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disorder · 02-22-2008, 11:31 PM

How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?
The police report indicates three.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
If you call up Steven Murphy Electrical Contractors on (08) 9284 7281 they can send over a qualified electrician to screw it in for you between 9-6 on any working day, guaranteed to arrive within an hour of your call or you get 50% off!

What do you get when you stick a knife in a baby?
A life-sentence in jail.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks 6 Newcastles, 4 shots of Jack Daniels, hits on the waitress unsuccessfully, takes his wedding ring off, tried again and fails, drinks 3 more shots, drives home, beats his daughter for coming home late, and cries himself to sleep realizing that he hates his life.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.

Three blind mice walk into a bar. They are unaware of their surroundings, so it would be irresponsible to derive humour from their predicament.

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One.

Yo mama's so fat she has to wear large clothes.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?
Shoot it, ideally several times with a large caliber weapon. Alternately, use a tranquilizer gun if keeping the rhino alive is important.

02-22-2008, 11:31 PM	#16
disorder Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: a'Straiya Posts: 1,292	How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? The police report indicates three. How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you call up Steven Murphy Electrical Contractors on (08) 9284 7281 they can send over a qualified electrician to screw it in for you between 9-6 on any working day, guaranteed to arrive within an hour of your call or you get 50% off! What do you get when you stick a knife in a baby? A life-sentence in jail. A man walks into a bar. He drinks 6 Newcastles, 4 shots of Jack Daniels, hits on the waitress unsuccessfully, takes his wedding ring off, tried again and fails, drinks 3 more shots, drives home, beats his daughter for coming home late, and cries himself to sleep realizing that he hates his life. What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer. Three blind mice walk into a bar. They are unaware of their surroundings, so it would be irresponsible to derive humour from their predicament. How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Yo mama's so fat she has to wear large clothes. How do you stop a rhino from charging? Shoot it, ideally several times with a large caliber weapon. Alternately, use a tranquilizer gun if keeping the rhino alive is important. __________________ Hist. Hark.