[Ben Lahnger]

I hate it when I am driving the speed limit and some asswipe has to speed up, then merges into the lane in front of me only to slow down to a speed 5-10 mph slower than the speed limit, which forces me to slow down. Inevitably I have to go around them, and sometimes the jackanapes will speed up when they notice I'm trying to pass them to prevent it. It's a bloody stupid bit of territorialism in a place and time where myopic thinking like that causes accidents.

Also, I hate those wankers who cut in front of you with 6 inches of clearance between their rear bumper and your front one. Especially the ones who are making a last minute cut over because they are about to miss their exit and forgot to get in the right lane earlier. These dangerous fucks deserve to die in a horrible flaming wreck of their own making ... but the dickheads shouldn't involve anyone else!