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I had a girlfriend once that broke up with me because I was drinking milk, had a hiccup and a sneeze at the same time and totally spazzed with this twitchy, out-of-control body convulsion which caused milk to spew out of my nose. She got up from the table and said "Ew, gross!" Then she walked away and never talked to me again.
I don't think she cared if I was goth though.
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