[Mr E Nigma]

"That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him?""

-Terry Pratchett

"Revolutions always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions."

-Terry Pratchett (Night Watch)

and

"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time."

-Terry Pratchett (Good Omens)