what seats or bowel movements?

And why is it that male parents can spend hours on the toilet without being disturbed but when I scratch the kitty litter, it's busier than grand central station!
Forum: General 01-24-2013, 04:57 AM
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Posted By Fruitbat
Saya makes this glasses!

Saya makes this glasses!
Forum: General 01-22-2013, 05:59 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
Well I hope you didn't have that all in the one...

Well I hope you didn't have that all in the one glass *wink*

Simplicity is the only way to live.

Finding the positive in a bad situation. Moving on forward and not looking back at what used to...
Forum: General 01-22-2013, 05:57 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,278
Posted By Fruitbat
Well how do you ever expect to have any decent...

Well how do you ever expect to have any decent bowel movements if you have seats?
Forum: Whining 01-22-2013, 05:53 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
I don't care - you can tie me to the roof of your...

I don't care - you can tie me to the roof of your house/apartment, as long as I can keep my conical hat on, I'll be right.


So it looks like in 3mths we will be homeless. So be warned, we may...
Forum: General 01-22-2013, 05:47 PM
Replies: 1,538
Views: 59,237
Posted By Fruitbat
This is one of the reasons why I worship Ape.......

This is one of the reasons why I worship Ape.... ah if you have to worship a false god, may as well make her a pretty one.
Forum: General 01-22-2013, 05:44 PM
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Posted By Fruitbat
You should be able to find some badass buttons...

You should be able to find some badass buttons online. Good luck with the mending.
Forum: Whining 01-21-2013, 09:19 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
Looks like we will be moving onto Ape's front...

Looks like we will be moving onto Ape's front lawn. Mr Bat's job ends in April, and unless we can sell the house soon, we are screwed!
Forum: Shill 01-21-2013, 09:18 PM
Replies: 534
Views: 47,468
Posted By Fruitbat
... that I love so much? Well it's really hard...

... that I love so much? Well it's really hard to put into words. She's a top shelia. tops.
Forum: General 01-21-2013, 02:59 PM
Replies: 4,657
Views: 250,902
Posted By Fruitbat
Quaker. They believe that you follow the light...

Quaker. They believe that you follow the light within (follow your own guidance). I like the idea that there meetings are in silence, and they can be held anywhere.

I love the idea that by...
Forum: Whining 01-21-2013, 02:33 PM
Replies: 8,656
Views: 455,305
Posted By Fruitbat
I'm one of the few people who can get away...

I'm one of the few people who can get away wearing conical hats. They look quite good on me, even in red.

Because I've only sold a handful of books, some people think it's a waste of time me...
Forum: General 01-21-2013, 03:01 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,278
Posted By Fruitbat
What? Music festivals?

What? Music festivals?
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