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I now have streaming videos on my phone, and one of the catagories available is atom films. In that group I hound a little gem called "Star Wars Gangsta Rap". Let me share some lyrics from this marvel:
LUKE - "Yoda, why you being a player hater?
You know I still must confront Lord Vader"
YODA - "But Luke, not ready are you!"
LUKE - "But there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin' my crew,
A jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do,
So now, Vader, I'm coming for you!"
OMG ... how stupid and funny at the same time!
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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