[Apathy's_Child]

Birthday in 2 days, and now I've actually fixed up a party, I think I'd rather just get high in the dark with some nice, non-abrasive music. I'm taking the whiny pussy attitude, and know I'll enjoy it once it kicks off, but it's been a helluva month and turning 22 the traditional way just sounds... tiring.

Also, my dog got attacked by a big ugly motherfucker yesterday. He was okay but has been pretty nervy ever since. He usually has balls the size of melons, so it's actually kind of upsetting to see him skulking around with his tail between his legs like his mom caught him banging one out to tentacle porn or something. When a hand game of "GRAB YO' FACE"can't cheer him up, it means he's reached the point where you'd be trying desperately to get him laid if he were human.