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Simba is the best cat in the world.
When I met him, he was living with my friend Jacob. They used to let Simba outside, and one day these bluejays just started attacking the cat. Simba freaked out, and ran away. But did he sit under the stairs moping and listening to My Chemical Romance? No! Simba waited until the birds forgot all about him and them he climbed up to their nest and ate their fucking babies. Man I love that cat.
The best part of that was the next night, when we could actually sleep in without being woken up by the constant squawking of greedy little birdlings.
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