Well for one thing, the Coheed bit.
And the authorness [Inherently emo, not emo alone. Hah.]
Uhhh... The elitism with the "I don't think the poems belong here" thingy. How dare you make fun or our waning rate of literacy!
Euuuuhhhhh... Yep. I like you so far, though.
I'm Totally a sweetheart if I like you. :P