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page 325 - SEX STING - Tease your husband with the promise of kinky sex, and when he's good and hot tell him you are going to be having a form of Tantric Sex that involves no touching. Tell him he has to will himself to orgasm. See if he can.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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