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This one bears expansion, if you want to takl Jesus the Socialist:
RICH DUDE: Oh blesed messiah, how might I enter the Kingdom of Heaven?
JC: Sell all you have, give it to the poor, and live a simple man's life.
RICH DUDE: ..........
[goes away butt-hurt, for he hath great wealth]
JESUS: [who doth sigh like a pedo in a playground] It is easier for a camel [/rope - trans.] to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. [rests motherfucking case like Mr. T]
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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